Books That Make You Laugh Until You Wet Yourself in Every Chapter 每一章都爆笑，笑尿的书

1. 401 我 I’m Just Slacking Off, Who Accused Me of Usurping the Throne? 我一摸鱼的，谁污蔑我摄政？ Who Knows Where知向谁边Historical1.6M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy] + [alternate history] + [one heroine] + [nearly invincible] My name is Ling Chen, and I'm in ancient times. To obtain citizenship in the Great Zhou dynasty, I was forced to volunteer for the Vanguard Battalion and go chop people up on the battlefield. By a twist of fate, I rescued an old geezer from the enemy. It was the best investment I ever made. I thought I had latched onto a powerful patron. But... Why am I the MVP when the results screen comes up? That's when I final 32.7kReads8.5Score2.4kShelves

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   Here it comes! Here it comes!

2. 402 师 Senior Sister Doesn't Come Home at Night 师姐夜不归 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance14k WordsCompleted My Senior Sister Never Comes Home at Night 9Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 403 那 That Night, We Became Accomplices 那一夜，我们成了同谋 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted That Night, We Became Accomplices 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Hahaha, that's hilarious! 😄😄

4. 404 他 He Always Wants to Tap My Acupoints 他总想点我穴 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊26k WordsCompleted He Always Wants to Tap My Acupoints 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I accidentally sent "Baby, muah!" To my cold-faced boss. Oh no, I was doomed. But then he called me into his office: "Promotion. Be my special assistant." Later I discovered—this domineering CEO, whom no one dared to mess with, had never even heard a "Happy Birthday" from me.

5. 405 禁 Forbidden Surrender: Monday Through Thursday, I Belong to Him 禁忌沉沦：周一到周四，我是他的 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted Forbidden Descent: Monday to Thursday, I Belong to Him 304Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 406 嫁 I Regretted Marrying Him 嫁给他后我后悔了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted I Regretted Marrying Him 7Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 407 我 I Made a Million Cultivators Cry with Rage 我气哭了百万修炼者 Shopkeeper Ziyuan紫苑掌柜Eastern Fantasy3.2M WordsOngoing “I reached the Qi Opening Realm in three days! Can you do that?” “No!” hundreds of thousands of cultivators shouted in unison. Jiang Bei was reborn with an Anger System. Cultivate? There’s no way I’m cultivating. Why bother when I can just spend my free time making people mad and racking up points? That feels much better. Thinking of those people flying into helpless rages, Jiang Bei smiled faintly. More anger points! 255Reads8.3Score100Shelves
8. 408 前 My Ex-Boyfriend Doesn’t Dare Touch Me 前男友他不敢碰我 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊15k WordsCompleted My Ex-Boyfriend Doesn't Dare Touch Me 98Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 409 她 The Three Years She Raised Me 她养我的那三年 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Modern Romance7k WordsCompleted The Three Years She Raised Me 488Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 410 开 Sold from the Start, I Forge My Path to Victory in the Prince's Manor 开局被卖，我在王府开启逆袭之路 Cang Jiao苍蛟Ancient Romance2.6M WordsOngoing [Scheming Young Lord vs. Purehearted Girl + Innate Herculean Strength + Lighthearted + No Angst] A Nu was born into a family so poor they could barely afford to eat. When her younger siblings both fell ill at the same time and the family had no money at all, she had no choice but to sell herself as a servant to the Guangling Prince’s household. She’d heard that the masters of wealthy families were hard to please, and that if one of them took a fancy to her and made her a concubine, the principal 73.8kReads8.8Score3.7kShelves

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    Is the kind of laughing pull okay?

11. 411 我 My Wife's World 我妻世界 Why Say So Much何必言深Urban2.4M WordsCompleted When worlds descend and the world itself is threatened, no one can stay out of it! Biological anomalies! Climate anomalies! Geological anomalies! Anomalies in the laws of nature! All anomalies must be eliminated! Become the world’s [white blood cells] and devour them! The West: “I will protect our world!” The East: “We will protect our shared home!” Zhang: “I will protect my wife!” Everyone: “???” [Comedic and lighthearted] [Includes hand-drawn monster illustrations] 33.6kReads9.2Score3.6kShelves
12. 412 天 The Heavenly Dao Fixed a Bug, So I Fixed a Bug in the Heavenly Dao 天道改bug，我给天道改bug Ten Thousand Gu万蛊14k WordsCompleted The Heavenly Dao Fixes Bugs, and I Fix Bugs in the Heavenly Dao 2Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 413 闺 My Best Friend Mocked Me for Marrying a Poor Guy. Fifteen Years Later, I Took Her to Dinner Wearing Gold Bangles on Every Finger 闺蜜嫌我嫁穷小子，十五年后我戴满金镯请她吃饭 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted My best friend mocked me for marrying a poor guy. Fifteen years later, I wore gold bangles from wrist to elbow and took her out to dinner 19Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 414 我 I'm a Swordsman, So How Am I Supposed to Survive in a Matriarchal World? 我男剑仙，让我在女权世界怎么活 Zhi Nian栀念Urban3.1M WordsCompleted Chu Qing transmigrates into a world where women hold all the power, and discovers that everything is different! Here, women pursuing men is the norm. Women earn money and support the family, while men are expected to look pretty! Men have to uphold the virtues of a husband, while women need a house and a car to marry a man. And if a man is supported by a woman, people even say he's living off her! Good grief! There are even hordes of women who spend all day thinking about how to hit on guys! As 77Reads5.5Score—Shelves
15. 415 小 The Little Divine Doctor Comes Down from the Mountain, and My Senior Sisters Dote on Me 小神医下山，我家师姐太宠我了 One Leaf Hides the Sky一叶遮天Urban3.8M WordsCompleted [Feel-Good Story + Shameless Hero + Senior Sisters + Hilarious] The Kunlun miracle doctor specializes in calling out big talkers! With a divine needle that defies heaven in one hand and a sword to defeat his enemies in the other, he returns to the city and roars across the nine heavens! “There’s no one Zhang Xiaofan can’t treat, and no illness I can’t cure! There are only people I don’t want to treat!”, Zhang Xiaofan I command wealth and power. No matter how rich or influential you are, you’ll f 2kReads9.1Score304Shelves
16. 416 我 The Useless Husband I’ve Raised for Eight Years 我养了八年的废物老公 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊12k WordsCompleted My Useless Husband, Whom I’ve Raised for Eight Years 41Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 417 那 That Day, She Said: Get Down on Your Knees and Beg Me 那天，她说：跪下来求我 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted That day, she said, “Get on your knees and beg me.” 15Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 418 牛 Amazing! You Asked Me to Livestream an Antique Appraisal, but I Put Someone on Trial? 牛！让你直播鉴宝，你给人鉴刑？ Listening to the Clouds听云Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Feel-Good Story] + [Everyday Urban Life] + [No Angst or Tragedy] + [System] Also known as: You Sent Your Viewer to Prison from the Start? Who Told You to Livestream Like That! I Asked You to Livestream Appraisals, Not Sentence Your Viewers! I Asked You to Appraise Treasures, and You Handed Your Viewer a Death Sentence? Su Fan transmigrates. With only three days left to live, he awakens a System that grants him one superpower each week. He starts by appraising a treasure, only to discover it’s a 4.5kReads8.0Score455Shelves
19. 419 婚 The Night My Marriage Fell Apart: My Comeback Begins with Breaking Off the Engagement 婚裂之夜：逆袭从退婚开始 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted The Night of a Marriage on the Rocks: My Comeback Begins with a Broken Engagement 1Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 420 用 You Tricked Me into Delivering Takeout by Promising Immortality? 用成仙骗我送外卖？ Not Febuxostat非布司她Urban2.0M WordsCompleted After achieving fame and success, Song Heqing finds himself in an unfamiliar world, with a divorce agreement lying in front of him. Without a moment's hesitation, he writes his name on it. Then he hears the word “Daddy,” and instantly freezes. Had he just become a father out of the blue? He hadn't wanted to get involved, but the four-year-old girl was simply too adorable. Having a daughter would be one thing, but then an inexplicable “support System” shows up, making things even more ridiculous. 24.9kReads7.7Score2.4kShelves
21. 421 她 She Was Already Married When She Wed Me, Yet It Took Her Ten Years to Make Me Willingly Fall for Her Lies 她嫁给我时已是人妻，却用十年让我甘愿被骗 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted She was already another man’s wife when she married me, yet it took her ten years to make me willingly accept the lie 65Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 422 他 He Goes Wild, She Sells Swords, and Their Dating Show Goes Off the Rails 他发癫，她贩剑，恋综画风被带偏 Zhang Xianhe张显赫Urban2.2M WordsOngoing [Goofy comedy + memes + one heroine + sweet romance + entertainment industry + dating show + System] In a parallel world, Ji Feng was assigned by his company to appear on the dating show Love Loading on Toilet TV. At the same time, his System activated! A dating show? Even a dog wouldn't... film one! But this is a high-traffic "sweet romance" show, so of course I'll do it! He was paired with Shen Xiazhi, a Sichuan-Chongqing actress who had been blacklisted and was known as the production team's 52.2kReads8.9Score7.1kShelves
23. 423 她 She Supports Her with His Money 她用他的钱养着她 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted She Used His Money to Keep Herself 6Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 424 末 On the Day of the Apocalypse, a Six-Foot-Tall Man-Mom Fell from the Sky 末日那天，天上掉下来一个一米九的男妈妈 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚8k WordsCompleted On the Day of the Apocalypse, a Six-Foot-Two Mama-Boy Fell from the Sky 39Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 425 五 The Boyfriend I Rented for 500 Yuan Is My Boss’s Brother 五百块租来的男友，是我老板的哥哥 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The Boyfriend I Rented for 500 Yuan Is My Boss's Older Brother 1.8kReads—Score—Shelves
26. 426 重 Reborn and Rejecting the Marriage, I Left the Scumbag and His Cousin Red-Faced 重生拒婚，我把渣男和他表妹的脸打肿了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Ancient Romance6k WordsCompleted Reborn and Refusing the Marriage, I Beat My Jerk Ex and His Cousin Black and Blue 205Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 427 嫡 The Crippled Prince My Elder Sister Refused to Marry, I Helped Him to the Throne 嫡姐不愿嫁的残废王爷，被我扶上了龙椅 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Ancient Romance8k WordsCompleted My Elder Sister Refused to Marry the Disabled Prince, So I Helped Him Take the Throne 23Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 428 哥 After My Siblings Came Out, I Became My Family’s Only Hope 哥哥姐姐出柜后，我成了家里唯一的希望 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted After My Older Brother and Sister Came Out, I Became the Family's Only Hope 26Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 429 别 Stay Away from Me, or You’ll Become a Simp 别靠近我，会变成舔狗 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚7k WordsCompleted Don't Get Too Close to Me, or You'll Turn into a Hopeless Simp 30Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 430 影 The Movie Emperor Doesn’t Stick to the Script 影帝他不按剧本来 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance30k WordsCompleted The Movie Emperor Doesn’t Stick to the Script 19Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Hilarious Sweet Romance | Social Scene | Reserved Male Lead | Sober Female Lead] The whole internet is raving about my fairytale romance with the movie star. Nobody knows we had a contract marriage; he gave me resources, and I cleared his name. Until I won Best Actress of the Year for my acting skills, and slammed the divorce papers in front of him: "Boss, the contract's expired, not renewing." He stopped me in front of the entire internet, his voice trembling: "Wife, that date… can I have a third date?"

31. 431 我 My Whole Family Is Reborn, and They Battle It Out at Home Every Day 我家全员重生者，他们天天宅斗 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚10k WordsCompleted Everyone in My Family Is Reborn, and They Spend Every Day Fighting for Favor at Home 40Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 432 金 Big Sister Sponsor, Please Accept Your Little Wolf 金主姐姐，请签收你的小狼狗 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted Sugar Mama, Please Accept Your Puppy Boy 109Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 433 弹 The Comments Say I’m the Villainess, So I Drove the Male Lead’s Little Brother Wild 弹幕说我是恶毒女配，我把男主弟弟撩疯了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted The Comments Said I Was the Vicious Female Supporting Character, So I Drove the Male Lead's Younger Brother Wild 31Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 434 影 The Movie Emperor’s Assistant Is the CEO’s Unforgettable First Love 影帝的助理是霸总白月光 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊18k WordsCompleted The Movie Emperor's Assistant Is the CEO's White Moonlight 60Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 435 瞎 Blind Corn! Rotten Potatoes! Worthless Children, Get on Your Knees! 瞎苞米！烂土豆！极品儿女靠边跪 Lucky Cat招财猫儿Modern Romance3.6M WordsOngoing [Period] [The 1980s] [Light Ensemble Cast] [Reborn] [Feel-Good] [No Golden Finger] [Family Life] (Also known as: Reborn in the 1980s: The Old Lady Leaves Her Children Behind) Seventy-year-old Wu Zhiqiu is Reborn in the era when her children still depend on her hard work and sacrifice! In her previous life, she played favorites and ended up alone and miserable in her old age. This time, she refuses to repeat the past. The old lady decides to leave her children behind and enjoy the rest of her lif 194.4kReads9.3Score8.3kShelves

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    "You have a mouth like a fucking old catfish throwing seeds, hair rolled into felt, and a face with big spots. Your brain has been in water, raised fish, jumped over toads, and walked past donkeys! Why did I give you my shop for nothing? You have atrophied cerebellum, brain stopped developing, hemiplegia, total paralysis, and your eyes can move all over your body. I give it to you!" The third child's mouth was like smearing selu, and he kept spraying out. 👍

36. 436 重 Back in the Entertainment Industry, I Joined Forces with Four Actresses to Set Things Right 重回娱乐圈，我带四位女明星整顿行业 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊22k WordsCompleted Back in Showbiz, I Joined Four Actresses to Clean Up the Industry 120Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 437 认 After Reuniting with Our Families, Everyone’s Plans Go Haywire 认亲后，大家的画风一起跑偏了 Midnight Murder Ball午夜凶球Modern Romance386k WordsCompleted Whenever the young Li Guanlan saw all the family scandals and chaos in the news online, she would thank Heaven that she was born into a loving, well-off family with parents who adored her. Then one day, a bolt from the blue struck: she had been switched at birth seventeen years ago! You’ve got to be kidding! What kind of family was she being sent to? Wealthy! Complicated! Emotionally distant! Her biological mother was as indifferent as a chrysanthemum and bad at expressing herself. Time to start 47.3kReads9.5Score5.4kShelves

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    The books I read this year, and the ones I'll be strongly recommending this year, aren't just funny because they're based on internet memes. They're books that genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, made me laugh. I feel like a lot of comedy books these days just borrow jokes. But this one isn't!

38. 438 捉 After Catching Them Cheating, I Became the Top Trending Topic 捉奸后，我成了热搜第一 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊44k WordsCompleted After Catching My Partner Cheating, I Became the Top Trending Topic 48Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 439 倾 The Alluring Female Coroner 倾城女仵作 Yue Mo月莫Mystery1.4M WordsCompleted (Comic adaptation of The Beautiful Coroner now available) (Print edition of The Beautiful Coroner now on sale) After the mysterious death of her father, a coroner, Ye Caitang was saddled with a huge debt of fifty taels of silver. She had no choice but to sell herself to the Six Doors and work like a beast of burden for her creditor, Xia Yue, a renowned detective. Fortunately, Ye Caitang possessed the soul of an experienced modern forensic pathologist. Using modern forensic science, she deciphere 21.7kReads9.4Score3.1kShelves

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    Trust me, after reading these three books, laughing until your abs hurt is not a dream.

40. 440 她 She Is a Man 她是男人 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted She Is a Man 35Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 441 娱 The Entertainment Industry’s Guide to Hunting for Love 娱乐圈猎爱法则 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊31k WordsCompleted The Rules of Love Hunting in the Entertainment Industry 9Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 442 陪 On the Night of My Burial, I Brought the God of War Prince Back from the Dead 陪葬夜，我让战神王爷起死回生 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance1.6M WordsCompleted Short drama adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors" Animated adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors: The Prince’s Beloved" [Hilarious + Transmigration + Sweet romance + Obsessive love + Devoted pairing + Imperial physician heroine + Palace and household intrigue + Inspirational] I was a military doctor with a PhD when I transmigrated, only to find myself about to be buried alive as a sacrifice for the dead God of War, the Prince? I grabbed the burial offerings and ran, planning to live in luxu 20.6kReads9.3Score2.4kShelves

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    The first chapter is hilarious, non-stop laughs from beginning to end. ① Hilarious transmigration: A goddess-like doctor transmigrates into a coffin to be buried alive, only to discover the prince is still salvageable – sweet and funny. ② Hilarious mind-reading + gossip system: The prince's gossip-eating antics are absolutely hilarious. ③ Silly and hilarious: A charming and beautiful woman, the male and female leads swap bodies with the Demon Lord – all sorts of crazy antics. ④ Strong female lead, a satisfying transmigration story with a space dimension – she takes down scum and builds her career – incredibly satisfying. ⑤ Hilarious mind-reading: A tyrant with two personalities constantly jealous of each other – hilariously funny.

43. 443 修 A Cultivation Master Transmigrates into the Modern Entertainment Industry 修真大佬穿越现代娱乐圈 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Jiang Suyun, the undefeated God of War of the cultivation world, was betrayed by the one he loved. After his physical body was destroyed, his soul transmigrated into the modern world, where spiritual qi revival was underway. He had planned to keep a low profile as a newcomer in the entertainment industry, but during a performance, he accidentally stirred up a celestial phenomenon that drew everyone’s attention. After the show, he was attacked by a mysterious assailant, and the power of the stars 551Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 444 爆 Hilarious Mind Reading: The Prince Eats Gossip Until He Throws Up 爆笑读心术，王爷吃瓜吃到吐 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance452k WordsCompleted Short drama adaptation: The Hilarious Mind-Reading Art: The Prince Laughs at Gossip Until He Chokes Manhua adaptation: The Princess's Inner Thoughts Are Full of Gossip, and the Prince Is Hooked; The Princess's Inner Thoughts Can't Be Hidden [Historical fantasy + mind-reading + gossip System + silly comedy + System space + sweet romance + feel-good revenge + transmigration to an alternate world + palace and household intrigue + devoted and powerful couple + marriage before love + healing a posses 23.7kReads9.1Score2kShelves
45. 445 女 I’m a Three-Year-Old Empress, Yet Dad Keeps Tossing Me Out! 女帝三岁半，我又被爹爹丢出去啦 My Mom Told Me to Go on a Blind Date我妈喊我去相亲Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted [Short drama now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) [Animated comic now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) Ye Tuantuan was sneaking snacks in the kitchen when her prince father caught her red-handed. As he grabbed her by the collar and lifted her up, she was still secretly biting down on a shrimp with all her might. Ninth Prince: “Is this really my kid? How can she be so dumb? Maybe I should just throw her away.” Ye Tuantuan’s eyes sparkled. “Wow, Daddy is so handsome.” Empress System: “I’ve n 18kReads9.5Score1.4kShelves

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    This is an incredibly cute little story about a baby! The female lead is a real three-year-old who is bound to an Empress System. She absolutely loves yellow clothes with dragons on them. The first time she met the Emperor, she was captivated by the dragons on his clothes, and he made her a cute yellow dress with a big-eyed dragon. The second time she met the Emperor, she took a liking to the dragon throne in the court and climbed up when her father wasn't looking. The third time she went to see the Emperor, he said he would give her a gift and she could take anything she wanted from the Imperial Study. The little girl took the Imperial Seal, and when the Emperor returned from his business, he didn't notice and assumed she hadn't taken anything. When she got home, she took out the Imperial Seal and put it in front of her father, almost scaring him to death. Hahahaha, the whole book is hilarious, and everyone dotes on the female lead! Highly recommended!

46. 446 替 The Stand-In Won’t Follow the Script 替身她不按剧本演出 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted The Substitute Doesn’t Follow the Script 3Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 447 救 Help! The Demon Lord and I Switched Bodies, and Now He's Carrying My Baby 救命！与魔尊互换后他怀了我的崽 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance525k WordsCompleted [Hilarious transmigration + System space + body swap + sweet romance + yandere + two powerful, devoted leads + everyone’s favorite + ensemble cast + multiple couples] Ye Pianpian accidentally transmigrates into a cultivation world and becomes the most miserable villainess in the Longevity Sect. The System tells her she has to win over the Demon Lord to survive, but she swaps bodies with him the moment she transmigrates. She breezes through the entrance test, becoming a genius girl who draws ever 828Reads7.4Score101Shelves
48. 448 我 My User Is a Female Celebrity 我的用户是女明星 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊28k WordsCompleted My User Is a Female Celebrity 20Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 449 做 Be a Concubine? You're Not Worthy! I'll Find a Better Match, and You'll Beg Me to Stay 做妾？你也配？另谋高嫁你下跪 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance565k WordsCompleted This book is now available as a full-cast audio drama, and it’s hilarious! Give it a listen! [Hilarious Transmigration + Medical Space + Sweet, Satisfying Romance + Power Struggles + Palace and Household Intrigue + Mutual Devotion and Strength] A genius in medicine and poison transmigrates to ancient times with a medical space. She wakes up in a coffin, only to have a bewitching man try to steal it? Her ex-husband favors his concubine, abuses his wife, and shamelessly claims her dowry? Her fathe 5.6kReads8.9Score556Shelves
50. 450 本 The Local Gang Has No Manners at All 本地的帮会太没有礼貌了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊22k WordsCompleted The local gangs have no manners at all. 17Reads—Score—Shelves

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