I Transmigrated into an Explicit Novel, but I'm Bound to the Jinjiang Review System

Yan Jia Zhu was a diligent, honest wage slave. While working as a content reviewer for a fiction website, he was devoted to his job and diligently locked one story after another.

And so, under the resentful gaze of countless authors and readers, he transmigrated into an explicit story.

It was a story written with absolutely no restraints: a boy who accidentally enrolls in an elite school gets targeted by his three roommates, who force themselves on him and [censored]...

But now, the protagonist, Yan Jia Zhu, has been blessed by the Review God of Jinjiang.

And so

A rebellious rich kid humiliates him. Looking at his tattered clothes and pretty face, he says, "Short on cash? I can show you an easy way to make money. Come [censored] me..."

The rich kid's expression gradually stiffens.

He tries desperately to say that word, but no matter how he tries, all he can produce is the sound "[censored]!"

He flies into a rage and snaps, "I'll give you a hundred thousand a month. [Censored] me!"

Yan Jia Zhu tries hard to fill in the blanks.

[Censored]...

What is he supposed to [censored]?

Unable to tolerate such humiliation, the rich kid pins Yan Jia Zhu to the bed and reaches out to tear his ragged T-shirt.

System: "Ding! Contact below the neck is not conducive to harmony. Red lock triggered. Please make revisions as soon as possible."

The next second, the torn T-shirt is whole again, and the rich kid is still standing beside the bed.

Rich kid: "..."

Yan Jia Zhu: "..."

The rich kid refuses to give up and lunges at him again.

Riiip

"Ding! This is not conducive to harmony. Red lock triggered. Host, please make revisions as soon as possible."

Riiip

"Ding..."

"Ding."

"Ding."

Yan Jia Zhu pulls out his phone, lies down on the bed, and starts playing a match-three game.

The rich kid, furious, flees in defeat.

The dark-skinned athlete and the gloomy, yandere campus heartthrob from the art academy

The System shuts them all down. After one red lock after another, they give up hope and become dogs with nowhere to go.

Yan Jia Zhu says nothing.

He just keeps filling in the blanks.

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When a group of athletes corners Yan Jia Zhu in the equipment room and he gets trapped in a red-lock loop, a guy from the dorm next door rescues him.

The guy has deep-set features and an intensely intimidating presence. After the athletes leave, he looks Yan Jia Zhu up and down.

The System warns Yan Jia Zhu: "He's the protagonist of another explicit story, and he suffers from [censored]. His [censored] is impressive, his [censored] is vigorous, and his [censored] is fierce."

Yan Jia Zhu: "..."

What even is this?

He uses the skills he's honed from filling in blanks for so long to interpret it.

Does he suffer from erectile dysfunction?

Impressive abilities, well-developed muscles, and a fierce temper?

The System is frantic! "It's not [censored]! It's [censored]! It's the [censored] Jinjiang doesn't let us write in the blurb!"

Yan Jia Zhu: "Sigh, I know."

Looks like it's even more serious than he thought.

He'd seen the guy in the dorm a few times before. Unlike his roommates, he seemed proper and chaste, and avoided contact with other people.

Maybe he's a bit insecure about his erectile dysfunction, so he's become muscular and gloomy.

It's fine. He's so much more normal than the lunatics in Yan Jia Zhu's dorm.

To avoid his deranged roommates, Yan Jia Zhu starts spending time with him more often.

It's just that, for some reason, whenever they get a little close, the System keeps going on and on about [censored] in his head.

The guy so much as looks at him twice, without even touching him, and the System puts them in a red lock.

Sigh.

The System is getting more and more [censored].

Yan Jia Zhu thinks in frustration.

Honest and kind, zero skill at filling in the blanks, a harmony-concept-god bottom vs [censored] top

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