Hello, I’m Zhang Wei [Infinite]

While slacking off at work, Jiang Yu accidentally tapped a pop-up ad. The next second, he was dragged into a mini-game called [I Am Zhang Wei].

[You will play an ordinary person named Zhang Wei and experience his most ordinary life.]

Jiang Yu believed it. But could someone please explain:

Why could corpses sing at the hospital where an ordinary person was born?

Why could an ordinary person’s high school classmate throw away his limbs and hide in a sewer pipe?

And why were all the neighbors in the ordinary person’s rented apartment serial killers, while his vacation destination was some all-female village?

Still, there was good news. The System said he was the 100,000th player and rewarded him with a bound teammate!

Jiang Yu’s lips were just starting to curl into a smile when he saw his archenemy, Song Qinghe, strolling toward him and humming.

Jiang Yu: “I want a different teammate!”

System: “Sorry, player. Your teammate is already bound. Please get along!”

Song Qinghe: “Oh, isn’t this my Yu Yu? You vanished into thin air as soon as you graduated. Your Auntie Song was worried sick, you know?”

Jiang Yu sneered. “Auntie Song was worried? We talk on the phone every week.”

“I didn’t vanish into thin air. I just cut off contact with you.”

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System: Players, please love one another.

Song Qinghe: Great! I’ll go fall in love with my teammate right now!

Bonus scene:

Song Qinghe: “Yu Yu, did you see the System notification? The game doesn’t let you kill your teammate, so come over and let your big brother Qinghe give you a kiss.”

Jiang Yu drew his dagger. “Sure. If I don’t slash your mouth to pieces this time, I’ll take your last name!”

Song Qinghe’s eyes filled with tears. “What? You’ll take my last name! I knew you only pretended to want to kill me. You’re actually crazy about me!”

Jiang Yu: “…Get lost! You lunatic!!!”

Theme: Know your fate without fear, and renew yourself day by day.