Help! I've Turned into a Parrot!

Qin Qingyu had a parrot with absolutely no sense of self-preservation.

As for why it was so fearless, it all began the morning they met.

The little white puff landed on a telephone pole and tried to bite an owl's feet.

Then the owl smacked it away with one flap of its wings, and it went *thud*, crashing into Qin Qingyu's windshield.

It turned out to be a lovebird. After staring into the snowball's eyes for three seconds, Qin Qingyu sprang into action.

He got out, tucked it into his pocket, and claimed it as his own.

And so Qin Cai burst onto the scene, becoming the king of the entire company.

Qin was for Qin Qingyu's surname, while Cai was because it was a noob who loved to play.

One day, as Qin Qingyu rescued Qin Cai from a top-secret document that had been shredded into strips, the snowball suddenly gathered its strength, grabbed his glasses, and flapped its wings wildly.

"Help! I've turned into a parrot!"

Yuze was a bird beastkin. One day, he transmigrated.

The first thing his round eyes saw after transmigrating was a magnificent figure.

But... that wasn't important.

What nice feet!

Yuze went straight for a bite, then went *thud*, sprawled against the windshield, and stared wide-eyed at a human.

On his first day being welcomed home, Yuze bit the human's hand.

Yujiao Jiao was the name Yuze gave the human. Yu came from Yuze's own surname, while Jiao Jiao was because the human made a series of sounds whenever Yuze pecked him.

From then on, Yuze perched on Jiao Jiao's head every day, surveying his company and carrying out his grand plans.

Day one: Yuze bit through a white wire and was attacked by it, leaving his face blackened.

Day two: Yuze bit through the stems of 103 leaves on the money tree.

Day three: Yuze chewed off all the little square keys on the thing the human used to make tapping sounds.

On day N, while helping the shredder do its job, Yuze suddenly realized something.

Wait, why was he missing two forms?

Why couldn't he switch into his human and half-human forms?

Yuze sat among the paper strips, frozen in shock.

"Help! I've turned into a parrot!" He flew onto the human's glasses and casually bit off the nose pad.

1. Pure comedy, sweet with no angst. 2. He can turn into a human. 3. Lovebirds, you know what that means.

Little scene:

One day, Qin Qingyu had some free time, so he took Yuze to a bird meetup.

Warm sunshine, blue skies, and a whole table of little birds chirping over one another as they held a group meeting.

After they got home, Yuze immediately switched to human form, opened a shooter game, and started blasting people's legs.

Qin Qingyu sat nearby, arranging sunflower seed kernels into the shape of a little flower.

"Baby, what did you little birds talk about at your meeting today?" He gazed at the young man with his fluffy white hair, his heart melting.

"That Sun Conure said he'd bite people if my mom told him to." Yuze stared with his beautiful big eyes, shooting one leg after another.

"That other Sun Conure said I'd bite people for my mom."

"That cowardly cockatiel said my mom would bite people for me."

"What about you?" Qin Qingyu pulled his little bird into his arms.

"I don't care what they'd do it for. I'd bite my mom to death!"

"And who's your mom?" Qin Qingyu quietly moved his hand away.

Yuze turned his head, eyes full of murderous intent.

Theme: Little birds save the world