I'm So Frustrated, Any Masterpieces? No Power Trip Stories, Just Smart, Funny Ones 燥死我了,有没有神书,爽文别了,要动脑子搞笑的
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Teacher Laoliu: I Got Soaked, and You Want to Hold an Umbrella? 老六老师:我淋过雨你们想撑伞?
[Live streaming + System + crafty pranks + meme references + comedy + no female lead or romance] A lighthearted comedy. Please don't take it as a reflection of real life. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Feng discovers that he's become a teacher born in the 2000s, competing in the “Nationwide Search for the Most Beautiful Teacher” contest. For six months, his classes are livestreamed from start to finish. Faced with a group of innocent, down-to-earth high school freshmen, Jiang Fe
21.8kReads9.3Score2.6kShelves
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He's This Shameless? And He Calls Himself a Cultivator? 他这么贱,真是修仙之人?
[Lighthearted Cultivation] [Ensemble Cast] [Steady Pacing] [If you mind joining the sect only to shovel manure, proceed with caution] The Daode Sect opened its doors to new disciples, and Xu Ye drew widespread attention with his innate sword spirit root. Unexpectedly, both sworn brothers who had traveled with him also possessed innate sword spirit roots. The Daode Sect rejoiced, convinced its future was bright. But after the three entered the sect, it was thrown into chaos, and peace was a thing
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My Hilarious Junior Sister Is a Laid-Back Cultivator 沙雕师妹咸鱼修仙
[Xianxia + comedy + immortal cultivation + suona] Yun Qiqi spent her whole life as a happy slacker in the modern world. She never expected that after dying, she'd transmigrate to an immortal cultivation world where everyone was a workaholic. But she still refused to work! When choosing a master, Yun Qiqi thought it over for a long time. Sword cultivators worked too hard and had no money. Talisman cultivators drew talismans all day, and she couldn't even write properly, let alone draw talismans.
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I Really Do Have a Soft-Rice-Eating King System 我真有一个软饭王系统
“Over 99 percent of the Host’s cells are dormant. You meet the basic requirements for living off others. Bind the system?” “Yes, yes! Bind it, right away!” Warning: To successfully live off others, you must first learn self-discipline!!! Warning: It’s a soft life, but you’ll still have to work hard. If you don’t like workaholics, don’t open this. Warning: The protagonist will live off lots of people (and animals). If that bothers you, don’t click.
145.7kReads9.3Score14kShelves
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Shocking! The Metaphysics Master Can Hear People's Thoughts 震惊!玄学大佬被读心了
[Mysticism + ghost hunting + fortune-telling + mind-reading + lighthearted] After graduating with a law degree, Xia Wange, heir to a Daoist sect, sees a wheelchair shimmering with purple energy at a car crash site. Born unable to gather energy, she can’t bring herself to leave the wheelchair alone. [I’ll carry this wheelchair off and borrow the energy on it to draw talismans. Then I’ll be the undisputed goddess of the supernatural world!] Lu Qiu, the CEO still trapped in the wreckage, inexpli
128.2kReads9.5Score21.7kShelves
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The Evil God’s Ranch 邪神牧场
[No System]+ [No Heroine]+ [Cthulhu]+ [No Tired Tropes] (Also known as: Sequence: Ascension to Godhood) The Dark Prison has merged with reality, and bizarre creatures are invading the world through the “Gates.” An organization has quietly emerged, calling themselves the Wardens. They keep the bizarre creatures behind the “Gates,” and capture and contain any that make it into the world. Lu Xiao accidentally fell into the Dark Prison and lived there alone for three years. After the Wardens discove
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The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声,我摆烂吃瓜!
[Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so
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Senior Brother, Go Ahead and Be Absurd! Don't Worry About Whether I Live or Die 师兄你就抽象吧!不用管我死活
When we first met, Senior Brother said, “Shh, an otherworldly demon has infiltrated our Skyvault Sect. Junior Sister, you must be careful.” Then Senior Brother kicked my friend out. Later, Senior Brother said, “The deep-sea flood dragon has committed countless evils. We cultivators must draw our swords and slay it.” Then Senior Brother killed a little snake. Later still, Senior Brother said, “A million demons are about to invade. Junior Sister, go warn everyone.” After that day, countless locust
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The Grand Tutor's Darling Is Red-Hot 太傅家的宝贝火辣辣
[Two male leads / ancient times to modern day / sweet, slightly goofy comedy / both leads are devoted to each other] [Elegant, scheming top × cheerful, sweet bottom] The most doted-on little crown prince of the Great An Dynasty transmigrated after he died. In the modern world three thousand years later, his father was dead and his mother had remarried. He was nothing but a miserable, struggling burden. Stepfather: “I feed and clothe you, so you should be grateful!” Stepbrother: “You're just like
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Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关
Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year.
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Call Me Lord Ghost Messenger 请叫我鬼差大人
After the Eternal Night, terror returned. Ten miles of desolate graves, eerie singing. An old man searching for his arms, a headless baby... They kept piecing their bodies back together, unleashing an even more terrifying aura. In the wasteland, even a severed hand could destroy heaven and earth. In this world of darkness and despair, a post office appeared and vanished from view... A mysterious young man, a postal carriage traveling through the void... One blood-red letter after another became
168.8kReads9.5Score19.1kShelves
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Joy in the Tang Dynasty 喜唐
Bright and glorious is the Tang, favored by Heaven to rule the myriad lands. Our founding ancestors answered Heaven’s call, and the four imperial clans followed its ways. Heaven granted us boundless blessings, and our clans share a common virtue. Our descendants carry on the legacy, offering sacrifices to the gods and matching the Pole Star. What did it really mean for all nations to pay tribute? Was it about uncritically worshipping foreign languages, or going abroad and being treated as honore
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Above the Immortals 仙人之上
(No harem, no formulaic plot, no invincible protagonist, no System, no brainless characters, and no wish-fulfillment. Read at your own discretion.) The ancient Immortal Court had crumbled into ruins, and the immortals of old had fallen into slumber. The world changed with every passing day, and seas became fields. All that remained of ancient times existed only in myths. Thousands of years later, the ruins of the Immortal Court once more rose above the nine heavens, and the sleeping immortals be
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From the Start, Selling Muscle-Building Tonics at a Street Stall 开局地摊卖大力
[The Dali anime premieres on July 29. Search the title on Tomato to watch the PV.] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Muscle-Boosting Potion? Detoxifying Soybeans? Lucky Cherries? They can't keep them in stock! The world's top tycoons, richest men, popular streamers, and strongest experts all come to buy them. Jiang Nan: "I'm not even a tiny bit interested in money!
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I’m Lin Tutu! Starting Today, I’m Rising to the Top 我!林兔兔!从今日开始崛起
[Spiritual qi revival + System + urban life + comedy] Lin Qiu is chosen by 9527 and reborn two minutes in the past. From then on, he can awaken a new skill every day. He thinks he’s about to reach the pinnacle of life, but who could have guessed his skills would all involve spreading seeds, fertilizing, and breeding? What kind of ridiculous skills are these? Where are the promised X-ray vision and space powers?
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My Junior Sister Is Overpowered, Yet Ridiculously Goofy 小师妹明明超强却过分沙雕
(The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh
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The Cultivation World’s Sickly Number One 修真界第一病秧子
The complete print edition of A Double Crossing is now available on all platforms. Relationship blogger Lin Du died of a broken heart after being driven crazy by hopeless romantics. After death, she transmigrated into a tragic romance cultivation novel, becoming the beautiful, powerful, yet doomed junior uncle who paved the way for the protagonists' great love with her own ashes. After reading the script, she slowly typed a question mark. “Have they dug up every wild vegetable on this sect's mou
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I Rule the Desert Island Variety Show, Top-Tier Star. You’re Strong as a Wild Boar 荒岛综艺我称王,顶流野猪你的强
Jian Xun is a wild boar. Right now, she’s being forced to serve as a laborer in this world. With an alcoholic father, a mother who favors her son, a hard life, and a broken family. The little wild boar sneered: “You don’t know when you’ve got it good. You people are beyond saving!” To her son-obsessed adoptive mother, she smiled and suggested: “Why not just marry your son? You can be his wife and his mother. Everyone will praise you for managing the household!” To the arrogant male lead whose be
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Thank Goodness That Kid Became a Cop! 这小子得亏是当了警察啊!
Xu Lai transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a police officer, and unexpectedly awakens a god-tier detective System. Whenever he catches a criminal or solves a case, he receives a random reward from the System. The only problem is that the System’s rewards aren’t quite what he expected... “I’m a cop. Why the heck did you give me the skill to counterfeit money?” Xu Lai is initially close to breaking down. But on the very day he reports for duty, he runs into the leader of a counterfeit-money
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Reborn into the Wrong Family, I Change My Fate with a Cursed Tongue 投错胎后,我靠乌鸦嘴逆天改命
[Adorable child + lighthearted + funny + no romance] The most powerful, hardworking, and skilled healer among the crows of the cultivation world, little crow Wu Yaya had one greatest wish in life: to transform into a human, just like a fox spirit. She trained diligently and steadily, climbing tree branches with grit and perseverance for 1,103 years and sixty-five days. During her tribulation, she endured eight bolts of heavenly lightning. Just as she was about to take human form, she got carried
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Wait, Bro, How Did You Become a Succubus Everyone Loves? 不是,哥们?你是咋成魅魔万人迷
(Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q
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I Am Not the God of Drama 我不是戏神
The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa
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Something's Off About This Demon Prince 这个魔子不对劲
The Sacred Heavenly Gate stands across the vault of heaven, while the Space-Time Demon Abyss lays waste to the mortal world. When twelve spirit springs burst forth from the earth, and the moon no longer belongs to humanity... Where will we go from here? A world of gods? A world of demons? No. This is a world that belongs to humanity! I will take up the crown that no one else dared to bear and become the king of a new era. My name is Ren Jie! A man should live to be a hero!
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Misty Rain Tower 烟雨楼
[The print edition is now available nationwide at all major retailers] "Traditional xuanhuan" "No harem" In the land of Jiuzhou stands a tower called the Misty Rain Tower. Its master, Li Qingzhi, is hailed as a peerless prodigy, holding life and death in his hands beneath the cover of night. Yet what the world doesn’t know is that someone else stands behind the Misty Rain Tower, its true founder. Using the guise of a spoiled young master as cover, he manipulates the winds and clouds and plots ac
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Great Liang's Good-for-Nothing: Why Don't You Just Go Back? 大梁废柴,要不你回去吧
“Hmph ╯^╰. No emperor is a good person.” “You really aren’t afraid of dying, are you?” “Give me back my shoe.” “Try taking it from me.” “Then don’t call for help.” “Afraid of you?” And just like that, the two of them started brawling. Seeing their masters fighting, the two dogs thought they shouldn’t just sit around either. Chief Eunuch Chen hurried over to break it up. “Stop fighting!” The two dogs instantly obeyed, sat side by side, and stuck out their tongues. “Oh, I wasn’t talking to you two
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My Junior Sister Goes Berserk and Gets Rich, Then Reaches Godhood by Courting Death 师妹发癫暴富,作死一路成神
No CP, no System, not a wish-fulfillment story, no brainless plot, no face-slapping, no doting on the protagonist by everyone. Half sweet, half angst. The heroine is weak early on, and there are lots of foreshadowing details. Don't read if that bothers you. Synopsis: After finally winning 300 million in the lottery, she transmigrated into a book without spending a single cent. In a fit of anger, she first destroyed the System, then transmigrated as a villainess. She could go home if she died, so
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I Took In a Japanese Girlfriend, and My Life Took Off 收留樱花女友后我起飞了
[A ditzy cherry-blossom fiancée as the undisputed heroine + sweet everyday romance + livestreaming and entrepreneurship + a host of beautiful confidantes. The protagonist has special abilities and is living the ultimate winner's life!] They say that a man who dotes on his wife will prosper. And that goes double for Hoshina Kiko, the cherry-blossom fiancée who came from far away and gave herself completely to Chen Dong. Her arrival marked the beginning of Chen Dong's exciting life: livestreaming,
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After a Thousand Simulations, I've Mastered the Escape Game 模拟一千次,我有逃生游戏速通法
[Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced
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System: The Savage Lands Crown Princess Just Wants to Herd Sheep 系统:蛮荒太子妃只想放羊
Also known as The Ambition Isn't Great: Just You and the World A Qi is clever and innocent. Her eldest brother is honest and just wants enough to eat; her second brother is sharp and wants to see the world. Their aunt is always fierce when chopping wood, their father is a wonderful cook, and their grandfather can recognize twenty characters, though he gets thirteen of them wrong. Their ambitions weren't great, but somehow they ended up winning the world. Content warnings: ...
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You're at the Police Station Every Day, and You Call That a Side Hustle? 天天警局备案,你管这叫搞副业?
After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800
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Rule-Based Horror? I Choose to Rebel 规则怪谈?我选择叛逆
[A short drama adaptation of the same name is now available. You can watch it on the platform. Thank you for your support.] [Subverting expectations + no heroine + hilarious + sly schemer + rebellious + eerie + national fate] Rule-based horror descends upon Earth. The uncanny invades reality. Those chosen are sent into horror worlds, where they represent their respective nations and face the horrors within. Su Xiao is chosen by the horror world and entrusted with the task of representing the Dra
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Mad, All of You, Mad. Being a Little Mad Is Good! 癫,都癫,癫点好啊
[Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay.
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Honghuang: With a Righteous Adopted Son Like This, I, Hongjun, Want to Be a Good Person 洪荒:有此义子,我鸿钧想当好人
He transmigrates as Randeng and awakens the one-stop funeral services System. As long as he buries all living beings, he can become a saint through accumulated virtue. But Randeng doesn't give the System the time of day. Instead, he immediately starts sucking up to Hongjun. “Saint Hongjun, please allow us to honor you as our Dao Ancestor.” “Dao Ancestor, you're just like the parents who gave me a second life. I want to take you as my adoptive father!” “Adoptive Father, your child suggests establ
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Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后,这届三界谁带班的
Lighthearted comedy + absurd humor + no romance + ensemble cast + unconventional tropes Nuwa lets out a yawn that lasts ten thousand years. When she opens her eyes, she can't believe it: it's 2030! Heaven has opened up trade with the mortal realm, and phones, AI, and internet products are everywhere. Mortal street food sells for the price of elixirs in Heaven, while Heaven's spirit stones are being traded in the mortal realm until they become a financial bubble. The Underworld is even more ridi
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When I Claim These Lands, I'll Win Your Heart 待我拱手河山讨你欢
(The new book’s rating has just been released. Darlings, please help give it a five-star review at the end of the book. Mwah!) At the age when he should be carefree, bold, and living for the moment, Chu Longfei has no choice but to follow in his father’s footsteps and shoulder the burden of leading the martial world. He devotes himself wholeheartedly to the welfare of the martial world, only to be persecuted, with even his closest and dearest family members caught in the crossfire. Luckily, his
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Three Battles with the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 三打白骨精?俺老猪舍不得
Three Fights Against the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It
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I Transmigrated Into the German Army in World War II, Wanted to Surrender, but Kept Racking Up Military Merit 穿越成二战德军,我只想投降却狂拿战功
Transmigrated as a German soldier in World War II, I just want to surrender, but keep racking up military honors
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I Became the Indestructible Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 活成三国不死小强,谁都杀不掉我
I’ve Become the Undying Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me
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Weaving Dust in the Phoenix Palace: Lady Pan of Eastern Wu 织尘凤阙:东吴潘后
Weaving Dust into the Phoenix Palace: Pan, Empress of Eastern Wu
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This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了!法国王爷天天造反,死活没人敢杀
He’s Gone Mad! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him
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Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II, I Just Want to Slacken Off and Surrender 穿越成二战德国潜艇艇长,我只想摸鱼投降
Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II: I Just Want to Slack Off and Surrender
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Lucky Star of Normandy: The Absurd World War II of a Frontline Soldier 诺曼底幸运星:先锋大兵的离谱二战
The Lucky Star of Normandy: A Vanguard Soldier's Absurd World War II
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My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 我在二战当俘虏的那些年
My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II
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I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from Elite Universities 高考380分的我,十年后碾压985学霸
I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from China's 985 Universities
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Mirror, Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Chasing Snow White? 魔镜魔镜告诉我,追白雪的渣男在哪里
Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Who’s Chasing Snow White?
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Transmigrated as Fahai: I Know Everyone in This Story, So I'm Just Giving Up 穿越法海:全熟人剧本我直接摆烂
I Transmigrated into Fahai: With a Cast Full of Familiar Faces, I’m Just Going to Phone It In
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Starcore Prison: A Pact of Steel and Blood 星核囚笼:机械与血契
Starcore Prison: Machine and Blood Pact
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An AI Torments a Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Until He Questions His Life 千年吸血鬼被AI虐到怀疑人生
A Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Gets Bullied by AI Until He Questions His Life
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Wait for Me, Lady Lingbai 灵柏娘子等等我
That winter night, we sat around the charcoal brazier, the coals crackling as I huddled in a corner and listened to the adults tell a story about the sacred cypress at the village entrance. They said... The person who told me that story has passed away, but the chilling feeling it gave me is still etched in my memory. Now, I’ve adapted the story into a novel.
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Romeo and Juliet 2.0 罗密欧与朱丽叶2.0
Romeo and Juliet 2.0
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