Do Cats Have to Dodge the Cameras on Dating Shows Too?

Coming soon: After Becoming the Beloved Little One of a Wealthy Family. Blurb below. Please add it to your favorites!

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[Flamboyant, gorgeous little cat demon VS aloof, sharp-tongued vulture big shot]

Qiao Xi is a calico cat demon and a C-list actress.

Her wife is a top actress in the entertainment industry and a renowned vulture big shot in the demon world: Yu Zhiyun.

The day before they are about to make their relationship public, Yu Zhiyun loses her memory. She remembers everyone else, but forgets Qiao Xi.

When Qiao Xi rushes to the hospital room, all she meets is a pair of cold eyes, with none of the tenderness or affection from before. She hears Yu Zhiyun say, "I'm not interested in you. We can get divorced."

Before Qiao Xi even has time to feel sad, Yu Zhiyun packs her off to a dating show to play the sacrificial extra.

It isn't until filming starts that Qiao Xi learns Yu Zhiyun has become one of the show's commentators. Countless viewers flood the livestream, eager to see the movie queen's first variety show appearance.

But they soon notice that Yu Zhiyun seems to be glued to an obscure little actress. "Why are you so spoiled? Can't you walk by yourself?"

Yu Zhiyun quietly crouches down and gives Qiao Xi a piggyback ride.

"You can't even cook. No more ordering takeout from now on."

Yu Zhiyun rolls up her sleeves and heads into the kitchen.

"Stop clinging to them all the time. Am I not good enough for you?"

"I'll give you anything you want, as long as you're good."

But Qiao Xi ignores her completely. The great Yu Zhiyun panics and blocks the little cat's doorway. "I'll give you anything. I'll change anything!"

The whole internet is baffled: "Seriously, can someone tell me what exactly is going on between these two?"

Qiao Xi never expected Yu Zhiyun to still be so hung up on her even after losing her memory. She looks up at Yu Zhiyun's pitiful eyes, swats her hand away, and says each word clearly: "Don't touch me!"

Yu Zhiyun ignores her and pushes her luck. "How about I buy you a little kitty dress? Lolita or JK?"

Qiao Xi: "?"

Help! There's a bird bullying a cat!

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Yu Zhiyun realizes she pays special attention to Qiao Xi. She can't bear to see her get hurt, and doesn't want anyone else getting close to her.

Only after regaining her memory does she realize everything has gone terribly wrong. She wants to apologize to Qiao Xi, but gets only a casual reply from her wife: "I want a divorce!"

The great Yu Zhiyun has no way to explain...

Later, viewers in the livestream spot Yu Zhiyun pulling Qiao Xi into a private room. Neither of them notices the hidden camera.

"Is my ship finally becoming real?!"

"Aah, hurry up and kiss!"

"Are they about to get naughty?!"

"..."

But what no one expects is for Yu Zhiyun to simply bury her head in the crook of Qiao Xi's neck, sounding aggrieved as she murmurs:

"Wifey, can we not get divorced?"

The whole internet erupts: Help! What do you do when the couple you're shipping is about to get divorced?

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[Sickly, soft and adorable bottom VS cold-faced, warm-hearted, secretly flirtatious top]

Wen Ruanqing lived for twenty years, only to die unexpectedly from the grind of a 996 work schedule and her boss's exploitation.

When she opens her eyes again, she finds she's been reborn as a newborn baby, with a wealthy mom, a rich mother, and a gentle older sister by her side.

Her life as a rich heiress begins!

Wen Ruanqing is frail, and whenever she cries, a crowd gathers around her.

Wealthy Mom: "Don't cry, baby. Are you hungry?"

Rich Mother: "It's Mother's fault. Shall I sing you to sleep?"

Gentle Older Sister: "Good little sister, I'll give you all my toys."

Even the cool, aloof older girl next door can't help coming to see her. "Don't cry. I'll stay with you."

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Whenever Wen Ruanqing wants something, all she has to do is point, and the next second it appears in front of her. If she isn't satisfied, her own sister personally picks something out for her. "Little treasure, do you like it?"

The girl next door also visits her often and makes little cakes for her. "If you like them, I'll make them for you every day."

Even when she starts school, both her mothers personally pick her up and drop her off. Someone is always waiting at the door when she comes home. Her mothers hug her, her sister brings her little gifts, and the girl next door gives her everything she wants.

This wealthy lifestyle leaves Wen Ruanqing shocked, nervous, and ready to embrace it!

Good times, here I come!

Wen Ruanqing lives in this wealthy family for eighteen years, surrounded by love for all eighteen. Then, on her birthday, she realizes that the person who has always been by her side feels something more for her.

Her neighbor, her older sister, holds her close and whispers in her ear, "I love you, Little Treasure."

[She really is raised from infancy. Slow-burn story, with the neighbor girl as the love interest.]

Theme: Keep working to overcome your flaws, and grow together in love