#FunnyCultivation Novels to Save for Winter Break 👀 #修仙搞笑 打算存点小说到寒假看👀

1. 1 小 My Junior Sister Doesn’t Do Sentimental Speeches, She Slaps People 小师妹不爱煽情，爱扇人 Jian Xi简兮Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [A small ensemble cast + romance] After transmigrating into a book, Lin Yun becomes a cannon-fodder female character in the cultivation world, destined for a gruesome death. She lives by the principle that she’d rather starve, freeze, work herself to death, choke, fall, drown, burn, get electrocuted, hang herself, die of illness, grow old, or die laughing than be killed by someone else. So she keeps her distance from the heroine, joins a minor sect, and lies flat! Things don’t go according to pl 15.1kReads9.2Score1.9kShelves

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   Both of these books are very good-looking, with a lot of funny moments in them, but the heroine is very strong and very good-looking. I highly recommend them.

2. 2 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 212.7kReads9.6Score22.9kShelves
3. 3 师 My Junior Sister Is a Black-Hearted Lotus Who Cares Only About Money 师妹是朵黑心莲，莫得感情只认钱 Runaway Little Elk在逃小糜鹿Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted When other people transmigrate into a book, they end up in either a battlefield of romantic rivals or a scene of regret and desperate reconciliation. Lu Youyou, on the other hand, lands in the ultimate cheating scandal!!! The aloof, celibate eldest senior brother: You’ll find someone better someday. Lu Youyou: I can’t even keep someone like you. Where am I supposed to find better? The wickedly charming second senior brother: She needs me more than you do. Lu Youyou: Needs you to wear mourning cl 9kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves

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   The first one is very, very, very funny, but I'm not sure about the second one. You can give it a try. ₍˄·͈༝·͈˄*₎◞ ̑̑

4. 4 我 My Junior Sister Is Delicate and Frail, How Could She Be the Great Demon Lord? 我家师妹身娇体弱，怎会是大魔头 Delicate and Soft身娇体软Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted # Original Title: My Junior Sister Is Delicate and Frail, How Could She Be the Great Demon Lord? # Romance Title: The Tsundere Demon God's Training Manual # Also Known As: Is Our Sect Full of Evil Cultivators? Then I Won't Pretend Either Feng Ci transmigrated into a cultivation novel as the good-for-nothing daughter of a sect leader. After her parents, the sect leader and his wife, both died, her fiancé and the sect elders tried to seize her life-extending treasure, the Biluozhu, for a genius wi 60.9kReads9.3Score11.9kShelves
5. 5 恶 The Wicked Junior Sister Won't Reform, So She Wreaks Havoc on Everyone in the Sect 恶毒师妹不洗白在宗门创死所有人 Jiu Yue Yu久月鱼Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Publication deal signed] Jiang Que transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the vicious female supporting character, doomed to a tragic fate and destined to be nothing but a foil for the heroine. The heroine is aloof and otherworldly, while Jiang Que is just a woman; the heroine is blessed with extraordinary talent, while Jiang Que has only her life to lose; the heroine has suitors everywhere, while Jiang Que has never even held a man's hand. Even worse, the day she transmigrates into the bo 66.8kReads9.4Score8.6kShelves

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   This book is super nice

6. 6 全 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗，小师妹是真狗 Holding Hands by the Fire执手烟火Ancient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 196kReads9.5Score26.1kShelves

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   These books almost made me laugh to death

7. 7 堕 After Falling to Demondom, the Female Villain Boss Gives Up and Does Nothing 堕魔后，反派头子她摆烂不干了 Oil Cat Pancake油猫饼Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing (Main story complete, bonus chapters ongoing) [Ensemble cultivation cast + goofy comedy + play the pig to eat the tiger] She's transmigrated into a book as a demonic cultivator villain, and from the start she's saddled with a cheating scandal and a death squad. What should she do? Song Xi: “Can't beat them today. I'll stab the other man and make a run for it.” After one spectacularly reckless stunt, she gets hauled straight back to the sect that specializes in catching demonic cultivators. Song 1.3kReads9.3Score248Shelves
8. 8 惊 Shocking! The Holy Sons and Daughters Are All So Awful 惊！圣子圣女们竟然都缺德 Angry Hippo愤怒的河马Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Absurd humor and memes + no romance + laugh-out-loud comedy + ensemble cast] With a loud crash from the heavens, Chun Jin met her end on the spot. Dying was bad enough, but then she transmigrated into a book, and not only that, she became a character everyone hated! As the saying goes, a doting older brother spoils his little sister. In the original story, Chun Hanwen was the unluckiest guy around. Even a dog would have left its mark on him. But a joke should never be made at a person's expe 57.7kReads9.3Score9.3kShelves
9. 9 签 A Century of Sign-Ins, Invincible Under Heaven! 签到百年，我举世无敌！ Wu Yiyun勿亦云Eastern Fantasy5.7M WordsOngoing Chu Jing transmigrates to a vast world ruled by martial artists and becomes a mere servant in the Chu household. Just as he's anxiously struggling to get by, a sign-in System arrives. Sign in at the servants' quarters and receive the Bone-Melting Cotton Palm. Sign in at the library and receive the Dragon-Elephant Body Tempering Art. Sign in at the Cave of Life and Death and receive the Nine Suns Divine Art! With the mindset of “I won't step into the world until I'm invincible,” Chu Jing quie 234Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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   You can read these three books

10. 10 西 Journey to the West: I Clock In at the Heavenly Court and Rise from Gatekeeper to Big Shot 西游：天庭打卡，我从门卫成大佬 Snow Mountain Atractylodes雪山白术Eastern Fantasy5.1M WordsOngoing “Your Majesty, this is terrible! All our Heavenly Soldiers and Generals have been beaten down! Sun Wukong is coming for us!” “Your Majesty, there’s been a turn of events! Chu Hao, the Prison God of the Three Realms, is beating Sun Wukong to a pulp. He’s even crushed the other Demon Kings!” “Your Majesty, the Prison God suddenly stopped... He’s run off!” The Jade Emperor excitedly slapped the imperial carriage. “What happened?” “It’s the hour of the Rooster, Your Majesty.” “He... clocked out...” 1.3kReads6.1Score164Shelves
11. 11 诸 Myriad Worlds: Starting by Marrying Palace Mistress Yaoyue 诸天：从迎娶邀月宫主开始 Jin Zi Chen金紫辰Eastern Fantasy3.2M WordsCompleted In a comprehensive martial arts world, Song Xuan is a sword-wielding god of slaughter who has killed a million people and can send the emperor to his watery grave at any moment. In a vast immortal-hero world, Song Xuan is the Xuantian Dao Ancestor, who teaches the Dao and keeps the rulers of seven destiny-blessed dynasties so thoroughly suppressed they dare not raise their heads. Across the primordial heavens and universes, Song Xuan splits the myriad worlds with one sword. Mythical Daluo in his 120.1kReads9.0Score8.1kShelves
12. 12 魔 The Demon Venerable Is Ill, and His Master Is Everyone’s Favorite 魔尊有疾，师尊是个万人迷 Two Shadows Over Qingxun双影照清浔Two Male Leads294k WordsCompleted [Dual Male Leads + Transmigrate into a Book + Hilarious + Both Pure, 1v1 + Happy Ending] The Demon Venerable has an ailment: an irregular heartbeat. His master is irresistible to everyone, and his charm seems to rub off on those around him. After dying, modern-day playboy Hua Ziliu transmigrates into a novel about an irresistible heartthrob, becoming the Demon Venerable, the third male lead. Though he’s the strongest character in the book, Hua Ziliu wouldn’t even dare kill a chicken. On the thir 900Reads9.3Score180Shelves
13. 13 重 Reborn, I Take on the Heavens and Earth and Torment the Entire Cultivation World 重生后我怼天怼地虐全修仙界 Withdrawn from the World避世出尘Two Male Leads259k WordsCompleted [The comic is now available on Kuaikan] A story in the same series as The Villain Is Being Forced to Reform Again Xie Jincheng spent his whole life being a self-sacrificing do-gooder, only to end up abandoned by everyone and meet a tragic end. Reborn, Xie Jincheng declared, “As long as my heart, liver, spleen, and lungs are all rotten through, no one can torment me. I'll be the one tormenting everyone else!” To his hypocritical senior brother: “The way you put on an act is disgusting. Get lost!” 142Reads8.2Score—Shelves
14. 14 修 Everyone in the Cultivation World Is a Yandere Except Me 修真界除我之外，全员病娇 An Old Friend Comes Stomping Over the Bricks我有故人踏砖来Two Male Leads127k WordsCompleted [Two male leads + everyone is a deranged mess in a romantic battlefield, with bizarre plotlines and warped characters] As a senior brother in the high-risk profession of cultivation, Shen Ye also wants to know why, after dedicating himself to the Sword Sect for twenty years, he grew a flower one day only to discover that the lotus he’d casually planted in a vat had not only turned into a person, but a yandere as well. As the plot spirals out of control, his master, who cultivates the Heartless D 960Reads8.6Score115Shelves
15. 15 慌 Wait! Can Even a Gloomy Psycho Be Locked Away? 慌！阴郁疯批也会被关小黑屋吗？ Young Master Jue公子珏Two Male Leads529k WordsCompleted Good news: Mu Jin died. Bad news: He came back to life. As a little menace everyone hated, when the System bound him, Mu Jin asked just one question: “Will I get enough to eat?” The System waved a grand hand. “Don't worry! You'll get all you can eat!” So, in order to eat nine meals a day, Mu Jin picked up his gloomy, unhinged cannon-fodder script. Watching the beloved, universally adored protagonist, he played the gloomy childhood friend, following them around, taking photos, and sending texts 3kReads9.3Score332Shelves
16. 16 满 My Sect Is Full of Hidden Dragons and Young Phoenixes, but My Junior Sister Is the Best of Them All 满宗卧龙凤雏，师妹她是个中翘楚 Bei Ji'an Liang北季安凉Ancient Romance3.2M WordsCompleted What should you do if you accidentally become the senior sister who serves as a stepping stone for the female lead in a novel? Gu Xia is in a complicated mood after from the start receiving a wonderful package deal: a huge drop in cultivation and a blind master who plays favorites. There’s no way she’s going to admit she did anything wrong. She hands back her disciple token, dusts herself off, and heads down the mountain to find a new backer. Instead, she leaps straight to the top and joins the 23.4kReads9.0Score2.9kShelves

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    These are pretty

17. 17 全 The Whole Sect Has Cheats, and Senior Sister Keeps Them All Fed by Roasting Them 全宗开挂，大师姐她靠怼人奶全宗 love Lilove狸Ancient Romance2.2M WordsOngoing Some people are just asking for a verbal takedown! Lin Xiao, nicknamed Lin the Roaster, transmigrates into a novel about a woman adored by everyone, becoming its miserable senior disciple. Is she supposed to put up with that? Lin Xiao promptly roasts the white-lotus heroine until she passes out. From then on, Lin Xiao powers her way through life, launching into a cultivation-world career of “talking absolute nonsense.” Trying to guilt-trip her? Sorry, that only works if she has a conscience. Try 29.9kReads9.0Score3.4kShelves
18. 18 都 We’ve All Transmigrated into a Book, So Why Are You Still Exploiting Me, You Shameless Jerk? 都穿书了，你个不要脸的还压榨我 Qing Mubai卿慕白Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Completed [Transmigrate Into a Book + Everyone’s Favorite + Wacky Comedy + Unhinged] Su Ning transmigrates into a novel about a lovesick doormat, becoming the junior sister everyone bullies, even the dogs kicking her as they pass. On her first day in the book, she pulls down her fourth senior brother’s underwear. Su Ning silently pulls it back up for him. “Senior Brother, your legs are pretty pale. Where’d you get those prosthetics?” Life in the sect is rough. Everyone dislikes her and takes 8kReads8.7Score1.1kShelves
19. 19 夺 Steal Her Fortune? Are You Crazy? The Little Junior Sister Really Kills People! 夺她气运？疯啦，小师妹她真嘎人 Wisteria Weaves Dreams藤萝织梦Ancient Romance1.5M WordsOngoing [Strong female lead + power-up progression + lighthearted + absurd comedy + no romance + punishing scumbags + getting even + defying fate] Jiu Li transmigrated into a cultivation novel about a fake heiress and a universally adored heroine, becoming the hapless tool whose fortune and bloodline would be stolen to empower the heroine. Fake heiress: “I was born to be the darling of fortune. You’re all fit only to grovel at my feet.” Jiu Li: “Read. Done. Dead!” Male lead: (pops up) Jiu Li: “Assassina 7.2kReads8.8Score914Shelves
20. 20 什 So What If I Lack Morals? I’m Already Number One in All of Jiuzhou 什么仙道天道？呵！我修的是杀道 Jiang Xiaoyan姜小言Ancient Romance3.3M WordsOngoing [Print edition out September 12 + refuses to look back + satisfying growth story + ensemble cast] In her past life, Wanwan died at the hands of her master and six senior brothers, pierced through the heart by seven swords and left without a whole body. Her master only loved her little junior sister, and her senior brothers only doted on her. When the little junior sister lost her Golden Core, they dug out Wanwan's to replace it. When the little junior sister was wronged, Ye Wanwan was made to su 162.8kReads9.4Score13.7kShelves
21. 21 小 The Little Junior Sister Guards Her Snacks: Mess With Her and She’ll Smack You with a Brick 小师妹护食，惹她就拿板砖拍你 Nangong Yunan南宫云雁Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Personal space + adored by everyone + no romance + silly junior sister] The village was in such dire straits that its nine residents couldn’t even afford a meal. To save the eight old-timers in the village, Jiang Xiaoxiao set out alone to find a way forward. What!!!!!!!! The worthless rock no one wanted in my family is actually a premium spirit stone? Seriously? And the wild plants and herbs growing all over our village are premium spirit herbs? Jiang Xiaoxiao suspected that the old folks in he 23.9kReads9.0Score2.1kShelves
22. 22 穿 I Transmigrated into a Cultivation Novel, but Is This Actually a Women's Romance?! 穿越修仙文，但是疑似女频？！ Chaivvvvv柴vvvvvEastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted [Cultivation, Ruthless Male Lead (Fourth Chapter Onward, He Starts Chopping, and Doesn’t Stop Until It’s Satisfying] He transmigrated into a cultivation world, but there was another soul inside his body. A woman! A lovesick, sweet little flower!!!!!!! And they had to take turns controlling the body every day. Shu Qiuqiao: I heard the protagonists in male-oriented novels kill people’s entire families at the drop of a hat and never bother with reason. Li Xia: That’s a complete slander! Who said th 34.1kReads9.2Score4.6kShelves

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    Tomato is a cool article! It's too high-spirited to have two souls to kill each other in the world of immortality. Who knows! Tomato's book "A male fan brother brings a female fan sister to fight through the world of immortality" directly makes the anti-routine fun and exciting. It is finished with 2.13 Million words and you can read it with ease. You can't stop at all! The male protagonist Li Xia is a pure male and a ruthless person. He believes that "if you don't kill people in the Mahayana period, your cultivation is in vain." The heroine Shu Qiuqiao is the "Cake Sister" who is well versed in female channel routines. In the early stage, she tried to use female channel logic to resolve the crisis. However, she was severely beaten by the cultivator and evolved at the speed of light. In the later stage, she directly asked, "You won't kill me?" The most amazing setting is two souls of the same body! The control of the body is exchanged regularly every day. When the male channel brother controls it, he outputs crazy output and cuts like crazy. After the female channel sister takes over, she relies on unlucky luck to make up for the damage. When they are divided, they are kings, and when they are combined, Li Xia is busy harmonizing the style of painting, making both funny and refreshing points fly. There is no bloody misunderstanding. From the collision of concepts to the compromise between two completely different souls, the sense of CP is directly filled. Everyone who knows this pair knows how delicious it is! The knifeless rhythm is soaring throughout the whole process, scientific cultivation of immortality + growth of two strong men, the passionate rush of male channels and the delicate interaction of female channels are perfectly integrated. Regardless of whether you are a male reader who loves refreshing articles or a female reader who likes to make fun of characters, you can read it with your eyes closed. 👉 Search the title of Tomato Novels and instantly unlock the joy of two souls fighting through the fairy world!

23. 23 满 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 301.2kReads9.6Score32kShelves

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    The storyline is exciting, light-hearted and funny without being cowardly. The young man is energetic and powerful and is worth collecting.

24. 24 废 The Useless Spirit Supporter: I’d Rather Die Than Dig Up Wild Vegetables 废材辅灵师：打死也不挖野菜 Pepper Monkey花椒猴Ancient Romance820k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + Otherworldly Continent + Hunting and Farming + Alchemy + Crafting] If talent falls short, good fortune can make up the difference. On the Continent of Shifeng, a year has three seasons: the warm season, the flood season, and the cold season. There are twenty-four months in a year. Men awaken as Martial Spirit Masters and hunt strange beasts; women awaken as Support Spirit Masters and practice alchemy, crafting, and farming. After transmigrating into the body of a useless you 50.7kReads9.3Score5.2kShelves
25. 25 地 The Mad Little Junior Sister from the Underworld Takes Her Sect on a Wild Ride 地府来的疯批师妹，带宗门狂上天 Jiang Ajiangjiang姜啊姜姜Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Everyone’s darling + all-around heroine + golden finger + ensemble cast + funny and lighthearted + no romance + steady power progression + face-slapping and punishing scumbags (I'm saving up bonus chapters and will update them after I level up. The author is crying her eyes out (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)) He Miaomiao is a junior clerk at the Underworld’s Mountain Spirits and Monsters Management Department. Her motto: Love every job except the one you’re actually paid to do. After being bullied at work in the Un 17.3kReads8.8Score3.6kShelves

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