On his first day as a cannon-fodder fox spirit, Jin Yuanyuan clutched his big fluffy tail and trembled.
In the book, he tried to seduce Xiao Su, the protagonist who cultivated the Unfeeling Dao, and was slapped into a fox-shaped pancake before half a chapter had passed.
Before he could figure out how to keep his distance from the protagonist and stay alive, a cannon-fodder comeback System bound itself to him and started relentlessly pushing him to succeed:
[Host! Our goal is to steal the protagonist's scenes! Become the cultivation world's new top-tier star! Reach the pinnacle of life!]
Nearby, Xiao Su was gravely wounded and on the verge of death. It was the perfect chance to strike.
The young man's fierce black eyes swept over him from behind a mask. Jin Yuanyuan blurted out, "B-but if I become his sidekick, I can still get plenty of scenes, right?"
System: [...You're the worst batch I've ever had.]
Xiao Su had once been heaven's favored son. Then rumors spread that he possessed an ancient treasure, and he was ambushed by a mob. His face was ruined, he fell to rock bottom, and everyone was eager to kick him while he was down.
On that snowy night, gravely wounded and near death, he thought he would rot in this ditch. Then a tiny golden figure came tottering toward him.
"If I save you, can you..."
Another person after the treasure.
Xiao Su sneered. Sure enough, everyone was equally greedy.
But then the boy's clear voice rang out:
"Make me your sidekick!"
Later
Xiao Su made a name for himself in battle, but the entire cultivation world went mad.
That cold-hearted, ruthless man was giving away the treasures the whole cultivation world fought over, every day, like candy to a low-level fox spirit?
"That's no sidekick. He's obviously raising a little bride!"
When the rumor reached Jin Yuanyuan, he jumped up in protest. "Don't talk nonsense! The relationship between me and Boss is a pure master-and-servant bond!"
Xiao Su stood behind him, his gaze inscrutable.
Jin Yuanyuan happily went about his days, completely oblivious.
Until one day, Xiao Su drove off the Nth cultivator who had tried to flirt with him, pinned him against a wall, and rasped, "Don't smile at anyone else."
Jin Yuanyuan looked bewildered. "Boss, I'm recruiting talent for you!"
Xiao Su finally lost patience. He grabbed Jin Yuanyuan's cheek and bit him.
When the kiss ended, Jin Yuanyuan's little face was flushed and his eyes sparkled. "Boss! Is this a special way of transferring cultivation power?!"
Xiao Su: "..."
The System screamed inside his head: [He wants to seduce you, you idiot!]
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1. A timid but clever, adorable little sunshine bottom × a disfigured, obsessive, gloomy male ghost top
2. A snarky, fatherly System
3. The top's face is badly burned and hidden by a mask in the early story. He recovers later and turns out to be extremely handsome. A little masked-man kink, anyone?
4. The bottom is a high school student who transmigrates into a book. He's young and innocent, with room to grow: an innocent face and a succubus's body
5. 1v1, both chaste, each other's first love, sweet and short
Theme: My fate is mine to control, not Heaven's