Bai Shujuan is a gorgeous but dimwitted snake who, soon after coming down from the mountain, gets tricked by a shady company into becoming a cross-dressing livestreamer.
His face is so pretty, his personality so innocent and adorable, and his aura so clear and untouched by society that countless people hail him as a “goddess,” making him an overnight internet sensation.
Every day, countless people wait for his livestreams, calling the worldly-naive little snake “wife” and “baby” until he is over the moon.
Of course, his inbox is also full of unspeakable messages, but the little snake is uneducated and doesn't really understand them.
[Pervert: Baby, can you take a look down below?]
[Snake Baby: I don't know how to make noodles. I always order takeout, but I can recommend a place with really good noodles!]
The pervert never replied again. Bai Shujuan couldn't make heads or tails of it.
The happiest part of Bai Shujuan's day was cuddling up at night with the letters sent by his fans through the company. One devoted fan wrote letters so touching that the snake had to hug them while he slept every night.
He didn't earn much, but Bai Shujuan was content with the love of his fans.
Until one day, he was suddenly told that the company had been acquired. His new boss was apparently the King of Hell from headquarters, but Bai Shujuan didn't understand the twists and turns of human affairs.
All he knew was that he was being summoned to the CEO's office more and more often.
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Xi Zhiyu, heir to the powerful Xi family of the capital, has money, looks, and influence. Countless people would do anything to make connections with him.
But lately, he's become obsessed with a little internet celebrity.
Every day, he tips the streamer during livestream battles and sends him gifts. Hearing that he likes mice, Xi Zhiyu even sent him a diamond-encrusted, limited-edition Mickey Mouse plush from Disney.
Then the very next day, he saw the plush listed for auction on a secondhand marketplace.
The diamonds on Mickey were custom-made. There was only one like it.
Xi Zhiyu was furious and humiliated.
So all that love for his fans the little streamer showed on livestream was fake!
In a fit of anger, he bought the company, determined to shut his heart off and expose the true face of this lying “goddess” himself.
But the more time he spent with Bai Shujuan, the more things didn't add up. Bai Shujuan dressed simply every day, only changing into the outfits provided by the company for his livestreams. Even when Xi Zhiyu deliberately hinted that he wanted to keep him, Bai Shujuan just looked blankly confused.
The investigation eventually revealed that Bai Shujuan's former company had pocketed all his livestream earnings and gifts from fans, leaving him with nothing but worthless letters.
Xi Zhiyu: No way! I have to bring him home and protect him!
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The innocent little snake was brought home by a domineering CEO and pampered like royalty.
The snakes back home all said, “What a successful kid! He's got everything he could want in the big city!”
But only he knew what was really going on:
In the middle of the night, amid a sticky, sultry atmosphere, Xi Zhiyu pinched the cheek of the person beneath him and smiled. “Baby, tuck your tail in a little. You're squeezing too tight.”
Bai Shujuan whimpered as his pink-white tail curled up. Even his naturally cool scales were burning hot.
“You... You're a snake trafficker!”
Xi Zhiyu kissed his angry palm and chuckled softly.
“That's right. I kidnapped a snake wife and brought him home.”
[Reading Guide]
* 1v1. The top and bottom are each other's one and only in every way.
* The bottom is just a little slow on the uptake, and a bit clueless because he doesn't understand human society. He's not actually stupid.
* Innocent, adorable, resilient, and sweet bottom x a sharp-tongued, secretly lovestruck domineering CEO top
* The bottom is based on a Blizzard Corn Snake. He's super cute.
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