[The King's Avatar] Persecution on Tour

There are so many stories about Fang Zhuohua’s heroic exploits that I could talk about them for three days and three nights. In her first year, she sent her dad to the psychiatric ward. In her fourth year, she was crowned queen of her kindergarten. In her fifth year, she switched kindergartens, became the local gang boss, forcibly married Zhou Zekai, and scared him to tears. She grew up tormenting everyone around her. Think that’s the end of it? No way! She joined the pro scene and began her tour of destruction. In her first year, she joined Tiny Herb. “Do you know who this is? This is my daddy.” One night, the girl got drunk, wept bitterly, and clung to her captain’s arm with all her heart. “Daddy’s Tour” became a trending topic. In her second year, she joined Blue Rain and picked up their trash talk. From then on, Huang Shaotian’s days brightened, while the Blue Rain crew’s days grew dark. In her third year, she joined Hundred Blossoms and was disappointed to find that no one there spoke plain language. But she never wasted a trip, so after winning a championship, she personally chose mushrooms for the celebratory banquet as the team’s greatest contributor, and sent everyone to the hospital with mushroom poisoning. In her fourth year, she joined Samsara. When reporters discussed her romantic history, she recalled a few definitions from romance novels, put them to use on the spot, and made the shocking declaration: “When Zhou Zekai was in kindergarten, lots of boys and girls forced him to hold hands. He’s not pure.” In her fifth year, she got punished by her Host for altering the timeline without even checking it. But no matter: after a year of diligent study of the world’s rules, I, Hu Hansan, am back! In her sixth year, her cousin Ye Xiu dragged her into Team Happy as their healer. Feeling that she bore the family responsibility of carrying out Ye Xiu’s “I’ll go home as soon as I finish this job,” she beat him up and took him home. She wreaked havoc and did every wicked thing imaginable, only to find that Daddy from “Daddy’s Tour” had confessed to her. Her friend Huang Shaotian didn’t want to be friends anymore and wanted to break up with her instead. Retired captain Zhang Jiale was no longer staying out of it and had joined the fray, while her underling Zhou Zekai was so anxious he’d learned to talk. And so the young, the old, the idle, and the anxious all gathered together. Ye Xiu still had the nerve to laugh. “You were pretty experienced as a kid. Just take them all, and have them perform the concubine’s ceremony for Wang Jiexi.” In the Glory pro scene, Fang Zhuohua is a very peculiar figure. What makes her peculiar is that she leaves each team after spending exactly one year there, not caring if the world goes up in flames behind her. What makes her extraordinary is that whichever team she joins becomes champion. Everyone loves and hates her. That’s how she earned the nickname “Walking Championship.” At the same time, she’s also a constant source of gossip. It’s not just because she’s beautiful and skilled. Every team in the Glory scene has a never-ending supply of jokes, and she’s involved in all of them. People suspect she isn’t here to compete at all, but just to have fun. Her bizarre run of switching from Battle Mage to Cleric, back to Battle Mage, and then to Cleric again is just one example. She’s the only person in the scene with two account cards that are this unusual. [Before You Read] 1. Everyone-loves-her warning. It may go beyond the people mentioned in the blurb. 2. The battle scenes may not be very detailed. I might not list every specific skill and may describe things somewhat broadly, but I’m doing my best to study the skills ˃ ˂ 3. Feel free to point out mistakes, but no writing advice, please. Theme: Learn how to be a person, and how to get along with others