[Licensed non-commercial audio drama]
My name is Gu Yan. I'm worth hundreds of billions, cold and ruthless, and the living King of Hell, feared throughout the business world.
Until I got bound to a ridiculous System that forced me to unleash a barrage of lines at my nemesis, Shen Que:
At the negotiating table, I gave a sinister smile. "It's getting cold. Time to make the Wang Group go bankrupt!"
System: [Wrong! Say, "It's getting cold, Mr. Wang. Have you put on your thermal underwear for when you get wrecked?"]
Me: "..." Shen Que fell back laughing in his chair.
I cornered him in the elevator and declared boldly, "Woman, you've successfully caught my attention."
System: [He's a man! Quick, say, "Bro, what's gotten into you?"]
Shen Que narrowed his eyes and leaned closer. "President Gu, you're the one acting weird."
Later, I discovered this damn System was actually a shipping System! And Shen Que's gaze was getting brighter and brighter...
Wait, why do I feel like he knew all along?!
Blurb saved: 2025/11/19
A little rambling: Hahahahahaha, it's over!!! That's right, I'm the mischievous shipping System. Seriously, can't you let me watch President Gu dance the cha-cha? Hahahahahaha. Wishing the lovebirds all the best~
That's the end of the whole story. I still prefer to have short stories completely written before posting. So satisfying!!!
2025/12/5
[Reading Guide / Content Warnings]:
1. A lighthearted, silly story for beginners: The main goal is comedy and fun, and the logic serves the plot. Readers who take everything seriously may want to steer clear.
2. 1v1, HE: Cold and aloof CEO who says one thing but means another, yet is honest in his actions (Gu Yan) VS a calculating, dramatic beauty who plays the submissive role (Shen Que). Both are strong, and they flirt with each other.
3. The System is a wingman: Its main function is to create embarrassing social disasters and move the romance forward. There's a brief explanation later on.
4. Romance is the focus: The business rivalry is just background. The main attraction is watching the two CEOs turn their fake act into real love amid their ridiculous everyday antics.
5. Content warning: Lots of painfully embarrassing social disasters that may make your toes curl. The gong is forced to act silly early on, then later wins himself over and realizes he loves it.
Theme: Saying one thing while meaning another
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Waiting for the Clouds to Gather and the Mist to Rise
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