Reborn as the Short-Tempered Aunt in a Fake Heiress Novel

The beginning is okay, but the rest isn't. Read with caution QWQ Tang Meng transmigrates into a novel about a real and fake heiress as a minor aunt with no importance to the plot. Her real niece was switched at birth and raised for over a decade in a poor, remote village, until she was nothing but skin and bones. Meanwhile, her fake niece grew up cherished and pampered, never wanting for food or clothing, living like a little princess. After the real niece returned home, she was so cautious she barely dared to raise her voice. Her parents and family treated her with cold indifference. The old couple couldn't bear to part with the fake niece, so they let her stay. She never missed a chance to needle the real niece, openly or behind her back. Everyone said the real niece wasn't as graceful, well-mannered, kind, or warm as the fake one, who was like a little fairy. Little did they know it was all deliberate. She wanted people to see the difference between them and make her parents love her more. Tang Meng's temper flared. What kind of demon or monster dares to pull this kind of stunt right in front of me? You dare mess with my real niece? I'll skin you alive, you hear me? And so... When Tang Yiyi put on her syrupy act, Tang Meng immediately rolled up her sleeves. "Say one more word and I'll rip your mouth off!" When Tang Yiyi sobbed in front of the old couple, Tang Meng watched coldly from the side. Heh! I was doing this sort of thing before you were even out of diapers! * Ji Huaian had been alone and destitute since childhood, living worse than a dog. Only Tang Meng knew that Ji Huaian was a big shot destined to rise like a dragon. Before long, all of Nancheng would be under his control. Tang Meng never planned to latch onto his coattails. She just felt sorry for him. She secretly brought him food, deliberately tore up clothes so she could give them to him for warmth, and quietly enjoyed the thrill of nurturing a future big shot. Ji Huaian never imagined that the little princess who loved white dresses and lived a carefree life would be the only light in his long, dark years. * Ji Huaian was perfect in every way, except that he was too fierce. Tang Meng tried to strike a deal with him. "You can be fierce with other people, but not with me. Got it?" Ji Huaian gave a low, subdued "Mm." I won't be fierce with you. I'll give you my life. Coming soon: The Queen of Contrarians Takes on Everyone on a Dating Show Blurb: Song Zhi was a veteran fan-site photographer in the idol fandom, and she never lost a verbal battle. Her daily pastime was arguing rival fans into an existential crisis. One day, she woke up transmigrated into the body of an obscure actress in the entertainment industry who shared her name. The actress was so obscure that her only job all year was serving as a commentator on a dating show. A dating show would have been fine, but the guests were all more bizarre than the last. Some of their values were so outrageous they shattered Song Zhi's worldview. Song, the Queen of Contrarians, Zhi: You made me do this! If I don't argue with you, all those years of reading were for nothing! Clip One: A male guest who was 1.6 meters tall declared that, for the sake of his future children, he required a dating partner who was at least 1.7 meters tall. Song Zhi: "You're thinking about your future kids, but have you thought about the young woman? She's looking for a partner, not a son. Wouldn't a 1.7-meter-tall woman have a much better time dating a petite, sweet 1.6-meter girl? Why would she want to date a greasy guy who's 1.6 meters tall?" Clip Two: A man earning 5,000 yuan a month wanted his 15,000-yuan-a-month crush to become a full-time housewife after marriage and take care of the family. Song Zhi: "Are you insecure? Or insecure? Or insecure? You make 5,000 yuan and still think you're better than everyone? You can't even afford to keep a dog, and you think you can support a whole family? Wake up!" Clip Three: A ladies' man who's had his fun wants to marry a woman who's a traditional, devoted wife and mother. Song Zhi: "May I suggest you turn left when you leave and get yourself checked for STDs at a men's hospital first? Don't go around ruining the lives of our lovely, devoted women!" The obscure actress Song Zhi had planned to leave the entertainment industry as soon as filming wrapped and focus on following her idols. She never expected this low-rated dating show to become a hit thanks to her alone. Viewers: Good grief! She's so bold, so satisfying, so wild! We love her! Overnight, Song Zhi's signature arguing style took the internet by storm. Song Zhi: ToT Seriously? I want to leave the industry... I just want to be a low-key fan girl... Song Zhi had been a fan of Jiang Min ever since his debut five years ago, watching him grow from an unknown newcomer into the dazzling king of the stage he was today. Five years on, her love for him had only grown. After becoming famous, Song Zhi and Jiang Min appeared on the same variety show. Viewers who had been waiting in front of their screens: Another day of eagerly waiting for our Queen Song to start roasting people! But before they could finish posting in the comments, Song Zhi heard Jiang Min sing and cried, "Oh my god! Is that the voice of an angel? Did heaven send you down here to cleanse this world's filth?!" Viewers: "???" Hello??? Queen of Contrarians, did you get the wrong script or what??? Later, in an interview, Jiang Min was asked, "Why does Song Zhi argue with everyone except you?" Jiang Min lowered his eyes and smiled softly. "Because she can't bear to." Song Zhi: "..." I'm done for... Theme: The light you long for will one day shine, just as you wish.