[Western Crossover] Romance Starts with Capturing Robin

You always thought Robin was kind of like Batman's Pokemon. All Batman had to do was shout, "Robin!" and Robin would pop into the air like a Frillish, then dive at the enemy.

You thought it was a funny idea.

Robin didn't.

And so the chase between the two of you began.

You actually enjoyed it quite a bit.

Robin was a cheeky little bastard who always talked trash while chasing you. But whenever he actually caught you, he'd let you go with a carefree wave of his hand.

You couldn't explain why he let you go. Maybe it was because you stole bread and he was afraid you'd end up as 24601.

He never explained himself, either.

Until one day, he evolved into Nightwing and left Gotham.

Just when you thought everything had finally settled down, another Robin showed up.

He was always mocking and provoking you, but when it was just the two of you, he quietly told you that he understood.

Then he kissed you.

Just when you thought everything would be okay.

He died.

Well, you knew the worst things always happened to you.

You spent a while on your own.

Until one day a little boy appeared beside you.

He told you he'd been following Batman and Robin for a long time. Now Robin had left, Robin was dead, and he wanted you to be Robin.

You refused.

So he went and became Robin.

You couldn't just let him burn himself out helping Batman save Gotham.

So you chose to go with him.

You even moved into his house as a nanny and cooked for him and all that. Wait, where were this kid's parents?

Until one day.

The second Robin came back.

Only now he was angrier, more ruthless, and more... desperate for you.

You became a criminal couple. Hey, who saw that coming?

But you hadn't even enjoyed it for a few days when Batman died.

Nightwing came back.

He became Batman.

Then he dumped a little green-eyed hedgehog on you.

You: "...Your son?"

Nightwing: "No, this is Robin. My Robin."

You looked down. The little hedgehog was prodding your thigh with a sword.

Nightwing: "Take care of him for me."

You: "..."

Could you fake your death now, then come back after the big event is over? Is there still time?

It's urgent, please answer!

Probably also a reader-insert romance, mainly here for the Robins.

Theme: Love can conquer death