Su Xia transmigrates into the role of a lowly female disciple who obsessively clings to her master, a man devoted to the Unfeeling Dao.
Driven by selfish desire, when her master is poisoned by an aphrodisiac, she disregards all propriety and forcibly helps him dispel the poison. As a result, he suffers cultivation deviation and his powers plummet.
Meanwhile, she kneels helplessly in the snow that blankets Kunlun, clad in a torn and ragged robe, her body covered in bruises that have yet to fade. Her voice hoarse, she begs him again and again.
"This disciple has been unfilial. I won't dare do it again. Please don't punish me this way... Please let someone treat your injuries, Master. Please take your medicine!"
Her heart dead, she struggles to her feet and staggers away, disappearing into the endless snow.
The moment she leaves the mountain, Su Xia switches to the Hehuan Sect's cultivation method and teleports into a boudoir. Amid the heady fragrance, she lifts the bed curtains, revealing a pale, flawless ankle.
Her red-painted toes trace slowly up the throat of the person beside the bed, coming to rest against his taut jaw.
"You, monk, won't give in to me, but you won't let me find someone else to cultivate with, either?"
After dealing with the monk who refuses to give in no matter what, she tidies herself up and teleports to a small border town. The battle here has just ended. She changes into patched clothes stained with blood, parts the dead grass, and looks at the black little snake lying beneath it, barely alive. A delighted, innocent smile spreads across her face.
"Great! There's still a living thing here. Little Black Snake, how about I take care of you from now on?"
The System, which has witnessed everything, is utterly impressed. What an outrageous angst-filled plot! The Host is tackling three novels at once and can still divide her time so precisely... No wonder she's a gold-medal employee of the Transmigration Bureau!
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Through Su Xia's diligent work, the plot finally reaches the faked-death segment. One by one, the three angst-novel male leads are sent to the crematorium, reduced to piles of ashes filled with regret.
Then one day, they suddenly discover that there are three piles of ashes just like theirs.
Ashes 1: I owe my disciple Su Xia so much...
Ashes 2: The female cultivator of the Hehuan Dao I wronged was also named Su Xia.
Ashes 3: What a coincidence. The innocent little human girl I deceived was also named Su Xia.
The three piles of ashes: ...Could it be...?
Su Xia: ...System, I thought you said these three male leads would never cross paths.
Warnings:
1. Harem magnet Mary Sue, over-the-top melodrama, and countless unrequited crushes. Read with caution.
2. The writing and logic are dead. The characters' intelligence has the same limit as the author's, and I should clarify that I have no intelligence.
3. Everyone except the female lead is love-brained.
4. Lots of male rivalry and battle-for-the-girl drama. Read with caution. Multiple endings.
5. Warning again: Contains a lethal dose of Mary Sue, romantic rivalry, harem magnetism, idiotic love-brained characters (except the female lead), faked death, and more. Please check the tags carefully.
Theme: Even when surrounded by darkness, keep chasing the light