Any Really Absurd, Surreal Stories? 有没有非常抽象类的书

1. 1 不 Wait, What Kind of Royal Guard Would Dare Bully the Emperor? 不是，谁家暗卫敢欺皇上呀？ Mi Yu Jiu Tian汨语九天Two Male Leads484k WordsCompleted [Two male leads + exclusive 1v1 romance + emperor and bodyguard + emperor switches from top to bottom, bodyguard switches from bottom to top + System + transmigration + sweet romance + light physical angst, no emotional angst! Both leads are powerful!] Two male leads, an emperor and his bodyguard, transmigration, a System, and missions. The emperor switches from top to bottom, while the bodyguard switches from bottom to top. One side couple has a crybaby top and a burly bottom, while another sid 25.5kReads9.5Score3.6kShelves

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   The first 5 books are really delicious. I highly recommend them. The last one is a comic with a very cute style. I should have read it on my mobile phone. It is really good and very healing.

2. 2 疯 The Madman Takes Off His Hearing Aids, and the Stutterer's Fate Is Anyone's Guess 疯批助听器一摘，小结巴生死难猜 Glutinous Rice and Pineapple Rice糯米菠萝饭Two Male Leads360k WordsCompleted [Male-male romance / Enigma-Alpha romance / forced love / both leads are devoted and powerful] [Wild, fiery, stuttering beauty of an Alpha ✖️ cruel, hard-of-hearing rich Enigma with a bad-dog streak] [Content warning: The receiving partner stutters; the pursuing partner has hearing loss and wears hearing aids every day] [No moral compass! No moral compass! No moral compass! Don't apply real-world values to this story. Readers with strong moral convictions should proceed with caution] Li Mao wil 27.1kReads9.5Score4.2kShelves
3. 3 和 I Became Empathically Linked to Seven College Athletes! 和七个体育生共感了！ Tortoise Doctor Haba哈巴龟医学森Completed I Shared the Feelings of Seven Student Athletes! —Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 4 和 I Became Empathetic with My Archrival’s Doll 和死对头的玩偶共感了 The Snoring Cat打呼噜的猫Two Male Leads167k WordsOngoing Brash, spoiled young master VS suave, wicked, daddy-type CEO The arrogant, willful young master Shen Qi is sent by his father to work at his sworn enemy’s company. Just as he’s planning to make trouble for his rival, he suddenly feels as if something invisible has taken his hand. ??? Is his family’s company haunted too? He goes to find a master exorcist in the middle of the night, but the strange incidents don’t stop. They only get worse. Today something touches his hand, tomorrow something stro 726Reads7.6Score148Shelves
5. 5 死 My Archenemy Forced Me to Put on a Maid Outfit and Stand Before Him 死对头逼我穿上女仆装站在他面前 Lu Yao陆遥10k WordsCompleted At the livestreamer audition a month ago, I got down on my knees and begged Lu Jiu'an to choose me. Now he pulled out the room key card stuck to the bottom of the trophy I'd brought home, his face cold as ice. “Ji Yuchen, haven't I given you enough?” 1.7kReads—Score102Shelves
6. 6 癫 Mad, All of You, Mad. Being a Little Mad Is Good! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 454.8kReads9.8Score55.8kShelves

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   It's very funny. Needless to say, the first round of books are all books that have received very good reviews from Dianping.

7. 7 她 She Goes Crazy, He Has Her Back: No One Dares Cross Them on the Dating Show 她发疯，他兜底，恋综谁都惹不起 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [1v1, ultra-sweet + hilarious + showbiz + transmigrate into a book + face-slapping] [Hilarious sweetie celebrity vs. all-around movie star who plays the pig to eat the tiger] Right after transmigrating into a book, Shi Er'er is ordered by a scumbag to pole dance on a livestream watched by a million people. Shi Er'er yanks the pole out of the ground and performs a whole staff routine, then knocks the scumbag out with two hard blows. The comments go wild: "That's badass!!!" When the scumbag tries 50.4kReads9.5Score8.5kShelves
8. 8 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 81.7kReads9.6Score12.8kShelves
9. 9 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 175.8kReads9.7Score20.5kShelves

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   At this time, two true gods appeared [Adoration]

10. 10 穿 Transmigrated into the Most Hated Character, I Go on a Rampage and Take Everyone Down 穿成万人嫌，直接发疯创飞所有人 Dog Fern狗蕨Modern Romance625k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a Book + Mind Reading + Everyone's Darling + Sweet Romance + Lighthearted + Power Fantasy] Because of a System bug, Sang Si transmigrates into the wrong story. She becomes an illegitimate daughter hated by her father and abandoned at an orphanage by her birth mother. In the book, Sang Si dies young. To rewrite her fate, she takes the initiative to win over her biological father and befriend her beautiful stepmother. Through her own efforts, she turns her seven estranged brothe 3.9kReads9.2Score405Shelves

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    These are really funny, very abstract, go and watch them.

11. 11 大 The Big Goose Joins a Dating Show with a Villain, and It’s Absolutely Quacking! 大鹅和反派上婚综后，嘎嘎精彩！ It's kk是kkTwo Male Leads613k WordsCompleted [Dual male leads, 1v1 ABO, both virgins, hilarious, sweet, and satisfying] Xu Wang was a notorious village bully, and lately he'd fallen in love with a novel. It was one of those ABO stories, but that wasn't important. What mattered was that the villain was so ridiculously his type! Xu Wang was so excited he didn't fall asleep until the middle of the night. But when he woke up again, he found himself standing outside a registration office. Confused, he glanced at the little booklet in his hand. 17kReads9.2Score3.1kShelves
12. 12 假 The Fake Heiress Just Gives Up and Goes Crazy! 假千金她直接摆烂发疯啦！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Modern Romance713k WordsCompleted The physical edition of Alternative Brilliance goes on presale on the 18th! What should you do if you become the fake heiress in a story about a real and fake heiress? Lie flat when it’s time to lie flat, and go crazy when it’s time to go crazy! Yan Zhizhi met the real heiress, Ning Yue, on a variety show. Then everyone realized Yan Zhizhi wasn’t quite the same as the person they’d known before. She’d gone crazy! When faced with a setback, everyone else tried to work through it. She just lay fla 30.8kReads9.4Score3.4kShelves
13. 13 你 You're Unhinged? I'll Be Even More Unhinged: Side by Side on a Dating Show 你发癫，我更癫，恋综上面肩并肩 Six-Six Fruit六六果Two Male Leads640k WordsCompleted [Audio drama now available~~~] [Dual Male Leads + One-on-One Romance + Dating Reality Show, Hilarious, Sweet, and Satisfying] [Unhinged Young Heartthrob VS Even More Unhinged CEO] He transmigrates into a book and immediately gets pressured by a scumbag into breaking off their engagement? Shen Yan goes berserk on the spot: “If you want to save face, you have to give some too. Having a mistress doesn’t make you right. Pay me four million, or I’ll see you outside the proctology clinic!” Early i 32.8kReads9.5Score4.8kShelves
14. 14 穿 After Becoming Cannon Fodder in a Parenting-Reality-Show Novel, I Decided to Take It Easy 穿成娃综文炮灰后我决定摆烂 First Choice: Little White Dragon首选小白龙Two Male Leads405k WordsCompleted (The audiobook, narrated by real actors, is now available) Gu Wan Cheng was hit by a car and killed in an instant. A shut-in artist, he transmigrated into a baby-variety-show novel as the foil character. His wealthy husband never comes home, and their family is destined to be cannon fodder. Be a foil? He refuses. But he can't cook, and his luck is terrible, so he's basically cannon fodder after all. He'd planned to laze around at home, but after a phone call from his wealthy mother-in-law, he 10kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
15. 15 我 I Bring the Whole Wealthy Family to Feast on the Juiciest Gossip 我带豪门全家吃大瓜 Working Hard to Earn a Million努力赚够一百万Two Male Leads439k WordsCompleted Also known as: The System in Hand, Fresh Gossip Every Day [Two male leads | feel-good power fantasy | gossip and mind-reading | wealthy family drama | revenge on the spot | sweet pampering and family favorite | foreknowledge of the future] Main couple: An aggressive top who is gentle only with his lover × a bottom who gets even on the spot and never takes a loss Side couple: A top who is aloof in public but clingy in private × a bottom who is warm and refined yet strong beneath a gentle exterior 4.5kReads8.4Score657Shelves
16. 16 孩 The Kids Are His, the Husband Is Useless, and This Lazy Stepmom Just Survives 孩子耶斯老公漏，咸鱼后妈苟苟苟 The Crying Code Thief流泪的偷码头Modern Romance532k WordsCompleted [A slow-to-catch-on, laid-back heroine who does the bare minimum x a flirtatious, big-dog CEO hero] [One-on-one romance + double purity + sweet indulgence + marriage before love + parenting variety show + memes] Overworked office employee Xu Wanci dies suddenly from working overtime. When she opens her eyes again, she's become the novel's villain's wicked, hypocritical stepmother. In the book, she's in a marriage of convenience with the villain's domineering CEO father. After failing to seduce 105.2kReads9.1Score18.2kShelves
17. 17 星 Honkai: Star Rail: Performing the Void Sword God from the Start 星穹铁道：开局表演太虚剑神 The Sky Yearns for Snow at Dusk晚来天欲樰Anime Fanfiction4.1M WordsOngoing Yan Huan accidentally transmigrates into the world of Honkai: Star Rail, and from the start Kafka stuffs a Stellaron into her. "Congratulations, Host. You’ve awakened the Slacker System. The lazier you are, the stronger you become!" “Now that’s a sweet deal!” Yan Huan flops down on the spot, leaving Kafka and Silver Wolf utterly dumbfounded. After her slacking session… "Congratulations, Host. You have gained the power of an Emanator and the true teachings of the Celestial Phoenix!" “Wait, you’r 14.3kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves
18. 18 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: Even If I’m Done for, I Can’t Go Without a Bit 崩铁：就是不活了也不能没活 Wounded Glass, Dreaming Soul殇璃魂梦Anime Fanfiction1.3M WordsOngoing (Doesn't follow the main plot) (Comedy-focused) (Honkai: Star Rail idea factory) (Become a genius from the start) Also known as "A Genius's Imagination Runs Wild," "What Do You Mean More Than Ten Geniuses Elbowed the Universe?" and "Nous Marks Someone Dangerous" Lin Yi arrived in the world of Honkai: Star Rail in someone else's body. For some reason, Nous invited him to join the Genius Society. A fake genius in name only, he had no choice but to muddle through and improve himself. "Lock up a lar 26.7kReads9.2Score1.6kShelves
19. 19 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: I’m a Masked Fool, and Players Keep Chasing Me to Go Crazy 崩铁：我假面愚者，玩家追着发癫 Sewer Rat Brothers下水道的老鼠兄弟Anime Fanfiction955k WordsOngoing [Original character, becomes a gacha character, Path of Elation, steady updates] After transmigrating into Honkai: Star Rail, they even end up in the gacha as a playable character... What? Become the most popular character and you can absorb Path energy, eventually becoming an Aeon!? All right, all right. In that case, I’ll have to take the highest spot on the tier list and start throwing my weight around! Player: What!? You’ve caught the Lingqing bug? Your life is finally complete! Meanwhil 1.9kReads9.1Score243Shelves
20. 20 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: Aha, Heart to Heart with You 崩铁：阿哈跟你心连心 Listening to Rain, Lan Sheng听雨澜笙Anime Fanfiction673k WordsCompleted [Just for laughs + fast-paced + a chaotic mix + no conspiracy theories] Xun Yu: “I just went downstairs to buy a meal. Where the heck have I ended up?” Mysteriously transmigrating into the Honkai: Star Rail universe wasn't enough. He even transmigrated into Aha! After staring eye to eye with Aha for ages, Xun Yu decides to stop thinking. Why? Conspiracy? He puts on a Mask of Joy and goes completely off the rails. “Roar, Doomsday Beast!” “Everyone aboard the Astral Express, I haven't lied!” “I'm 7.9kReads9.3Score691Shelves
21. 21 村 I Cursed at the Village Gate for Three Days, and Now My Whole Family Is Begging Me to Shut Up! 村口骂街三日，全家跪求我闭嘴！ Ye Mila's Smile叶弥拉的微笑Ancient Romance257k WordsCompleted [Face-slapping the scumbag father + revenge + comedy] Tao Yiyi is beautiful, with a sweet voice... too bad her mouth is poisonous! Her scumbag father cheats, his mistress runs wild, and her mother is thrown into a drowning pool and dies. Then she's driven out of the house with a broom, carrying nothing but half a stale steamed bun as she goes to seek refuge with her best friend. Her friend thumps her chest: “My home is an annex of the madhouse. You can stay until stones bloom!” But then... Her f 1.7kReads8.7Score161Shelves

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    The funny and shrewd heroine scolds the street king. With the male protagonist, one is a fairy and the other is hot! It's a pleasure to listen to books.

22. 22 恋 I Flip the Table on a Dating Show Livestream and Make Up Gossip About the Guests 恋综直播我掀桌，嘉宾八卦我乱说 Yun Ciyan云辞砚Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [In a nutshell: After transmigrating as a villainess, my entire sect came along too] [One-on-one comedy + celebrity dating show + inner thoughts and gossip + face-slapping + fake and real heiresses] After failing her tribulation, Yun Xia was struck by lightning and sent into the world of a novel. As the villainess, she was supposed to sacrifice herself and make way for the heroine's beautiful romance with all her admirers. “?” You want me to sacrifice myself for someone else? Say that one more t 38.4kReads9.3Score6.1kShelves

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    I guarantee you will definitely thank me after reading these!

23. 23 就 Even as a Fake Heiress, I’ll Still Daringly Embrace Doing Nothing 就算是假千金也要勇敢摆烂 Ji Furan纪扶染Modern Romance659k WordsCompleted [Print edition launching across all platforms on August 9, 2025] When Shen Yue was twelve, she accidentally fell into a pond while feeding the fish. That was when she learned the truth: her parents weren’t her real parents, and her five older brothers weren’t really her brothers. She was the Mu family’s fake heiress! Faced with a future where she was destined to lose everything, Shen Yue decided to get ahead… by lying down. If she was going to lose it all anyway, she might as well lie back and 152.9kReads9.6Score19kShelves
24. 24 穿 I Was Reborn as a Scripted Murder Victim, and Every Suspect Fell for Me 穿成剧本杀死者，嫌疑人都爱上我 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance592k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous Comedy + Beloved by Everyone + Clearing Her Name in Showbiz + A Harem-War Showdown] Shen Xiaoyan transmigrates into a murder mystery game as the victim, a washed-up actress hated by the entire internet. Her killer agent, her cold-blooded, straight-laced boss, and a top-tier star idol are all prime suspects who want her dead. To stay alive, she has no choice but to put her clever little brain to work. But she ends up being a little too clever. Not only does she successfully clear 15.7kReads9.3Score2.7kShelves
25. 25 救 Save the Cat 救猫咪 The Writer Superhero写手小超人8k WordsCompleted Save the Cat 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    #Recommend the book, ①Love or epilepsy, ②Poke with a spear💩 whoever will die! ③The king of jokes, ④When my rich husband starts coughing, ⑤Don't listen, Xiao Lu, it's my comment!

26. 26 实 Talent Is Everything, Yet She Became Famous by Slacking Off and Going Off the Rails 实力至上，她却靠摆烂发癫出圈 Mu Mu Xiaosa木木潇洒Modern Romance287k WordsCompleted [Dating show + goofy comedy + unhinged antics + memes + long-planned romance + super-sweet one-on-one] After she transmigrated into a book, Ning Xia opened her eyes to a classic line from a scumbag. She’d had enough, so she beat him up and sent him straight to the police station. When the police questioned her, Ning Xia didn’t give a damn. She simply whipped out a psychiatric record, scaring them stiff. When antis tried to guilt-trip and insult her, she didn’t give a damn. Her tongue was sharp 1.1kReads8.7Score229Shelves
27. 27 做 There's No Need to Be Normal: She's Busy Being a Professional Manservant 做人不必太正常，专业男仆她很忙 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance261k WordsCompleted This is a female-oriented novel!!! [An outwardly aloof, gentlemanly male lead who’s a complainer on the inside x a beautiful, poker-faced female lead who’s actually a goofball] When people transmigrate into a book, they usually become either a wicked supporting character or a pretty extra. Shi Liaoliao transmigrates into a book as the male lead’s personal servant. “It’s been so long since I’ve seen the young master smile so happily.” “This is the first time the young master has brought a woman h 19.2kReads9.4Score3kShelves
28. 28 装 I Kept Up the Act for Two Years, Then They Suddenly Read My Mind 装了两年突然被读心了 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Signed for publication in print] Also known as When My Billionaire Husband Started Coughing [Brooding, secretly snarky CEO X quirky, 'fake' innocent flower] Qi Weiran was a CEO worth billions. Because he carried a rare gene, he had a body that never got sick. But he could only live to the age of fifty. After he died, half his estate would go to his contract wife. One day, Qi Weiran's body, which had never shown a single sign of illness, suddenly began to cough. His adoring young wife, who loved 47kReads9.5Score6.3kShelves
29. 29 我 Was I Possessed by the Male Lead from a Book? 我被书中男主穿了？ Summer Yi夏日燚9k WordsCompleted Did the Male Lead from the Book Take Over My Body? —Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 30 现 Reality? I Prefer a Fantastical World! 现实？我更喜欢虚幻的世界！ Summer Yi夏日燚11k WordsCompleted Reality? I Prefer a World of Illusion! —Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 31 我 The Flat Peaches I Grew Drugged All the Immortals 我种的蟠桃药倒了众仙 Summer Yi夏日燚11k WordsCompleted The Peaches I Grew Drugged All the Immortals —Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 32 男 The Male Lead Died a Hundred Times 男主死了一百次 Summer Yi夏日燚9k WordsCompleted The Male Lead Died a Hundred Times —Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 33 睡 I Took a Nap and Reached Enlightenment? 睡了一觉，我顿悟了？ Summer Yi夏日燚11k WordsCompleted I Took a Nap and Suddenly Had an Epiphany? —Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 34 小 The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠，把渣爹当胎盘哄 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow 117.5kReads9.6Score13.5kShelves

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    Needless to say, everyone knows that the first book is by Xie Mi. Everyone knows how crazy Xie Mi is. The second book, I haven't read it yet. I only heard that he is very crazy. The third book is about Mingli and Nanzhu, who are a little crazy. I won't introduce them one by one. Please read it slowly.

35. 35 万 A Crowd-Favorite Husky Goes Viral on a Dating Show for Being Hilarious 万人迷二哈在恋综靠沙雕爆红 Loves Grilled Gluten爱吃烤面筋Modern Romance523k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy, entertainment industry, livestreamed dating show, a touch of everyone’s favorite] Shi Ha transmigrates into a book as a universally hated supporting character. Her mission is to crush the universally adored heroine and stage a successful comeback! The moment she appears, the audience bursts into angry jeers: “Can Shi Ha get off the planet already?!” But on the dating show… To her sworn enemy, she says, “I’ll get you a tortoise. Raise it well, and it can see you off when you die.” 5kReads9.5Score924Shelves
36. 36 难 Impossible to Win Over: The Love-Struck Young Master Is Twisted, Scheming, and Flirtatious 难哄，恋爱脑癫公少爷他又茶又撩 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 58.6kReads9.5Score7.5kShelves
37. 37 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 39.3kReads9.6Score6.1kShelves
38. 38 黑 Haters, Hit Like! Your Daddy's Gone Wild on a Variety Show 黑子点赞！你爹地上癫综了 Yun Ai云矮Modern Romance333k WordsCompleted [Has a Couple: Unhinged College Student Song Zhi and Alluring Metaphysics Master Wen Jinrang] College student Song Zhi wakes up to discover that she's entered a melodramatic romance-reality-show novel as the "crazy female supporting character" mocked by the entire internet. Song Zhi: So? You call this crazy? It's time to show you what a college student can really do! While everyone else flirts on the show, she goes wild: abducting a beautiful female guest, climbing a tree in the middle of the ni 3.8kReads8.9Score620Shelves
39. 39 人 I Married in the World of Geed, and Somehow I Married Belial 人在捷德娶老婆，居然娶到贝利亚 Hong Mu红穆Anime Fanfiction564k WordsCompleted [Geed's World] In a daze, you transmigrate to an unfamiliar world. And right off the bat, a beautiful young woman asks you to marry her. What would you choose? Su Yu's answer was simple: why not get married if it's free? Once you're married, you can take your time building a relationship! That was Su Yu's plan, anyway! But as soon as they got their marriage certificate, Geed in Royal Mega-Master form started fighting Belial! Looking at his beautiful wife, Su Yu panicked! Wife = Ishikari Arie = B 2.5kReads8.9Score306Shelves

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    Just by looking at this topic, it meets the requirements [smirking] Check it out, my friend, it's very fun.

40. 40 抽 Abstract Literature? This Is Way Too Abstract! 抽象文学？实在是太抽象了！ Pure and Sultry Big Monkey纯欲大吗喽Modern Romance213k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous and zany + If you don't laugh, come complain to me + Reborn wild imagination + Hilarious roasts + System] Insanity warning! These aren't human words! This is the ridiculous literature of a space monkey transmigrating to Earth! System: Big Monkey, you are guilty! Your mission this time is to go to Earth and write a domineering CEO story! If you fail, you'll be stuck on Earth as a corporate wage slave for the rest of your life. Big Monkey: A domineering CEO story? Piece of cake (a wic 1.6kReads6.5Score175Shelves

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    Twitching and epileptic, both beautiful and funny. [Laughing]

41. 41 送 He Sent His Wife to a Psychiatric Hospital, but Mr. Huo Went Mad Instead 送夫人进精神病院，结果霍总疯了 Qie Mo且茉Modern Romance320k WordsCompleted Yun Jianyue transmigrated into a book, becoming the vicious, cannon-fodder wife of a ruthless villainous tycoon. A month after their wedding, she cheated with a young pretty boy, and the big boss broke her legs and threw her into the sea to feed the sharks. Yikes! What a tragic ending. Divorce, she had to get divorced! [Why is he looking at me like that? Did he find out I used his towel to mop the floor last night?] Mr. Huo was incredulous. [Why is he still staring? Did he also find out I u 3.4kReads8.4Score336Shelves
42. 42 穿 I Transmigrated Into the Arms of a Violent, Armless Prince, and I Slap Him Every Day 穿成暴戾残王双臂，我每天抽他脸 Unlit Little Cutie未燃小可爱Ancient Romance151k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate Into a Book, Silly Comedy, Sweet Romance] The Violent Crippled Prince has recently regained the use of his arms, and his personality has changed too. When His Majesty drinks tea, he pours more. When His Majesty stamps his feet, he cheers him on. When His Majesty goes to the privy, he hands him toilet paper... He has turned the cold-faced Prince of War into a bootlicker. At last, unable to take it anymore, the Prince of War decides to have his hands chopped off. Other people transm 1.3kReads9.0Score226Shelves
43. 43 癫 Crazy Couple Showering Each Other with Sugar! This Dating Show Is a Blast! 癫公撒糖！就这个恋综爽！ Delicious Crab Pot Stick美味蟹煲棒Two Male Leads391k WordsCompleted [Two Male Leads + SC + Dating Show + Secret Marriage, Hilarious, Sweet and Satisfying] [Goofy, Money-Grubbing Celebrity Omega × Abstinent, Domineering Enigma Big Shot] Su Chi, a broke office drone, had barely transmigrated when his secret husband showered him with ten million yuan. Su Chi immediately clung to his sugar daddy's leg and called him Daddy. “I’m going to haunt you like a ghost for the rest of your life!” Not only had he landed in an Omega's body by sheer bad luck, but he was also bei 11kReads9.2Score2.3kShelves
44. 44 霸 The Domineering Tomato Falls for Me 霸道番茄爱上我 The Pigeon Disappeared Again Today鸽子今天又没了Modern Romance102k WordsCompleted A warning: this story is completely unhinged, so a lot of it makes no logical sense. I came up with it on a whim, and didn't want to dampen my creative enthusiasm by writing an outline first. The plot covers a lot of ground and jumps around quickly, so I'll leave the rest to your imagination. Zhou Yanzi woke up to find herself entangled with a tomato, who claimed to be the man she loved. Zhou Yanzi: “But you're a tomato.” Tomato: “You've been thinking about me every night, so I came. Woman, why 1.8kReads8.2Score204Shelves
45. 45 都 I Told You, Everyone Who Studies Magic Is Crazy! 都说了学魔法的都有病！ Ghost Denier无鬼论者Modern Romance2.8M WordsOngoing [Not Western fantasy: a Chinese-style magic academy, absurd comedy + ensemble cast + hilarious daily life, with romance] [A ridiculous heroine causes trouble and leads everyone astray: a bunch of lunatic students hilariously learning magic] Li Wenyin woke up in a magical world and struggled to survive at a top-tier Chinese-style magic academy. She cut up the school flags to make uniforms, stole textbooks and sprinted for her life, and made the deans so furious their eyes nearly popped out. She w 142.4kReads9.5Score16.1kShelves
46. 46 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 12.6kReads9.5Score1.7kShelves
47. 47 那 Then Let Me Ask You! Are You Having Fun Watching Me Lose It? 那我问你！我发癫你们是不是很爽 Loves Grilled Gluten爱吃烤面筋Modern Romance421k WordsCompleted [Memes + Save-Scumming + Going Off the Rails + Livestreaming + Showbiz + Devoted Romance] Lin Tong transmigrates into a brainless Mary Sue story as the ill-fated biological heiress. She dies of poisoning and depression, and her family meets a terrible end as well. Her: Whatever. You’ve got your protagonist’s halo, and I’ve got save-scumming. On a dating reality show, the fake heiress bribes the director and cheats at every turn: She deliberately makes Lin Tong’s tasks harder? No problem. Lin Ton 13.6kReads9.2Score2.4kShelves
48. 48 修 The Cultivation World’s Sickly Number One 修真界第一病秧子 Paper Tiger纸老虎Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted The complete print edition of A Double Crossing is now available on all platforms. Relationship blogger Lin Du died of a broken heart after being driven crazy by hopeless romantics. After death, she transmigrated into a tragic romance cultivation novel, becoming the beautiful, powerful, yet doomed junior uncle who paved the way for the protagonists' great love with her own ashes. After reading the script, she slowly typed a question mark. “Have they dug up every wild vegetable on this sect's mou 322.7kReads9.7Score31kShelves
49. 49 救 Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Puns 救命！反派偷听我用谐音梗改剧情 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance565k WordsCompleted Also known as: Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Homophones [Wealthy-family comedy + everyone’s darling and gossip + variety-show face-slapping] Qin Yiyang awakens to the truth. In the book, she grew up in a pigsty, then was brought home by her wealthy family and spoiled rotten. Great! She’s got the everyone’s-darling heroine’s script! But it turns out the fake heiress is the real heroine. Unhappy that her family dotes on Qin Yiyang, the fake heiress transforms into the daug 79.4kReads9.4Score13.4kShelves
50. 50 当 Be the Internet Emperor and Live a Shameless Life 当网络皇帝，享缺德人生 Evil Mother Orangutan恶毒母猩猩Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [An electronic sycophant’s fan + a heroine who rules the internet like an emperor + a top-tier star who’s lightning-fast at picking up jokes] [Dating show + memes + face-slapping + super sweet] Ji Huanshu transmigrates into a tragic romance novel as its heroine. Her Actor boyfriend wants her to give up her heart and corneas for his gravely ill first love, yet refuses to make their relationship public. His fans assume she’s a desperate doormat, and she’s relentlessly attacked until she becomes th 50.2kReads8.9Score9.1kShelves

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    O In the first book, the heroine is super submissive, in the second, all the characters are super submissive, and the following ones are the same as above [OK]

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