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1. 251 剿 I Went to Suppress Bandits and Found My Own Daughter, Sending Her Chancellor Father Into a Breakdown 剿匪剿到亲闺女，丞相爹爹崩溃了 A Hint of Warmth in Early Summer浅夏微暖Ancient Romance557k WordsOngoing [Silly, No Romance] [Female Lead Stands Alone] [High-Energy, No-Brainer Wish Fulfillment] In her previous life, Song Chuyi was a top-notch bandit. When her enemies surrounded her as a group, she couldn't hold out and kicked the bucket. Reborn as an orphan girl abandoned during wartime, she was born with absurdly great strength and a divine-power buff. She could snap an ancient tree with one punch. She gathered a band of refugee underlings, built a stronghold and fortifications in the mountains, 2.2kReads6.4Score170Shelves

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   In her previous life, Song Chuyi was a notorious bandit; even eleven truckloads of enemies couldn't kill her. When she opened her eyes again, she was reborn as an orphan girl in a poor ancient village. She smashed an ancient tree with a single punch, subdued her followers, and became a mountain queen. With her fortified strongholds and tunnels in place, several imperial forces came to suppress her, but all were thwarted. The emperor slammed his fist on the table and dispatched the current prime minister, Shen Yanzhi—a legendary war god who, to marry his beloved, abandoned martial arts for literature, becoming a top scholar and prime minister. But when Shen Yanzhi saw the wanted poster, he was stunned: the girl in the portrait looked exactly like him. The age matched too; could the daughter he lost eighteen years ago be her? Ostensibly ordered to suppress bandits, he was actually searching for his family across a thousand miles. On the battlefield, he dismounted, and she threw away her spiked club. "Daughter—" "Father—" They wept bitterly. His followers and the opposing soldiers were all dumbfounded. Shen Yanzhi wiped away his tears and spoke his first words: "Your wanted poster is still on Father's desk." He then turned and sent a message by carrier pigeon to his wife: "Daughter has been found; she's a notorious bandit." Song Chuyi thought the matter was over once the family was reunited, but she discovered that this whole family was ruthless. Her mother was incredibly strong, her grandmother had once broken down a city gate with a single blow, and her grandfather had been granted the title of Grand General and Prince. She finally understood: this wasn't something cultivated later in life; it was the bloodline of bandits, a genuine family tradition.

2. 252 我 I’m Rewriting the Script of a Tragic Novel: Change One Word and the Whole Cast Gets Humiliated 我在虐文改剧本，改一字全员社死 A Hint of Warmth in Early Summer浅夏微暖Modern Romance64k WordsOngoing [Absurd Comedy]+ [Revenge in a Tragic Romance]+ [Text-Editing System]+ [Everyone Loses It] I transmigrated into a melodramatic tragedy and became the unlucky heroine: the domineering CEO tormented my heart, the scheming mistress smeared my name, and I even had to donate a kidney to save his white-moonlight love. Just as the scumbag was about to make me kneel in front of everyone, the [Literary Inquisition: Text-Editing System] came online Change a single character in a key plot point, and realit —Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 253 全 The Whole Wealthy Family Calls Me Wicked, but I'm Just Starving! 全豪门都说我恶毒，其实我饿肚！ Meow Stick喵棍棍Modern Romance332k WordsCompleted She opens her eyes to find that a starving illegitimate daughter has transmigrated into the body of a wicked supporting character, a fake heiress. All she wants to do is eat. The crown prince, who had been set on breaking off their engagement, turns into a lovesick fool and launches a full-on forced romance! The real heiress is furious! She vows to bury this deranged couple, one at the South Pole and the other at the North Pole! [Comedy + Madness + Fake Heiress + Lighthearted + Everyday Life + F 782Reads—Score—Shelves

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   It's hilarious! The female lead goes crazy, even a real heiress would be thrown off balance, and the male lead gets dragged into it too! [Laughing][laughing]

4. 254 系 System? Didn't I Just Bind to One? 系统？我不是刚刚绑定过了吗？ Eighty Great Mountains八十大山Eastern Fantasy350k WordsOngoing [Transmigration] [Dual Systems] [Multiple Heroines] [Hilarious and Absurd] Everyone else gets cheat powers from a single System. My two Systems spend every day fighting each other! Ye Ao transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation. His name happens to match the legendary online-game ID "Ye Ao, What Can You Do About It?", accidentally activating an online-game System. He thinks he is about to sweep across the immortal world with cheat powers all the way, but who could have guessed a whol 8.6kReads8.3Score821Shelves

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   A rather humorous and witty book

5. 255 不 Immortal Body: I Drink Paraquat Straight from the Bottle, and My Dream Girl Is Terrified! 不死之身，我拿百草枯当饮料对瓶吹，白月光吓哭了！ Ming Chou Er San Ya鸣稠二三呀10k WordsCompleted An immortal body? I chugged paraquat straight from the bottle like it was a drink, and my dream girl burst into tears! 1.7kReads—Score144Shelves

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   Doubao (a popular online personality) said it was great, especially the second book!

6. 256 刚 I Became My Imperial Father's Greatest Mouthpiece the Moment I Was Born 刚出生我就成了父皇的最强嘴替 Tomato Sauce That Loves Tea Leaves爱茶叶的番茄酱17k WordsCompleted I became my father's best mouthpiece the moment I was born 239Reads—Score103Shelves
7. 257 闺 My Best Friend Fell in Love with a Man-Bear 闺蜜爱上人面熊 Curry Crab Roe咖喱蟹蟹子12k WordsCompleted My Best Friend Fell in Love with a Human-Faced Bear 689Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 258 师 Master, Aren’t You Supposed to Be Evil? Why Are You So Softhearted? Watch Me Use People as Firecrackers 师傅你不魔道吗？怎么这般心慈手软，看我把人当摔炮玩 Ming Chou Er San Ya鸣稠二三呀11k WordsCompleted Master, aren’t you supposed to be demonic? Why are you so soft-hearted? Watch me use people as firecrackers 12Reads—Score190Shelves
9. 259 手 The Surgery Failed and the Patient Died, So I Brought His Dream Girl Back to Life! 手术失败，患者没活，我给患者的白月光整个活！ Ming Chou Er San Ya鸣稠二三呀10k WordsCompleted The surgery failed and the patient didn't make it, so I gave the patient's dream girl a new lease on life! 277Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 260 都 The Madman of the City: The Crazier I Get, the Stronger I Become 都市癫公，越癫越强 Going Downstairs to Buy Groceries下楼买菜Urban166k WordsOngoing Publicly humiliated by his gold-digging girlfriend, overworked office drone Cao Yang unexpectedly activates the Crazy Guy System. The crazier he acts, the stronger he gets! “Ding! Do the finger dance with a client in the CEO’s office, reward: one Porsche Panamera!” “Ding! Replace your first love’s wedding candy with antiviral herbal medicine, reward: god-tier medical skills!” “Ding! Slap your boss at the company’s annual party, reward: a hundred-billion-yuan conglomerate!” From then on, Cao 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book is quite interesting.

11. 261 身 Everyone Around Me Is a Liability. How Am I Supposed to Cultivate? 身边全是坑货，让我怎么修仙 Only Star in the Azure Sea苍海只星Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing “You bastard! I just won five million, and before I could even enjoy it, you blew my head off. What, you killed me and now you want to share my body? What about my money? My wife? You want it all? You son of a, ” A shameless protagonist, teammates who are a pain in the ass, unlucky enemies, and a mysterious world. Bai Jian picks up a minor character who even sabotages himself, then stages one hilarious and absurd adventure after another in a wondrous cultivation world, gradually uncovering its g 704Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Two bookshelves, a book review, and a happy day. Purely original, lots of fun. Singing to the moon, what is life all about? The road is long and arduous, my heart is perplexed, I ask the heavens, the heavens are silent, my heart is filled with sorrow. High mountains and treacherous roads, blood stains my robes, deep seas and turbulent waves, I am displaced, but my heart's pursuit of the Way remains undeterred by wind and rain. Beautiful landscapes, I discard them like worn-out shoes, beautiful women, I avoid them like the plague, but my heart's pursuit of the Way remains steadfast. My parents are old and gray, I am powerless to fulfill my filial duties, separated from my wife and children, I cannot enjoy family life, but my heart's pursuit of the Way remains unchanged even in death. I raise my sword to question the heavens! Where does a thousand years of cultivation ultimately lead? Fate is impermanent, where can the soul return? Let us raise a cup and drink a pot of wine, my heart still points to the heavens!

12. 262 新 After Our Wedding-Night Divorce, the God of War Prince Goes Mad Chasing Me 新婚夜和离后，战神王爷追疯了 Listening To Rain At Star Pond星池听雨Ancient Romance361k WordsCompleted [Hilarious power fantasy + ancient setting + transmigration + romance + sweet doting love + pocket dimension + both reborn + cultivation] Special agent Chu Zhaoning transmigrates, and things get downright absurd! Before she can even open her eyes, a masked bastard ambushes her from behind. She flies into a rage, and the consequences are serious. Without another word, she unleashes the secret move she has treasured for years: tickling his armpits. But the bastard is no pushover! Chu Zhaoning give 9.1kReads8.4Score1kShelves

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    Hilarious and exhilarating read, highly recommended.

13. 263 反 The Villainess Is Determined to Die 反派女配一心求死 It's Kitty Xiaoqi猫小柒呀Ancient Romance161k WordsOngoing (Hilarious and ridiculous + everyone adores the heroine + invincible + reformed villain + absurd luck + desperately wants to die) One day, Jiang Yao transmigrates into a book as a villainous supporting character and awakens a System. Once she dies, she'll become invincible across the Three Realms. So she starts trying every way she can to get herself killed. She mixes the ashes of ancient demon beasts into her rice, drives the Nine Dragon Coffin of the Human Emperor in a hearse drift, and dances 22Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The group's darling is hilarious, and he's invincible in cultivation.

14. 264 修 The Cultivation World’s Top Health Supplement Saleswoman: Getting Rich by Conning Ascension-Stage Masters 修仙界保健品销冠：靠忽悠化神大佬爆赚飞升 User20367194用户2036719430k WordsCompleted The Cultivation World's Top-Selling Health Supplement Mogul: Making a Fortune by Fooling Nascent Divinity Experts into Ascending —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    All are silly and funny articles

15. 265 亡 The Necromancer and His Skeleton Boy Band 亡灵法师与他的骨架男团 User20367194用户2036719418k WordsCompleted The Necromancer and His Skeleton Boy Band —Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 266 老 The Patriarch’s Wedding Night: Five Thousand Disciples Turn Gray Overnight 老祖洞房，全宗五千人一夜白头 User20367194用户2036719410k WordsCompleted The Patriarch's Wedding Night: Five Thousand Members of the Sect Turn Gray-Haired Overnight —Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 267 修 The Self-Cultivation of the Cultivation World’s Top Paparazzo 修仙界第一狗仔的自我修养 User20367194用户2036719418k WordsCompleted The Self-Cultivation of the Cultivation World's Top Paparazzo —Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 268 只 If I Have No Shame, Ascension Is Just Around the Corner 只要我不要脸，飞升指日可待 Fortune Cat發财猫猫Eastern Fantasy229k WordsOngoing System + absurd comedy + invincible, mortifyingly embarrassing antics After transmigrating to the cultivation world, everyone else meditates, comprehends the Dao, and bitterly cultivates for ten thousand years. I, Hao Xian, get bound to a ridiculously unscrupulous System that trades public humiliation for merit! The System shop lists only the names of its wares, never what they do. Before buying: What a bargain! After buying: I want to die. Spirit-Gathering Pill? Makes you fart all day. Ligh 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is a hilarious cultivation novel where the protagonist is bound to a ridiculous system. He has to embarrass himself to earn merit points, but the pills and cultivation techniques he exchanges all have unknown side effects. His "Graceful Step" is accompanied by a children's song, his "Lightness Talisman" instantly turns into ballet, and a martial arts competition turns into a children's arts performance. It's so funny it'll make your head fall off from laughing.

19. 269 夭 Oh No, Animals Have Killed Me 12 Times 夭寿了，我被动物杀了12次 User20367194用户2036719418k WordsCompleted Disaster! I've Been Killed by Animals 12 Times 1Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 270 学 Master Math and Science, Fear No Road: A Struggling Student’s Overwhelming Advantage in Another World 学好数理化走天下都不怕-学渣降维打击异世界 User20367194用户2036719421k WordsCompleted Master Math and Science, and You Can Go Anywhere Without Fear: A Struggling Student Dominates Another World with Superior Knowledge 1Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 271 全 Everyone in the World Has a Golden Finger Except Me 全世界都有金手指，只有我没有 User20367194用户2036719422k WordsCompleted Everyone in the World Has a Golden Finger Except Me 2Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 272 别 While Everyone Else Awakens Powers, I Collect Chinese Characters 别人觉醒能力，我在收集汉字 User20367194用户2036719438k WordsCompleted Everyone Else Awakens Powers. I Collect Chinese Characters 2Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 273 水 The Water Margin Staffing Plan: Hilarious Records from the Liangshan Simulation Training Base 水浒编制：梁山模拟演练基地爆笑实录 User20367194用户20367194Male-Channel Fanfiction23k WordsCompleted The Water Margin Roster: Hilarious True Stories from the Liangshan Simulation Training Base —Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 274 广 Square-Dancing Auntie: Scavenging in Another World, Even the Gods Make Way 广场舞大妈：异界捡破烂，诸神靠边站 User20367194用户2036719418k WordsCompleted Square Dance Aunties: Scavenging in Another World, Even the Gods Give Way 5Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 275 重 Reborn with a Goofy System, I Punish Every Bully at School 重生后我用沙雕系统制裁全校恶人 User20367194用户203671948k WordsCompleted Reborn, I Use a Ridiculous System to Punish the Villains at School 2Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 276 小 Sketch Comedy: Returning Home for New Year, the System Helps an Honest Man 小品：过年返乡，系统来帮老实人 Cai Yinjian蔡隐剑Urban415k WordsCompleted Slow-Burn Power Fantasy + Family and Neighborhood Life + Hilarious Dialogue + Goofy System + Multiple Female Supporting Characters + No Forced Showing Off or Face-Slapping What kinds of oddballs and strange things might an honest man with a System run into when he goes home to Northeast China for the New Year? This isn’t an outrageous System power fantasy so much as a collection of Northeast China skits about everyday family life. Bring your brain for a good time, or leave it behind for an even 461Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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    Try this, a slow-paced, humorous story about everyday life.

27. 277 郡 The County Princess Is Shameless, and the Prince Is Thickheaded 郡主缺德，王爷缺心眼 Rockhead磐石头Ancient Romance569k WordsOngoing Goofy comedy x a touch of ensemble cast x transmigration x romance, with a devoted couple and a happy ending. There's a System, but it's not much use. Shen Zhiwei, an overworked office worker who died suddenly on the job, transmigrated into the body of Princess Jinghe of the Dayin dynasty. Xiao Jingyi, a rich kid who passed out drunk after a party, woke up as Prince Duan of Dayin. The two somehow got bound to a useless System. No, wait, it's the Sincere Wishes Come True System. As they completed 278Reads—Score103Shelves
28. 278 让 You Were Told to Investiture the Gods, Not Start an Industrial Revolution 让你封神，没让你玩工业革命 A Boat Tethering the Moon浮舟系月Eastern Fantasy666k WordsOngoing After transmigrating into Jiang Ziya, he finds himself facing a divorce ultimatum from his seventy-two-year-old wife right from the start? No problem. He promptly hands her a “Divorce Compensation Agreement” and sends her packing with nothing! Faced with a cataclysmic Investiture of the Gods, where sages make empty promises and immortals and gods fight among themselves, Jiang Ziya awakens the “Wage Slave System” and declares: Don't talk to me about fate. Let's do something big first! Making stee 106Reads7.6Score—Shelves

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    A corporate slave's soul transmigrates into the body of Jiang Ziya, only to be forced into a divorce by his wife at the start! He inherits the legacy of the military strategist, instantly transforming from an old man into a handsome middle-aged man! What?! King Wen becomes his driver?! A female general becomes his fangirl?! Officials work 996 hours a day?! Nezha becomes a city management officer... Every chapter is hilarious!

29. 279 重 Reborn: I Rely on the System to Drift Through City Life 重生之我靠系统在都市当咸鱼 Xiaoxin Loves to Play小新爱玩Urban180k WordsCompleted When a couch potato is forced to become a winner in life, this System has to be a comedian! Lin Mo, an overworked office drone, is reborn at the age of twenty and accidentally binds himself to the [Strongest Couch Potato Performance Art System]. He just wants to lie flat and laze around, but the System forces him to “die in spectacularly ridiculous ways.” He shouts “I'm a couch potato!” at the whole school's flag-raising ceremony and conquers the plaza with broadcast exercises. He performs a “so —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Comedy performance art master

30. 280 穿 I Transmigrated Three Times! Now I’m in a Crossover World to Find a Wife! 穿越三回！回综漫找婆娘！ EMO MelonEMO瓜Anime Fanfiction254k WordsOngoing [Slice of life] [Features Shin-chan, Conan, My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU, Kaguya-sama, and Komi] [One heroine] An unfeeling Dao genius, the rarest talent in the wonderful and miraculous sect in a thousand years. After graduating from the Unfeeling Dao, he transmigrated back to his original timeline, only to find everything was so different. Hey, what gives? Li Ke: “Top graduate of the Unfeeling Dao, the Great Love Immortal Venerable is here!!!” Komi Shoko: [I like you.] Conan: “Li Ke really is. 125Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is a funny everyday story. You can check it out.

31. 281 京 The Tide Between Beijing and Hong Kong 京港澜渡 A Book Worth a Fortune一本千万利Modern Romance631k WordsOngoing [The rating just opened, slowly climbing] [Hong Kong old-money style vs. Beijing political circles] [Intrigue and covert battles among the wealthy] [High-IQ business and romance] [Slow burn, not a fast-paced power fantasy; feel free to skip chapters] Four pairs of hunters, four hunts. The rain pours over Hong Kong. Come enjoy a TVB-style romance, business-war, and suspense drama! Sweet nothings go beyond “Stay a little longer” and “I adore you” to include “I’m crazy about you.” Duplicity is the 8.1kReads8.9Score740Shelves

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    Variety Entertainment Circle

32. 282 社 The More I Embarrass Myself, the Stronger I Get: I Strike Back by Calling Down Lightning to Annihilate the Ghost King 社死就变强，我反手引雷灭诡王 A Billion Laughs in the Mortal World亿笑红尘Urban277k WordsCompleted After eighteen years of hard study, all I wanted was to attend college quietly. I never expected the System to choose me. From the start, I had to perform a “Thunder-Summoning Ritual” in front of three thousand people. Chen Xuan, an ordinary first-year clinical medicine student, clutched a broken mop handle. Facing eerie ghostly shadows reaching out from the screen, he had just one thing to say: “Everyone, don’t panic. The thunder hasn’t arrived because I haven’t finished calling it yet!” From a 32Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is hilarious! Your mom will definitely call you crazy! I'm dying of laughter! It's so funny, I'm laughing my head off! I've watched it three times in one night!!!

33. 283 比 A Beagle Nanny Crashes a Rich Family’s Messy Drama and Turns the Whole Family Upside Down 比格保姆乱入豪门狗血，创翻全家 Glazed Hues and Misty Rain釉色烟雨Modern Romance826k WordsCompleted [An Energetic, Half-Baked Mind-Reading Heroine x A Gentle, Insecure, Self-Controlled Hero; Modern-Day Fantasy + Wealthy-Family Melodrama + Utterly Unhinged + Unconventional Face-Slapping and Scumbag-Bashing + Salvation Through Persecution + Joy That Turns Everyone's World Upside Down] “Kiddo, you should know that after the founding of the country, no one is allowed to become a spirit.” That one sentence finally convinced Lu Ye that she and her mother weren't alike: she was a plain old human. Her 596Reads—Score102Shelves

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    A silly, melodramatic, and absurd slice-of-life story featuring a female protagonist who creates various characters; already completed.

34. 284 允 The Gear That's Allowed to Stop 允许停摆的齿轮 A Brush Writes All Under Heaven指笔画天下6k WordsCompleted Gears Allowed to Stop —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    You can take a look.

35. 285 想 Want to Fetch the Scriptures? I Won't Approve It! 想取经？朕不批！ A Brush Writes All Under Heaven指笔画天下Eastern Fantasy381k WordsCompleted On the night his soul perished at Spirit Mountain, the Great Sage awoke on the Dragon Throne. The five-hundred-year journey west was nothing but a carefully crafted Buddhist con. He slew demons and vanquished monsters to protect the scriptures, only to end up utterly destroyed, body and soul. When he opens his eyes again, the defiant stone monkey has become the Tang emperor Li Shimin, clad in imperial robes and ruling over the realm. Before him stretches the vast Tang Empire; behind him lies a s —Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 286 娱 Showbiz: My Skills Are So Criminal, Yang Mi Rushed Out in the Middle of the Night to Bail Me Out 娱乐：技能太刑，杨蜜连夜去捞人 Ji Bai Nan暨白南Urban386k WordsCompleted [Ding! Beginner’s mystery-box gift pack: Lockpicking Mastery +1] He picks a top-grade universal lock in three seconds, and the livestream chat instantly floods with comments: “This guy just crouched down, and the lock surrendered!” The next day’s mystery box: Mastery of banquets for weddings and funerals! The moment the gas stove fires up, the whole village is crying and calling for Mom. A police officer shows up holding braised pork: “Xiao Su, the station needs a cook. We’ve got plenty of comme 3kReads6.5Score203Shelves
37. 287 综 Anime Crossover: You Call This Everyday Life? 综漫：你管这叫日常 Yucun Has No Lotus雨村没有莲Anime Fanfiction207k WordsOngoing [Grand Blue] I’m Amamura Ren, impossibly handsome, with two different-colored eyes, and all I want is a quiet life. But my daily life has never been normal. A girl admired by all, a silent princess, a bunny-girl upperclassman... Women with all kinds of personalities keep barging into my world, one after another. I thought I could handle them all with ease. Until the night everything went wrong. She leaned close to my ear. Her breath was warm, but her words sent a chill down my spine. “I hat 228Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 288 邻 The Neighboring Auntie Sent a Good Morning Sticker, and I Was Killed by a Maniac Ten Thousand Times 邻居大妈发个早安表情包，我被变态杀了一万次 Dreams Layered Like Light Clouds轻云叠梦19k WordsCompleted My neighbor sent me a good-morning sticker, and a psycho killed me ten thousand times 40Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Not only is it hilarious and silly, but it also has suspense and plot twists.

39. 289 反 Reverse Lucky Charm: The More Miserable I Am, the More Heaven Rewards Me 反向锦鲤：只要我够惨，老天就赏饭 Dreams Layered Like Light Clouds轻云叠梦20k WordsCompleted Reverse Good Fortune: The More Miserable I Am, the More Heaven Rewards Me 59Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 290 相 My Blind Date Bit Me, Then Got Drunk on Sugar 相亲对象咬了我一口后，她醉糖了 Dreams Layered Like Light Clouds轻云叠梦18k WordsCompleted After my blind date bit me, she got drunk on sugar 335Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 291 我 My Wealthy Wife Survives by Sucking the Work Vibes Out of Me 我的豪门老婆靠吸我的班味儿续命 Dreams Layered Like Light Clouds轻云叠梦15k WordsCompleted My Rich Wife Stays Alive by Sucking the Office Vibe Out of Me 3Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 292 天 The Heavenly Dao Is a Shoddy Operation, and I Just Sounded the Suona 天道是个草台班子，而我刚刚吹响了唢呐 Dreams Layered Like Light Clouds轻云叠梦21k WordsCompleted The Heavenly Dao is a ramshackle operation, and I just blew the suona 9Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 293 教 Professor, Be Good and Lower Your Head. Let Me Suck Your Yang Energy 教授乖低个头，让我吸吸阳气 Author Hua Zhixiu作者花之秀Modern Romance176k WordsCompleted (A hilarious, wildly imaginative sweet romance. Don't forget to read the extras!) Help! She wants to stay alive, so she sucks up yang energy like crazy every month on the fifteenth, but everyone thinks she's mentally ill. And yet the only person who can save her is the cold professor Ou Tianrui. In the emergency room, Wu Ke'er was barely clinging to life. “Hurry up and touch me. I have to get back to class,” Ou Tianrui urged. What a good man! Wu Ke'er instantly felt a steady stream of yang energ 230Reads7.2Score—Shelves

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    I highly recommend this hilarious, laugh-out-loud romance novel! It's a completed short story that you can finish in half a day. The female lead is a college student whose ancestors were ancient witches. She has a strange illness that requires her to absorb yang energy on the fifteenth of each month, but the only one who can save her is the aloof and domineering professor, Ou, who always seems to be trying to win her over. Thus, a series of hilarious scenes unfold, from the starving girl swooning over the domineering professor to the sweet and innocent girl. It's incredibly sweet, romantic, and laugh-out-loud funny—you'll laugh until your abs hurt and your face splits open! [What?]

44. 294 满 Riddled with Ailments, I Make the Top Streamer Cry from the Start 满身顽疾，开局坑哭榜一 Fragrance Lingers at Midnight子夜留香Urban80k WordsOngoing After I was reborn, I inherited a whole family's worth of chronic illnesses. Hemorrhoids are S-rank, athlete's foot is A-rank, and migraines are SSR. The top-ranked fighter smirked as he blocked the door. A System pop-up appeared: Malice detected. Exchange ailments? The strongest man in school clutched his backside and crouched on the arena. I pulled over a stool and took out some melon seeds. “Hemorrhoids are no fun when they flare up. I warned you!” At the provincial tournament, a reversal of 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's pretty funny.

45. 295 别 Stop Saving Her, the Princess Consort Is Determined to Get Herself Killed 别救了，王妃一心要作死 Snowball Cub雪球崽Ancient Romance389k WordsCompleted Ye Zhiyi transmigrated, becoming a despised princess who had been married off as a substitute! But Ye Zhiyi had no desire to be a princess. All she wanted was to find a reasonable way to die as soon as possible so she could return and inherit her trillion-yuan fortune! So she set out on a never-ending path of courting death! She jumped into a lake to die? The prince turned around and had the lake filled in. She provoked a powerful minister? He promptly sent over three carts of supplements. She t 2.5kReads—Score246Shelves

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    A lighthearted and funny female lead who doesn't get bogged down in internal conflicts.

46. 296 道 Fellow Daoist, Is Your Cultivation Really Legit? 道友，你修的这是正经仙吗 Ah Qian'er啊钱儿Urban326k WordsOngoing Protagonist: Lu Sheng [Lighthearted + funny + absurd + nontraditional cultivation + slow burn] This is primarily a funny, cheerful story with no CP and a slightly slower pace. Read at your own discretion. While selling books, the protagonist Lu Sheng was accidentally knocked unconscious by a rather unorthodox cultivation manual. Little did he know that the manual contained a book spirit from the cultivation world, which forcibly bound itself to him and set him on his path of cultivation. “I can 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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47. 297 我 I Really Just Want to Slack Off! Why Are You Pushing Me to the Top? 我真的只想摆烂！为啥推我上巅峰 Crossing Spring Winds Alone自渡春风Eastern Fantasy292k WordsOngoing [Transmigration + imaginative cultivation fantasy + mindless fun] Luo Fei transmigrated into a fantasy world and wanted nothing more than to be a lazy odd-job disciple at a sect, lying flat and sunbathing every day. But every time he tried, he ended up doing the exact opposite, stopping time! He had no idea that his rusty iron sword was actually an ancient divine weapon! Every time he swung it, time stopped and his movements dodged attacks. To everyone else, it looked like “the sword dao made ma 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I wanted to see the protagonist want to give up, but was pushed to the forefront of the controversy. The protagonist had a lot of grievances he couldn't express! He was cursing in his heart! I was laughing so hard!

48. 298 末 On the Day of the Apocalypse, a Six-Foot-Tall Man-Mom Fell from the Sky 末日那天，天上掉下来一个一米九的男妈妈 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚8k WordsCompleted On the Day of the Apocalypse, a Six-Foot-Two Mama-Boy Fell from the Sky 36Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The plot is fast-paced, packed with laughs, entertaining, and addictive.

49. 299 一 A Hundred Million to Buy My Man? 一万两想买我男人？ Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted Ten thousand taels for my man? 33Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Sweet Romance, Hilarious, Twist-Twist] My husband is the most famous carpenter in the capital. He's handsome and skilled, but he attracts too many women. One female customer drives a Mercedes and lives in a mansion, and she immediately asked for 10,000 taels of silver to buy him as her husband's son-in-law. Before I could even speak, my husband jumped up: "I'm not for sale! I belong to my wife in this life and the next!"

50. 300 五 The Boyfriend I Rented for 500 Yuan Is My Boss’s Brother 五百块租来的男友，是我老板的哥哥 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The Boyfriend I Rented for 500 Yuan Is My Boss's Older Brother 1.7kReads—Score—Shelves

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