I Told You, Being a Moron Isn't a Crime

Don't Be Afraid, This Is a Proper Story (Original Title: They Said Being Mentally Disabled Was Illegal) (A Glimpse into the Author's Beautiful State of Mind)

Knock, knock, knock.

Valora heard the sound coming from underground.

Knock, knock, knock.

Crouched beneath an angel's tombstone, she grinned. "Jason."

"Jason," she called calmly but loudly. She plunged her hands into the mud and began digging mechanically. When she struck something hard, she lay down in the muddy water atop the coffin and pressed her ear to it.

"Jason." Knock, knock, knock.

"Jason." Knock, knock, knock.

"Come out, come, comecomecomecomecome out and play."

She knocked: Knock, knock, knock.

A fake person doesn't understand death. She only knows that her friend doesn't want to see her anymore, but she still wants to be with him.

He raised her for years. He was so good to her. Now she could raise him, too. She would make sure he grew nice and plump.

*

"Watch your behavior. You know being mentally disabled is illegal, right? I'll be keeping an eye on you." Dick swung the handcuffs.

"How can you call Valora mentally disabled?" Jason said, angry and heartbroken.

"She also has social anxiety, bipolar disorder, cognitive impairment, OCD, pica, and sometimes physically becomes deformed. Sometimes her face is covered in eyes, with two mouths and four hands. I could go on forever."

"But what can I do?"

"I love her."

[The kind fake person accidentally causes a lot of trouble, always trying her best. Please don't blame her.]

* A little bittersweet, but very sweet when it gets sweet.

* The fake person is a real fake person, who really does turn into all kinds of strange shapes.

* Later on, the fake person will be able to understand feelings, but the author isn't sure how much she truly understands and how much she's just imitating _(:з)∠)_

* Includes stereotypical characterization, OOC moments, and invented plotlines.

* Written for the author's personal tastes. Please be indulgent.

Blurb posted on December 31, 2025.

[Currently updating daily on the lighthearted slice-of-life story next door, I'm Going to Be Damian's Dog. Check my homepage for more upcoming stories you can add to your collection! After finishing my current serial, I'll choose one of the more popular projects to start next.]

[A story written for the author's personal tastes, with plenty of melodrama and original worldbuilding. Please don't use this story to judge the original characters. The characters and honors belong to their original creators.]

Premise: Wait, now that I think about it, in theory the heroine can make herself a dick! (Sudden realization) (Not a girl-top story)