Funny, Absurd Books 搞笑，抽象的书

1. 1 豪 After the Tycoon Wife's Thoughts Are Read, the Melon Patch Is Full of Spies 豪门夫人被读心后，瓜田里都是猹 Leisurely and Carefree悠悠哉又哉Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The Whole Family Hears Her Thoughts + Gossip + Everyone’s Darling + Wealthy Family + Showbiz] Ji Fei’s soul was accidentally summoned into the wrong body, and she transmigrated into a wealthy wife who was about to get divorced. [Oh wow! After the divorce, I’ll be rich, gorgeous, and single. Who needs a husband? Huh? I was framed… Divorce! Hurry up and divorce me! If they uncover the truth, I’ll never get away!] President Qin, who was about to sign the divorce papers: ??? Before long, the compan 29kReads9.2Score3.9kShelves

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   Warning: Please do not drink water/wear dentures/take the subway while reading. Laugh till you burst. Merits Button Becomes Agate will not be held responsible.

2. 2 躺 Lying Flat at the Brothel, Listening to Music, and Now the System Is Panicking 躺平勾栏听曲，系统急了 Open Wide for Candy张嘴吃糖Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + funny + invincible master lineage + bandit System + powerful backer + whole sect full of sneaky schemers + everyone’s favorite + throwing his weight around + cultivation, but not too serious, all about mining] After spending five years listening to music in the pleasure quarters, the System can't take it anymore. [System: Buddy, do you want to be invincible in this world? Just complete the beginner's quest...] Xu Anshan: Do you think I need that? I am the Peak Master of Wushi Pea 55kReads9.4Score5.3kShelves
3. 3 比 He’s Even Fiercer Than the Old Heavenly Master, and You Call Him a Newbie? 比老天师还猛，你说他是新人？ Cold Words and Leng Words冷言leng语Mystery1.7M WordsCompleted [Supernatural + comedy + System. If you read the first 30 chapters and don't laugh, come roast me!] On Zhang Wei’s first day of college, a blood-red sun hung in the sky and his entire class was dragged into a ghost realm. Just then, his Ghost-Teasing System awakened! With the whole class under a ghost’s curse, the campus belle, Lu Lianxue, had no choice but to reveal her hidden identity: a disciple of Longhu Mountain and a member of the Exorcism Bureau. But before she could show off her skills.. 38.7kReads9.1Score3.2kShelves
4. 4 我 Isn't It Only Natural for a Slime Like Me to Crush a Dragon? 我一个史莱姆吊打巨龙很合理吧？ Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 194.9kReads9.7Score24kShelves
5. 5 直 Livestream: Why Go to Peking University? Come to A University with Dad! 直播：上什么北大，跟爹上A大！ Honest Tom老实的汤姆Urban1.1M WordsOngoing The apocalypse arrived, and Ai Chen was reborn. In his previous life, he drove his son away by being too strict. This time, he'll spoil him rotten. During the apocalypse, father and son stay home and play video games. Son: Dad, I want to get into Peking University! Ai Chen: Why go to Peking University? Come to A University with me! With that, he pulled his son into a two-player game. Son: Dad, I'm tired of gaming. I want to do homework for a while... Ai Chen: You finished your homework already. 754Reads9.2Score249Shelves

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   It is a funny and abstract book that can definitely be read over and over again. It will make you laugh so hard that you can't get up in the middle of the night. The plot is logical and it is very interesting to watch.

6. 6 三 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签？贫道替你逆天改命！ Water Is Blue水是蓝色的Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 57.9kReads8.9Score4.7kShelves
7. 7 中 Traditional Chinese Medicine Livestream: My Patients Are Too Bizarre 中医直播：我的病人太抽象了 Cen He岑合Urban225k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted Comedy] [Unhinged Shenanigans] [Absurd Memes] [Traditional Medicine Livestream] A parallel world. As a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner, Fang Mu is unexpectedly selected for a reality show called Superstar Professional. Faced with a whole host of bizarre patients, the livestream's tone gradually goes off the rails. "Doctor Fang, what should I do if I can't control myself?" Fang Mu: "Then don't control yourself. Letting loose in moderation is good for your mind and 5Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 8 开 From the Start, Selling Muscle-Building Tonics at a Street Stall 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [The Dali anime premieres on July 29. Search the title on Tomato to watch the PV.] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Muscle-Boosting Potion? Detoxifying Soybeans? Lucky Cherries? They can't keep them in stock! The world's top tycoons, richest men, popular streamers, and strongest experts all come to buy them. Jiang Nan: "I'm not even a tiny bit interested in money! 346.5kReads9.7Score38.8kShelves

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   Needless to say, three 9.7S, the other one also made me roll on the bed with laughter.

9. 9 就 Go Ahead and Watch, Let’s See If You Laugh Your Head Off 就看吧，看把不把你头笑掉就完事 Shui Yexiang水耶香Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + hilarious + showbiz + variety shows + meme jokes + dating show + straight-talking guy] Chen Yang transmigrated. He landed in the body of a man on the day he was about to be coerced into sleeping with someone for a career opportunity. He thought he was finally about to reach the pinnacle of life, but after seeing the wealthy woman’s face, the teachings of Mencius he’d learned ten years earlier struck him right between the eyes. Wealth cannot corrupt him, poverty cannot make him abandon h 96.1kReads9.0Score9.6kShelves
10. 10 不 Wait, Bro, How Did You Become a Succubus Everyone Loves? 不是，哥们？你是咋成魅魔万人迷 A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban3.8M WordsOngoing (Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q 269.4kReads9.5Score16.9kShelves
11. 11 师 Master, Big Brother and Second Brother Are Fighting Again 师父，大师兄和二师兄又打起来了 Ke Ning可宁Eastern Fantasy6.4M WordsCompleted Original title: My Senior Brother Is Too Strong The eldest senior brother is diligent and tireless, while the second senior brother likes to sneak off and take it easy. The eldest senior brother is hailed as a genius, while the second is the disgrace of the sect. Until one day, the junior sister discovers that the second senior brother is pretty amazing too... This blurb does it no justice. Read the story for yourself... 67.4kReads8.2Score5.2kShelves

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    I don't believe you don't laugh

12. 12 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 Qi Yi Zi七一子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 140.4kReads9.5Score21.7kShelves
13. 13 我 I'm a Fugitive Mental Patient, Chosen by a Rules Horror Game 我，在逃精神病，被规则怪谈选中 Xu Moqing徐墨卿Mystery542k WordsCompleted [No female lead + supernatural horror + mental illness + comedy + national destiny] My name is Su Ming, and I'm a transmigrator. I currently work at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital, where I'm in charge of the important project of “being studied.” They keep saying I'm sick, but I know I'm fine. It's the world that's sick. After I escaped from the psychiatric hospital, I was chosen by Rule Horror to become Longguo's chosen participant, representing Longguo in the upcoming horror games. [Ding! The Ho 75.9kReads9.6Score10.3kShelves
14. 14 我 Why Are All the Clansfolk I Summon Such Jokers? 我召唤的族人，怎么全是乐子人？ Yi Pingping一平平Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.4M WordsCompleted In the era of the Interstellar Alliance, countless races have united to fight off the invasion of the insectoid race. Among all the races, humanity is the weakest. As the only human to enter the Lord's Academy, he is assigned a remote, desolate planet. Danger lurks everywhere, and the insectoids could discover and devour him at any moment. Unless he can develop his own people and planet, Wei Yuan will not only fail to graduate, he may not survive. Luckily, transmigration comes with a System. Wei 44kReads9.1Score5.4kShelves
15. 15 爆 Hilarious and Satisfying: Why Would You Mess with That Crazy Princess? 爆笑爽文你惹王妃那个癫婆干吗 Until Daybreak行至天光Ancient Romance331k WordsCompleted Already adapted into a short drama. Search for the heroine’s name to watch it. Two more versions are waiting to premiere. (Unhinged + hilarious + both leads are chaste + wins hearts and bodies + magic space + satisfying revenge + rival suitors sent to the doghouse) She transmigrates and immediately has to bring a groom good luck? And she’s supposed to wed a chicken? She stabs the ceremonial chicken right through and throws up her arms, shouting, “Get on my nerves and I’ll damn well turn this ent 10.9kReads9.2Score1.2kShelves

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    The crazy article looks quite cheerful. You can be happy at any time, be happy, and make others fly. Don't think about happiness. It's better to please yourself - "It's better to please yourself when the wind blows for ten miles. Read the page where the wind blows, and tear the page when it is difficult to read. Refuse to be mentally drained and start by loving yourself."

16. 16 一 The Outcast: I'm Ninety, So Why Don't You Step Aside When You See Me? 一人：九十老登，见我为何不避 The Right Person Never Came良人不遇Male-Channel Fanfiction271k WordsCompleted [No Heroine]+ [Old Codger]+ [Just Fooling Around]+ [God-Tier Choices] College student Jiang Chen transmigrates into the world of The Outcast and becomes a ninety-year-old gravekeeper. Just as he's preparing to slack off and wait for his next transmigration, the neighbors in the tombs start coming back to life. When he's about to become a pile of bones, he activates the God-Tier Choice System. Whenever an event occurs, he can check in to receive a random skill or more lifespan. When Little Uncle 2.3kReads8.2Score100Shelves

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    If you like weird genres, you can watch it.

17. 17 别 Stop Calculating, You Little Brat! I’m Begging You on My Knees, Isn’t That Enough? 别算了活爹！给你跪了还不行嘛 Xia Tianbao夏甜宝Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Fortune-Telling Livestream + Pampered by Everyone + Going Wild at Any Moment, Anywhere + The Siblings Who Chased Her Are Left to Burn in Ashes] In her previous life, Chu Jiaojiao went to great lengths to win over the Chu family, all so they would say “Happy birthday” on her fifteenth birthday, completing the System's task and allowing her to live to a hundred. But they wouldn't even say those four words. Chu Jiaojiao failed the task and was sent to another world to do backbreaking labor. Reborn 7.5kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves

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    I can laugh so much that my mother scolds me to go out and laugh🤣

18. 18 这 This Is a Crazy Story, I'm a Nutcase, That's the Introduction 这是癫文，我是神经，介绍完毕 Chen Jiujiu沉酒九Modern Romance890k WordsCompleted [One-on-one + Happy Ending + Goofy + Completely Unhinged + Bonkers + Insane + Meme-filled] [Unhinged celebrity x domineering CEO who's not cold and aloof] Si Qian transmigrated into a book, becoming an unknown supporting actress in an old-fashioned novel. The System ordered her to redeem the second male lead, or it would wipe out all her assets. Si Qian looked at her remaining balance of two yuan and fifty cents, then gave the System a huge slap. Quit yelling! You're scaring away all my money! A 17.7kReads9.1Score2.3kShelves
19. 19 让 You Want Me as a Substitute? I’ll Crush You with Spirit Stones 让我做替身？我用灵石砸死你 Fine Weather Year After Year岁岁晴Ancient Romance409k WordsCompleted [No romance + strong female lead + everyone suffers except the heroine + feel-good story + double-rebate tycoon System + stand-in + face-slapping] After being born into this world and living here for fourteen years, she is approached by a double-rebate System, and memories of her past life come flooding back. “I transmigrated into a book? And I’m the stand-in? Everyone in the sect has been deceiving me? And I’m supposed to turn evil and get killed in the end?” Yikes... This is bad. Run! This wor 4.1kReads8.4Score511Shelves
20. 20 穿 Book Transmigration: The Personal Maid Saves the Tragic Hero 穿书：贴身女仆拯救BE病娇男主 Yan Luoling颜洛凌Modern Romance322k WordsCompleted [Yandere tycoon × overworked little maid] [One-on-one, both devoted to each other] [Older woman-younger man romance] [Healing] An overworked employee at a big company transmigrates into a book to save the yandere male lead. When other people transmigrate into books, they either become the heroine and take the world by storm, or turn into a wealthy family's daughter and live it up in luxury. So why did I end up as an insignificant maid who doesn't even survive past Chapter Three? I diligently tea 93Reads6.7Score—Shelves
21. 21 他 He's This Shameless? And He Calls Himself a Cultivator? 他这么贱，真是修仙之人？ Yangzhou Foot Scratcher扬州抠脚Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted Cultivation] [Ensemble Cast] [Steady Pacing] [If you mind joining the sect only to shovel manure, proceed with caution] The Daode Sect opened its doors to new disciples, and Xu Ye drew widespread attention with his innate sword spirit root. Unexpectedly, both sworn brothers who had traveled with him also possessed innate sword spirit roots. The Daode Sect rejoiced, convinced its future was bright. But after the three entered the sect, it was thrown into chaos, and peace was a thing 40.3kReads7.5Score6.6kShelves
22. 22 天 The World’s Morals Have Regressed by Three Hundred Years. What’s That to Me? 天下道德倒退三百年，关我什么事 Xing Xing Zi星星子Historical4.2M WordsOngoing [Search Tomato to watch the short drama: The Third Greatest Stratagem of All Time] Gao Yang transmigrated to the Great Qian Dynasty just as the Empress ascended the throne and began recruiting talent from across the land. So he volunteered himself as a poison strategist! The Empress: “Suppose you personally wiped out your enemy's entire family. As you looked at the bodies scattered everywhere, you suddenly realized there was still a child in the house. What would you do?” Gao Yang: “I'd say, ‘Re 419.1kReads9.1Score37.3kShelves
23. 23 鄙 I, for One, Specialize in Getting Myself Killed 鄙人独善作死 As Long as the Green Hills Remain苟得青山在Urban2.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to another world, he obtains a Hatred Absorption System. He has to absorb hatred to increase his combat power. Well, then, my apologies, everyone. Hey, sis over there! Have you eaten? If not, take this punch! 43.6kReads9.3Score4.6kShelves

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    This book is a bit abstract! Just take a look and you will know!

24. 24 王 Don't Mess with the Princess Consort: She's Only Missing Virtue from the Five Elements! 王妃不能惹，她五行只缺德！ Jian Yu简钰Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Faithful Couple + Flirting Up a Storm + Goofball Comedy + Sweet and Satisfying Romance] Mu Yunshu transmigrates straight into a nightmare on her wedding night: she's caught in bed with another man, and her groom is the ruthless, unhinged Prince Rong Jiusi, a war god! Help! With his knife pressed to her throat, she begs for her life: “Your Highness, I’m an excellent doctor, beautiful, gentle, considerate, and understanding! Sparing my life is all gain and no loss!” He asks, “You’re gentle and co 52.3kReads9.3Score6.3kShelves

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    This book is very interesting and highly recommended. The character of the heroine Mu Yunshu is very smart and sharp-tongued. She has great fighting ability against the enemy. She can get angry when quarreling and make you vomit blood. She is extremely talented in literature and martial arts. She is good at medicine and detoxification. She is very good at strategizing and strategizing in palace and house fights. She is very good at stirring up chaos in the palace.

25. 25 技 My Skills Are So Ridiculous, They Drive My Enemies Crazy! 技能超沙雕，敌人都被整疯了！ Unable To Sleep At Night夜不能寝Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Animated comic released + lighthearted and funny + games invade reality + supernatural powers + shameless antics + causality concepts + invincible + one heroine + frequent updates!] A century ago, the world underwent a cataclysmic change. Games descended into reality, and monsters began to run rampant. Bai Yi was a [Nobody] who couldn't learn any normal skills, but from the start, he awakened a god-tier Skill System. From then on: [Someone, protect me!] Summon someone to appear in front of you 70.8kReads9.2Score7.2kShelves
26. 26 垃 This Trash Ability Is S-Rank If You Don't Use It as Directed 垃圾异能不按说明使用它就是s级 Lonely Old Codger孤独老登Urban984k WordsOngoing [Satisfying battles + no saintly do-gooders + innovative fighting styles + fast-paced plot] At the Bauhinia Academy of Special Abilities, there’s a remarkable teacher. Whenever the Superpower Review Council declares someone’s ability a useless, worthless power, he always finds an ingenious way to make it shine. “What? You can make all kinds of powders? They’re telling you to go to the domestic skills department and make steamed buns? “Come on, I’ll teach you how to fight: deadly poison, powder e 229Reads8.6Score—Shelves
27. 27 大 Everyone Plays with Melee Weapons, and You Bring a Barrett? Have Some Shame! 大家都玩冷兵器，你巴雷特要脸不 Lazy Little Assassin摸鱼小刺客Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyone Gets a Spirit Weapon + Lighthearted Fun + System + Power Fantasy + Barrett + Infinite Ammo + Invincible + Gorgeous School Beauty Pursues Him + She Wants to Pin Me Against the Wall + Gorgeous Heroines] Li Luo transmigrates to a high martial arts world invaded by eerie monsters. Everyone else’s spirit weapons are melee weapons. But his spirit weapon is the ultimate sniper rifle: a Barrett. It comes with two top-tier enchantments: [Infinite Ammo] and [Lifespan Plunder]. The System Shop al 12.1kReads8.4Score1.5kShelves
28. 28 人 Everyone Has a Dump, and From the Start I Found a Sage's Treasure 人人垃圾场，开局捡到圣人法宝 Azure Lotus Sword Venerable青连剑尊Urban1.0M WordsCompleted In the Age of Myriad Heavens, everyone has a junkyard! I, Qin Hao, found a Saint's treasure from the start and awakened the Turn Trash into Treasure System! Upgrade an iron staff into the Ruyi Jingu Bang! Upgrade an iron sword into the Four Swords of Zhu Xian! A sleeping immortal maiden? Repair her! A sealed saintess? Repair her! Everything can be upgraded, repaired, combined, and recycled! 10.1kReads8.2Score855Shelves
29. 29 老 Ancestor, Stop Laying Low: The Universe Is About to End 老祖别苟了，宇宙要没了 Egg-Breaking Expert拆蛋专家Eastern Fantasy6.4M WordsOngoing [Lighthearted daily life + invincible + Backer Sect + call for reinforcements when unable to win + schemer + no martial ethics + longevity] Because he had died once before, Hua Yunfei always put staying alive first. He had hidden away on Daoyuan Peak for a hundred years, performing sign-in for a hundred years. [Beep, congratulations to the Host on completing one hundred years of sign-in and obtaining the Ultimate Emperor Weapon: the Chaos Bell] The Dark Blood Era arrived, plunging Heaven an 139.7kReads9.2Score7.6kShelves
30. 30 大 Great Qin: The Ruthless Chancellor, Whom the First Emperor Begs Not to Kill 大秦：最狠丞相，始皇求我别杀了 Never Saw the Moon of Qin不曾见秦时月Historical2.5M WordsCompleted [Decisive and Ruthless + The Protagonist Is a Master Schemer + No Romance + Career-Focused Protagonist] After transmigrating into the Great Qin dynasty, Liu Bai rose straight to the position of Great Qin's Left Chancellor. From the start, he had seven thousand surrendered rebels buried alive. When he returned to Xianyang, everyone was sharpening their knives, ready to impeach the chancellor. Only then did they realize it was all just the beginning. “Your Majesty, Left Chancellor Liu Bai beat Zha 43.8kReads9.4Score5kShelves
31. 31 道 Fellow Daoist, Your Divine Ability Is Filthy 道友，你的神通好脏啊 Enjoying the Ride坐享骑乘Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted Chen Feng transmigrated to the Mysterious Realm and started a livestreaming career. The System, which clearly had no regard for human decency, gave him a pile of bizarre skills. From then on, the world of cultivation got a whole lot weirder. [Voice of Filial Piety, Expert Appraisal Edition]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love? [Paper-Cutting People, Li Goushou Edition]: All-in-one funeral rites and ghost salvation. [Fifty-Cent Special Effects]: What? 46kReads9.2Score5.1kShelves

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    These three books are quite abstract and funny. It's over.

32. 32 人 Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤，全民求我当总统 Steamed Plum Pastry Sauce蒸梅油酥汁Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System 89.7kReads9.6Score10kShelves
33. 33 火 Naruto: From the Start, I’m Chopping Wood and Shocking Kurama! 火影：开局撸树，震惊九喇嘛！ Lin Ye Sings of Autumn林叶吟秋Anime Fanfiction1.4M WordsCompleted [A fun-focused story + one female lead + lighthearted and easygoing + plot-driven + saving the world through happiness + MC System] Zhou Ming dies suddenly from overwork, then is reincarnated in Konoha as the Hokage's son, Naruto. He also discovers that he has an MC item inventory. From that moment on, the style of the ninja world starts going completely off the rails... Uchiha Xiao Yan, carrying a Black Heavy Ruler on his back, always throws a handful of lime powder into the fight, becoming the 5.6kReads9.2Score259Shelves
34. 34 嘎 I’m Going Wild Without a Care, Let Me Enjoy My Idleness in the Imperial Ancestral Temple 嘎嘎发疯不内耗，老娘摆烂享太庙 Not Dim-Witted After Waking Up睡醒不呆Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted [Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold? 148.4kReads9.6Score17.4kShelves

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    The funny article you wanted is here! I can laugh so hard that I can't live anymore

35. 35 国 The Imperial Uncle's Heart's Cinnabar Mark 国舅心头朱砂痣 Bing Xiang冰香Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Song Sixian transmigrates into the Song family, a clan that sells its daughters for wealth and status. Determined not to be sold as a concubine to an eighty-year-old man, she boldly climbs into the bed of the Imperial Uncle. Shen Yunzhou, the Imperial Uncle of the current dynasty, wields power across the court. Cold and ruthless, he is nicknamed “the Cat Who Leaves Nothing Behind.” He is bent on seizing power, a notorious treacherous minister known throughout the realm. He is also exceptionally 5.2kReads9.0Score581Shelves

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    I couldn't stop laughing in the middle of the night!

36. 36 养 Keeping a Mistress? The Crown Prince Has Gone Mad! 养外室？太子殿下疯了！ Xiao Junzi萧君子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted A sweet, funny romance full of little schemes. She doesn’t want to be the third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, or eighth woman in his life. What’s she to do? She looks at the handsome man beside her, whose presence is far too imposing and who’s both charming and devious. She’s frustrated and helpless. There’s no way to run, so all she can do is take her time and plot a way out. She looks adorable and innocent, often gets herself into funny situations, and loves clinging to people. Who would hav 8.4kReads9.1Score797Shelves
37. 37 通 What Does a Bedchamber Maid Want? Money and a Handsome Man, of Course 通房图什么，不就图个财色兼得 Knowing Warmth and Cold知暖知寒Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Historical Romance + Transmigration + Fiercely Protective Hero + Both Leads Have No Prior Relationships + Playing the Fool to Outsmart Others + Pregnant Escape + Heroine Builds Her Career Later] Liu Yiyi transmigrated into the body of one of the four concubines the Duchess of State was about to give to her young lord. For money and freedom, Liu Yiyi decided to compete for the position and become the young lord's favorite. - The young lord's grandmother: “The Pei family has never had a concubine 3.4kReads8.6Score419Shelves
38. 38 皇 The Emperor Is Infertile, Yet He Sees a Miniature Version of Himself 皇上不育，却看见缩小版的自己 Tong Yuyue童雨月Ancient Romance326k WordsCompleted After transmigrating through ten lifetimes to complete missions, Meng Linqing returned, only to find herself back after dying in childbirth and being buried! She lifted the lid of her own coffin and performed a C-section on the spot, giving birth to triplets! Now that she's already dead, there's no need to keep loving and fighting with her tyrant emperor husband or tormenting each other. She might as well disguise herself as a man, open a clinic, and live freely on her own. But after she simply 6kReads9.2Score848Shelves
39. 39 督 The Governor Offers His Bed, and His Majesty's Secret as a Woman Is About to Be Exposed! 督主自荐枕席，陛下女儿身瞒不住了！ Moonlight Wine月光酒Ancient Romance607k WordsCompleted After suddenly dropping dead, Shi Yu becomes a puppet emperor disguised as a man. Her power-hungry empress dowager uses her leverage to boss Shi Yu around. Her ruthless, scheming younger brother has his eyes on the throne. And then there’s Jing Heng, a smiling, treacherous director who treats her like a puppet on strings. Determined to abdicate as soon as possible, Shi Yu resolutely latches onto Jing Heng. “Director, please take the throne! I’m not asking for much. Give me a few hundred thousand 938Reads8.9Score165Shelves
40. 40 王 The Prince Is Ordered to Go on Blind Dates Every Day 王爷天天奉旨相亲 Moonlight Wine月光酒Ancient Romance843k WordsCompleted After transmigrating, she became Xie Changye, a fake prince of the Tianchen Kingdom, and embarked on a life of being ordered to go on blind dates every day. She had to hide the secret that she was a woman, terrified that she might be exposed and charged with deceiving the emperor, while also doing everything she could to sabotage every match. But as time went on, rumors that she was attracted to men began flying everywhere, and her sworn brother, the emperor, looked at her with increasing “disgu 1.2kReads8.9Score175Shelves
41. 41 幸 Lucky to Have Met Your Peach-Blossom Face 幸得识卿桃花面 Qian Ran Jun Xiao千苒君笑Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Wei Qing transmigrated. Her principle was simple: if you can settle it with your fists, don't waste your breath. 11.6kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
42. 42 新 Freshman Military Training: I Transform into Tiga and Shock the Whole School! 新生军训，我变身迪迦震惊全校！ Please Call Me Your Highness请叫我太子殿下Male-Channel Fanfiction428k WordsCompleted Su Chen obtains the Spark Lens. Once he gathers 1,000 points of Light Power, he can transform into the legendary Ultraman Tiga! During new student military training, the monster Golza suddenly appears, slaughtering countless teachers and students. As cries of despair fill the air, Su Chen, whom his classmates have always thought was chuunibyou, silently pulls out the Spark Lens and transforms into Tiga, facing the monster alone. In that moment! The whole school erupts, and the world is stunned!! 2.2kReads7.7Score356Shelves

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    It's so interesting. When reality is crumpled into a ridiculous joke, logic waltzes in laughter – are you ready for this cognitive carnival that subverts cognition?

43. 43 功 Don’t Throw Away Expired Cultivation Manuals: A Few Tweaks and They’ll Still Work 功法过期先别丢，改改还能用 I Just Love Bewitching Women就喜欢妖女Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyday life + lighthearted + supreme survivor + invincible among peers + silly and loaded] Wait, I gave him a Qi Refining cultivation method. How did he cultivate all the way to become a Great Emperor? Hua Liuyun, who grew up without parents, uses his heaven-defying luck to build a life of wealth, step by step. The child of luck is old news. He’s the father of luck. Before absolute strength, even the Lord of a Forbidden Zone has to raise a hand and offer him a cigarette. Before money, even th 17.1kReads8.4Score2.5kShelves
44. 44 我 I Just Want to Destroy the Sect, So How Did I Become a God Against All Odds? 我只想毁灭宗门，咋逆天成神了 Moonlit Night明月夜色Eastern Fantasy7.5M WordsOngoing Reborn into the number one sect under heaven: it should have been a perfect start. But Chu Xinghe discovered that his cultivation path was a little unusual. Could he become invincible under heaven just by destroying his own sect? Building the number one sect under heaven wasn’t easy, but surely destroying it wouldn’t be hard? Chu Xinghe soon discovered that it really wasn’t easy. He racked his brains trying to bring down his own sect, but why did every attempt only make it stronger? Countless ye 90.3kReads9.3Score6.5kShelves
45. 45 让 You Asked Me to Make Equipment, So What’s with These Black Stockings? 让你打造装备，这黑丝是什么鬼？ A Powder-Pink Toothbrush一支粉牙刷Urban1.5M WordsCompleted (Lighthearted daily life. Please don’t complain if it’s not your thing.) Games descend upon reality, bringing savage beasts and eerie places where no one survives. Humanity’s survival is under grave threat. Fortunately, everyone can awaken a class and gain extraordinary powers at the age of eighteen. At the most important moment of his life, Su Ming awakens the most useless class of all, [Blacksmith], and the school abandons him in no time. But Su Ming’s class panel mutates, awakening the hidden 4.3kReads8.4Score463Shelves
46. 46 职 The Twelve Volumes of the Professional Rankings, and My Name Is in Every One 职业天榜十二卷，卷卷有爷名 Six Great Sixes六大六子Sports1.8M WordsCompleted [Full-cast audiobook now available|Class change + clones + no female lead + nonstop laughs + mastermind behind the scenes + explosive plot] Song Gua transmigrated with a whole bunch of fun-loving clones. This was a world where everyone changed classes. Song Gua became a Bondbearer who could borrow power, while his clones took on all kinds of different classes, with every variety imaginable. Their numbers kept growing, and every last one was talented and charming. Under Song Gua’s brilliant l 61.2kReads9.3Score7.7kShelves
47. 47 黏 Claymancers Are Weak? Ever Heard That Art Is an Explosion? 黏土师弱？可曾听闻艺术就是爆炸 The Puppet Taoist傀儡道人Urban2.7M WordsCompleted [Wildly satisfying] [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Invincible protagonist] [Genius protagonist] [Art is Patrick Star] The myriad races invade, and humanity teeters on the brink of extinction. To save itself, the will of the world gives everyone a chance to awaken a profession at age seventeen and fight back! Li Xiao transmigrates into this world, only to awaken the useless lifestyle profession of clay artist! Who could have guessed that he would awaken a second lifestyle profession too: demolition expe 94.9kReads7.8Score15kShelves

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    Naruto fans can take a look

48. 48 小 Little Junior Sister Sobs and Pouts, Yet One Sword Destroys Heaven and Earth 小师妹哭哭唧唧，但一剑毁天灭地 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 420.9kReads9.6Score47.9kShelves

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    Look, once you see them, they are all silent, and they are all making trouble.

49. 49 八 The 1980s: A Cherished Darling Rushing Toward Wealth 八零捷报团宠娇娇向钱冲 Si Jiao Jiao肆饺饺Modern Romance2.4M WordsOngoing [Period setting + building wealth + doted on by everyone + native-born heroine + social butterfly + powerful figures + one-on-one romance] Before she turned fifteen, Shi Xiangxiang was stolen as a newborn. Her adoptive parents were denounced and sent down to the countryside, leaving her, though still so young, to shoulder the burden of feeding the whole family. After she turned fifteen, her adoptive sister, who had been reborn with a golden finger, returned in defeat after struggling her way t 38.6kReads9.4Score2.3kShelves
50. 50 爆 Hilarious System: I Really Can Catch Ghosts 爆笑系统：我真的会捉鬼 Fugui and Watermelon富贵与西瓜Urban109k WordsCompleted (System + comedy + supernatural abilities + urban + paranormal) A city unlike any other. He keeps courting death at every turn, yet somehow always escapes disaster. So what if he’s a corporate slave? Corporate slaves can be protagonists too. It all began on that night. If you had a choice, would you want a life full of excitement, or would you rather just get by? 132Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny, immoral and smoking hot

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