The Compatibility of Adams and Wayne, but in Reverse

Anyway!!!! 2026.08.21

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A different flavor of Xiao Wu and Dami, with grown-up romantic tension right from the start! Mr. and Mrs. Smith meets vigilante witch roleplay!!! (The question of kids is still undecided.)

A pretentious CEO, Mi, and the witch Fu fall in love at first sight and get married in a flash. He makes a spectacular failure of trying to manage his witch wife's extremely poor social skills, while she does a spectacular job of protecting her frail husband.

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"Miss, summoning demons in Gotham at night is against the law. If there's something you wish for, why not talk it over with me?" The eldest Wayne son stood before her in a fine suit, impeccably polite.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know there was a law against that." The black-haired woman's composed face showed a hint of apology.

"My divination said I would meet my true love tonight. I wanted to ask the demon about the details."

"And did you succeed?"

The elegant lady sighed wistfully. "How strange. It said the demon summoning worked, but only my true love appeared."

The former demon's son smiled charmingly. "Maybe the demon has the night off. Would you care to have dinner with me?"

They got married.

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"Brother, weren't you going to investigate and deal with the source of all those recent mysterious incidents?" The little boy vigilante leaped three feet into the air.

"I am investigating and dealing with it," the eldest Wayne son said, calm and certain.

"Then why did you invite the source into our house?! Wait, were you just searching how to get ready for a baby?" Another little boy jumped up.

"You're overstepping. I have my own pace."

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Meanwhile, the Addams family panicked after their eldest daughter went out and came back with a new surname.

"Good heavens! You married an ordinary person!" her father cried in dismay.

"He's so refined and boring," her sister Wednesday said, frowning.

"And he's a CEO, the kind who actually goes to work," her mother said, shaking her head gently.

"He looks so weak and fragile. He won't be able to handle the real you! Your children might turn out weak and ordinary too..." her brother Pugsley sobbed.

"I'll protect him and myself," Freida sighed. "Don't worry, I have my own pace."

Gotham had a newlywed Wayne couple, the picture of a perfect marriage and the envy of everyone around them.

The days passed peacefully.

Until ten months later, amid thunder and lightning, a child as pale as snow was born.

"D, D..."

"Oh my God, is he trying to say 'Daddy'? Is he saying dada?!" The Wayne boys and girls were thrilled.

"Demon!!!"

"Get ready to welcome our sister and little nephew back," Wednesday said, calm and cheerful.

"Ordinary people can't handle the excellence of the Addamses. They'll come back to us."

Theme: I can't think of one yet, so let's wish everyone an early happy new year and dance! (cheerfully)