My CEO Rival Keeps Trying to Ship Us

[Authorized non-commercial audio drama]

Chen Che (deadpan): Fu Ning is my lifelong nemesis.

Fu Ning (grinning): Cheche is the love of my life.

Everyone knows that the young CEOs of Morningstar and Xinghai are bitter rivals, battling it out so fiercely that gossip is flying everywhere.

Word has it that someone slashed the seat of President Chen's bike again this morning.

Word has it that someone just dragged President Fu across a floor covered in dish soap.

Word has it that the two CEOs took an "intimate" photo at a banquet, with President Fu's hand around President Chen's waist...

Onlookers: Is this really how business warfare works?

Later, a reporter asked Fu Ning, "President Fu, how would you describe your relationship with President Chen?"

Fu Ning: "We're having some very deep, very close 'exchanges.'"

Chen Che snatched the microphone away. "It's a clash! A clash of businesses!" (His ears turned bright red.)

Fu Ning immediately went along with it. "Mm, everything he says is right."

A little rambling note: This is where I've finished revising the story. It's pretty silly and all over the place. It was something I came up with on the spur of the moment. I'd like to give a shout-out to the slightly tsundere and awkward little Chen Che, and the scheming, attention-seeking little Fu Ning. Take good care of each other, you two! I can only accompany you this far. I hope you both have happy, joyful, wonderful lives!

2025.10.29 [15:09]

[Reader's Guide]

1. One-on-one romance, happy ending, two CEOs, comedy, pure fluff

2. A seemingly icy bottom with a busy inner monologue x a seemingly charming but actually love-struck top

3. Also known as "My Archrival Keeps Flirting with Me in Public," "The Whole Company Ships Me with the Competition," and "Business Warfare Turns into a Battle for Love: The Collapse of Morality or the Rise of Romance?"

Theme: The whole company ships me with the competition.