Chuuya's Sister, but Naoya Is My Idol

[A goofy, sweet little story. I'm posting trial chapters and building up my collection; for now, I'm mainly writing about Toji next door. Once I've got enough saves, I'll officially start this one! Don't worry, I'm definitely going to write it!]

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Yokohama executive Nakahara Shinya unexpectedly picks up a golden-haired, fox-eyed admirer: Zenin Naoya!

He looks at her with the fervor of a believer, and is always comparing her to people like "Toji-kun" and "Go-kun."

His approach is a little awkward, and he keeps asking about her fighting skills, but he's totally her type... She'll put up with it! Petting that golden hair now and then is a nice way to unwind, too!

He often tells her how much he loves her, too: Women are born to walk three steps behind men... Only Nakahara-kun deserves to walk by my side!

Shinya: I didn't understand the first part, but that last bit... Was he confessing to me?! He definitely was!

One night, he shows up at her door barefoot, his bathrobe hanging open, trying to seduce her. She can't take it anymore and decides to have her way with him.

Seeing his shocked expression and how he finally gives in with tears in his eyes, she feels deeply satisfied:

All right, he really does love me to death. Look, he's so moved he's crying.

That is, until she takes him home to meet her family.

The moment he sees Chuuya, the gravity manipulator, and Verlaine, the King of Assassins, fighting their way through a crowd, Naoya's eyes light up.

That fervent look is exactly the same one he used to give her!!!

Shinya is furious: Do you like me, or do you like my brothers? So I'm just a substitute, is that it?! Take this, gravity manipulation, you jerk!

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In Zenin Naoya's eyes, only peerless powerhouses like Toji-kun and Go-kun deserve his respect.

That is, until he meets Nakahara-kun from Yokohama.

He's not very tall, but he's strong and ferocious in a fight. Naoya unilaterally declares him his third idol, after Toji-kun and Go-kun!

He asks his idol for martial arts tips every day, working to improve himself. His idol not only answers seriously, but gently pats him on the head, too!

Then his idol pins him to the bed, and he discovers in horror that his idol is a woman, and she wants to sleep with him?!

He doesn't dare fight back. If that's what his idol wants... he can only give in and get slept with in tears (not really).

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After learning that his younger sister is dating the heir of the Zenin family...

Chuuya: You dare steal my sister away? I don't care which of the Big Three families you're from. First, I'll show you what it feels like to be crushed by gravity!

Bro Verlaine: You want to use my sister's influence to win the succession and take the Zenin family head's seat? A scheming man like that has to be eliminated!

A few minutes later...

Chuuya (retreating in alarm): Hey! Why are you looking at me like that?! Stay away from me! Gravity manipulation!!

Bro Verlaine (lost in thought): ...Is it possible he's just a simple-minded idiot?

[Notes]

1. The female lead is a cool, deadpan, cute, fight-loving girl with an androgynous style (she wears the same three-piece suit and hat as her brothers). She isn't deliberately disguising herself as a man; Naoya just makes it all up in his own head.

2. The brothers: Watch out for scheming men (wrong); look after an idiot (right).

3. Naoya: Surrounded by the handsome, powerful men of Bungo Stray Dogs, he's so happy he forgets about the curses (not really).

3. This is BG, not GB. It's a goofy, sweet, satisfying story. OOC warning.

Theme: Growing together