Since I'm a Mean Girl, Becoming Everyone's Favorite Is Only Natural [Millennium]

Reborn as the mean girl villain in a 2000s American teen movie, your life mission is to bully everyone at school, including the protagonist.

Of course, you're more than happy to oblige.

So you put on your full Barbie-pink battle gear, tapping your phone with glittering nails as you roll your eyes.

"I can't believe someone actually can't memorize the entire Iliad. Your Chinese peers can recite ancient Chinese poetry from the eleventh century BC, and I'm genuinely worried about whether your college applications will get accepted."

- The nerd ran out crying.

"Oh my God, after all those hormone shots you've given yourself, I still can't see any muscles. But shouldn't you explain why your breasts have started developing again?"

- The jock left with a face like thunder.

"This is awful. Did you learn your fashion sense from your great-grandfather? Oh, sorry, I'm not criticizing his taste. After all, this outfit might have been fashionable a hundred years ago. But do you seriously not have a single decent thing in your closet?"

- The sorority girl fled in heartbreak.

Bullying the whole school is a breeze. High above the rest, you lament that life is as lonely as snow.

But then people start confessing their love to you.

One, two, three...

You panic. "Hey, what are you doing? I'm a mean girl!"

Them: "That's fine. We love the real you."

You: "...I'm really mean!"

Them: "We love you even more."

Who would have thought that being mean to everyone would turn you into the most popular girl around?

Theme: Life is easy when you know how to handle it