Cosplaying as Muzan, Then Getting a Happy Ending with Sukuna

On the waiting list: Is Okkotsu Tasty?

[Third-person narration. Slowly being edited.]

You cosplayed as Muzan and transmigrated.

The good news: you're in Jujutsu Kaisen, and sunlight scares you, but it won't melt you on contact.

The bad news: Ryomen Sukuna has latched onto you.

You run into a pink-haired boy eating pickled chicken feet and laughing as he shouts, "The moonlight, women, where are they?" You're watching the scene, not expecting him to turn around, grab your face, and say with an inscrutable smile, "Oh, here you are..."

You: ? Don't get the wrong idea! He's cosplaying the Demon King Muzan, not Geisha Muzan!

A white-haired man brings you back to Jujutsu High. You spend your days killing curses and looking after students, and life is pretty good. But apparently you're a potent treat in the eyes of curses, and a certain Sukuna is always trying to "eat" you.

To stay alive, you do everything you can to stop Sukuna from being resurrected, until... one night, the King of Curses sneaks into your room and feeds you blood like it's second nature.

When you refuse, Sukuna sneers, "You don't want it? You used to beg me to give it to you."

You: ? I'll sue you for slander!

Later, the curses painstakingly gather enough fingers to welcome the King of Curses.

The sorcerers expect a huge battle, but after Sukuna awakens, he ignores both the sorcerers and the curses. In full view of everyone, he walks up to you, wraps an arm around your waist, and takes you away. "Now we can finally pick up where we left off, right?"

The curses left behind: ???

The sorcerers: ???

#Jujutsu World Breaking News: The King of Curses spent a thousand years plotting his resurrection just to find himself a wife?!

Curses and sorcerers: ...He's lost his mind.

Before You Read:

1. Crack pairing and OOC warning! (Important!) If you don't like it, don't read. Don't read. Don't read. Important things have to be said three times. I've eaten the plot logic. I write whatever I dream up. If it's not to your taste, please stop reading.

2. Apologies for my limited writing skills and the rough prose and plot. Some strange or seemingly random things at the start are foreshadowing. There will be time travel later.

3. One-on-one romance, with a few other characters harboring unrequited feelings. Some plot details and the protagonist's abilities are my own inventions.

4. When Sukuna is resurrected later, he won't use Yuji's body or take over Megumi's or anyone else's.

On the waiting list: Is Okkotsu Tasty?

Sakuya was a demon who had slept for a thousand years. One day, he awoke to the alluring scent of powerful cursed energy. When he opened his eyes, he saw a little boy who had turned his friend into a curse.

What a delicious scent.

Sakuya took an instant liking to the little boy named Okkotsu and decided to raise him as his personal blood bag.

Unfortunately, whenever Okkotsu was injured, Rika went berserk and healed him. As a weak demon who had never eaten a person, Sakuya was terrified every time he saw her elbow someone into the air, so he could only take the gentle approach.

To get a taste of blood, Sakuya befriended the lonely boy, helped him drive away his bullies, and gave him the greatest warmth he had ever known.

"My world only needs Yuta." "Yuta is my one and only!"

Whenever Sakuya imitated humans and said these sweet nothings, Okkotsu's smile always grew wider.

He must be so moved!

The result? After all those years of working so hard, he hadn't gotten to drink a single drop of blood!

Sakuya couldn't take it anymore and decided to change targets.

He set his sights on Okkotsu's teacher, Gojo Satoru.

Just as he was about to tell Gojo, "Satoru is my one and only," the boy covered his mouth with one hand.

"You can't do that." Okkotsu smiled gently, but his dark eyes were thick as ink.

"Didn't we agree that I was the only one for you?"

Thesis: Cherish life.