Red Hood Is My Kept Man

What do you do when a psychopathic serial killer starts stalking you?!

The bad news: Evelyn transmigrated.

The good news: She became a top billionaire.

The bad news: She landed at a murder scene, and the man whose crime she stumbled upon had just taken off his mask.

She saw the face of a psychopathic killer.

Was he going to kill her to silence her?

He didn't want her hush money.

She didn't dare bet on whether she'd come back to life if she died again, but her trembling legs couldn't carry her even one step toward escape.

She traded a kiss for a chance to get away.

She thought she was safe for now, but the man started showing up in her life again and again, at restaurants, parties, and shopping malls... She even stumbled upon him committing crimes time after time.

At last, she realized he would never let her go. He'd been toying with her all along, like a sadistic predator playing with its prey.

All she could do was play the helpless flower, repeatedly paying him huge sums of money to keep him calm. She bought him clothes, gave him houses and cars, bought him weapons, and even kissed him again to keep herself safe.

She tried to protect herself, but the bodyguards she hired at great expense were no match for him. Once again, to protect herself, she had no choice but to ask him to be her bodyguard.

And he really did protect her.

This couldn't go on. She was developing an unhealthy attachment to him. His forceful kisses, burning embraces, and scorching body kept her tossing and turning, falling deeper even as she knew she was awake. But this was wrong...

She had to put an end to it once and for all.

So she went to Batman.

Just as she was about to make her request, the figure she'd been unable to get out of her mind stepped out from behind Batman.

"If you needed something, why didn't you come to me?"

She fell into despair.

If even Gotham's last line of justice couldn't help her, she'd have to solve the problem herself.

At the same time.

Jason Todd: "Hey, guys, what do you think of this outfit? Do you think she'll like this diamond ring? She'll say yes, right?"

"What do you mean, the media calls me a pretty boy? She likes spending money on me. She's head over heels for me!"

The blurb was posted on December 31, 2025. Where a date can be verified, it is October 22, 2025. All forms of plagiarism and copying are prohibited.

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[Written to indulge my personal tastes, with lots of melodrama and original headcanon. Please don't use this story to judge the original characters. The original characters and their honors belong to DC.]

Theme: Don't transmigrate into a murder scene.