Ridiculous Fans, Always Throwing Their Idol Under the Bus

As a devoted fan of rising traffic star Chi Kuang, Jiang Le woke up one day with a fan wish system. The System claimed it could grant every wish in her heart, as long as she wanted it.

Jiang Le clasped her hands reverently: Please, I want to see my fave walk the red carpet at Scream Night in a custom D-brand outfit!

After making her wish, Jiang Le waited eagerly for the System to respond.

Three seconds later, the System chimed: Ding... Wish failed. The Host's true thoughts have been detected and are being uploaded. Upload successful. Your fave is about to go feed pigs.

Jiang Le: ???

Jiang Le loudly protested.

The System calmly replied: Tell me, what were you dreaming about just now?

Jiang Le: ...I looked at my fave's workout photos before bed, got immersed in a rugged-man romance novel, and then dreamed he had his hair slicked back, wore a tank top that showed off his incredibly sexy biceps, and was huffing as he carried pig feed to the pigs. One even bit him on the butt, so he chased it around the pigpen to beat it up...

The System: And what were you doing?

Jiang Le: I was laughing so hard I pounded the wall, and I took pictures and sent them to my fellow fan...

The System: Admit it. You just want to see your fave feed pigs.

Jiang Le: ...

(Damn it! Who could resist seeing their idol feed pigs with a cold expression?)

At Scream Night, celebrities from every fandom competed to outshine each other, and stunning photos from the gala kept trending.

Only the Little Wings were sobbing their hearts out: Waaaah, does anyone get it? Other people's faves wear custom outfits on the red carpet, and their fan photographers edit photos until their hands hurt. Our idol is livestreaming himself huffing and puffing as he feeds pigs, and he even got into a fight with one! Waaaah!

But not long afterward,

The hashtag #ChiKuangLivestreamsPigFeedingAtScreamNight shot straight to the top of the trending list, crushing the popularity of all the other young stars.

Passersby: I'm not that interested in celebrities walking the red carpet, but if you tell me a celebrity is livestreaming pig feeding, you bet I'm going to see what that's about!

After watching...

Damn! Is this man way too gorgeous? Whose pig farmer is that handsome? Waaaah, I'm a fan now!

Chi Kuang, who had no idea why he had suddenly gone to feed pigs: ...

So this is the world where he's the only one who got hurt?

Jiang Le: Sumimasen, Onii-chan, watashi wa wazato ja nai desu (๑°3°๑)

Theme: Cherish your idol