Professor, Please Stop Feeding the Evil Sword Immortal

Ling Zhu is the laziest evil sword immortal in the cultivation world. He cultivates by eating negative emotions. After his sect is destroyed, he is reborn in modern society.

He discovers that people in this era are full of resentment. Just one quick taste is enough to leave him stuffed.

The evil cultivator's menu:

1. Short-tempered hotheads = limited-edition "Anger Sashimi"

Too bad they were all arrested after only a few days.

2. Overworked corporate drones = a steady supply of "996 Work Meals"

Rich in resentment, but a little bitter.

3. Sensitive crybabies = light "Tears-over-Rice"

Tender and refreshing, perfect for cleansing the palate~

The more emotions he eats, the fatter his wallet gets, and his bank balance soars!

Until one day, he looks in the mirror and realizes in horror that he's actually...

GOTTEN! FAT!

In search of the perfect "fat-burning salad,"

he sets his sights on the abstinent psychology professor next door.

Pu Huaijin's mental domain is as pure as a snowy plain, with almost no emotional fluctuations. He's the perfect diet food.

"Professor, the power's out at my place." He slips into the other man's home with teary eyes.

"Professor, there's thunder. Can I sleep at your place?" His collar slips down by half an inch.

When Ling Zhu has eaten his way back to a slim waist and is ready to find new prey, he's suddenly pinned against the floor-to-ceiling window.

Pu Huaijin's fingers slip beneath his shirt, measuring the soft flesh that has disappeared.

"I heard you were planning to sleep at someone else's place?"

"You take what you want and then run? Who taught you that, hmm?"

Ling Zhu trembles in the professor's palm and cries out in panic. "You knew all along that I was..."

"Mm." Pu Huaijin's warm breath brushes past his ear. "But that's all right. Now it's my turn to taste my little snack."

His lips and tongue travel down along Ling Zhu's collarbone, leaving a damp trail. "Relax. The more you tremble, the harder it is for me to control myself."

Ling Zhu: (ó﹏ò) ?

Gluttonous evil sword immortal bottom with a cheat ability x scheming psychology professor top

One-on-one, both leads are each other's only partners, a sweet little romance where they tempt and crave each other! Let's see who gives in first!

Theme: Have a light meal now and then! Keep your weight healthy!