* I thought I was a Fourth Disaster who could do whatever I wanted, but to the NPCs, I was actually a cat.
* This is a comedy (emphasis on comedy).
You start playing a full-immersion wilderness survival game. As a min-maxer, you decide to max out all five stats as quickly as possible.
Your starting point is a cave, packed with people. At its center stands a man with flowing long hair and an exceptionally muscular build.
He says his name is Si.
The player doesn't listen and immediately reaches out to grope the NPC's impressive pectorals.
"Holy crap! They're huge!"
The next second: [You have been denied entry into the Si Empire].
No problem. The player can reload as many times as they want.
While striving to survive and complete quests, the player, a total sucker for good looks, loves snuggling up to beautifully modeled NPCs, especially since it raises their stats.
The player takes a liking to a tall, white-haired man wearing a mask and pulls it off in front of everyone.
"Wow! Those cracks are so hot!!?"
[You removed his mask with lightning speed. Agility +1]
Bing Yue: ?
Facing a magician with black-and-white hair and an [Inverted Organs] tag,
the player says, "Hey! Your heart really is on the right side? Let me see!!"
[You saw through appearances to the truth. Perception +1]
Huan: ?
Looking at a gentle, white-haired boy with the former occupation of sonar operator, the player says earnestly:
"Even if we take the most conservative view... I really can't sleep with you tonight?"
[You showed the NPC your determination. Willpower +1]
Yu Jing: ?
You snuggle up to the NPCs while leveling up and grinding stats. After maxing out all five stats, the player unlocks a brand-new identity as a reward.
[Congratulations, player. You have successfully become human.]
Player: ? Wait, does that mean she wasn't human before?!
NPC: No, where's my huge cat!!!
#I thought I was a Fourth Disaster who could do whatever I wanted, but to the NPCs, I was actually a cat.
#So the NPCs' "?" wasn't confusion. They really couldn't understand what I was saying!
Player: All five stats maxed out! I'm invincible!
NPC: Have cats evolved into this form after 3,700 years of human petrification?
**
Pure Fourth Disaster-style harassment (doge) + otome elements. Only interested in the guys from the Si Empire.
I've adjusted a few details of the premise, but the overall idea is unchanged.
This is a comedy! A comedy!! A comedy!!!
A short story, under 200,000 to 300,000 characters. It won't be too long.
A min-maxing player who's fickle about good-looking faces (?), a cat.
Misled by the game System, the player always thought she was human.
OOC warning!!!!
I'll leave this here for now. If I get enough favorites or build up a backlog, I'll start writing it.
I'll flesh out the blurb when I start the story.
Blurb written on October 6, 2025, revised on October 17, 2025.
Screenshot saved for the record.
Theme: Be happy and have fun