Hilarious, Shameless, and Absurd: United in Cultivation, Through Thick and Thin 搞笑缺德抽象，团结修仙共进退

1. 51 全 The Whole Sect Dotes on Her Substitute? The Little Junior Sister Turns Around and Joins the Villain! 全宠替身？小师妹转身投奔反派！ Black-Eyed Immortal黑眼圈仙人Ancient Romance762k WordsCompleted [Goofy Comedy + Ensemble Cast + Not Mindless Wish Fulfillment + Light Romance] Jiang Mo transmigrated into a cultivation novel as the villainess who was the male lead’s first love. In the book, the original owner was the beloved junior sister of the Xuantian Holy Land. She was gravely injured saving her senior brothers and sisters and remained unconscious for three years. When she awoke, she discovered that the female lead, a replacement, had taken everything from her. In the end, she turned e 14.2kReads9.0Score2kShelves

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   The heroine is super funny, everyone is smart, the plot is exciting, it's so addictive

2. 52 小 My Junior Sister Takes Down Every Young Prodigy with Cheesy Pick-Up Lines 小师妹用土味情话干翻各路天骄 Catch the Stars抓住星星Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing (The short drama My Junior Sister’s Cheesy Pickup Lines is now available.) After gaming for three days and two nights without sleep, internet-addicted girl Xu Wu, unsurprisingly, had an unexpected outcome: she died suddenly. Who would have thought that when she opened her eyes, she’d transmigrated into a book and become the female lead’s foil? The female lead cultivates the heartless path, while the original Xu Wu was a lovesick fool. The female lead is loved, openly or secretly, by countless pr 25.4kReads9.2Score3kShelves
3. 53 让 You Were Supposed to Cultivate Immortality, Not Go Crazy! 让你修仙，不是让你修癫！ Mo Shang Qing墨上青Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Ensemble Cast] + [Passionate] + [Occasionally Funny] + [Decisive and Ruthless] + [Sect Rivalry] + [Prodigies] Chu Huai'an was once a cultivation prodigy, but he lost to his opponent in a contest between northern and southern geniuses, and his cultivation was crippled. Having made too many enemies, his sect was slaughtered by a coalition of major sects, and a generation’s greatest talent faded from the stage. At the end of his rope, he awakened a player-summoning System. Once players from Blue S 1.7kReads7.2Score197Shelves

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   These two are quite united.

4. 54 让 I Was Asked to Manage a Class of Good-for-Nothings, So How Did It Become the Martial God Hall? 让你代管废材班，怎么成武神殿了 A Heart Facing the Sun向阳的心Urban4.9M WordsOngoing [Ensemble cast + slow-burn character growth early on + fake enlightenment + comedy + teacher-student bond (it only takes off in the middle and later parts, so don’t read if that’s not your thing)] Three homeroom teachers were driven away in half a month. Class Five, Grade One was full of little tyrants, and every student was a hopeless martial arts talent. Even with the director of academic affairs offering an extremely generous salary, no one would take charge of them. That was when Su Yang act 65kReads9.4Score5.3kShelves
5. 55 让 I Told You to Cultivate Immortality, Not Wreak Havoc in the Cultivation World! 让你修仙，没让你祸害修仙界啊！ The Angler Who Catches Big Fish钓鱼佬钓大鱼Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsOngoing [Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca 154.8kReads9.1Score12.7kShelves
6. 56 高 The Master Returns from the Mountain with Nine Invincible Masters! 高手下山，我有九个无敌师父！ Little Shangshang小殇殇Urban10.7M WordsOngoing [Fiery action + invincible protagonist + senior sister + satisfying face-slapping] Seven years ago, his family was wiped out and he was humiliated. Seven years later, Ye Junlin returns in force, armed with the incredible skills of his masters! You want to compare strength with me? My first master is the Lord of Martial Arts, with cultivation that reaches the divine realm! You want to compare medical skills with me? My second master is a legendary divine physician who can bring the dead back to l 87.7kReads9.3Score4.2kShelves
7. 57 以 With the Power of AI, I Become a Demonic Path Tycoon! 以AI之力，化身魔道巨擘！ Saturn's Rings Will Fall土星环会坠落Eastern Fantasy896k WordsOngoing [No Female Lead + Not a Do-Gooder + Invincible Among His Peers + Self-Serving + Decisive and Ruthless + Unpredictably Unhinged + Flexible Moral Boundaries] The Way of Heaven takes from those who have too much and gives to those who have too little. The way of man takes from those who have too little and gives to those who have too much. The way of Gu Xia takes what others lack or have in excess and gives it to himself, whether he has enough or not. Gu Xia transmigrates into the body of a poo 2.2kReads8.0Score162Shelves
8. 58 欺 You Dare Bully My Disciple? Do You Really Think I Only Know How to Teach? 欺我弟子，你真以为我只会教书？ Yu Laojiu余老九Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted (The new novel The True Immortal of the Dao is now serializing. If you’re interested, check out Lao Jiu’s profile.) There is a small school in Longquan Town. And there is a Mr. Xu at the school. In this sealed-off land of Jiuzhou, he steadily pioneers the Way of Letters, passes down the teachings of the Dao, and enlightens otherworldly beings, transforming them into spirit folk. At last, Jiuzhou enters a golden age. Then one day, Jiuzhou shatters, and the Divine Land sinks. Mr. Xu stands alone w 34.9kReads8.8Score2.7kShelves
9. 59 绝 The Unparalleled Little Scapegoat 绝世小冤种 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Also known as: I Pay, You Risk Your Life, and We Both Go Crazy; The Ultimate Scapegoat; Power Over All, Sword to the Heavens Someone has set a trap to make everyone turn against me. "It's fine. I have a System..." Luo Yinyou comforted herself. "Even if the System is a total troll!" The world order had changed drastically, and the flow of destiny had been redistributed. Countless geniuses emerged, but the most dazzling of them all was the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island, hailed as the greatest 43.7kReads9.6Score6.1kShelves
10. 60 全 The Whole Sect Has Cheats, and Senior Sister Keeps Them All Fed by Roasting Them 全宗开挂，大师姐她靠怼人奶全宗 love Lilove狸Ancient Romance2.2M WordsOngoing Some people are just asking for a verbal takedown! Lin Xiao, nicknamed Lin the Roaster, transmigrates into a novel about a woman adored by everyone, becoming its miserable senior disciple. Is she supposed to put up with that? Lin Xiao promptly roasts the white-lotus heroine until she passes out. From then on, Lin Xiao powers her way through life, launching into a cultivation-world career of “talking absolute nonsense.” Trying to guilt-trip her? Sorry, that only works if she has a conscience. Try 29.9kReads9.0Score3.4kShelves

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    None of these books are worth mentioning.

11. 61 贫 Just a Poor Rogue Cultivator. Why Are You Kneeling, Fellow Daoist? 贫穷散修一枚，道友何故下跪？ Knife, Medicine, Pen刀药笔Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [No romance, ensemble cast] [A goofy trio of wandering cultivators] [Female-led cultivation progression, few scenes involving children, skip if that bothers you] Song Li transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the evil female supporting character. After bullying the heroine, she is thrown by her own brother into the Abandoned Infant Pagoda, where she dies at the hands of countless vengeful infant spirits. Waking inside the pagoda, she looks at the crying spirits and says, “I can be your mother 35.2kReads9.4Score4.8kShelves
12. 62 当 When All Beings Become an Ensemble Cast 当众生皆为群像 I'm Mad When Pen Names Are Duplicated笔名重复我生气了Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Heaven-grade wood spiritual root + body cultivation + growing female lead + no romance + ensemble cast] Jiang Mian woke up to find she had landed inside a melodramatic novel she'd once read. The heroine won over a whole host of male cultivators with her looks? She was certainly beautiful, especially when trampled underfoot. The second senior brother died a horribly unjust death? The third senior brother fell to demonic cultivation? The fourth, fifth, and sixth senior brothers all became steppin 9.5kReads9.0Score2kShelves
13. 63 满 Everyone in the Sect Is Serious, Except for Our Ridiculously Silly Junior Sister 满门都是正经人，唯师妹过分沙雕 Gongye Suhe公冶肃禾Ancient Romance547k WordsCompleted Xiao Wu was a notorious backstabber in the apocalypse, but she transmigrated into the body of a vicious cannon-fodder female side character with the same name in an old-fashioned harem novel, whose fate was absolutely miserable. To avoid following the original plot, she immediately took a master, moving him to tears until he fished out a little handkerchief and dabbed frantically at his eyes. Later, everyone in the sect realized that aside from being talented and good-looking, Xiao Wu was, at he 14.9kReads9.3Score2.3kShelves
14. 64 我 I’m Stirring Up the Cultivation World with Grind Culture 我在修仙界搞内卷 Cong Yue丛月Ancient Romance3.2M WordsCompleted [Print edition now available] After Qin Shu transmigrated into a book, she learned that she was a fraud who had taken her younger half-sister's place to cultivate immortality. After eight years of cultivation, her half-sister entered the Dao despite having been an ordinary mortal. Qin Shu's cover was blown in front of everyone, and the sect mercilessly cast her out, even though she had only reached the third level of Qi Refining. With her peerless beauty, she was turned into a cultivation furn 131.1kReads9.5Score33.1kShelves

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    Brothers and sisters cultivate together to become immortals. The heroine is the favorite of the group. The heroine is wicked and funny. The group of protagonists gradually assimilates. The male and female protagonists are both strong. I have watched it myself. It is very beautiful and the rating is very high.

15. 65 满 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 301.2kReads9.6Score32kShelves
16. 66 六 After Mastering All Six Paths, My Junior Sister Goes on a Killing Spree 六道全修后，小师妹她杀疯了 Xia Wanyi夏晚以Ancient Romance382k WordsCompleted As the saying goes, things don't always go your way. And they go even less the way Sang Wu wants. The good news is that Sang Wu died. The bad news is that she didn't stay dead. She followed the latest trend and transmigrated into a book~ (feigned delight) Sang Wu, thinking: ...The hell with that. Who gets sent to prison on the very day they transmigrate into a book, tortured for three months, and then condemned to die a second time? That's right. Her. But who cares? No one can out-crazy her. If 1.4kReads8.8Score303Shelves

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    The first few books were very funny

17. 67 修 Cultivation: We’re Serious About Taking Down the Male and Female Leads 修仙，弄死男女主，我们是认真滴 Why Must a General Be a Husband?将军何必是丈夫Ancient Romance410k WordsCompleted [Cultivation, ensemble cast, feel-good novel, with a tiny bit of romance near the end; it can also be read as having no couples] The good news: spiritual qi revival has come to Earth, and Su Yunqi has not only awakened an ability, but is also among the most gifted of them all. The bad news: all the students in their Daoyuan class died at the hands of ability users from other countries while protecting ordinary people as they evacuated. The souls of the seven, who had been lamenting their unfa 5.1kReads9.2Score637Shelves
18. 68 神 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛 Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 181.8kReads9.7Score22.1kShelves

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    Come on, come on, the first Jiangnan Gangster. The second book bundles the art student's drawing of a mustache. The third time the name is abstract

19. 69 落 An Art Student Who Failed the Entrance Exam Draws the School Beauty's Feet from the Start? 落榜美术生，开局画校花的脚？ Sharp-Tongued Eighteen Oddities牙尖十八怪Urban387k WordsCompleted Hu Xi is an art student who failed his entrance exams. While drinking at a beer hall and thinking about enlisting, he gets the top-tier star painting System. [Host, your paintings of women have form but no spirit. Start by painting women’s feet.] “On the first day of school, I’m supposed to paint beautiful feet?” Hu Xi finds a pair of perfect feet, only to discover they belong to a beautiful senior. To become a top-tier star painter, Hu Xi starts livestreaming his art. He paints an idea of a JK 2.9kReads7.7Score214Shelves
20. 70 星 The Interstellar Battle for Dad 星际争爸 Heart-Hunting Scoundrel猎心贼肝Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.9M WordsCompleted [Funny] [Passionate] [Shameless] [Ensemble Cast] [Pop-Culture References] A devious warrior An individualistic commander A flashy assassin A sniper who likes to fight head-on The four idiots of the human race wreak havoc across the universe. A novel with a shameless plot and an even more shameless author. 35.8kReads9.3Score3.4kShelves
21. 71 战 Half a Life on the Battlefield, Yet I Return as the Same Old War God 战死沙场戎半生，归来仍是旧武神 A Quick Silence反手一个沉默Urban2.7M WordsCompleted Wang Xian, a half-step Martial God at the eighth realm of Old Martial Arts, died on an alien battlefield protecting ordinary people, only to return in a dream to his youth in his senior year of high school. In my previous life, I achieved greatness late, reaching the peak of the half-step Martial God realm, only to stop at the eighth realm and die with regrets. In this life, I will use my self-created Starry Sky Body-Tempering Art to forge a starry sky martial body capable of devouring stars and 102.6kReads9.1Score8.1kShelves
22. 72 山 Mountain Stronghold: Inheriting Three Beauties from the Start 山寨：开局继承三红颜 A Tree Beside the Grass小草旁的一颗树Male-Channel Fanfiction163k WordsCompleted [Historical Fantasy] [Transmigration] [System] [Farming] [Martial Arts and Cultivation] [Harem] Liu Baili transmigrates to the Tianlong Kingdom during a famine and becomes the second-in-command of a bandit stronghold, on the verge of starving to death. On his deathbed, the chief even demands that his concubine, Li Yiran, be buried with him. Liu Baili feels a pang of regret and cannot bear to see a beauty die young, so he is forced to take on the heavy responsibility, holding back tears. In this 3Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 73 转 Reborn as a Silly Roe Deer: Bro, You Smell Delicious! 转生傻狍子，兄弟，你好香啊！ Metamorphosed into a Moth破茧成蛾Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [No heroine] [No contrived drama] [No angst] [Lighthearted power fantasy] Lu Changge transmigrates to the Spirit Martial Continent and is reborn as a silly roe deer. Bound to the [Healing System], he earns healing points by healing others, which he can use to raise his cultivation and bloodline and evolve his innate abilities. The higher the target's fortune and the more severe their injuries, the more healing points he earns. Then he meets a beautiful, powerful, tragic child of fortune. And the 25.6kReads9.0Score4.1kShelves
24. 74 开 Reborn as Grass from the Start, Raised by a Saintess to Become the Azure Emperor! 开局重生成草，被圣女养成青帝！ The Shadow Has No Ideas影子没有想法Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + Daily Life + Relaxed + Scheming + One Female Lead + 1v1 + Female Sword Immortal + Human-Grass Romance + Pure Love + System + Ensemble Cast...] Ye Changqing transmigrates and is reborn as a blade of grass. Good news: He transmigrated! His System is activated! Bad news: He became a blade of grass! He can’t move! Good news: He’s grown beside the bathing pool! He can see the Holy Maiden... Bad news: What bad news? Ye Changqing: I may be grass, but I’m the protagonist! Jin Li: No, 14.9kReads8.3Score1.9kShelves
25. 75 宗 The Sect Is Recruiting Disciples, and from the Start I Can See Their Attribute Panels 宗门收徒，开局看见属性面板 Golden Beast of Changtu Mountain长涂山的黄金兽Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted Comedy + Everyday Life + Taking Disciples + Sect Building + System + Heartwarming + Slow Pace + The Protagonist Has Both Legs and Joins in the Fun.] After transmigrating into a cultivation world, Chu Xingchen awakened a disciple-recruitment System and gained the ability to see his disciples' traits! Starting from scratch, he would build the strongest sect. First Disciple: Li Yingling [Gold Trait: Cultivation Prodigy][Purple Trait: Extraordinary Luck][Blue Trait: Beautiful] Second D 119.8kReads9.0Score13.3kShelves
26. 76 从 I Fled the Court, Then Rode Through the Entire Martial World 从庙堂跑路，我纵马杀穿整个江湖 A One-Yuan Sponge一块钱的海绵Eastern Fantasy635k WordsCompleted [Wuxia world + invincible + slow-paced + slice-of-life leaning] “Disaster! The Imperial Preceptor has disappeared!” The court is high above, the jianghu stretches far away. After seeing too much intrigue at court, he wanted to taste the wine of the jianghu. So, dressed in blue, he left the court and rode into the jianghu. The jianghu is vast, and it offers more than wine. Its stories are deeply heartwarming, too. There is a boy determined to become the greatest under heaven, a little beggar pick 3.8kReads7.5Score176Shelves
27. 77 摄 The Regent Princess Consort Plays by No Rules 摄政王妃不讲武德 Yue Miao月淼Ancient Romance1.8M WordsCompleted A modern mercenary queen transmigrates into the body of Mu Jiuxi, the eldest daughter of a general's household. First, she's falsely accused of adultery and nearly thrown into a pig cage. Then the Prince Regent breaks off their engagement and ruins her reputation. Everyone expects the young lady to become a laughingstock, but she doesn't bat an eye. She tears apart fake sweethearts, puts snobbish social climbers in their place, crushes scheming jerks, and captures a male assassin alive. With all 2.6kReads9.3Score607Shelves
28. 78 绝 The Peerless Adorable Baby: Her Genius Mother Is Stunning 绝世萌宝：天才娘亲帅炸了 Not My Beloved非我良人Ancient Romance7.1M WordsOngoing Ye Chuyue, the notorious foolish and ugly woman of the Shenwu Empire, had an illicit affair and gave birth to an illegitimate child. On the day her fiancé was to marry, she leapt from the city wall in her wedding robes and died for love. When her beautiful eyes opened again, the ancient martial arts sect leader from the 21st century was ready to unleash a storm of blood and wash away her disgrace! A good-for-nothing? She can shake an empire with her bare hands and trample the world beneath her f 46.3kReads9.5Score7.1kShelves
29. 79 穿 I Transmigrated to the Cultivation Realm and Started Livestreaming to Blue Star from the Start 穿越修仙界，开局直播连蓝星 Pepper-Salt Swordheart椒盐剑心Eastern Fantasy621k WordsCompleted [Transmigration, livestreaming, System, comedy, no angst, no heroine] Zhu Jian transmigrated to the cultivation world two hundred years ago. He was practically on his last legs before the System finally showed up. The System wanted him to build the greatest sect and rule the cultivation world. As compensation for being two hundred years late, Zhu Jian could livestream cultivation to the Three Thousand Great Worlds, randomly select viewers to become sect disciples, and have them join him in ru 3.7kReads8.3Score407Shelves

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    Funny abstract! Unite to cultivate immortality and make progress together!!! Nice

30. 80 老 Dad Pretended Our Whole Family Was Murdered to Make Me Train in Martial Arts 老爸为了让我练武，假装全家被杀 Bouncy-Bouncy跳脱脱Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsOngoing The System starts cheating right from the start, giving me a dirty book and expecting me to conquer the world? You want me to sell erotica? Do I have no pride? Dad wants me to practice martial arts so badly that he's even going to pretend our whole family was murdered. But all I want is to live peacefully as a rich second-generation heir. 42.3kReads6.9Score4.4kShelves
31. 81 末 My Doomsday Livestream Summoned Haters and Alarmed the Nation 末世直播召唤黑粉后，惊动了国家 Short on Silver缺点银子Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.9M WordsCompleted [Apocalypse, transmigration, mutations, disasters, livestreaming, comedy, System, wish fulfillment] Ye Xiao is incredibly lucky. He’s always complained that life is boring, and now he’s transmigrated! Ye Xiao is terribly unlucky. He’s transmigrated into an apocalypse crawling with mutated creatures! Ye Xiao is incredibly lucky. He’s got a System! Ye Xiao is terribly unlucky. His System doesn’t let him stockpile supplies or give him super strength. It makes him livestream instead! Ye Xiao is losi 58kReads8.5Score9.2kShelves
32. 82 扫 Scan to Cultivate Immortality, Scammers Get Wiped Out to the Last Family Member 扫码，可修仙，骗子死一户口本 Little Saucy Cat小涩猫Urban855k WordsCompleted “Neutrinos have been discovered, everyone. Do you still doubt the soul?” “Quantum entanglement has been discovered, everyone. Do you still doubt the existence of gods?” “It's been proven that the human genome repeats every 150 years, everyone. Do you still doubt reincarnation?” “The Heavenly Dao is always there, but it only reveals itself to those destined to find it.” “Don't just stand there. I'm talking to you.” “Scan me to join the group and cultivate immortality.” “There's a gift pack waitin 4.8kReads6.7Score566Shelves
33. 83 游 The Game Becomes Reality: I Built the Most Ancient Immortal Clan 游戏成真，我打造了万古第一仙族 A Lump of Black Tea一坨红茶Eastern Fantasy3.6M WordsOngoing Li Xiang happened upon a cultivation-clan simulator. He discovered that the descendants in the game would offer him all kinds of strange sacrifices. “Thank you for your blessing, Ancestor! Our clan has become the greatest family in the world!” “Quick, offer the Ancestor a sacrifice! Please accept this immortal artifact!” “Ancestor, we’ve conquered the Immortal Realm!” “…” Then one day, The members of the Li clan appeared on Earth in flying boats, arriving in a vast procession. Under the astonish 23.4kReads9.1Score2.1kShelves
34. 84 真 A Real Cultivation Game, Where Every Player Is a Trickster 真实修仙游戏，玩家全是老六 Yun Feiyu云翡雨Sports367k WordsOngoing [Ensemble Cast + System + Fourth-Dimensional Calamity + Cultivation + Game Simulation + Decisive and Ruthless + Sect Building + No Female Lead] (The rating is a little low since it just came out, so don't let that bother you.) “Sect Master! Do you think I can electrolyze my Water Spirit Root into Hydrogen Spirit Roots and Hydroxide Spirit Roots?” “Sect Master! Can my Ice Spirit Root react with the Fire Spirit Root of someone else to cause melting and deal double damage!?” “Sect Master! Do you th 34Reads7.6Score—Shelves
35. 85 质 Equal Masses: I Can Exchange Anything 质量相等，我能交换一切 Cha Qin茶秦Urban2.3M WordsCompleted Livestreaming + Humor + Everyday Life + Lighthearted + Prize Wheel Gacha + No Main Heroine + Meme Mashups + Myriad Worlds + Catgirls Plenty of boss fights and hilarious scams, all kicked off by one word: “Exchange.” From the start, Su Yu awakens the conceptual skill Equivalent Exchange. After losing a figurine, he exchanges it for a virtual interface that lets him use emotion points to draw cards on a prize wheel. “My turn. Draw!” [Obtained a bag of trash] [Obtained a bag of insanely cool golden 16.4kReads8.5Score1.6kShelves

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    If the bag looks good, if it doesn't look good, I'll stand on my head and shit.

36. 86 我 I'm a Taoist Priest. What's Wrong with Knowing a Few Spells? 我一个道士，会点法术怎么了 Hero Wu吴大侠Urban2.7M WordsOngoing Anti-cultural export + cultivation + livestreaming + Daoist priest + System + spreading the Dao in America + no couples + no female lead + no spiritual qi revival + scheming protagonist Also known as: Spreading the Dao in America, Shocking the Eagles Every Day Chen Xian, Daoist name Xuanyun, is known in the martial world as the well-mannered young Daoist, the Cultivator's Version of Homelander, and the Enlightened Master Who Follows His Every Whim. His motto: “This Daoist does whatever he wants! 41.2kReads9.0Score2.9kShelves
37. 87 高 High Martial Recovery Clinic: I Help Patients Ascend Through Machinery! 高武疗养店：我助患者机械飞升！ Come by for a Slash没事来一刀Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [High-martial arts + mechanical ascension] Lu Qing transmigrates as a martial arts physician. He expects to spend his whole life keeping his head down at the base, but then he activates the [Divine Mechanic Physician System]! “Ding! Flesh is weak. Host, lead the whole world toward mechanical ascension!” From the start, he upgrades mechanical limbs! Disabled martial artists everywhere get a new lease on life! Insufficient vital energy and heart failure? Build a mechanical heart, the perfect solut 6.7kReads8.8Score667Shelves
38. 88 重 After I Was Reborn, the System Told Me Cultivating Immortality Was Easy 重生后，系统跟我说修仙很简单 When Free, Go Have Tea得闲去饮茶Urban2.5M WordsOngoing The author has returned as the Dragon King! The college arc is now in full swing! [Extremely Slow Burn] [Multiple Heroines] [Daily Life] [Urban Cultivation] [Laid-Back Vibes] [The High School Arc Was Great] Also known as System, Make Me Cultivate, But Look Where I Am; After Being Reborn, the System Told Me Cultivation Was Easy; and A Cantonese Man's Cultivation Chronicles Good news: I've been reborn. Even better news: I was reborn with a System. So, should I make money or cultivate immortality? 29.2kReads8.3Score2.1kShelves
39. 89 香 Invoke the Gods with Incense! Guan Yu Cleaves the Great Black Buddha Mother in Two 香火请神！睁眼关公刀劈大黑佛母 Three Thousand Six Hundred Turns of Shakyamuni释迦摩尼三千六百转Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Global Class Change] [Eyes Open, Guan Yu] [Chentang Pass Knife-Cut Noodles] [Boss of Guanjiangkou] [Big Shot of Flower-Fruit Mountain] [Calling in Reinforcements from Love Between Fairy and Devil] [Bureau 749] [No Female Lead] The supernatural invades, the Heavenly Dao descends, and everyone undergoes a Global Class Change. Qin Hao transmigrates to this world by accident. Despite his exceptional talent, he awakens to the hidden support class of Incense Master. Luckily, he also awakens an incens 13kReads8.6Score1.2kShelves
40. 90 小 My Junior Sister Is Gifted, but Lacks Virtue 小师妹天资绝卓，但五行缺德 Burning Books, Burying Myself焚书坑己Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy, transmigration, no romance, irreverent cultivation] While other people transmigrated into wealth and privilege, Chi Yu became a lowly servant in a sect, bullied by everyone and forced to wash even her junior sister's chamber pot. She decisively quit that miserable life and fled in the dead of night with a sack over her shoulder. She had planned to quietly be a good girl, but her cunning, shameless nature was already deep in her bones, and it turned out to be contagious. After Chi 13.1kReads9.0Score1.8kShelves

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    Funny, wicked and cute, no CP, imaginative writing, I can't stop laughing, recommend this one

41. 91 师 My Junior Disciples Are All Overpowered, So I Have to Cheat! 师弟们都是大佬，那我只能开挂了 Rain Falls from South of the City to the West城南有雨落城西Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted The second junior brother is the chosen one of the plane. The third junior brother is reborn. The fourth junior brother is an ancient Sword Immortal reincarnated. The junior sister is the future Demon Empress. Everyone from top to bottom is a hidden powerhouse! Ouyang, the eldest senior brother, gives a crooked grin. “Well, then I guess I'll have to use cheats!” 137.1kReads9.4Score12.7kShelves

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    Book shortage? Then let's do something funny😂

42. 92 主 The Streamer Does a Good Deed Every Day, Sending Criminals to Prison for Life 主播日行一善，罪犯牢底坐穿 Chilled Orange冰镇橙子Urban603k WordsCompleted [Livestream] [Comedy] [Living King of Hell] [No heroine] Originally titled: This Kindhearted Streamer Makes Even Satan Offer Him a Cigarette Su Chen, who transmigrates from a parallel world, gets bound to a Good Samaritan System. His whole thing is being kindhearted! One day, while Livestreaming, he’s suddenly stopped by a deaf-mute person on the roadside. The person pulls out a phone, opens a payment code, and asks for a donation. The people nearby gesture to Su Chen, warning him that the deaf- 6.4kReads9.0Score687Shelves
43. 93 死 The Grim Reaper? Call Me the Gatling Bodhisattva! 死神？请叫我南无加特林菩萨！ Li Gouqi李枸杞Urban1.4M WordsCompleted (Full-cast audio + comic adaptation) [Hilarious antics + Superpowers + Mental illness + Merit + System + Parody] When a menace awakens an SSS-rank explosive ability, sorry, school... I’m blowing the whole place up... Someone broke into my house? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing the black market? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing a bank? Blow it up, blow it up, blow it all up! The Goblin Abyss? Wait, I’ll blow that up later. First, let me slip in a laxative... Xing Ye, last in the whole school, awakens 20.6kReads8.8Score2.3kShelves
44. 94 让 We Asked You to Hike Around the World, Not Catch People and Shake Them Down 让你徒步环球，没让你抓人薅羊毛 Update Beast爆更兽Urban2.4M WordsCompleted The comic adaptation under the same title is now online: They Said We’d Hike Around the World, So Why Am I Going Hungry Nine Times in Three Days? [Wilderness survival + crime-catching + comedy + sly tricks + action-packed + no female lead?] From the start, after transmigrating, Su Mo discovers he is taking part in a show called Hike Around the World. The rules: All expenses along the way must be earned legally by the contestant himself. He thought it would be a miserable competition of sleeping 11kReads9.3Score2.9kShelves
45. 95 三 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签？贫道替你逆天改命！ Water Is Blue水是蓝色的Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 46.8kReads8.9Score3.7kShelves
46. 96 玄 Xuanhuan: The Stronger My Foes, the Stronger I Become, with No Limit to My Cultivation 玄幻：遇强则强，我的修为无上限 The Handsomest Author in History史上最帅作者Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted [Invincible Protagonist] [Lie Flat, No Rat Race] [Wacky Comedy] [No Female Lead] [Harem Fans Beware]… Ye Junlin, who has a System that makes him stronger whenever he faces a stronger opponent and is on the verge of dying of old age, begins his cheat-fueled journey to unlimited cultivation. Immortal Emperors? Sages? The Heavenly Dao? All of you, step aside! On top of that, he takes several disciples. His eldest disciple is the leader of a demonic cult, ruthless and treacherous, with a rebell 22.1kReads8.4Score2.7kShelves

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    Real person storyteller is super funny

47. 97 小 My Junior Sister Doesn’t Do Sentimental Speeches, She Slaps People 小师妹不爱煽情，爱扇人 Jian Xi简兮Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [A small ensemble cast + romance] After transmigrating into a book, Lin Yun becomes a cannon-fodder female character in the cultivation world, destined for a gruesome death. She lives by the principle that she’d rather starve, freeze, work herself to death, choke, fall, drown, burn, get electrocuted, hang herself, die of illness, grow old, or die laughing than be killed by someone else. So she keeps her distance from the heroine, joins a minor sect, and lies flat! Things don’t go according to pl 15.1kReads9.2Score1.9kShelves

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    It's common for funny abstract paintings to be biased and brainwashed, but the main thing is to create success for everyone!

48. 98 救 Help! I Sold the Male Lead to a Brothel from the Start! 救命！刚开局就把男主卖青楼了！ Snowfall at the Third Watch三更覆雪Ancient Romance1.8M WordsOngoing [Read comments with care to avoid spoilers] [See the author's note in Chapter One] [1v1 romance + plot-driven + equally matched leads + both leads devoted to each other + happy ending] Fu Sheng, the greatest spirit painter in a modern ancient martial arts family, is like a real-life Ma Liang with a magic paintbrush. She never imagined a System would bind itself to her one day and send her into a cultivation novel she'd read, where she becomes Chun Tao, the young male lead's maid during his youth 12.1kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
49. 99 震 Shocking! My Junior Sister's Teammates Are All Picked Up Along the Way 震惊，小师妹的队友全靠捡 I Refuse to Flop, Starting with Myself拒绝扑街从我做起Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Four-Person Team] [Xianxia-Inspired] [Ensemble Cast] [Sect Life] [Light Humor] [Redemption] [Unity] [No CP, No Romance Allowed in This Cultivation Story!] A somewhat unorthodox account of orthodox Daoist cultivators on their path to immortality. In the early part, they cultivate merit in the mortal world through several short stories. Later, they enter a secret realm for a chaotic free-for-all, with multiple sects joining in. The four youngsters save one another and grow together. There is too 10.3kReads9.4Score1.5kShelves
50. 100 寒 Spring Comes Across the Cold Branches 寒枝渡春来 Tu Wan兔宛Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Max-level alchemy grandmaster enters the beginner village + slice of life + family bonds + a touch of ensemble cast] (There is a male lead: Shen Zhuochuan) What should you do when you transmigrate into the body of the frail, doomed-to-die-early older sister of a heroine? Everyone knows that protagonists like Long Aotian and Feng Aotian tend to have tragic backstories. Their families are wiped out, or their parents die. After reading the original story and learning that she was destined to di 59.2kReads9.4Score9.3kShelves

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