Yu Zhiyi, a washed-up nobody of an idol, has contracted a rare condition known in psychology as the Queen of the Women's Kingdom Syndrome.
He has to find his own personal "Tang Monk's flesh" and ease his symptoms by licking and sucking their skin.
Just as Yu Zhiyi was at a loss to find his "Tang Monk's flesh" and his insomnia was getting worse, his manager dragged him onto a variety show selecting actors for short dramas: The Battle for the Lead Role.
One of the show's mentors was the famous three-time award-winning Best Actor Yan Fu, known as the film industry's strictest acting coach, a stern father figure.
Yu Zhiyi was a superb singer and dancer, but his acting was extraordinarily bad. Yan Fu, who was always harsh with actors, was about to deliver a scathing critique when he noticed the person onstage staring at him, licking his lips and swallowing hard.
Yan Fu's criticism died on his lips. Frowning despite himself, he asked, "Do you have chapped lips, or have you not eaten?"
Yu Zhiyi kept swallowing and nodded with a cold expression.
*
After the first round of filming wrapped, Yu Zhiyi steeled himself and knocked on the door of Yan Fu's dressing room.
Yan Fu was mildly pleased to see him, thinking the young man had come to ask for acting advice. He had always been generous about sharing what he knew.
The room fell silent for three seconds.
Yu Zhiyi's face flushed red. He bowed and said, "Teacher Yan, could I suck on a bit of your flesh? Just one bite."
Yan Fu: ?
Yan Fu: "First of all, I don't trade favors for sex."
Yan Fu: "Secondly, I'm straight."
Yan Fu: "Wait, where do you want to suck?"
*
Honestly, Yan Fu had never met anyone who came right up to him to ask for special treatment in exchange for sex.
But Yu Zhiyi begged, saying that if Yan Fu would just let him suck a few times, he'd be willing to work like an ox or a horse. Looking at that beautiful, cool face tinged with embarrassment, Yan Fu inexplicably agreed to let him do it for free, and kept it up until the final episode of the show.
Yu Zhiyi sucked all over his hands, arms, neck, ears, and even his face, everywhere but his mouth.
Then he got Yan Fu hard.
Great. Yan Fu faced the fact that his sexuality had curled into a question mark and prepared to confess his feelings.
But Yu Zhiyi said he'd had enough and ran away.
*
Thanks to their interactions on The Battle for the Lead Role and the short film they made together for the finale, Yu Zhiyi and Yan Fu attracted a huge wave of shippers, all clamoring for a second collaboration.
Just then, Yu Zhiyi received an invitation to a new travel variety show, Celebrity Holiday Escape Plan.
It wasn't until the first day of filming that he learned one of the other guests was his Tang Monk's flesh, Yan Fu!
Out of gratitude, Yu Zhiyi decided to serve Yan Fu hand and foot during the trip.
But Yan Fu didn't let him do anything. Instead, when Yu Zhiyi got hot, Yan Fu fanned him; when he got hungry, Yan Fu cooked for him; when he got sleepy, Yan Fu offered his lap as a pillow...
Yu Zhiyi was baffled, but he noticed his Queen of the Women's Kingdom Syndrome was showing signs of returning. The longer they filmed the trip, the worse it became.
One day, Yan Fu saw Yu Zhiyi licking his lips and swallowing hard at the sight of him for the first time in ages.
He pulled him into a field of rapeseed flowers and asked, "Want to suck on me?"
Yu Zhiyi nodded.
Yan Fu's lips curled into a smile. "Then be my wife and I'll let you suck on me until the end of time. How about it?"
Yu Zhiyi couldn't wrap his head around it. "But Teacher Yan, I'm straight."
Yan Fu laughed in exasperation. "Then I'll be your wife and let you suck on me anyway. How about that?"
Yan Fu x Yu Zhiyi
Wealthy, secretly flirtatious, self-conquering award-winning actor gong x cool, slow-to-warm, beautiful idol shou who excels at singing and dancing
1. The gong is six years older, 32 x 26. A story about turning a straight man gay.
2. Both are virgins and each other's first love. Pure, sweet, feel-good romance with a happy ending.
3. The Queen of the Women's Kingdom Syndrome is entirely made up by me. It is not a real psychological condition. The shou's illness will be cured, but sucking on the gong will become a habit!
4. If you dislike fan-culture talk, comments, or forum-style chapters, this may not be for you.
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Theme: Just when you think all hope is lost, a new path appears
