Is This Really an Antique Shop?!

Grandpa runs an antique shop.

After graduating, Shen Jia came to help out, only to discover that everything in the shop was incredibly strange.

A brush pot that secretly writes exam papers in the middle of the night; a big-bellied blue-and-white porcelain vase that loves to hide gold jewelry; an incense burner that always gives people erotic dreams.

A wooden carving that cures baldness; a silver bracelet that brings bad luck; a pearwood wardrobe that makes strange noises...

Shen Jia: Grandpa, what kind of antique shop is this supposed to be?!

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Besides Grandpa, there was also a young master in this extremely peculiar shop.

He was Shen Jia's college roommate, who claimed to have no parents, to have suffered since childhood, and never to have experienced the warmth of humanity.

Pointing at the priceless antiques, Shen Jia demanded, “Qin Zhaoxuan, is this what you meant when you said your family was dirt poor?”

“I've treated you to so many meals. Pay me back every last one!”

P.S.:

1. The gong has a secret crush on the shou.

2. The gong coaxed the shou over by using his grandfather as an excuse.

3. The gong never said his family was poor. The shou's sympathy simply ran wild, and when he heard that the gong had no parents, he automatically imagined him as a pitiful orphan.

This blurb will do for now. I'll add more later.

Theme: Choose kindness.