Machetes and Tie Clips

Zhou Qi, the “Mixed-Blood Little Prince” of the fruit stall, makes a good living with a megaphone and a silver tongue.

“Imported Kylin melons, originally 1,988 yuan per jin!”

“1,000 yuan in national subsidies! 900 yuan in provincial subsidies! 86 yuan off from the shop!”

“Just two yuan per jin! For two yuan, you won't lose out or get cheated!”

One day, a cool guy in a sharp suit stopped at his stall, expressionless. “At the original price. Give me a receipt.”

Zhou Qi: “This is a small business. We don't issue receipts, dear.”

Yu Feng: “Selling fruit by day and working as an animal by night. Boss Zhou is a real amphibious expert, both plant and animal.”

Zhou Qi grabbed him by the tie. “I'll say this one last time! That day was an accident! I'm not a duck!!”

Yu Feng: “Fine. Then give me a receipt.”

Zhou Qi: “No!”

Yu Feng: “Then how about an overnight package tonight? 1,988. Cash or scan to pay?”

Zhou Qi's watermelon knife clanged into the cutting board: ...

Yu Feng showed him the payment screen. “Do you offer a discount for a monthly package, big brother?”

Later, Zhou Qi's megaphone was forced to broadcast an updated slogan:

“Two yuan per jin! No receipts! No after-sales service! And especially no customers with the surname Yu!”

That very night, the “VIP on the blacklist” blocked him at the door.

Zhou Qi: “What exactly do you like about me? I'll change it, okay?”

Yu Feng moved closer, one hand slipping beneath the hem of his T-shirt. “I like this part...” His fingertips circled the small of Zhou Qi's back. “You wiggle it so nicely when you're packing...”

“I like this part...” His breath brushed Zhou Qi's Adam's apple. “Your voice gets hoarser when you call out and sell than when you're calling out in bed.”

Zhou Qi's legs went weak under his hands, but he still put up a verbal fight. “Get lost...”

Rugged mixed-blood fruit vendor, bottom × workplace elite, top; younger man; dark skin × fair skin; goofy, sweet romance.

Theme: Everyday life in the bustling streets has its own flavor!