One Kiss for Every Problem Solved

Wei Chuan suspects that his childhood friend likes him. The evidence is as follows:

1: He always unconsciously opens his mouth in front of Wei Chuan, showing the tip of his pink tongue to tempt him.

2: He wears a different perfume every day and always smells wonderful.

3: Although the school requires everyone to wear uniforms, he always dresses himself up beautifully. His hair clips are different every day, he secretly wears different earrings, and he keeps asking Wei Chuan for help.

4: To get closer to Wei Chuan, he even leaves his homework for him to do every day, and doesn't hesitate to rank first, then last.

As it happens, Wei Chuan likes his childhood friend too. After all, his childhood friend is pretty and adorable, smells lovely all over, and knows how to act cute. On an auspicious day, he brought flowers and confessed.

His childhood friend turned him down.

He didn't understand. "You obviously like me too. Why won't you accept my confession?"

Jiang Feixue blinked. "I don't like you. I just respect you as my boss."

The day after turning Wei Chuan down, Jiang Feixue brought his homework to Wei Chuan's desk as usual, but Wei Chuan stopped him. "Take it away. I'm not doing it."

Jiang Feixue didn't understand. What was wrong?

Forced to hold his homework, Jiang Feixue was forced to flutter his eyelashes and go find the class study rep.

The next day, the Chinese teacher severely reprimanded Jiang Feixue for his behavior and warned the entire class to do their own homework, and not to "enable the wicked" just because some classmate was cute.

Jiang Feixue, the one being reprimanded, was daydreaming as he stared at himself in a little mirror. He touched the pearl headband on his blue jellyfish haircut. He looked as pretty as ever today, completely unaware that the teacher had almost called him out by name.

Sitting behind Jiang Feixue, Wei Chuan was grinding his teeth. He wouldn't do your homework, so you went and found someone else to do it?

You heartless thing!

He's been doing your homework since you were little. Who else could imitate your handwriting perfectly at every age and stage?

That evening, Wei Chuan held Jiang Feixue tightly in his arms. Jiang Feixue's eyelashes were damp from all the kissing, and his eyes glistened. In a hoarse voice, Wei Chuan said, "Don't ask anyone else. No one can write as well as I can. I can imitate your idiot-level handwriting perfectly."

Jiang Feixue's toes couldn't touch the ground. He panted softly, his lips moist. "But didn't you say you wouldn't do it?"

"One kiss per question."

*

Later, Wei Chuan found out.

Jiang Feixue really hadn't been trying to seduce him. He was a blue robin.

After Wei Chuan discovered that Jiang Feixue was a bird, a lot of things he'd never understood suddenly made sense.

For example, why Jiang Feixue always liked to stand with his mouth open in summer. Wei Chuan had thought he was trying to seduce him, but he was just hot.

For example, why he smelled like a different perfume every day. Wei Chuan had thought he was flirting, but it turned out he'd just eaten mango that day and strawberries the next.

For example, why he loved dressing up, with a different headband and earrings every day. Wei Chuan had thought he was dressing up for someone he liked, but that was just how he was. Male blue robins were famous for being vain among birds.

And then there was why he was always last in class.

That wasn't a bird thing. He was genuinely stupid. It was a brain thing.

*

Mini-scene 1

What's it like to have a lazy, adorable little bird as your childhood friend?

Jiang Feixue wanted to go to an amusement park, but he couldn't walk another step after barely getting inside.

He stood by the road, looking up at Wei Chuan without saying a word.

Wei Chuan knew that look all too well.

He resigned himself to crouching down. Jiang Feixue immediately grabbed his shoulders and climbed onto his back.

At just 155 centimeters tall, he fit perfectly on Wei Chuan's shoulders. He wrapped both arms around Wei Chuan's head and rested his chin on top of it.

"Let's go!" Jiang Feixue happily swung his legs.

Jiang Feixue was tiny and liked riding on Wei Chuan's shoulders. Maybe it was because birds naturally liked being up high.

At first, Wei Chuan had to carry Jiang Feixue in his arms. He worked his way up to letting Jiang Feixue ride on his shoulders.

Mini-scene 2

What's it like to have a lover who loves dressing up?

He likes all kinds of fancy outfits as long as they're pretty. He isn't shy at all. He just puts them on, lies down in front of Wei Chuan, and asks, "Do I look good? Do I look good?"

Wei Chuan's Adam's apple bobbed, and his voice turned hoarse. "...You look good."

Jiang Feixue happily spun around and asked again, "Do I really look good?"

Wei Chuan looked at him. His pearl-white nightgown made his skin look even fairer and his eyes brighter. His eyelashes were still damp from the steam after his bath.

The pearls at his neckline swayed with his movements, back and forth, until Wei Chuan's thoughts went wandering.

"You look good," he repeated, his voice lower. "You look so damn beautiful."

Jiang Feixue smiled with satisfaction and was about to lie down when Wei Chuan scooped him into his arms.

"What are you doing?" Jiang Feixue blinked.

Wei Chuan looked down at him, his gaze deep. "Did you dress up this nicely just for me?"

Jiang Feixue thought about it and honestly shook his head. "No. I did it for myself."

Wei Chuan: "..."

"I'm pretty, and looking at myself makes me happy," Jiang Feixue said matter-of-factly. "You're happy looking at me too, so you're just a bonus."

Wei Chuan was convinced by this logic.

He lowered his head and kissed Jiang Feixue's forehead. "Then can I get one more bonus kiss?"

Jiang Feixue thought about it, nodded, then closed his eyes and tilted his face up. His eyelashes trembled slightly, and his pale pink lips tasted faintly of mint toothpaste.

Looking at that face, Wei Chuan thought:

I might be the easiest person in the world to make happy as a bonus.

Mini-scene 3

What's it like to have a little bird as your lover?

There's a saying that eating pineapple makes your bodily fluids taste sweet, and little birds can eat anything.

Wei Chuan often felt incredibly lucky. He got to taste his lover in all kinds of flavors.

After class at university, Wei Chuan came to pick Jiang Feixue up. In the shade of a tree, he licked Jiang Feixue's tongue and smacked his lips. "You had lychee fruit tea today."

Held in his arms, Jiang Feixue slowly pulled his tongue back into his mouth and murmured, "Mm."

A cold-faced, adorable, quirky little bird bottom x a cool, somewhat fatherly top

A big difference in build and height.

The bottom's name comes first simply because a bottom at home is the cutest thing in the world!

The inspiration above came from some fun facts about little birds:

1: Birds cool themselves by opening their mouths. They don't have sweat glands. Besides opening their mouths and cooling down by evaporating moisture from their respiratory tracts through rapid breathing, they also fluff up their feathers to help release heat.

2: A bird smells like whatever it eats, probably because it's so small that the food goes right through it.

3: Birds can hold in their poop to some extent. If they're pooping and peeing all over the place, they may just be poorly trained.

4: Many birds are extremely vain and use their beautiful appearances to attract mates. (Generally speaking, males are more beautiful, though some species have more beautiful females, such as the painted snipe and the black-tailed crake.)

5: Birds are considered stupid by comparison with humans, but in reality, most birds are extremely intelligent.

Reader's guide:

1: A sweet story with devoted leads and a happy ending. The blurb includes the top's point of view, but the main story is told from the bottom's perspective.

2: The bottom has a universally adored protagonist trait, so there may be cannon-fodder tops. I might suddenly get carried away and add some while writing, but they'll only be cannon fodder.

3: I mainly want to write a cute, sweet coming-of-age story.

4: The bottom has a little belly while growing up, and the top especially loves rubbing and kissing it. I'm so tempted by the cute bottom with his little round belly that I had to write about biting it. His hair is naturally light blue and cut in a jellyfish style. Sorry, I'm really obsessed with his soft little belly.

5: To be added.

Exclusive pairing, happy ending, sweet story.

Blurb revised on March 17, 2026. A screenshot has been saved.

Theme: Learning is a lifelong pursuit.

Even if you're an animal who has gained human form, you still have to complete twelve years of compulsory education! Don't be illiterate!

Theme: Learning is a lifelong pursuit.