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1. 301 一 One Kick, One Big CEO 一脚踢出个大总裁 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted One Kick Lands Her a CEO Husband 3Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 302 重 Reborn and Rejecting the Marriage, I Left the Scumbag and His Cousin Red-Faced 重生拒婚，我把渣男和他表妹的脸打肿了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Ancient Romance6k WordsCompleted Reborn and Refusing the Marriage, I Beat My Jerk Ex and His Cousin Black and Blue 223Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 303 我 I Willingly Took the Bait 我，甘愿上钩 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted I Willingly Took the Bait 1Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 304 嫡 The Crippled Prince My Elder Sister Refused to Marry, I Helped Him to the Throne 嫡姐不愿嫁的残废王爷，被我扶上了龙椅 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Ancient Romance8k WordsCompleted My Elder Sister Refused to Marry the Disabled Prince, So I Helped Him Take the Throne 31Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 305 掌 Sect Leader, Please Behave Yourself 掌门，请自重 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted Sect Leader, Please Mind Your Manners 17Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 306 哥 After My Siblings Came Out, I Became My Family’s Only Hope 哥哥姐姐出柜后，我成了家里唯一的希望 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted After My Older Brother and Sister Came Out, I Became the Family's Only Hope 23Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 307 神 The Divine Emperor's Contract Beast Is Actually Female?! 神帝的契约兽竟是母的？！ Ten Thousand Gu万蛊15k WordsCompleted The God Emperor’s contracted beast is actually female?! 4Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 308 惊 Shocking! Grandma at 76 Looks So Young 惊！76岁奶奶保养太好 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊17k WordsCompleted Shock! This 76-Year-Old Grandma Looks So Young 10Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 309 她 She Is a Zombie 她是僵尸 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊32k WordsCompleted She Is a Zombie 16Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 310 重 Back to 2005: My Life’s Comeback 重回05逆袭人生 Xiao Chutian, Who Likes Coconut Husk喜欢椰子皮的潇楚天Modern Romance173k WordsOngoing A pure, immensely satisfying comeback story, packed with all the wish fulfillment you could want, making up for regrets left unresolved in the past. Using memories from a previous life and taking advantage of the opportunities brought by the times, he steadily climbs to the pinnacle of life. [Youthful campus life] [Hilarious] [Making up for past regrets] —Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 311 孤 An Orphan from the Start, Revered by All as a God 孤儿开局众人敬我如神 Ai Zhi艾直Eastern Fantasy235k WordsOngoing [A clear coming-of-age storyline · A diverse ensemble cast · Building a business · Occasional thrilling massacres · No System or formulaic tropes · A satisfying story with smart characters and charismatic supporting roles] After his homeland fell and his family was slaughtered, Pingfan was adopted by an old cripple and lived near a mysterious blacksmith. In an age of chaos, the old cripple clung to his obsession and gathered the remains of fallen soldiers. Then the old cripple died, too. When Pi 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Enough said, just watch.

12. 312 惊 Horror Park: I Have Billions of Horror Coins 惊悚乐园我有亿万惊悚币 Ai Zhi艾直Mystery150k WordsOngoing A new novel is here! Welcome to read my work on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support inspires me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! —Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 313 那 That Night, She Made Me Remember Her for a Lifetime 那一夜，她让我记一辈子 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted That night, she made me remember her for the rest of my life 602Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 314 人 My Life Turned Around When an Older Woman Wanted to Marry Me 人生开挂从大龄女要嫁我开始 Mr. Alien BugMr异虫15k WordsCompleted Life Gets a Cheat Mode When an Older Woman Wants to Marry Me 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I laughed so hard! You won't regret watching it! 🤣

15. 315 那 The Love Confession That Night Was Meant for My Father-in-Law 那晚情话，全说给老丈人听了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted Those Sweet Words That Night Were All Meant for My Father-in-Law 7Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 316 她 She Stands Exposed to the World, While You Shield Her from It 她露天下，你遮人间 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted She bares herself to the world; you shield her from it 17Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 317 认 After Mistaking Me for Someone Else, the Tyrant Dotes on Me Like an Enemy 认错人后，暴君把我当仇人宠 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Ancient Romance12k WordsCompleted After Mistaking Me for Someone Else, the Tyrant Dotes on Me as His Enemy 56Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 318 战 The God of War Says We Should Switch Wives 战神说换个老婆 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted The God of War Said to Get a New Wife 34Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 319 剑 Sword Venerable, Stop Chasing Me 剑尊别追了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊19k WordsCompleted Sword Venerable, Stop Chasing Me 1Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 320 恶 The Evil Ghost Is Both Wild and Pure 恶鬼它又野又纯 Simple Pig2008简单的猪2008Two Male Leads482k WordsCompleted Shen Jingzhe, the most expensive spirit guardian in Beicheng, is cool and restrained, and charges an outrageous fee. Late one night, he takes a job worth two million: driving out evil spirits from Ghost Cry Tower. On the fifteenth floor, amid a horde of evil ghosts, he encounters someone. The person sits in a wheelchair, with skin so pale it seems translucent, and a sweet, obedient smile. “My name is Xie Jiu. I live upstairs. Can you take me with you?” Shen Jingzhe thinks he is a poor, sick 26Reads7.1Score—Shelves

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    Look, look, look! It's worth watching!

21. 321 雇 The Hired Other Woman 雇来的第三者 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted The Hired Third Wheel 3Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 322 带 Crashing and Thriving in the Cultivation World with a Pirated System 带着盗版系统在修仙界翻车歪打正着 It's Cold, Time for Snow天冷要下雪6k WordsCompleted He Took a Knockoff System into the Cultivation World and Somehow Turned Disaster into Opportunity —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Isn't that funny?

23. 323 隔 My Neighbor Cusses Me Out Every Day 隔壁邻居每天都在骂我 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Ancient Romance19k WordsCompleted My Neighbor Keeps Cursing Me Every Day 78Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 324 那 He Waited Ten Years for That Slap 那一巴掌，他等了十年 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊14k WordsCompleted He waited ten years for that slap 7Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 325 那 After That Night, I Became the Cultivation World's Public Enemy 那一夜之后，我成了修仙界公敌 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊18k WordsCompleted After That Night, I Became the Public Enemy of the Cultivation World 90Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 326 大 On Our Wedding Night, the Bride Urged Me to Go After My Ex-Girlfriend 大婚之夜，新娘催我去追前女友 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Historical10k WordsCompleted On Our Wedding Night, the Bride Told Me to Go After My Ex-Girlfriend 63Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 327 长 Ten Billion Years of Immortality: I Lay Low Until I Become an Immortal Emperor 长生10亿年，苟成仙帝再出山 Beneath the Peach Blossoms桃花之下Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [Relaxed + Everyday Life + Witty and Funny + Extreme Caution... Enter at your own risk!] Qin Shou is reborn into a world of cultivation, where a [Myriad Worlds Fortune Wheel] appears in his mind. He can spin it once a day. But after 59 straight years of getting nothing but [Thanks for Playing], Qin Shou is on the verge of despair. At last, when Qin Shou is 60 and about to die of old age, he wins the “Myriad Worlds Fortune Grand Prize”! [Chaos Spirit Root: One of the nine highest-grade spirit roo 5.7kReads7.9Score423Shelves

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    Hilarious! A path of survival! Immortality!

28. 328 仙 A Joyous Affair for an Immortal Bloom: The God of Joy Is Off Duty Today 仙葩喜事：喜神今日不历劫 Fish Playing in the Sea游鱼戏海Ancient Romance150k WordsOngoing [A nobody’s rise to the heavens, chasing after a goddess and boldly carving out a path to immortality] [A somewhat unserious team of immortals, with the chaotic everyday antics of a slapdash crew] In a nutshell: A female troublemaker’s path to godhood. Shuangxi hit the jackpot when the slapdash God of Fate brought her up to the Ninth Heaven, where she became the Red Joy Goddess, in charge of matchmaking. There’s the smooth-talking God of Fate, the stingy God of Wealth, the taciturn Lord of th —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The entire cast is absurd and silly, a makeshift crew that manages to be both hilarious and adventurous. The female lead is a lazy, illiterate fairy, while the male lead is a witty and comedic Star Lord. Innovative supporting characters include: a stingy, gossipy female Goddess of Wealth, an adult version of Nezha, a tragic Pleiades Star Lord, and a taciturn but handsome King Yama.

29. 329 重 Reborn: The Campus Belle, My Childhood Friend, Is a Tyrannosaurus 重生：校花青梅是暴龙 Lin Qian临乾Urban315k WordsCompleted Reborn in his senior year of high school, he becomes a top student, builds a business empire, enters the entertainment industry, and fights the forces of darkness. Ahem, but most importantly, he has to cling to his rich heiress girlfriend's coattails~ Wang Zhi: “How did the script of a modern-day heartthrob suddenly turn into a comedy?” Director! Director! [Reborn on Campus + One Female Lead + Light Comedy + Everyday Shenanigans + Business Empire in the Later Story] No tired clichés or melodrama 79Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I'd like to recommend one of my own writings.

30. 330 我 My Spirit Pet Is a Kitty 我的灵宠是只喵 Jun Ze Shu Yao君泽书遥Eastern Fantasy261k WordsCompleted Lin Mo was once the most unremarkable outer-sect disciple of the Qingyun Sect, born with a mixed spirit root. His cultivation progressed at a snail's pace, resources were scarce, and his fellow disciples often mocked him. One day, he unexpectedly bound himself to the Divine Pet Awakening System and contracted a gluttonous, sleepy fat orange cat named Ju Dabao. He thought his chance to turn his life around had finally come, but the cat was a lazy, sharp-tongued freeloader who stole his meals and 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Then you can check out this [Sparrow's Masterpiece][Sparrow's Masterpiece][Sparrow's Masterpiece]

31. 331 东 The Northeast Era Drama's All-Time Great King of the Waistline 东北年代剧天花板金牌腰王 Saint Seiya Star Bliss圣斗士星爽Urban2.7M WordsOngoing [Period] [Jiahao in 1980] [No System, just an ironclad fate] [The 1980s] [Reborn] [Satisfying read] [The Strongest Second Sister-in-Law in History] [The most unhinged novel written in Northeastern dialect] Li Qi was reborn, returning to the day before he was forced to donate a kidney. In his previous life, his father put family ties first, while his brother and sister-in-law told him to sacrifice himself for everyone. His younger brother cried and said he wanted to eat meat. In a moment of resol 95.5kReads8.4Score6.5kShelves

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    A hilarious story set in rural Northeast China, so funny it'll make your scalp tingle.

32. 332 贫 This Monk Seeks Death, but the Gods and Buddhas of the Heavens Beg Him to Stop 贫僧求死，诸天神佛劝我别闹 Wooden Fish by the Abyss临渊木鱼Eastern Fantasy458k WordsCompleted Go on a pilgrimage? Not happening. I'm the leader of the Celestial Master Sect. You want me to become a monk? If Guanyin comes, I'll call her big sister. If the Buddha comes, I'll invite him to eat meat. Bajie asks me, “Master, are you a monk or a Taoist priest?” I reply, “If the Dao is in your heart, then you're a Taoist priest.” Wukong asks, “Then are we still going on the pilgrimage?” I reply, “The pilgrimage is work. Becoming an immortal is life.” 315Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 333 名 The Dashing Life of a Great General 名将风流 Wooden Fish by the Abyss临渊木鱼Eastern Fantasy112k WordsCompleted The empire’s last emperor dies in battle amid the demons’ taunts. The mighty empire falls apart and becomes three separate empires. War breaks out again on the southern frontier, and the most strategically important pass in the land falls to the demon race. What future awaits humanity...? 307Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 334 为 For Ten Quadrillion, I Was Forced to Become a Casanova 为了一千万亿，我被迫当海王 Boss Feng of the Streets社会我锋哥Urban315k WordsCompleted A quadrillion in inheritance is up for grabs, and the conditions are simple but absurd: Two years, twenty candidates, and fifteen to twenty girlfriends to win over. He must pursue them sincerely without crossing the line, and he gets only 100,000 in start-up capital. Thus, Lin Feng is forced to embark on an extreme playboy survival challenge: He drills manipulative pickup lines until they roll off his tongue and learns every kind of skill until his head is spinning; He tracks every expense down 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is hilarious! 😆

35. 335 我 I Went to the Gynecologist, and My Ex Was the Surgeon 我去看妇科，主刀医生是前任 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃36k WordsCompleted I went to see a gynecologist, and my ex was the surgeon. 6.9kReads—Score—Shelves

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    Super, incredibly funny, explosive

36. 336 结 On Our Seventh Anniversary, I Saw My Wife and Her Agent on the Sofa 结婚七周年，我亲眼看到妻子和经纪人在沙发上 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃10k WordsCompleted On our seventh wedding anniversary, I saw my wife and her agent on the sofa with my own eyes. 723Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 337 相 My Blind Date Is a Breast Specialist, and I Overheard His Thoughts 相亲对象是乳腺科医生，还被我听见了心声 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃Marriage & Romance26k WordsCompleted My blind date is a breast surgeon, and I overheard his thoughts. 582Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 338 放 Leave Me Alone! I'm Just a Mosquito, and I'm Male! 放过我吧，我只是只蚊子，公的！ Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透6k WordsCompleted Give me a break! I’m just a mosquito, and a male one at that! 159Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I don't know if this suits your taste, but Shuangnan's [smirk] mosquito sucked blood and caused trouble, it got bound to a vampire, all sorts of "ya mi die!!" Hahahaha

39. 339 我 Something's Off About My Dog. He Steals My Underwear Every Day! 我家狗子不对劲，天天偷我的内衣！ A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃Completed Something's Wrong with My Dog: He Steals My Underwear Every Day! —Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 340 吃 I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Completely Lost My Mind 吃了室友的糖，我彻底疯了 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃Completed I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Went Completely Crazy —Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 341 秃 Bald Monk, How Dare You Call This Daoist Improper! 秃驴，敢骂道爷不正经！ Classic Name经典名Urban557k WordsCompleted A leaky temple. A Taoist shrine with full Wi-Fi bars. Two masters who constantly undermine each other, and four disciples each with their own little schemes. Here, the Buddha is worshipped with utmost sincerity, while the cultivation is utterly outrageous. Faming, abbot of Yichan Temple, has dreamed his whole life of turning his tiny rundown temple into a Shaolin branch temple, even though he can't complete the Arhat Fist routine. Xuan Qingzi, master of Sanqing Shrine, has spent his life hoping 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The hilarious and absurd daily lives of monks and Taoist priests, accompanied by funny and heartwarming words, revealing that spiritual practice is found in the little things of everyday life.

42. 342 吃 I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife? 吃了室友的燕窝，她说要给我当老婆？ A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃8k WordsCompleted I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife? 109Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 343 从 Starting Out as a Street Vendor 从地摊小贩开始 Zhen Jing镇靖Urban162k WordsOngoing Earth has entered an era of spiritual qi revival, and people everywhere are awakening superpowers. Tao Shu awakens an Emotion System. By collecting positive and negative emotions, she can obtain treasures. There’s just one problem: these treasures seem to be a bit of a rip-off! 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Self-recommendation, please be gentle with your criticism.

44. 344 救 Help! The Doctor Performing My Abortion Is My Ex-Boyfriend 救命！主刀我的人流手术的竟然是前男友 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃23k WordsCompleted Help! My Abortion Surgeon Turned Out to Be My Ex-Boyfriend 75Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 345 那 That Alpha Is a Little Strange 那个alpha有点怪 That Poisonous Woman那名毒妇Two Male Leads334k WordsCompleted Rookie detective Ruby starts work the day he graduates. He is the only unfortunate soul in the entire precinct who fits the bill for an undercover mission. He infiltrates a school full of oddballs to investigate a disappearance, diligently attends classes, and completely forgets his real job as a mole. Trying to get close to the victim to fish for information, he gets messed with by the weirdos until he starts questioning his own sanity. One ridiculous misunderstanding after another keeps croppi 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hilarious and absurd writing

46. 346 我 I Accidentally Saw My Wife's Diary: If I Die, It Must Be Xiaoyou's Doing 我偶然看见妻子的日记，如果我死了，一定是小悠害的 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃17k WordsCompleted I Stumbled Upon My Wife's Diary: If I Die, Xiao You Must Be to Blame 1.6kReads—Score—Shelves
47. 347 A AI Assistant Online: Keeping the Tyrannical CEO in Line AI助理在线管教霸总 Glutinous Rice Candy Is So Sweet糯米糖好甜Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted AI Assistant Online, Keeping the Overbearing CEO in Line 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book is hilarious and silly.

48. 348 思 The One I Miss Lives Among the Stars 思念的人住在星星上 That Poisonous Woman那名毒妇Two Male Leads173k WordsCompleted [Two Male Leads / Sci-Fi Romance / Lighthearted Comedy] Sharp-tongued, sarcastic bottom Wang Zi × Alien in disguise top Fu Jingshen A roll of tissues Fu Jingshen casually handed him after helping him out in a restroom was all it took to throw Wang Zi's heart into turmoil. He confessed his feelings and went on their first date, only to accidentally eat a weight-loss product and shit himself in public, humiliating himself beyond redemption. He thought this crush was doomed to go nowhere, but inste —Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 349 我 After Opening a Hot Pot Restaurant in a Cliché Novel, Everyone Died of Embarrassment 我在狗血文里开火锅店后，全员社死了 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃9k WordsCompleted After I opened a hot pot restaurant in a melodramatic novel, the whole cast died of embarrassment 28Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 350 频 Me, Constantly Flagged by the Censors 频繁被高审的我 That Poisonous Woman那名毒妇Two Male Leads239k WordsCompleted The Useless Husband (Chapters 1–7) Transmigrating into a book about a flower, bird, fish, and pet market and changing his fate My Little Brother Is the Crown Princess (Chapters 8–20) A male crown princess could rely on his looks, but insists on relying on his talent Melon Rind (Chapters 21–31) Male ghost top, straight bottom His Many Schemes (Chapters 32–48) The boss has a crush on an employee and pretends to be an AI to win his heart The Great Hero Wanqian Hao and His Little Nemesis (Chapters 4 —Reads—Score—Shelves

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