After the Green Tea Girl's Crush Pursues Me

[The author's completed showbiz romance about rekindling an old flame, Fame and Fortune] [Starting June 11, this story will be completed and move to paid chapters from Chapter 22. Thank you for supporting the official version.] [Recommending a friend's amazing completed Infinite novel: Hush, They Say I'm the Favorite of Ten Thousand Ghosts [Infinite]] The story version of this ridiculous blurb After Jiang San'an got saddled with the Elderly Care System, he diligently worked as a little carpenter while earning wish points. Then, while selling wooden hairpins, his stunning traditional outfit made him an overnight sensation. He stayed at the top of the trending lists for seven days and nights! Even Jiang San'an was scared by how famous he got! Jiang San'an had wanted to keep to himself and disappear from the public eye, but a certain terrible piece of news forced him to "return to his old line of work." He picked up his old skills and started livestreaming his performances! Jiang San'an: If you've got money, show your support with a tip. If you don't, show your support by showing up~ In less than a week, Jiang San'an was wildly popular all over again. Jiang San'an: Jiang is my surname, and going viral is my destiny. The ridiculous romance blurb: Jiang San'an has a longtime crush on his senior, Qin Juyang. To him, Qin Juyang is the moon in the sky, a flower reflected in a mirror. Even though his WeChat profile picture is the Fireboy from Forest Fireboy and Watergirl, that doesn't affect Jiang San'an's image of him as a perfect man. Does he like him? Of course he likes him very much. Will he pursue him? Jiang San'an: Sumimasen! I'm overseas, how am I supposed to pursue him? With my high school education and barely passable Japanese? Then fate brought Juyang to San'an. Not only did his longtime crush return to China, he actually pursued Jiang San'an! A friend who knew Jiang San'an had been secretly in love for years: Obviously, say yes! Say yes! Well, the first time, Jiang San'an rejected him for reasons he couldn't talk about. His crush didn't lose heart, certain of his victory as he kept pursuing him. Jiang San'an was like a bird in a cage, with no way to escape. Well, the second time, looking at the man who was still perfect in his eyes, Jiang San'an had no reason to refuse. Bonus Scene: One day after they got together, Qin Juyang saw the livestream comments begging Jiang San'an to carve little figures of them, and he was pretty unhappy. So that night, Qin Juyang clung to Jiang San'an all night, whispering in his ear, "Could you carve one of me?" Half-asleep, Jiang San'an didn't hear him clearly and thought Qin Juyang wanted him to carve his, well, thing. Blushing and muttering that his crush turned out to be a dirty old moon, he set to work carving it with care. So when Qin Juyang eagerly opened the finished piece, he came face to face with a one-to-one wooden replica of his little brother. Qin Juyang: ? He decided to make the best of it, go along with the mistake, and live up to his dirty-old-moon reputation. A seemingly aloof, sharp-tongued, bashful, straightforward, slightly manipulative top × a seemingly timid little pushover who is actually sunny, resilient, extraordinarily talented, and easily embarrassed, a puppy-like bottom A returning overseas researcher and CEO top × a carpenter and part-time online celebrity bottom Reading Guide: 1. The top is a year older. The bottom only finished high school. The longtime crush appears a little later. They are each other's only partners, body and soul. A lighthearted, funny, sweet story about mutual indulgence. 2. There are livestreaming scenes in the middle and later parts, so some chapters have lots of viewer comments. Please skip this one if that's not your thing~ 3. The woodcarving information is from Baidu Baike. Corrections are welcome, but please don't give me writing advice. Thanks~ 4. Readers, if you've got money, show your support with a tip. If you don't, show your support by showing up~ (San'an's words) [Next sweet romance, pre-release: I Accidentally Married a Ghost. Please add it to your reading list~] When Ruan Xinyuan was three, he developed a strange illness. After his fortune-teller grandmother saved him from the brink of death, she told him he had to marry a man before turning eighteen, or he would die. The man had to meet all three conditions: 1. Be born on the first day of the first lunar month, just like Ruan Xinyuan. 2. Be ten years older than Ruan Xinyuan. 3. Have a mole right in the middle of the back of his neck. As a firm materialist, Ruan Xinyuan didn't believe for a second that he could just drop dead for no reason if he didn't get married! Besides, what were the odds of finding someone who met all three conditions? * A week into his first year of college, Ruan Xinyuan filled in for his best friend from a neighboring school at a course registration session. The moment the man at the lectern turned around to write his name, Ruan Xinyuan spotted a mole right in the middle of the back of his neck. Ruan Xinyuan frantically searched B University's official website and forum until he figured out who the man was. Qi Xun, a renowned young associate professor in B University's History Department, handsome, refined, and accomplished... Most importantly: 1. He was born on the first day of the lunar new year, just like Ruan Xinyuan. 2. He was exactly ten years older. 3. He had a mole right in the middle of the back of his neck. Ruan Xinyuan was stunned, but as a firm materialist, he absolutely On the fifth day of unexplained stabbing pains in his heart, with no apparent medical cause... Ruan Xinyuan, who was "afraid of dying," showed up with ninety-nine roses and proposed to Qi Xun, the famous man at B University. Ruan Xinyuan shamelessly lied: "Professor Qi, I've actually had a crush on you for ages. Could you take my sincerity into account, skip dating, and marry me directly?" Ruan Xinyuan had already prepared himself for a long battle. One second later, Qi Xun calmly replied, "Sure." * Two months after marrying Qi Xun, Ruan Xinyuan started feeling that there was something off about his husband. For example, sometimes Qi Xun had an appetite far greater than an ordinary person's, while at other times he could go a whole day and night without food and never feel hungry. Another example: Ruan Xinyuan saw Qi Xun accidentally cut his finger, only for it to heal in less than ten seconds. And then, after hearing his grandmother's advice on how to cure his illness, Ruan Xinyuan started gradually seducing Qi Xun so they could make up for the wedding night they'd missed. Exhausted and aching all over, Ruan Xinyuan closed his eyes and vaguely felt Qi Xun kissing his forehead, eyes, nose, and lips... Then, in a voice hoarse with longing, Qi Xun whispered: "It's been 937 years since I died. I've finally found you." Ruan Xinyuan, a not-so-firm materialist, realized that his husband might not be human. He might be a ghost. Quirky, straightforward, sweet bottom × a devoted ghost top who has been celibate for nine hundred years and hides a dark, obsessive side Ruan Xinyuan × Qi Xun Theme: Care for every version of yourself yet to come