My Dad Is the Homelander!

Please add to your collection (I am on my knees begging). I really want to write this...

Ever since I took over the world, everything has been wonderful.

To be precise, my dad took over the world, and I took over my dad.

I can do whatever I want!

So when I accidentally ended up in another world, they said, "Don't be afraid. Just make yourself at home."

I was touched. "Get down on your knees, crawl like a dog, and let me ride you!"

I got picked up.

The man spanked me without the slightest tenderness. How dare he! I might only be five, but getting picked up that easily was humiliating. As he spanked me, he said I needed a good education.

Weren't you the ones who told me to make myself at home? I ride on my dad all the time!

Do you dare say that to my dad?!

I'll kill you!!!

My dad is Homelander!

And another thing.

My dad has never hit me!!!! (Looks up and sobs)

2026.06.27

A sudden idea that popped into my head: a little girl protagonist with Homelander's powers. Jotting it down, not sure if Ryan will be in it. I'll start if I get the chance 😋 Haven't figured out the male lead yet (or whether there should even be one). If there is, he'll probably have to be the type who can keep the heroine in check. The heroine's moral compass is completely nonexistent, specifically like The Boys... even worse than the Kryptonian beagle next door. She's a pretty, brainless superpowered girl who gets a little sunshine and blooms, but given a flood, she goes completely wild...

Edit 2: Maybe the male lead will be Superboy-Prime... Good heavens, I'm a genius.

Theme: If a child needs a spanking, give them one. Spare the rod, spoil the child.