Even as the Mountain God's Bride, I Have to Be a Wicked Cannon Fodder

Pre-collection: After Marrying the Fruit Tycoon. Blurb at the very bottom, please add it to your reading list! O(∩_∩)O

Blurb

Pretty blind boy x gentle mountain god

Yi Xing x Tao Zhuo

Little Xing, who went blind as a child, transmigrated into a book as a wicked cannon-fodder character. He has to complete missions to regain his sight.

That night, the System ordered him to ruin his and the mountain god's wedding night.

Xing: "But I can't see..."

System: "That's your problem. If you don't complete the mission, I'll electrocute you."

With no choice, Xing felt his way around the unfamiliar surroundings, messing up the bed and scattering peanuts and longans all over the floor. At last, his hand found something warm.

Curious, Xing gave it a squeeze. Another person's voice came from above him.

"Careful. Don't touch randomly."

Xing jumped in fright, pulled his hands back behind him, and instinctively called out, "Honey, is that you?"

The person in front of him paused, then lifted his chin to face him. "I'm right here."

-

The System told Xing to slander the food made by the story's protagonist and leave a bad review for his shop.

Xing had never left anyone a bad review before. "Isn't that wrong?"

System: "Or should I electrocute you instead?"

Xing: TvT.

Xing added a lethal amount of chili and salt to the noodles served by the protagonist, then started picking a fight.

Little did he know, the protagonist had watched the whole thing, and the male lead was already at the end of his rope and ready to beat him up.

When Xing quietly said he was going to leave a bad review, he almost didn't make it out of the shop on his own two feet.

Fortunately, his new husband, Tao Zhuo, arrived in time to bail him out. Before they left, he even packed up the noodles for Xing to take home.

When they got home, Xing made sure Tao Zhuo wasn't around, then sneakily brought out the bowl of noodles and ate them cautiously.

He'd only had a few bites when he heard a chair being pulled out, followed by Tao Zhuo's amused voice. "Didn't you say there was something wrong with the noodles? Why are you eating them in secret?"

Caught red-handed, Xing: "...QAQ."

-

Much later, everyone had grown used to Xing picking fights for no reason. Not only did they stop blaming him, they even joined in on the game.

After all, how bad could a poor little blind boy really be?

Little scene:

One day, little Xing, having regained his sight, lounged against Tao Zhuo while their friends busied themselves with holiday preparations.

Friend A: "Xing, you're slacking off!"

Friend B: "Don't think you can slack off just because the mountain god is protecting you!"

Xing: "Don't forget what I used to do. Be careful, or I'll ruin everything!"

Friend C: "Hey, you're pretty cocky!"

After that, they looked at each other and burst out laughing.

1. The bottom is on the weak side, and the logic is silly. Please be cautious if that's not your thing.

2. The CP is Yi Xing and Tao Zhuo. There will be side couples, including but not limited to characters of various genders (possibly), so please be cautious if that's not your thing.

3. The characters have flaws. Please be cautious if that's not your thing.

4. Please don't attack my protagonist. Thank you.

Pre-collection: After Marrying the Fruit Tycoon

A spoiled, demanding bottom who only wants to taste the bitterness of love x a hardworking, honest, rough-around-the-edges top who believes his wife comes first

As the young master of the Xie family, Xie Yuan grew up surrounded by adoring people and enveloped in love.

Xie Yuan was clever and handsome, and he was a talented painter. But he was also spoiled, conceited, and arrogant. He even turned down a confession from the rich and handsome eldest young master of the Zhao family.

If someone like that had no chance, nobody else stood a chance either.

Nobody expected that the day after Xie Yuan rejected the Zhao family's eldest young master, he'd marry a fruit farmer.

-

After the wedding, Xie Yuan did everything he could to make his husband divorce him. One day he'd demand a handbag, the next a watch, and if he didn't get his way, he'd throw a tantrum.

But his husband never seemed to lose his temper. He gave Xie Yuan a card and told him to spend as much as he liked.

Xie Yuan nearly went crazy holding that card. Everyone said he had a terrible temper and nobody could put up with him. Why wouldn't Zhang Sui divorce him already?!

Xie Yuan flung the card to the ground. "Who wants your things?"

He thought, Get mad already. Lose your temper. Hurry up and divorce me!

But the man only glanced at him, quietly picked up the card, and hired him an assistant the next day, telling him to let the assistant know whatever he wanted to buy.

Xie Yuan was frantic.

-

The Zhao family's eldest young master invited Xie Yuan to his birthday party. Someone asked him, "I heard you married a fruit farmer. Do you regret turning down Young Master Zhao now?"

Xie Yuan rolled his eyes. "Are you insane? You're not even worthy of one of my husband's fingers!"

When Xie Yuan got home, he was both angry and hurt. When he saw that Zhang Sui wasn't home, his emotions peaked. He broke down in the living room and sobbed like a child.

When Zhang Sui came home, before Xie Yuan could throw a tantrum, he received a bag of fresh fruit, a bottle of fireflies, and a husband covered in mosquito bites.

At that moment, Xie Yuan looked at Zhang Sui's anxious face and cried even harder.

Xie Yuan became love-struck, and also a genuine spoiled brat.

A few notes:

1. A pampered wife story. CP: Xie Yuan x Zhang Sui. May their wishes come true forever.

2. The top isn't poor. He owns several mountains and won't let his wife suffer. Yuan-yuan will only eat... not suffer (just kidding).

3. There's a height and build difference, and a five-year age gap. The top is 30, the bottom is 25.

Theme: An unlucky life finally turns lucky. May the happiness last.