[Western Crossover] I Opened a Flower Shop in Gotham

Endenak grew up in seclusion with his mysterious witch mother in a lost valley in England. On his eighteenth birthday, he was told that his father was none other than Bruce Wayne, the famous billionaire of Gotham.

His witch mother, looking for a second chance at love, clapped her hands and dumped Endenak on the father he had never met, who lived in the famously wholesome city of Gotham.

In response, Endenak, an internet-addicted teenager whose home in the mountains had Wi-Fi, said:

Are you sure I’m going to that Gotham in the country that’s constantly invaded by aliens and crawling with superheroes, with its sky-high crime rate and outstanding supervillain talent, and that cat-eared, dark-clad top-tier star?

Definitely his mom. :(

At least his dad was a super-rich guy, so his safety and quality of life were more or less guaranteed. He wasn’t going to end up below the poverty line, right (?)

So Endenak brought along a bunch of plants he’d managed to mooch off his mom, calling them his belongings, and headed to Gotham. He was ready to make his mark at the prime age of eighteen. Why not start by opening a mysterious little flower shop? :P

Gotham residents began hearing rumors of a strangely decorated flower shop spreading through the city, both aboveground and underground. Apparently, it sold plants with all kinds of abilities:

You could buy flowers that helped you dig up treasure, flowers that helped the dead rest in peace, and even flowers that made you invisible...

You could buy mushrooms that cured deadly poisons, mushrooms that granted immense strength, mushrooms that could kill you on the spot, and even mushrooms that made you young again...

You could also buy grass said to help you find gold, grass that tested for poison, grass that induced fear...

When Gotham’s billionaire Bruce, AKA Batman, learned that a former witch girlfriend had given birth to his “witch” son and that the boy had just turned eighteen and was coming to Gotham to claim him as his father, he felt deeply conflicted.

On one hand, he barely remembered their relationship, and the fact that she was involved in magic and the supernatural made Batman wary.

On the other hand, as a father, he felt guilty for missing out on eighteen years of his son’s life.

So when he heard his new son wanted a shop to open a flower shop, he didn’t hesitate to show his support with his incredible spending power.

It was only later, when he found out what kinds of plants his son was selling, that Batman went: ...

The blurb will be revised and expanded later. Screenshot archived as proof on January 8, 2026.

Batfamily kid fiction warning. OOC warning. A lighthearted story focused on everyday life and family bonds.

Pairing tentatively set as Red Robin.

Theme: Hard work pays off.