I'm the Mobile Natural Disaster?!

Next up: *What If They Catch Me Clinging to a Player? Infinite-Flow* [Gentle, Big-Bodied Daddy Player Top x Money-Making, Fun-Loving, Odd-Eyed Boss Bottom]. Blurb at the very end # A boss who watches the chaos, a bro who starts brawls, an unreliable System, and him, transmigrated. # While watching other bosses fight it out, Infinite-Flow boss Yun Qing took a cake straight to the face. That one hit sent him to another world, a dying world where the entire planet had undergone global mutation. The aberrant creatures in this world were extraordinarily vicious. In one disaster-ravaged forbidden zone after another, they fought and devoured each other to gain energy. They were experts at both running their mouths and throwing punches. Naturally, Yun Qing couldn't let a challenge go unanswered. After he went on a killing spree, all the aberrant creatures dropped to their knees. Aberrant creatures? Ha, they were a bunch of pushovers. His brother was way more brutal in a fight. So rather than slaughtering them, Yun Qing would much rather head to a human base and scrounge up some compressed biscuits. * Staying put at the base was out of the question. Yun Qing was planning to get his hands on some crystals, but before he could catch the aberrant creature he'd set his sights on, he ended up fighting a man in the forest who was barely conscious. It was a dull, one-sided victory with no suspense, but it unexpectedly let Yun Qing learn that the bone he'd lost a hundred years ago was alive inside someone else's body. Things were... getting interesting. Why not make them even more fun? So he casually made a pact, laid a vast net across this unfamiliar world, and carved a bloody path through its cruel landscape. * Aberrant Creature A, who'd been sent flying into the sky: Bro, I was just flying along like normal and casually chomped on a human. Then I got slashed to ribbons! Who's got it worse than me? Aberrant Creature B, now in two pieces: Lmao. He said my head was asymmetrical, so he chopped it into three pieces. Aberrant Creature C, reduced to a skeleton: Huh? I think he's pretty nice. He even helped me slim down just now. Aberrant Creatures A and B: Bro, humans had a torture method thousands of years ago called Lingchi. * Later on, Yun Qing finally managed to contact the bosses among the stars. The bosses: Our baby, we're here to save you! Has anyone been bullying you? Yun Qing: Everyone here is so talented, they all speak so nicely, and the food is delicious. I absolutely love it here! And so a horde of bosses arrived at the human base, scaring every living thing witless. What kind of vicious species is this?! They're the real walking disasters! For once, humans and aberrant creatures reached a consensus. [Apocalyptic setting, global mutations caused by genetic contamination, slightly gory] [The bottom is an otherworldly visitor who crushes this dimension] [Shi Lingyan x Yun Qing, pure romance, 1v1, no secondary couples] Note: 1. Because of the side effects of his ability, the top is 'isolated' by some people at the base. He becomes extremely withdrawn and craves companionship [a little socially anxious + depressed]. [P.S. The top is not weak.] 2. At first, only the top knows how powerful the bottom is. The others don't know. His identity will be revealed later. Upcoming story blurb: *What If They Catch Me Clinging to a Player? Infinite-Flow* [Gentle, big-bodied daddy player top x money-making, fun-loving boss bottom] His boss suddenly gave him a plot of land. This sent Xing Luo, a roaming boss who'd never had his own instance, into such a frenzy that he stayed up for three days and nights. I finally have an instance of my own! Under the moonlight, Xing Luo beamed until the moment he opened his bank account. He looked at the instance proposal, then counted the zeroes in his balance. Great. He could afford half a bathroom. * And so, one night, a boss who'd been knocked out by poverty disguised himself, crawled into a secret passage, and slipped into a bustling world. [Player Lobby. Bosses, keep out.] Xing Luo sneaked past the warning sign, bought a ton of chips, milk tea, and handsome players' personal photos, then resold them to other bosses at a premium. But it wasn't enough. Not nearly enough. He'd saved enough to afford only the other half of the bathroom. So Xing Luo took a risk, accepted a bounty, and climbed through the window of Jiang Yanchen, the current number-one player on the leaderboard. Then Jiang Yanchen pinned him to the bathroom floor on the spot. Afraid to fight back in case the System found out, Xing Luo could only weep and tell Jiang Yanchen how miserable he was for three whole days, eventually softening Jiang Yanchen's heart, which hadn't been all that hard to begin with. Later, Xing Luo realized he didn't have to earn money from bosses alone. Those players were all loaded, too. So he clung to Jiang Yanchen's leg and joined him in instances, selling little items at exorbitant prices. * In corners Jiang Yanchen couldn't see: [Instance A: A player is driven to the edge of a cliff by a female ghost and is about to jump. Xing Luo suddenly appears, holding up a parachute: "Open your parachute from zero altitude! Players love it. Regular price: five gold coins. Today, just 999!" With the female ghost closing in, the player buys it in tears. Xing Luo quietly transfers 300 to the female ghost. A thirty-seventy split. He's making a killing!] [Instance B: After an earthquake, the players crawl out from under the rubble, barely alive. Xing Luo holds up a box of vials. "Premium healing potions. Ten thousand each." Player: "Can't you make it cheaper?" Xing Luo: Expressionless, spits up a huge mouthful of blood. Player: "I'll buy it, I'll buy it! Please stop spitting up blood!" Xing Luo: Hehe. (Transfers 3,000 to the boss who caused the earthquake.)] [Instance C: ...] After making his money, Xing Luo transformed into Jiang Yanchen's little fanboy and kept clinging to his leg. * Before long, Xing Luo was rolling in money. Then Jiang Yanchen suddenly started handing over his salary, and Xing Luo moved up the date he'd finish building his instance again and again. Later, in one particular instance, Xing Luo was hauled into the courtroom by NPCs. He was about to message a boss friend to pull some strings and get him out, only to discover there was no signal! How could there be no signal? Xing Luo looked up and saw his handsome, not-so-kind boss sitting on the high seat, glaring down at him, with a whole crowd of bosses standing around, quiet as chickens. "Boss..." Xing Luo hadn't finished speaking when he spotted a mountain of snacks piled on the table beside him. Great. The witnesses, stolen goods, ringleader, and accomplices were all here. "Boss, please go easy on me." Xing Luo dropped to his knees in a flash and embellished his tale of being pitifully broke. Just as he'd finally talked the boss into letting him off, the interrogation room suddenly shook violently. Behind the collapsed wall stood Jiang Yanchen and a group of players. No, don't! Don't come save me! Jiang Yanchen shielded Xing Luo behind him. Xing Luo peered ahead cautiously. Great. His boss's face had gone black as a pot once again. Theme: Your family will always be your strongest support