Cosplaying as Muzan, Then Getting a Happy Ending with Sukuna

Coming soon: Is Okkotsu Tasty? 【Third-person narration. Light edits in progress.】 You cosplay Muzan and transmigrate. Good news: You’re in Jujutsu Kaisen, and sunlight only frightens you. It won’t make you burst into flames. Bad news: Ryomen Sukuna has set his sights on you. From the start, you run into a pink-haired boy who’s just eaten some peppered chicken feet and is laughing as he shouts, “Where are the moonlight and women?” You’re enjoying the show and don’t expect him to turn around, pinch your cheek, and smile knowingly. “Oh, there you are...” You: ? Don’t say that! He’s cosplaying the Demon King Muzan, not Geisha Muzan! A white-haired man brings you back to Jujutsu High. You spend your days killing curses and teaching students, and life is pretty good. But you seem to be a nourishing feast in the eyes of curses, and a certain Sukuna is always trying to “eat” you. To stay alive, you do everything you can to stop Sukuna’s resurrection, until... one night, the King of Curses sneaks into your room and skillfully feeds you his blood. When you refuse, Sukuna sneers. “You don’t want it? You used to beg me for it.” You: ? Careful, I’ll sue you for slander! Later, the curses go to tremendous lengths to gather enough fingers to welcome the King of Curses back. The jujutsu sorcerers expect a huge battle, but when Sukuna wakes, he ignores the sorcerers and curses alike. In full view of everyone, he walks over to you, wraps an arm around your waist, and leaves. “Now we can finally pick up where we left off, right?” The curses left behind: ??? The sorcerers: ??? #Jujutsu world-shaker: The King of Curses spent a thousand years plotting his return just to find a wife?! Curses and sorcerers: ...What a lunatic. Before you read: 1. A crack pairing with major out-of-character warnings! If it’s not your thing, don’t read it, don’t read it, don’t read it. Important enough to say three times. I’ve eaten the logic. I write whatever I dream up, so please stop reading if it’s not to your taste. 2. I’m not a strong writer, so apologies for the prose and plot. Some strange or inexplicable things from the start are foreshadowing. Time travel comes into play later. 3. One-on-one romance, with a few other unrequited crushes. Some plot points and the protagonist’s abilities are my own additions. 5. Sukuna won’t be resurrected in Yuji’s body later, and he won’t take over Megumi or anyone else’s body. Coming soon: Is Okkotsu Tasty? Sakuya is a demon who has slept for a thousand years. One day, he’s awakened by the delicious scent of powerful cursed energy. When he opens his eyes, he sees a little boy who has turned his friend into a curse. What a delicious scent. Sakuya immediately takes a liking to the boy named Okkotsu and decides to raise him as his own personal blood bag. Unfortunately, whenever Okkotsu gets hurt, Rika goes berserk and heals him. As a weak demon who’s never eaten a human, Sakuya is terrified every time he sees her elbow someone into the air, so he has no choice but to try the tender approach. Hoping to get a taste of his blood, Sakuya befriends the lonely boy, drives off the bullies, and gives him the warmest affection. “My world only needs Yuta.” “Yuta is my one and only!” Whenever Sakuya imitates humans and says these sweet nothings, Okkotsu’s smile grows deeper. He must be so touched! But after years of dutiful effort, Sakuya still hasn’t gotten a single drop of blood! Unable to take it anymore, Sakuya decides to change his target. He sets his sights on Okkotsu’s teacher, Gojo Satoru. Just as he’s about to tell Gojo, “Satoru is my one and only,” the boy quickly covers his mouth. “You can’t do that.” Okkotsu smiles gently, but his dark eyes are as thick as ink. “Didn’t we agree that I’d be the only one?” Theme: Cherish life.