My Husband Asked Who I'm Cosplaying Tonight

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My spaceship was intercepted. I escaped by luck, but crashed on Earth and was taken in by a strange man.

He said he was my husband.

While recovering, I secretly documented this unfamiliar planet.

Gradually, I began to like everything about it.

A grand plan took root in my heart.

I will conquer Earth and make it my home planet.

2

Things aren't going quite as smoothly as I'd hoped.

The man who claims to be my husband keeps a very close eye on me.

He actually won't let me eat ice cream!

I'm a Federation colonel, and I have to endure this humiliation!

Just wait until the day I conquer Earth!

I'll make him kneel and watch me eat ice cream!

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Bo Xiu expressionlessly caught the little mouse sneaking into the fridge.

He never learns.

He ate something cold just yesterday and got a stomachache.

Not bothering to argue, Bo Xiu slung him over his shoulder and headed for the bedroom. But Jiang Yuan was still shrieking and yelling about conquering Earth and never letting him get away with it.

Bo Xiu sneered and gave his butt a smack.

"Let's see if I let you get away with it tonight."

Two months ago, Jiang Yuan had been in a car accident and injured his brain. He had originally been a sci-fi novelist, but his memories became confused, and when he woke up, he actually thought he was an alien. Every day, he shouted about conquering Earth.

After tossing the little alien onto the bed, Bo Xiu leisurely loosened his tie and unbuttoned his shirt. He looked down at him. "What did you say your name was last time? Oh, Colonel Dreyest. Please stick your butt out yourself. I'm about to start treating you."

The young man was wrapped in a blanket, his fluffy head and flushed cheeks peeking out.

Everything about him was lovely. He was soft and sweet, but his mouth was too sharp. Even after being kissed until his lips were swollen, he still wouldn't say a single nice thing.

Bo Xiu had just helped him take a bath and brought him a glass of honey water. He'd been too rough just now and was worried Jiang Yuan might get mad, so he was about to soothe him when the idiot started shouting again.

"I didn't feel a thing. Earthlings are so weak. Just you wait, "

Bo Xiu kissed the rest of his words away.

The little alien never learns.

Then they'd just have to do it again.

3

The plan to conquer Earth is temporarily on hold.

It's not that my willpower is weak. It's just that this Earthling is far too devious and cunning.

By day, he bombards me with sweet talk. By night, he beats me with a stick.

But I won't give up. I'll continue to stay undercover...

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"Yuanyuan! The cake is ready."

Hearing Bo Xiu's voice, Jiang Yuan hurriedly hid his diary and ran out in fluffy slippers, pattering all the way.

"Bo Xiu, I want to add some more jam."

"No. Go easy on the sweets."

"Honey, please..."

"All right."

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No transmigration into a book or transmigration of any kind. It's just confused memories, which will be cured later.

A sweet little two-person comedy, plot optional.

SC, HE

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Theme: Strive onward