Give Me Some Normal People (We All Had Nine Years of Compulsory Education, So Please Make Them Act Normal) 来点正常人(咱都受过9年义务教育了,正常点啊)
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Wait, How Did My AI Girlfriend Cultivate into a Sword Immortal? 不是,我电子女友咋修成剑仙了
[Signed for publication, read with confidence] [One heroine] [Fresh premise] [Virtual girlfriend raising + pay-to-power-up] My name is Chen Huai'an. I have cancer, and I'm about to die. Lately, I've gotten hooked on a game where you raise a virtual girlfriend. I spend money to buy her cultivation techniques and magical treasures. Even though my wallet is empty, I couldn't be happier. I always thought it was just a game, until one day my virtual girlfriend gave me a pill. The next second, the pil
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After Becoming the Youngest Junior Sister of an Immortal Sect the Cultivation World Went Crazy for Me 穿成仙门小师妹后修真界为我疯狂
Ning Yue died and transmigrated into a cultivation world. Terrified, she immediately stripped off her clothes. Only when she saw the familiar flame-shaped birthmark on her shoulder did she finally relax. At least it was still her own body! To survive, Ning Yue threw herself into cultivation and earned a place at one of the five great sects. True to the principle of being a jack of all trades and master of none: Alchemy? Easy! Her cooking skills in her previous life were top-notch! Talisman-makin
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The Violent Prince of the Capital's Elite: The Protagonist Wants to Die Just to Survive 京圈暴戾太子,主角活着想死
[Decisive and ruthless]+ [No bleeding-heart saint, no simping]+ [Light System]+ [Beauty everywhere]+ [Never gets pushed around]+ [Invincible] [Unhinged fiction, absurdist humor, author has completely lost it] [Saintly do-gooders, stay away! Saintly do-gooders, stay away! Saintly do-gooders, stay away!!!] Shen Wuxiao arrives in the world of a high-martial arts novel as the vicious, powerful-background-rich playboy from the book! He also awakens the Villain Plunder System. All he has to do is stea
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Slay the Gods: Yingzi, Mind Yourself. Don't Do Anything Reckless! 斩神:缨子请自重,你别乱来呀!
Ye Xiaobai transmigrates into the world of Slay the Gods and obtains an Emotion System. The stronger the person whose emotions he stirs, the greater their emotional fluctuations, and the richer the rewards he receives. So here's the question: which emotion is easiest to provoke? The answer is obviously anger. In other words, making people see red makes you stronger, and Ye Xiaobai knows exactly how to do that. And so Ye Xiaobai gradually starts letting loose. “Hey, Yingzi, you should've been dri
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Ghosts in the Apocalypse: I Became the Strongest Ghost Tamer 百鬼末世:我成了最强御鬼师
[A Full 1,000 Types of Ghosts] Mysterious ghosts include Jin Buhuan, the White Bone Bodhisattva, the Earthly Branches War Lord, and the Blood-Drop Plum Blossom. The powerful ones include Asura, Rakshasa, the Butcher, the Martial Champion, and the Emperor. The eerie ones include Painted Skin, the Red Robe, the Chubby Baby, the Coroner, the Flower-Waisted Bride, the Embalmer, and the Ever-Burning Lamp. Every type has its own evolution path: Drowned Ghost → Water Monkey → Kappa → ? (There’s more af
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I’m the Great Villain, but I Never Wanted to Rule the Ages! 大反派的我,真没想独断万古啊!
[Cunning protagonist + decisive and ruthless + doesn't play the pig to eat the tiger + pure power fantasy] A transmigration novel. Ji Xiu discovers that he has become the tragic villainous Big Boss in a novel! The novel's male lead has an invincible golden finger? The novel's heroine is an Immortal Emperor reborn? His own future means certain death? Ding! The god-tier sign-in System has awakened! [Ding! Congratulations, Host. Your sign-in reward is the nine-star Divine Heart Dao Bone!] [
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I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt 叫你送死,没让你整活
[Goofy]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Exploit system bugs]+ [Milk the system]+ [Wild imagination] Fang Chen has barely transmigrated to another world when he learns that he has agreed to a fight to the death with a chosen one whose engagement was just broken off. He’s already trembling with fear. His System awakens, and he thinks his savior has arrived. But the System’s very first mission tells Fang Chen to raise his cultivation, give it everything he’s got, bring out the chosen one’s potential, and then di
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God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择:这个御兽师有亿点生猛
[Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a..
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Apocalypse Game: Killing My Girlfriend on Day One 末日游戏:开局手刃校花女友
[Game Stats] [No Romance] [Decisive and Ruthless] [Invincible Protagonist] [Absolute Egoism] [Pure Wish Fulfillment] No saintly heroes allowed!!! After surviving ten years of the apocalypse, Lin Ziluo was reborn on the day the apocalypse game arrived. When he came to, the first thing he did was kill his campus crush, the girlfriend who had betrayed him and ruined his life for ten years. Unexpectedly, he activated a System that could grant him countless golden fingers. His first golden finger: Ab
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Deicide Learning In A Psychiatric Hospital 我在精神病院学斩神
A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled
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The Immortal Emperor's Retirement Life 仙帝的退休生活
Invincible, reborn, no secrets from the family + overpowered hero + one heroine + sweet romance + goofy humor + laid-back daily life The eldest grandson of the Liu family of the old capital was persecuted... No, that’s not right. Let’s start over! As an idle Immortal Emperor, I just want to retire, feed the birds, walk the dog, and spend time with my wife and kid. A thousand-year-old ghost? My brother-in-law is a city inspector in the underworld. Look into it. A hidden sect? My great-grandfather
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First-Year Internship—And You Went to Site 749 to Contain Monsters?! 大一实习,你跑去749收容怪物
[Decisive killing] [How could any monster be good?] [All monsters deserve to die] [Ruthless] During his sophomore summer vacation, Lu Ding had planned to use the time to take an internship and earn some living expenses. Who could have expected that the construction site where he interned would excavate a bleeding stone? The workers fled one after another, but Lu Ding charged in with a rotary hammer. After transmigrating to this world nearly twenty years ago, Lu Ding’s golden finger, the Monster
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Simulation: After I Became a Blaze, My Childhood Sweetheart Regretted It for Life 模拟:身化烈焰后,青梅后悔终生
Zhang Jie, a corporate drone at an interstellar company, crashes on his way to negotiate a deal in another star region, but unexpectedly activates a life simulator. So Zhang Jie chooses “Turn My Broken Body into a Blaze,” “Gene Hacker,” and “Failed Art Student” to begin his first simulation. “You are born on a planet built around genetic technology. You have a loving family and a childhood friend your age. You grew up together, close as can be.” “Then the human front against the catastrophe coll
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The Mad Scholar's Invincible Sword 疯书生无敌剑
There was once a mad scholar who carried a broken wooden sword everywhere and told everyone he met that he was invincible beneath heaven. The mad scholar’s name was Chen Xun. He wandered the world, falling into madness for three years at a time before regaining his senses, over and over again, in an endless cycle. No one knew where he came from or where he was going. What did he carry upon his shoulders... An ancient curse? A self-imposed path of cultivation? Or perhaps the shackles of a fate he
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Seeking the Way in the Legal World 律界问道
[Comeback and growth + charming lawyer + mysteries surrounding cold cases + officialdom and workplace + wits and will] He turns his life around, with Death brushing past him several times. A string of cold cases remain shrouded in mystery...
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The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: Northern School 北派盗墓笔记
[Published in print and available online] [The Beipai Notes horizontal-screen drama is now streaming] [Tomb Raiding + Mystery + Antiques] I'm a poor kid from a mountain village in Northeast China. In the early twenty-first century, hoping to make something of myself, I joined a northern tomb-raiding crew. From south to north, I've seen every side of the underworld and crossed paths with people from all walks of life. Over the years, I went from a young man to a middle-aged one. My drinking got b
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Impostor of the Langya Clan 冒姓琅琊
(Also known as “The Matter of Me Pretending to Be a Nobleman of the Southern Dynasties”) To transmigrate isn’t a dinner party. It’s a deadly game at every turn. The south is beautiful, yet lofty ambitions often fade away. Since ancient times, the Southern Dynasties have been weak, their heroes short-lived. No golden finger, no System, and no second chance at life. Everything starts from zero! Original owner’s memories: none! Identity: none! Supplies: none! When transmigration becomes reality, ho
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Dragon-Subduing Divine Constable 降龙神捕
After several years as a police officer, I found myself in a strange and fantastical world. Mountain spirits roam the hills, while vengeful spirits, evil ghosts, and zombies appear in endless numbers at night. Though weak as ants, we should still aspire to greatness. Though oppressed, we must forge an unyielding heart. That was all nonsense. I’m just a low-level constable, working for the yamen. Greetings, honored sirs.
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Ironblooded Late Ming 铁血残明
In the late Ming dynasty, Spain and Japan gradually restricted the outflow of silver, reversing the capital inflow that the Ming had enjoyed since the early sixteenth century. The commercial and smallholder economies that coexisted under the Ming were both hit by deflation. Combined with the effects of the Little Ice Age, one domino after another fell, plunging the realm into chaos. In the eleventh month of the sixth year of the Chongzhen reign, the roving rebels crossed the river south of Mianc
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I Am Uncontainable 我,无法收容
[Lighthearted] [Everyday life] [Managing containment facilities] (Peaked at 600,000 active readers and has updated steadily for over a year.) The sun burned beneath the deep sea, while roots spread across the sky. Gears grew from people’s bodies, and upside-down cities fell like meteorites. Fang Jiu once thought that these things, which existed only in fantasy, had nothing to do with an ordinary man like him. That was until his head was chopped off one night... (The pace is slower from the start
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The World Became a Game, but Forgot to Generate the Players 世界游戏化,却忘了生成玩家
The physical edition of Volume One will soon be available for preorder. Follow @0RedBeanTea0 for details. Everyone says that the Dao is waning, demons are growing stronger, and the Heavenly Tribulation is imminent, but Zhou Yuan disagrees. Undying, indestructible demons? Those are just monsters respawning in a game. Paradise realms and wondrous secret realms? Those are just game dungeons. Humankind sealing and suppressing demons? That just means not exiting the dungeon, preventing its monsters f
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Xuanhuan: Madam, I Could Live Off Your Secret for a Lifetime 玄幻:夫人,你这秘密我吃一辈子
[Simulation, Xuanhuan, Keeping a Low Profile, Plot-Driven, Some Mystery, Female Lead] Chen Shi transmigrated to the Great Wei Divine General’s Estate and spent two and a half years as a servant. At last, he had saved up his first pot of gold and activated the Talent Life Simulator. Spend a certain amount of money to simulate the future. When a simulation ends, he can inherit cultivation, items, and techniques. If he changes the course of reality, he can even gain Fate Points and refresh vario
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Clones Are Pointless Unless You Use Them to Stir Up Trouble 分身,不用来搞事情将毫无意义
[No Saintly Heroics]+ [No Female Lead]+ [Ensemble Cast]+ [Everyone Is Evil]+ [Stirring Up Trouble]+ [Just Here for the Fun]+ [The Main Body Is a Master at Laying Low] This is a story about someone who uses his clones to stir up trouble, seize resources, and pursue immortality. Being a clone is hard. You're either causing trouble or on your way to cause trouble. A step-by-step guide to destroying a sect, a dynasty, or even... the entire cultivation world. New to the cultivation world, with no con
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Cultivation: I Have a Peach Blossom Dao Fruit 修仙:我有一枚桃花道果
[Classic cultivation fantasy] [No System] This is a vast world of cultivation. A young man named Jiang Yang, carrying the supreme Dao Fruit, stumbles into it, still innocent and unaware. The Dao Fruit is wondrous and profound. Watch as he rises step by step to the heavens. He governs love and marriage, commands fortune and prosperity, determines lifespan, understands cause and effect, forges flying swords, and cultivates divine abilities... Jiang Yang: “I have a peach blossom branch in hand, and
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You Really Are Surprisingly Suited to Evil Cultivation! 你真是意外的适合当邪修啊!
This book makes one solemn promise: you can insult the author, but once you’re done, please don’t insult me! The protagonist transmigrates here. He’s rather open-minded, and after enduring some hardships, he turns to the dark arts. His methods may be a little extreme, but at least he cleans up thoroughly and leaves no loose ends.
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The Fake Young Lady Has Completely Given Up and Gone Mad! 假千金她直接摆烂发疯啦!
The physical edition of Alternative Brilliance goes on presale on the 18th! What should you do if you become the fake heiress in a story about a real and fake heiress? Lie flat when it’s time to lie flat, and go crazy when it’s time to go crazy! Yan Zhizhi met the real heiress, Ning Yue, on a variety show. Then everyone realized Yan Zhizhi wasn’t quite the same as the person they’d known before. She’d gone crazy! When faced with a setback, everyone else tried to work through it. She just lay fla
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High Martial: A Matchup? I Can Beat Even the Empress! 高武:对比?女帝我也包赢的!
My name is Xu Anyan. In my previous life, I left Blue Star, ventured into the stars, attained the throne of an emperor, and subdued the heavens. After I fell, I was reborn and bound to the [Comparison System] alongside the boy staying at my house. Every so often, the System compares our strength. If I win, I receive a huge cache of resources to help me grow faster. If I lose, I have to take on a [Devoted Simp Challenge]. I have absolute confidence in myself. There’s no way the latter could e
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I Am Not the God of Drama 我不是戏神
The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa
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Fox Spirit Matchmaker: Born with Double Pupils, I Renew My Fate with Tushan Yaya from the Start 狐妖:开局重瞳,续缘涂山雅雅
After dying from staying up all night, Zhang Zhe transmigrates to the world of Fox Spirit Matchmaker. So many regrets in the original story? Sorry, not anymore! He gets a life simulator from the start, letting him defy fate again and again to save the people whose stories he couldn't bear to see end badly. In his first life, he is Shi Yi, the double-pupiled one, famed for eyes that split heaven and earth and an undefeated record. He is the born sage the Wangquan family has pinned all its hopes o
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Nationwide Development: I Spent a Hundred Billion Early to Bind the Empress 全民养成:提前氪金百亿绑定女帝
[A virtual pet-raising app for everyone has arrived! Bind a character from the cultivation world, get rewards in return, and grow stronger.] Shen Yun was reborn before the game launched, after his girlfriend had set him up. Nobody knew how valuable this app was! Before the top-up channel closed, he spent ten billion to bind the future empress, a woman with heaven-defying talent! A Sacred Body and Dao Embryo costs only 500,000 to activate? Buy it! A Divine Weapon costs just one million? I'll take
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Wasn’t It Just a Physical Boost? How Did You Become Pangu? 不是肉身增幅吗,你怎么成盘古了
[New book: After Losing My Cultivation, All My Female Disciples Covet My Body, now available!] Chen Feng transmigrated to a world where everyone could awaken an ability. The ability he awakened was a D-rank physical enhancement. He thought it was useless. To his surprise, his ability increased his strength by one pound every minute, and he could also gain energy by devouring anything, allowing him to level up! And so the monsters in the great secret realms entered the most desperate period of th
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Global: As an Undead Lord, I'm Unstoppable 全民:亡灵君主的我无敌了
The world undergoes a global mutation, and games invade reality, ushering in an era where everyone can choose a class! In a world teeming with monstrous beasts, only those who become class-changers can fight their way through bloodshed and claim the highest throne! Lin Changfeng transmigrates into this world and gets a god-tier Class System from the start. He awakens the one and only hidden class: the Undead Monarch! He gains the Monarch's authority, which grants all undead creatures under his c
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A Little Reunion: Aunt Song, I Didn't Scare You, Did I? 小欢喜:宋阿姨,我没吓到你吧
(Multiple female leads + an explosive start) (A fanfic of A Little Reunion. You can enjoy it even if you haven't watched the TV series.) Jiang Qing transmigrates into A Little Reunion and awakens the Perfect Life System. His looks, cooking skills, and knowledge are all maxed out. He's a master of everything, and even becomes the landlord of Shuxiang Yayuan. (I didn't have time to write a proper blurb, but the story is explosive. Let me say it again: multiple female leads, multiple female leads.)
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