A Tasteless Fanfic About Onmyoji's Minamoto No Yorimitsu and Yamata No Orochi

Who is still writing Onmyoji fanfiction in 2025? Me, damn it. Is this what being a masochist is like? Onmyoji has already trained me into this. If it were me, I’d keep my eyes on you forever and ever. Seriously, who came up with this? Suzuhiko Hime, Shuten Doji, Wind Master, and Miketsu in Super Demon King form? What kind of people are these? Who’s even into Demon Kings? I’m going to share my chaotic kinks with everyone!

This story is also known as "The Gods Will Not Sleep Tonight"

I wagered a thousand-year prison to win a single moment of your true love.

1. A wicked, flamboyant, fun-loving evil god gong × a cold, ambitious human clan leader shou; switch; male-to-female transformation; male pregnancy

2. Orochi × Minamoto no Yorimitsu, two powerful rivals who scheme against each other, fall in love, and fight to the death

3. Includes male pregnancy / running away while pregnant / a groveling pursuit of the wife / modern-day reincarnation and a happy ending

4. My own take on an Onmyoji fanfic, with a mountain of original headcanons

Minamoto no Yorimitsu has always believed humanity comes first, yet he finds himself entangled with Orochi, the most evil wicked god in the world.

At first, they scheme against each other.

He borrows the evil god’s power to consolidate his authority, while the god uses human blood to break free of his chains.

A farcical trick involving a change of sex turns into a night of passion between the sheets.

The next day, nursing his aching waist, he sneers, "I’ll make you pay for this."

Later, they become bound to one another.

When a third child is unexpectedly conceived, and divine punishment from Takamagahara descends upon Kyoto,

the evil god actually takes human form, preparing medicine and meals for him and shielding him from every attack, open and hidden.

Beneath the moon, he presses his forehead against the other’s and pants, "If we survive this battle..."

At last, they give everything for each other.

He burns through his demigod bloodline to fake the god’s death, while the god uses up a thousand years of cultivation to restore his soul.

Until, outside a town hall in modern-day Switzerland,

a black-haired man with violet eyes slips a marriage certificate into his hand:

"Yorimitsu, this time I want to stand openly at your side and share eternity with you."

[Short Scene]

One day, Minamoto clan servants gossip:

"The clan head has been staring into space at the cherry tree lately."

"He must be pondering a grand plan to exorcise demons!"

The real Minamoto no Yorimitsu: (crushing his thirteenth message talisman)

"Orochi! Get those snake eggs you put in my bed out of here!"

#He thought he was toying with a human heart, but ended up losing his divine heart#

#I schemed to take your freedom, while you plotted to claim my immortality#

#The three little ones: Their parents' love is harder to understand than onmyoji magic#

"The world is a game of chess, and you alone are the mortal world I willingly fell into."

The ambitious clan head Minamoto no Yorimitsu, who sides with humanity, stops at nothing, and has no taboos × Orochi, an evil god who thrives on wickedness, wishes for the world to be in chaos, and loves to watch the drama unfold and stir up trouble

Theme: Those who understand the times are heroes, and those who adapt to change are champions.

Genshin Impact