I Cursed at the Village Gate for Three Days, and Now My Whole Family Is Begging Me to Shut Up!

[A handsome man eating melon online? Hand the blade gracefully! "Others' husband: gentle as jade, a humble gentleman. The heroine's husband: on the surface, he drinks tea elegantly, but in fact, he secretly pokes and passes the 'blade' (material for supporting the voice). He enjoys watching his wife quarrel with others! This couple is amazing! One is responsible for full firepower, and the other is responsible for beauty (and logistical support). The sweetness is unique, and it is not a loss to invest in!"

Food-cooking tool PLUS! He laughed till he crowed and made the imperial doctor angry to death! "Eating is not good? Are you feeling depressed? The doctors are shaking their heads? Please bring out this 'Ancient God's Book of Yu-Relief'! The heroine often curses people, slaps in the face, and makes the whole audience happy. The best friend makes a last resort, and the husband assists. Every chapter is like a general cleaning on the chest, laughing until you cry, and all the depression is gone! It's more effective than the Shiquan Dabu Decoction!"

Don't let the 'funny' label fool you! The core is super hardcore! The heroine uses the funniest way to slap the hardest face and avenge the deepest revenge. Smiling and smiling, I was struck by her tenacity and unyielding soul and her joyful gratification. It is a magical work that can make you laugh to tears and make you scream with pleasure!

[The pinnacle of ancient scolding literature! Elegant and heartbreaking! "Who said that the ancients could only curse with '***'? The heroine's scolding is called 'elegance'! She quoted from the classics, pointed out the mulberry trees and scolded the Sophora japonicas, without using any curse words, but every word was heart-wrenching. She made the whole village's scholars shut up! This kind of 'cultured man-style scolding' can be called an art. While laughing, I wanted to take a small notebook to record the quotations!"

[Scumbag father's extramarital affair, mother and daughter: The best 'face-slapping experience package' of the year! "Scumbag father + White Lotus wife + green tea concubine? This configuration is simply a gift for the heroine! Look at how the mother and daughter of the wife are getting slapped in the face time and time again, from being arrogant to doubting life! The heroine's face-slapping techniques are tricky and funny, specializing in treating all kinds of 'dissatisfaction' and 'White Lotus', the refreshing feeling is as dense as raindrops, making people feel comfortable all over the body!"

The ancient "cross talk" group makes its debut! Double the venom and silence the whole village! "The heroine + the best friend = the most powerful talking sisters in ancient times! One is elegant and venomous, the other is fierce and direct, they work together seamlessly, and the whole village is invincible! Imagine two stunning beauties, standing on the ridge of the field, quoting scriptures (swearing), and shushing the countryside into silence... This scene is too beautiful to watch! I'm pounding the ground with laughter, come here with double happiness!"

"Is there a difficult relative at home? Is there a person in your life that you don't like? Watch how the heroine tears the best with her hands. It's simply a living "encyclopedia of hating people"! Daddy's plan? Slap in the face! Relatives suck blood? Slap in the face! All the moral kidnapping and family ties of PUA are wiped out in front of the heroine! Learn from the heroine's courage, relieve anger and be practical! "

"Imagine a beautiful woman standing at the entrance of the village. The whole village has closed its doors and windows, and there is silence. This picture is too strong! 'After three days of swearing, the whole village retreated. This is not an exaggeration, but the 'respect' that the heroine has won with her strength! This kind of nuclear deterrence level combat power, just reading the description will make your blood boil. You must witness her road to becoming a god with your own eyes!"

"Who said that the heroine can only be gentle and kind? This beautiful and sassy Queen with a poisonous tongue will teach you how to be a good person! Don't hold back, report your grievances on the spot, or just vent! See how she uses her wisdom and eloquence to fight her way out of adversity. She is simply a model of contemporary "not to be messed with" women. It makes you feel refreshed and full of strength!

Relaxing and refreshing writing, the plot is wonderful, recommended!