Are You Trying to Make Me Laugh Myself to Death? I’m Staying Up All Night to Read! 要活活把我笑死吗？通宵看起来！

1. 1 让 I Asked You to Scavenge, and You Found a Nuclear Bomb? 让你捡破烂，你捡出来核弹？ Two Meals a Day一天饿两顿Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Feel-good] [Comedy] [Livestream] [No Romance] [Lighthearted] Su Yun transmigrates into a parallel world and joins the show The Strongest Challenger, where he draws the job of “scrap collector.” From the moment he finds a Type 38 rifle, things start getting weird. Police: “You’re just a scrap collector, so why are you always running into corpses?” Online viewers: “I told you to collect scrap, not solve crimes!” Military: “Holy crap! A pilgrimage of beasts! The Imperial Seal! The tomb of a Qin dy 19.2kReads8.8Score2.1k14d adds

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   This is genuinely hilarious. The first time the protagonist scavenges for trash, he finds a Type 38 rifle; the second time, he finds a corpse; and the third time, he pulls an armory from the bottom of a river. It's absolutely laughable.

2. 2 请 I Asked You to Handle a Lawsuit. Did You Have to Send the Judge Away Too? 请你打官司，你把法官也送走了？ One W Every Day一天一个达不溜Urban332k WordsCompleted Lin He was once an obscure little lawyer running a law firm on the verge of bankruptcy. Then, by sheer chance, he obtained the Outlaw System, and from that day on, his life became a cheat code. He leads Six Paths Law Firm to ever greater heights, eventually turning it into the largest law firm in the Dragon Kingdom. Lin He himself earns the title of the world's strongest combat mage. Rumor has it that when Lin He performs poorly in court, he can just barely win a case. When he performs normally, 873Reads7.7Score10214d adds
3. 3 一 One Wanted Criminal a Day. Classmate, Don't You Ever Take a Day Off? 一天一个通缉犯，同学你不休假吗 A Chick Crashes into an Eagle for Compensation小鸡碰瓷老鹰Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Catching criminals + criminal bait + everyday life + no romance] After the college entrance exams, Gao Ye stunned the nation with a perfect score. Reporters flocked to interview him, only to discover that he had vanished. When Gao Ye reappeared at the police academy's freshman opening ceremony, countless reporters rushed over. Reporter: Gao Ye, could you tell us what you did over the break? Gao Ye: Just a few little things. I caught a pickpocket, robbed a bank, spent a few days in prison, and b 29.4kReads9.0Score2.9k14d adds
4. 4 人 Other People's Spirit Weapons Are Cold Arms, So What the Heck Is Your Barrett? 人家器灵冷兵器，你巴雷特什么鬼 Lazy Little Assassin摸鱼小刺客Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyone Gets a Spirit Weapon + Lighthearted Fun + System + Power Fantasy + Barrett + Infinite Ammo + Invincible + Gorgeous School Beauty Pursues Him + She Wants to Pin Me Against the Wall + Gorgeous Heroines] Li Luo transmigrates to a high martial arts world invaded by eerie monsters. Everyone else’s spirit weapons are melee weapons. But his spirit weapon is the ultimate sniper rifle: a Barrett. It comes with two top-tier enchantments: [Infinite Ammo] and [Lifespan Plunder]. The System Shop al 12.2kReads8.4Score1.3k14d adds
5. 5 此 At This Moment, I Am China's Guardian Deity 此刻，我为华夏守护神 Wind, Flowers, Snow, and Joy风花雪乐Urban3.2M WordsOngoing On Christmas Eve, December 24, 0260, a large horde of sea beasts appeared in Old Copper Mountain, Mi Nation. Not a single person in the city survived! On April 23, 0261, Level 6 sea beasts appeared in North Bear Nation. The entire country fell! On New Year's Day, January 1, 0262, a Level 10 sea beast appeared in Huaxia, codenamed [Taotie]. Huaxia fell! In January 0260, Huaxia's God of War, Chen Feng, was reborn eleven months before the sea beasts emerged. He won the trust of the country's 1.3kReads9.0Score51014d adds
6. 6 王 Honor of Kings: The Server's Strongest Jungler, Worshiped Across the Internet 王者：国服最强野王，全网膜拜 Misty Rain婆娑烟雨Sports986k WordsCompleted [Honor of Kings] + [Feel-Good Power Trip] + [Livestream] + [Matchmaking] + [Jungle King] + [Light Slice of Life] Ye Lan, crushed by the pressures of life, unexpectedly awakens the [Jungle King System]. He transforms into the strongest jungler on the national server! And from the start, he takes a job from the number one player in the Peak Tournament! With the System, taking first place in the Peak Tournament should be a piece of cake, right? A whole host of top junglers, including Han Han, Bei M 8.3kReads8.2Score60714d adds
7. 7 开EN Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 333.1kReads9.7Score43.5k14d adds

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   To be honest, no one should disagree that this is funny.

8. 8 大EN A Freshman Internship, and You Go to Bureau 749 to Contain Monsters 大一实习，你跑去749收容怪物 Gaara's Sand我爱罗的沙Urban4.0M WordsOngoing [Decisive killing] [How could any monster be good?] [All monsters deserve to die] [Ruthless] During his sophomore summer vacation, Lu Ding had planned to use the time to take an internship and earn some living expenses. Who could have expected that the construction site where he interned would excavate a bleeding stone? The workers fled one after another, but Lu Ding charged in with a rotary hammer. After transmigrating to this world nearly twenty years ago, Lu Ding’s golden finger, the Monster 513.4kReads9.5Score39.7k14d adds

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   High-level martial arts, humorous, and ruthless.

9. 9 狗 Mind-Reading Dog Food: My Adorable Wife Is Fierce and Sweet 狗粮心声：超可爱老婆又凶又甜 Candy Is Super Sweet糖果齁甜鸭Urban506k WordsCompleted [The cover girl is the heroine herself] [Yang Chen, enter your 2008 rebirth wish list] Wish One: [Drain the pretty Su Luoli’s secret stash] Wish Two: [Make tons and tons of money and buy Su Luoli out of the Su family] Wish Three: [Well, I hope I get a System to help me make money. I just want to slack off] That’s all!! 29.9kReads9.4Score2.9k14d adds
10. 10 中 The Middle-Aged Slacker's Comeback 中年颓废男人的逆袭 A Man Entering Middle Age步入中年的男人Urban1.1M WordsCompleted The story is about an unemployed man in his forties whose life is going poorly. After accidentally ingesting something, a tiny stream of energy forms inside him. Through long experimentation, he gradually grows stronger and uses his inner power to change his life. The story depicts the man's transformation and everything that happens along the way, touching on physical health, friends, relatives, Taoism, officialdom, the entertainment industry, sports, and more. This is my first novel. You're we 12Reads6.2Score—14d adds

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    Pretty good novel

11. 11 刚 I Just Became His Disciple, and My Master Ascended! 刚拜师，师傅就飞升而去！ A Man Entering Middle Age步入中年的男人Sports422k WordsCompleted Huang Hua, a 17-year-old from E City in the Yanhuang Kingdom on Planet Earth, is beaten black and blue by a group of thugs. By chance, he runs into the Venerable Wufa, a powerful cultivator at the ascension stage who is passing by Earth. The Venerable says he and Huang Hua are fated to meet and wants to take him as a disciple. Thinking he’s run into a con artist, Huang Hua refuses a thousand times over. The Venerable Wufa takes him to Kunlun’s Forbidden Realm and puts him through such torment th 16Reads—Score—14d adds
12. 12 直 Live Science Explainer: Two Supreme Starter Packs 直播科普：开局至尊双礼包 The Struggling Little Tower扑街的小楼Urban2.7M WordsCompleted (Treasures, characters, and secret realms from all worlds + invincible + wish fulfillment) After transmigrating to another world, Su Mo discovers that it seems to be missing a great many anime, novels, and films. Just as Su Mo is about to become a copycat author and enter the entertainment industry, he discovers that characters and treasures from those missing works seem to have descended into this world. Fortunately, the System that arrives just in time is powerful enough to deliver. And so beg 1.7kReads8.0Score11514d adds
13. 13 神 I’m a God-Tier Support, Roaming Everywhere with the Nation at My Back 神级辅助到处浪，背靠国家不要慌 Gong Zhang Third Master弓长三爷Sports3.1M WordsOngoing [No Female Lead + Rousing + Funny + Pledges Allegiance to the Nation + Main Character Is Purely Support + Cathartic!!] Song Feng transmigrates to Blue Star, where games have become reality, and awakens the one-of-a-kind hidden class: Support Master. But it’s mocked as a “freeloader class”: ❌ Can’t specialize into a subclass! ❌ Skills are spread across the board, but none can be mastered! ❌ Attack power is even worse than an ordinary person’s! Until he activates the [God-Tier Support System], 1.4kReads8.8Score17014d adds
14. 14 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335.5kReads9.8Score46.5k14d adds

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    These are just a few suggestions; they're enough to make you laugh out loud. 😁😁😁

15. 15 不 If You Won't Write the Memorial, Why Are You Going on the Northern Campaign? 不写出师表，你北什么伐呀！ Autumn Wind Over Luoshui洛水秋风Historical2.8M WordsCompleted “This place is so delightful, I could forget all about Shu!” Liu Shan, who left behind this timeless saying, thought he had died. But when he opened his eyes again, he had become Zhao Gou, the emperor of the Great Song. With none of Zhao Gou's memories, he gazed at the officials filling the court and fell into deep thought. They have a chancellor here too? The name Qin Hui might not sound like much, but surely he's as capable in both letters and arms as my foster father! Hmm? Wait, why is there 44kReads8.9Score4.5k14d adds
16. 16 华 Consort Hua Is Reborn and Can Read Minds, Sending the Entire Harem into a Frenzy 华妃重生被读心，后宫娘娘都炸了 Su Hanzhou苏寒舟Female-Channel Fanfiction446k WordsCompleted [Comedy + savage clapbacks + everyone adores the protagonist + everyone stays clear-headed + no romance + sisterly, not yuri + everyone gets chewed out, including Consort Hua + everyone teams up to kill the dragon] [Consort Hua is the villain from beginning to end, and the story is told from the villain's perspective. She keeps her head held high and never kneels.] [Everyone gets taken down equally, so fans of any character should be prepared before reading.] Consort Hua, reborn with the plot an 6.4kReads9.4Score82314d adds
17. 17 传 The Legendary Shen Cangzhuo 传说中的沈藏拙 Yu Beneath the Pen笔下有瑜Ancient Romance437k WordsCompleted (Childhood betrothed + laugh-out-loud comedy + first-person narration + devoted to each other) Who raised the female lead to be such a little menace? At one, she beat up her cousin at her grab-a-treat ceremony. At two, she yanked out all the beard her father had spent six months growing. At three, she slapped the gossiping nanny, using both hands and feet. At four, she was already infamous throughout Jiangnan, a little tyrant parents invoked to stop their children crying at night: Before Shen 960Reads8.6Score12614d adds
18. 18 偷 Steal from the Imperial Palace to Raise the Prince: Anyone in My Way Dies 偷皇宫养皇子，谁挡路谁就死 Yang Xiuxiu扬岫岫Ancient Romance603k WordsCompleted [Thieving Maid ✖️ Prince of the Cold Palace] Two equally formidable leads, fiercely protective, raising him first, then fighting for power After dying, Shan Zhi transmigrates and is reborn in the Cold Palace. The moment she opens her eyes, Si Huaizheng is hoping she’ll die. Not the best start. … She hadn’t really planned on looking after him. But he calls her big sister… What can she do? Since she’s here, she might as well make a go of it. She can only take him along for the ride~ ❗Before she 54.2kReads9.4Score8.5k14d adds
19. 19 全 The Whole Family Is Insanely Eavesdropping on My Thoughts 全家偷听我心声杀疯了，我负责吃奶 Xia Shengsheng夏声声Ancient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted The Red Fruit short drama adaptation of My Whole Family Hears My Thoughts: Fu Bao Chaochao is now open for reservations! Please show it lots of support and give it a follow! [Whole-family mind reading + cannon fodder + beloved by the whole family + powerful figure transmigrates into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger + feel-good story] Lu Zhaozhao transmigrated into a book. She became a cannon-fodder character who was drowned at birth, while the heroine stole her identity. The heroine turned 14.5kReads9.6Score3.1k14d adds
20. 20 你 You're a Traffic Cop. Is It Appropriate to Take a Homicide Case? 你一个交警，抢刑侦的案子合适吗 Years Flow Like Water似水留年Urban2.5M WordsCompleted He transmigrated to a parallel world and became a graduate of the police academy. When Xu Lin received his job assignment, he was completely bewildered. He had graduated top of his class with perfect marks in criminal investigation, and was about to become a criminal investigator. So why had they assigned him to the traffic police? What was that supposed to mean? They wouldn’t let him work criminal investigations? Fine. A traffic cop could take on criminal investigations, too. On his first day a 94.5kReads9.3Score10.5k14d adds

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    I laughed until my stomach hurt from the very first chapter.

21. 21 豪 After the Tycoon Wife's Thoughts Are Read, the Melon Patch Is Full of Spies 豪门夫人被读心后，瓜田里都是猹 Leisurely and Carefree悠悠哉又哉Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The Whole Family Hears Her Thoughts + Gossip + Everyone’s Darling + Wealthy Family + Showbiz] Ji Fei’s soul was accidentally summoned into the wrong body, and she transmigrated into a wealthy wife who was about to get divorced. [Oh wow! After the divorce, I’ll be rich, gorgeous, and single. Who needs a husband? Huh? I was framed… Divorce! Hurry up and divorce me! If they uncover the truth, I’ll never get away!] President Qin, who was about to sign the divorce papers: ??? Before long, the compan 27.9kReads9.2Score4.2k14d adds
22. 22 快 Run! Wei Zheng Is Bringing His Son to Court! 快跑，魏征扛着他儿子上朝了！ My Bumpy Journey磕磕绊绊的我Historical1.2M WordsCompleted Year Seven of the Zhenguan era. A thunderous boom sounded in the sky, and I transmigrated into Wei Shuyu. As Wei Zheng's beloved son, shouldn't I help my father with his troubles? Li Shimin secretly hiding spending money? Take a break, Dad. I'll chew him out. Li Shimin wanting to take a concubine? Take a break, Dad. I'll chew him out. Li Shimin wanting to lead a personal campaign? Take a break, Dad. I'll chew him out... In short, whatever Li Shimin does, we oppose it. That's how you earn a reput 22.9kReads9.0Score2.7k14d adds

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    Li Shimin opened his eyes wide and faced two trolls. Life was too hard, and too ridiculous.

23. 23 毒 Oath of Death, 1941 毒誓一九四一 A Snow Fills the BowA大雪满弓刀Urban1.2M WordsCompleted This is a tale of ordinary people in the War of Resistance, of people from every stratum of society waging a grueling struggle against the invaders. In the frozen mountains of the Northeast, and across the northeastern lands beneath the invaders' iron hooves, there was a group of people who climbed over ice and slept in snow, going hungry and cold, all to drive the vicious bandits out of their homeland. They gave up their own lives, the lives of their families, and the lives of the next generati 18.3kReads9.4Score2k14d adds

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    There's a special kind of person called a bastard. We usually just watch from afar, since anything associated with a bastard isn't exactly a good thing. But it's strange, why do we get tired of watching them?

24. 24 抗 The Young Bandit King of the War Against Japan 抗日之少年匪王 Waves浪涛Urban2.3M WordsCompleted On July 7, 1937, the War of Resistance Against Japan broke out. A poor young man named Zhao Erlin takes to the hills by accident while trying to save his older brother, and through quick wits and guts, rises to become the mountain stronghold’s third-in-command. Under Zhao Erlin’s leadership, the bandits rob Japanese supply trucks, blow up bridges to disrupt Japanese transport routes, and poison the Japanese water supply. This ragtag bunch gradually grows into a formidable bandit force hated by b 3.1kReads8.7Score29014d adds
25. 25 帝 The Empire’s Great Bandit 帝国大反贼 White Lonely Island白色孤岛Historical5.8M WordsCompleted (This is a traditional alternate-history novel.) That year, more than a dozen prefectures suffered a severe drought, and the harvest failed completely. That year, five powerful military governors carved up the land, and their princes rebelled. That year, Zhang Yunchuan became an outlaw and one of the great bandits of Jiufeng Mountain. 49.7kReads8.7Score4.3k14d adds
26. 26 上 A Bandit on the Mountain, Fighting the Japanese Down Below 上山为匪：下山抗日 The Galaxy Is Also a Grain of Sand银河也是一粒沙Urban696k WordsCompleted After Mo Fan was kidnapped by a gang of female bandits, he had no choice but to show off his talents for all he was worth to prove he could be useful and stay alive. He gradually sank into life among the bandits, until the September 18 Incident changed everything! 3.4kReads8.9Score29214d adds
27. 27 民 Republican-Era China: From Ruthless Bandit to King of Assassins 民国之从悍匪到杀手之王 Great Snow of the Gengshen Year庚申大雪Urban1.9M WordsCompleted This book is complete, so feel free to dive in. The author's new book, A Republic-Era Diviner Who Sends the Japanese Devils to Their Graves: I'm a Professional, is also available. Come check it out! In a bandit stronghold in the three northeastern provinces, the bandit king Wang Laoliu, known as the Iron King of Hell, starts out as a notorious outlaw who robs Japanese devils. He fights his way across half of China and gradually rises to become the King of Nanyang. Unlike traditional War of Resis 20.3kReads8.3Score1.7k14d adds
28. 28 悍 The Bandit's Glory 悍匪的巅峰 A Bandit's Springtime土匪的春天Urban2.1M WordsCompleted Hu Fei is the descendant of an old Northeast Chinese bandit, living in a modern city. At home, he has a great-grandfather so brilliant he seems almost supernatural, who often quotes, “Growing old without dying makes you a thief!” He also has an old retainer who holds the title of chief of the Thousand Gates and commands its eight branches, mastering all kinds of strange and ingenious techniques. After being taught for twenty years by these two antique-level eccentrics, Hu Fei has become incredib 4.9kReads9.0Score48814d adds
29. 29 流 Ruffian Bandit: Blackmailing with My Sister-in-Law 流氓悍匪：带着嫂子黑吃黑 Little Bear Sharpens a Knife小熊磨刀Historical1.1M WordsOngoing Reborn into a chaotic age, I became a bandit. In my previous life, I was betrayed by my own family and died a miserable death. This time, I trust no one. To me, there are no close or distant relations, only friends and foes. Nobody gets to guilt-trip me into doing what they want! When my twin brother tries to kill me, I kill him instead and inherit his wife and stronghold. The world is in chaos. The boss of a larger bandit camp bullies me, and the county magistrate tries to use me. So I’ll prey 76Reads8.8Score—14d adds
30. 30 明 The Meddlesome Troublemaker of Late Ming 明末搅屎棍 Nine Paths of Zhongnan终南九道Historical2.7M WordsCompleted In the fourth year of Hongwu, the land lay in ruins. Yangzhou was particularly devastated, with corpses everywhere and people driven to eat their own children. To understand the people's suffering, Zhu Yuanzhang traveled incognito to Shanghu County. There, he seemed to have entered a paradise beyond the mortal world. Highways, skyscrapers, a world of delights: the county had it all! The elderly were cared for, children were educated, and when he saw Shanghu County Experimental Primary School, Zh 10.2kReads8.7Score63514d adds

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