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  1. 1 What Are You Looking At? Never Seen a Goose Cultivate Before? 看啥看没看过大鹅修仙啊 Ancient Romance818k WordsOngoing System, protagonist isn’t human, lighthearted comedy, no romance, villain protagonist, doesn’t play by the rules, golden finger. An ordinary wage slave from the modern world falls through a manhole cover right before the New Year and transmigrates into the body of a goose in the cultivation world. Bound to a System that seems a lot like a pyramid scheme, the goose embarks on a socially anxious journey that terrifies society. “Are you tired of training your hardest and still failing to level up? 6kReads8.8Score706Shelves
  2. 2 I Read the Gossip in Court, So Why Are You All Losing It? 我在朝堂吃瓜,你们怎么都破防了 Ancient Romance310k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Gossip + Absurd Comedy] The first thing Song Tingzhi did after transmigrating was forget her roots. The second was get carried away and push her luck. She thought she was doing pretty well. At the same time, she got a gossip System, and it even had a people-pleasing personality. But nobody told her that everyone could hear her thoughts!? [Shocking: The Grand Tutor actually enjoys immersing himself in the smell of feet.] Everyone: Smelling feet is one thing, but 2.7kReads7.8Score295Shelves
  3. 3 Run! The Shameless Junior Sister of the Carefree Sect Is Out! 快跑!逍遥宗缺德小师妹出门了! Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing Wait, don't go! The rating just came out! [No romance, shameless heroine, strongest spiritual root, wish-fulfillment] Bad news: Qi Luo died. Good news: Qi Luo transmigrated into a book, into the body of a character with the same name in a novel that wore the trappings of a cultivation story but was really about everyone doting on the heroine. Bad news: She wasn't the one everyone doted on. She was just a disposable supporting character... In the original story, she was the senior disciple of the 2.1kReads7.7Score288Shelves
  4. 4 Run! The Little Junior Uncle Who Loves to Scam People Is Here! 快跑啊,专门坑人的小师叔来啦! Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Female lead with no romance + strong female lead cultivation story] [Comic-relief supporting character + the ultimate scavenger] Liao Duoduo was born into a cultivation world and met her father, the richest man in the Cangyu Kingdom, who seemed to have been possessed by Scrooge. Until she was five, her daily routine was to compete with her father in every possible way to save money. One day, at age five, she and her father competed to see who could go the longest without eating. After three day 3.7kReads8.2Score427Shelves
  5. 5 The Whole Sect Has Turned Evil, and Only the Eldest Senior Brother Is Righteous to an Extreme 满门黑化,唯有大师兄正的极端 Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Reborn + lighthearted comedy + righteous to a wicked degree + cautious + no romance + anti-cliché] In his previous life, Lin Li discovered that his master had turned into a demonic fiend, his junior brother into a ghost cultivator, and his junior sister into an evil spirit in a cultivation game's instance. He raised his butcher's knife and slaughtered them all. By the end, Lin Li discovered that he, too, had been corrupted into a Heavenly Demon. He gave a cold laugh and immediately drew his swo 16.9kReads8.9Score2.4kShelves
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  6. 6 While Others Cultivate Immortality, I Cultivate My Fate. Even the Heroine Can't Outlast Me 别人修仙我修命,女主也没我命硬 Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigration into a book, cultivation, strong female lead, System, fire spiritual root, no romance] Chu Luo transmigrates into a cultivation world and binds herself to a Destiny System, starting off with her luck reduced by 9,999 points. It turns out that she and her twin sister share the fate of twin flowers on a single stem. All of Chu Luo's luck has been drained by her elder sister, the heroine of the original novel. Worse, her own family wants to kill her outright so the heroine can becom 7.7kReads9.3Score950Shelves
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  7. 7 After the Whole Sect’s Cannon Fodder Read My Mind, the Plot Went Completely Off the Rails 全宗门炮灰读我心后,剧情真崩啦 Ancient Romance2.0M WordsOngoing [Wacky cultivation + mind-reading in both directions + everyone dotes on her, no romance] “Setting the facts aside, this cultivation world is so absurd. Are you really saying you have nothing to do with it?” “?” “Guards, drag her out and execute her! Anyone who dares to point out my faults to my face deserves the harshest punishment!” * Bad news: I died. Good news: I transmigrated. Bad news: I landed in a nest of cannon-fodder villains. Good news: Everyone here has cheat powers, and I'm the stro 9.6kReads9.3Score832Shelves
  8. 8 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗,小师妹是真狗 Ancient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 181.5kReads9.5Score23.4kShelves
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  9. 9 My Hilarious Junior Sister Is a Laid-Back Cultivator 沙雕师妹咸鱼修仙 Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Xianxia + comedy + immortal cultivation + suona] Yun Qiqi spent her whole life as a happy slacker in the modern world. She never expected that after dying, she'd transmigrate to an immortal cultivation world where everyone was a workaholic. But she still refused to work! When choosing a master, Yun Qiqi thought it over for a long time. Sword cultivators worked too hard and had no money. Talisman cultivators drew talismans all day, and she couldn't even write properly, let alone draw talismans. 30.5kReads9.2Score3kShelves
  10. 10 One Heart for Cultivation Amid the Frantic Flirting of Seven Villains 在七个反派的狂撩下一心修仙 Ancient Romance511k WordsCompleted She transmigrated into a book as cannon fodder, and all the male leads want to win her over and get 100% of her favorability! Luo Qingyan was inexplicably hit on by all kinds of powerful men: a twisted senior brother from the immortal sect, a licentious young master of the demon clan, a gorgeous Peacock King, and the mysterious ruler of the Ghost Realm. They pulled out every trick in the book, leaving her utterly baffled. Luo Qingyan: ??? After thinking it over, she suddenly understood. “Good th 20.4kReads9.4Score3kShelves
  11. 11 My Junior Sister Takes Down Every Young Prodigy with Cheesy Pick-Up Lines 小师妹用土味情话干翻各路天骄 Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing (The short drama My Junior Sister’s Cheesy Pickup Lines is now available.) After gaming for three days and two nights without sleep, internet-addicted girl Xu Wu, unsurprisingly, had an unexpected outcome: she died suddenly. Who would have thought that when she opened her eyes, she’d transmigrated into a book and become the female lead’s foil? The female lead cultivates the heartless path, while the original Xu Wu was a lovesick fool. The female lead is loved, openly or secretly, by countless pr 21.5kReads9.2Score2.3kShelves
  12. 12 A Zombie Transmigrates into the Cultivation World and Becomes the Pride of the Whole Sect 丧尸穿越修仙界,成了全宗门骄傲 Ancient Romance365k WordsCompleted [Sang Sang the Zombie: A Fresh Premise + Hilarious, Guaranteed to Cheer You Up + No Romance + Everyone's Favorite + Extraordinary Talent] (Note: The rating is very low because it just opened. This book has a great reputation, so enjoy!) Sang Sang is a genuine, bona fide zombie, but she transmigrates to the unfamiliar world of cultivation. In her eyes, cultivators' brains are the most delicious food. Master's brain is the tastiest. I'll have a bite first. Senior Brother's brain is pretty tasty to 4.1kReads8.7Score455Shelves
  13. 13 A Whole Family of Villainous Cannon Fodder, Riding High with Our Junior Sister 满门反派炮灰,跟着师妹浪到起飞 Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast + no male lead] Li Yang transmigrates into a book, going from a young, eccentric woman to a little turtle in a wish-granting pool inside an illusion. Who would’ve thought she’d land in a love triangle from the start, with the male lead and the main villain fighting over her. According to the original story, she’s eventually contracted by the original male lead and becomes his greatest trump card on his path to immortality. She spends her entire turtle life taking hits for him: blo 20.7kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves
  14. 14 My Junior Sister Says Even a Madman Is a God 小师妹说神经也是神 Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Jiang Zhu transmigrates into a novel about a girl adored by everyone, as a disposable female side character. The junior apprentice sister is gifted and loved by all, while the side character has cultivated for years and is still useless. In the end, she's pushed out to take a blade for the junior sister and dies miserably in the street. She opens her eyes to the sight of a whole sect full of hopeless sycophants, and Jiang Zhu wants to die. The heroine's suitors are everywhere. How about I bec 37.9kReads9.3Score4.6kShelves
  15. 15 The Thought Bubbles Above My Head Roast Everyone Equally 头顶心声表情包,平等创飞所有人 Ancient Romance399k WordsCompleted [Gossip + Inner-Thought Reaction Stickers + Nonsensical Cultivation + Comedic Female Lead, Powerful Male Lead + A Total Nutcase on the Inside] Lin A Jiao transmigrates into a villainess who serves as the contrast to the heroine in a pampered heroine novel. On her very first day, she finds herself in a chaotic scene where she’s trying to seduce her master! Later, the male supporting characters are supposed to chase her down and grind her bones to dust... To her amazement, all five senior brothers 1.8kReads8.4Score224Shelves
  16. 16 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声,我摆烂吃瓜! Ancient Romance738k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so 61.3kReads9.5Score90kShelves
  17. 17 EN Her Inner Thoughts Are Overheard, and the Entire Court Gossips Together 心声被偷听,满朝文武齐吃瓜 Ancient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + mind reading + System + golden finger + spoiled heroine + play the pig to eat the tiger + comedy + gossip + big talk + sharp comebacks + goofy antics] In her previous life, Song Yaoyao was an orphan. After completing a combined bachelor's, master's, and doctoral program, she became a military doctor. Still young, she worked herself to death in the operating room and was then born into the fictional Tianfeng Kingdom. In this life, Song Yaoyao's father is a fourth-rank vice minis 58.1kReads8.8Score4.1kShelves
  18. 18 I’m Just a Laid-Back Nobody, So What If I Gossip in Court? 我一个咸鱼,在朝堂上吃瓜怎么啦 Ancient Romance400k WordsCompleted 2kReads8.8Score123Shelves
  19. 19 After They Hear My Thoughts, the Entire Court Trembles with Fear 偷听我心声后,满朝文武心惊胆战 Ancient Romance400k WordsCompleted [Everyone can hear thoughts + gossip + transmigration + slacking off + comedy + System + hilarious + delightfully absurd] Shen Sisi was an ambitious young woman devoted to building her country. Then, after working overtime on a weekend, she had the misfortune of transmigrating into the beloved youngest daughter of the Prime Minister’s household, where she unexpectedly acquired a gossip System. At a flower-viewing banquet, she accidentally became famous, and Emperor Qingyuan personally appointed 785Reads7.6Score102Shelves
  20. 20 Mind Reading and Gossip: The Juiciest Secrets Under Heaven 读心吃瓜:吃遍天下无敌瓜 Ancient Romance205k WordsCompleted 771Reads6.9Score100Shelves
  21. 21 Gossiping on the Job, I Shock the Entire Court 当官吃瓜,满朝文武皆震惊 Ancient Romance177k WordsCompleted [Everyone's inner thoughts revealed + absurd comedy + gossip] Reborn in the womb as the legitimate daughter of an ancient prime minister, she binds herself to a gossip System on her twelfth birthday. All she does each day is eat, drink, sleep, and enjoy the latest gossip whenever she has nothing better to do. She thinks she'll go on living this carefree life forever. But then her troublesome father actually gets her an official post. “You can't go to court dressed like that! What kind of conduct 347Reads6.4Score102Shelves
  22. 22 Steal Her Fortune? Are You Crazy? The Little Junior Sister Really Kills People! 夺她气运?疯啦,小师妹她真嘎人 Ancient Romance1.5M WordsOngoing [Strong female lead + power-up progression + lighthearted + absurd comedy + no romance + punishing scumbags + getting even + defying fate] Jiu Li transmigrated into a cultivation novel about a fake heiress and a universally adored heroine, becoming the hapless tool whose fortune and bloodline would be stolen to empower the heroine. Fake heiress: “I was born to be the darling of fortune. You’re all fit only to grovel at my feet.” Jiu Li: “Read. Done. Dead!” Male lead: (pops up) Jiu Li: “Assassina 6.5kReads8.8Score910Shelves
  23. 23 A Poor Spiritual Root? I Scam My Way to the Top of the Cultivation World 灵根差?我靠坑人修到仙界顶流 Ancient Romance507k WordsCompleted [Cultivation + beloved by all + face-slapping + absurd comedy + no romance] The day Ye Chichi transmigrated into a book, the original owner was being ground into the mud by the true heiress. As the standard fake heiress in a cultivation novel, she had such a mixed bag of spiritual roots they could make up all three ingredients for a hot pot, and had perfectly inherited the cannon-fodder script of “causing trouble early on, then dying horribly later.” By contrast, the true heiress of the original 1.2kReads7.4Score140Shelves
  24. 24 The Little Exorcist: The Rat Race Starts in Childhood 灵异小天师:内卷从娃开始 Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted [Adorable kid + supernatural + occult arts + ghosts and monsters + no romance + a supernatural novel even timid readers can enjoy + doted-on darling] Li Niuniu is adopted by a fortune-teller who swindles people and his rich wife. They think she's an ordinary little girl, but she opens her mouth and asks to eat ghosts, scaring the ghosts half to death. When her parents aren't looking, she finally gets to lick one. Brr, it's so spicy! On her first day of school, she skips class and follows some gr 1.6kReads9.1Score231Shelves
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  25. 25 EN The Infinite Reset: A Side Character's Journey to Immortality 女配修仙,但是无限读档 Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [No romance, an absolutely massive golden finger, carefree cultivation, fighting monsters and leveling up] What happens when a cannon-fodder supporting heroine gains the ability to reload infinitely... Bad spiritual roots from the start? Reload and try again. Can’t win the sect tournament? Reload and try again. A secret realm full of danger? Reload to avoid every danger and collect every rare treasure. Offended a high-ranking cultivator? Even with just a 1% chance of success, keep reloading thro 74.6kReads9.4Score9.9kShelves
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  26. 26 Starting with a Laugh at Siheyuan 从爆笑四合院开始 Male-Channel Fanfiction2.2M WordsOngoing There’s no pent-up resentment here. Since the protagonist suppresses the entire courtyard from the start, no resentment can build up. The story has now reached the point where he leads the courtyard residents overseas to found a country, and has already turned it into a military, economic, and technological powerhouse that ranks among the top three, or perhaps even number one. (Absurdist comedy: it’s all nonsense and surprises. One person spouts wild claims, and gradually leads the whole courtya 25.2kReads7.2Score907Shelves
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  27. 27 Quick Transmigration: I Go Wild and Cash In on Popular Stories 快穿,我靠发疯在热文里薅羊毛 Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Hilarious transmigration into a book + savage comebacks + satisfying revenge + making money and turning her life around + System] [Beep! The Unhinged Literature System is now bound!] Yan Suisui transmigrates into a hot novel as a hapless supporting female character. The System tells her to follow the plot, so she tears the script to shreds instead. · When the heroine throws soup at her, she does a tactical roll and reports her three times in a row, then slaps the hero with an “on-the-job inju 14Reads7.6Score—Shelves
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  28. 28 Stop, Host! You’ve Shaved the Rules Bald 别薅了,宿主!规则都被你薅秃了 27k WordsCompleted Stop plucking, Host! You’ve plucked the rules bald! 1Reads—Score—Shelves
  29. 29 Flirting With the Movie Emperor on Set? I’m Only Here for the Connections 片场撩影帝?贫道只想搞资源 35k WordsCompleted Flirting with the top star on set? This Taoist priest just wants to secure resources. —Reads—Score—Shelves
  30. 30 The Little Junior Sister Teaches Villains a Lesson in the Cultivation World 小师妹在修真界里教反派做人 Fantastical Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigration, cultivation, laid-back and absurd humor, no romance, multiple worlds] The day Yu You transmigrated into the world of cultivation, she was completely bewildered. Everyone else transmigrated into a story, where they crushed scumbags, delivered face-slapping comebacks, and thrived. Meanwhile, she had nothing but a beat-up little stick and not a single memory of the body she’d taken over. But no transmigrator gives up that easily! Yu You latched onto a disheveled master and wound up 3.1kReads8.4Score441Shelves
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  31. 31 Put Out a Piece of Paper, Set Up a Fortune-Telling Stall, and Nail Every Reading 小纸一放,摆摊算命准到爆 Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Metaphysical fortune-telling + feng shui and face-reading + character growth + episodic stories + no romance, heroine stands alone + no livestreaming] The score is low because the book was just rated. It'll gradually go up, so give it a chance~ Everything in this story is made up by the author. Don't imitate it. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. All the men who appear are just plot devices. No romance, no flirting, no ambiguous relationships. The heroine stands alone! After an accident l 1.1kReads7.9Score147Shelves
  32. 32 Step Out of My Comfort Zone and Give My Classmates Some Trouble 走出舒适圈,给同窗们找点麻烦 Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Cultivation fantasy, silly comedy, memes, genius, no CP, light ensemble cast] * Chu Tang transmigrated into a book, becoming the unlucky cannon-fodder female supporting character in a story about lovers who are constantly at each other’s throats. She was doomed to die horribly! But she had a brilliant plan! She turned around and ran straight to the cultivation world’s most powerful sect, where she became an utterly unremarkable spell cultivator. Her daily routine consisted of slacking off, ga 5.7kReads8.8Score844Shelves
  33. 33 The Madwoman Takes Life and Death in Stride, and Just Wants to Turn the World Upside Down 颠婆生死看淡,唯恐天下不乱 Ancient Romance548k WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + no CP + lighthearted comedy + unhinged power fantasy + snark] (The comic adaptation is now available. Thanks for your support!) University student You Yu collapsed in the library with a thud after being crushed by the combined torment of her internship, graduate school entrance exams, and thesis. Good news: She was finally dead. Bad news: She had transmigrated. After being bound to a quick transmigration System, You Yu broke down. What kind of born workhorse constitut 25.6kReads9.4Score2.9kShelves
  34. 34 Is the Junior Sister Really a Good-for-Nothing? No, She's Hardworking and a Genius 小师妹真废柴?不,她努力且天才 Ancient Romance1.3M WordsOngoing [Cultivation + no romance + genius + personal growth + ensemble cast + slow burn + transmigrate into a book] Good news! Qin Nian died, transmigrated into a book, and came back to life! Bad news: she transmigrated as a good-for-nothing cannon-fodder character who’s about to die! She runs for her life, but is still forced onto the original plot’s path and pushed off a cliff by the heroine, who will destroy the Nanling Realm. At the brink of life and death, the Lucky System appears, giving her the 128Reads—Score—Shelves
  35. 35 Starting with Ying Zheng: Emperors of Every Dynasty Arrive One After Another 从嬴政开始:历代君王陆续降临 Historical1.0M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + humorous + adventure] History buffs, enter at your own risk After Qin Shi Huang died, he was transported to a walled city. One day inside equaled one year in the outside world. Each time the city gates opened, the setting was different, bringing all kinds of fantastical adventures. On the third day, Hu Hai arrived. “Father, you have to get justice for me!” Twelve days later, Liu Bang arrived. “Brother Zheng, don't tell me you still don't know your Qin has fallen!” Wang Mang arriv 136.4kReads9.6Score21.6kShelves
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