Love and the Superheroes (Butter Simulator)

I decided to reward myself by writing a wild little story about a guy's junk! But to make the junk plot development feel plausible, I built an invincible big-brain framework! The story will be more fun than the blurb! I'll start once it passes the VIP threshold. That's right, I'll run two stories at once no matter what else I'm updating. Both the blurb and the main story contain unreliable narration, so readers who aren't bothered by anything are welcome to add it to their collections!! Let's fight in the erotic game world! (In both senses.)

You are an ordinary, honest person.

You receive an invitation to beta-test a brand-new full-dive game.

The person who invited you says that rewards will be paid out in proportion to your progress and milestones on each romance route, and you'll get ten million for completing the game.

You're tempted!

You had your doubts, but the game's introduction page is full of big-chested men in full-face armor and tight-suited men with great butts!!!

Then you look at the mission list.

It's straightforward and to the point. You get it: this is an erotic game.

Whether it's a scam or a gift, you'll be the judge!!!

*

You can't wait to enter the game. For your first playthrough, you pick the seemingly easiest target: Bruce Wayne, Gotham's richest man, a billionaire you can milk for a fortune.

Maybe there's a limit on the first playthrough, because once you pick him, everyone else's routes are locked. Only one route remains open, for a guy called Batman.

Whatever. Let's go!

...How did his affection only go up by two after a whole night? You had a good time, but it still wasn't enough.

Since Bruce Wayne's affection is rising too slowly, you decide to sneak around with Batman.

His adorable little assistant catches you: "Mom, sis, you wouldn't want Bruce to find out about the two of you, would you?"

...So cute. You kiss him before he can say another word.

Maybe there's a problem with the game's stats. The billionaire's and Batman's affection meters both get stuck at 99, no matter what you do. You never complete their routes, but the rewards are pretty good. You've had your fill. Later, there was so much of it that you started feeling stuffed. You report the bug, fake your death, and begin your second playthrough.

*

For your second playthrough, you cautiously choose a little reporter. He looks ordinary, but he's got a great body. Just like you, he seems like a good chance to try a romance between ordinary people.

You and the little reporter get married. You think his body can rival Superman's.

You get your fill again.

Come on, tell me (munch munch) why is this little reporter (munch munch munch) so delicious? (swallow)

But something is strange. Why has your ex, who should be a stranger to you, started forcing you into a relationship?

You're an honest person. How can you stand up to the powers that be? You have to protect your husband!

Wait, your husband and your ex actually get along really well? You find it a little bizarre. They sometimes come home with black eyes, but the three of you live happily ever after.

Until an unexpected incident forces you to fake your death and quit this playthrough.

What a pity. The little reporter's affection meter was almost full.

*

By your third playthrough, the kids from the first one have all grown up.

They all want to be your one and only, but you're an honest, softhearted person who doesn't want to hurt any of them.

Stop fighting over me!

You have no choice but to become a master of time management and keeping everyone happy.

Just when it seems they've finally called a truce, you have to fake your death again.

You're starting to lose it! There are only three! Just three affection meters, and they're almost full!

You look at your earnings and decide you can keep going.

*

As you move through one playthrough after another, you start to notice something isn't quite right.

Wait, weren't you supposed to be the one romancing them? How did it turn into them romancing you?

Wait, do they actually remember their previous playthroughs?!

[Both the blurb and the main story contain unreliable narration. If events don't line up, differences between perspectives are normal.]

Also known as [Isn't This an Erotic Game?] [Fake Death Simulator] [What Do I Do When My Husband Loves Me Too Much?] [How to Divorce My Men] [I'm Just an Honest Woman]

Before-meal notes:

- A wild little story about guys' junk! Anyone with major triggers is advised not to read, as this is packed with OOC and headcanons.

- Repeating myself! This is packed with OOC and wild elements! Please make good use of the exit button.

- Friends have reminded me that the criteria for otome stories are very strict now, so I changed the tags! Anyway, this story has a ton of headcanons, and the author likes to pull new settings out of nowhere. It can be read as romance, shipped, or anything else, because the author can't figure out this complicated stuff (cheerfully).

May 3, 2026

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