Hilarious Cultivation Novels That Are Great Reads 超好看的修仙文搞笑小说
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Pick a Fight and Get Punched, This Little Zombie Has Every Right to Be Bold 不服就揍,小丧尸她理直气也壮
My new novel, I Level Up by Capturing Souls, and Even Beating the King of Hell Is No Big Deal, is now underway. Welcome, fellow readers! (*˘︶˘*)...:*♡ Shi Xiaoxiao was a zombie who had just inherited the throne when a human bomb blasted her into the cultivation world. She had also shrunk, becoming only half her former size. She'd just eaten an egg when someone captured her. Somehow, she ended up taking a master and becoming his final disciple. Then she discovered there were no zombie underlings
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My Junior Sister Says Even a Madman Is a God 小师妹说神经也是神
Jiang Zhu transmigrates into a novel about a girl adored by everyone, as a disposable female side character. The junior apprentice sister is gifted and loved by all, while the side character has cultivated for years and is still useless. In the end, she's pushed out to take a blade for the junior sister and dies miserably in the street. She opens her eyes to the sight of a whole sect full of hopeless sycophants, and Jiang Zhu wants to die. The heroine's suitors are everywhere. How about I bec
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Reborn After Failing to Force My Ruthless Daoist Master to Love Me 强制爱无情道师尊失败后重生了
[Dual male leads. The villainous disciple is the bottom, while the master who cultivates the Unfeeling Dao is the top.] Bai Xianchen transmigrates into a xianxia world. With his life nearing its end after failing a mission, Bai Xianchen throws caution to the wind and goes completely mad before he dies: he forces his master, Xie Wujiu, into a relationship and imprisons him in the Demon Realm so they can “keep each other company day and night.” But Xie Wujiu cultivates the Unfeeling Dao. Even afte
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Immortal Venerable, Be Good and Open the Door. I Want to Come In 仙尊乖乖,把门开开,我要进来
[Brooding, Dark Puppy Top] [Book Transmigration] [Extreme Push and Pull] [The Top Fights and Competes for Him] Chu Xiaosheng woke up one morning to discover that he had transmigrated into the body of the blind Immortal Venerable Chu Xiaosheng from The Cultivation World: I Rule! But the Chu Xiaosheng in the book was a thoroughly dark and lecherous villain. His cultivation had even left him blind, and he had gradually become twisted. He set his sights on Xiao Yan, the protagonist who cultivated de
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I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门
(The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh
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The Junior Sister of the Last-Place Sect Cheats Every Day! 倒数第一宗的小师妹每天在开挂!
The weakest sect on the entire Tianqing Continent is also the poorest and most dilapidated. At the sect's recruitment ceremony, Xiao Ni, a good-for-nothing with five spiritual roots, and the continent's lowest-ranked sect, Qitian Sect, choose each other. “Master, this is the only steamed bun I have left. Please have it.” On her very first day: one meal sends her straight to the third level of Qi Refining, and her spiritual flame is as big as a person's head?! “Do you think this is how you repay
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Nonsense! How Could the Little One I Raised Be a Villain? 胡说!我养的崽怎么可能是反派
Other people transmigrate with a golden finger to protect them, becoming invincible dragons among men without lifting a finger. Xu Lingguang transmigrates badly injured, with creditors everywhere and danger waiting the moment he steps outside. Xu Lingguang: I might as well find a rope and hang myself! But dying is out of the question. All he can do is somehow muddle through. To escape his enemies, Xu Lingguang hides in Ailao Mountain. They say the Chenghuang clan lives in Ailao Mountain. The Ch
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After Becoming a Wicked Master, My Disciples Could Read My Mind 穿成恶毒师尊后我被弟子读心了
[Reborn + Transmigration + Master and Disciple + Younger Love Interest] Shen Han Jian transmigrated into a book, becoming its vicious master. Though he was a master, he envied his young disciple’s talent and did everything he could to suppress him. In the end, he even ripped out the disciple’s spiritual root. Now Shen Han Jian has become the cannon-fodder master destined to be killed by his disciple after the boy returns from cultivating demonic powers. Shen Han Jian, who just died: Let me keep
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The Demon Venerable Is Ill, and His Master Is Everyone’s Favorite 魔尊有疾,师尊是个万人迷
[Dual Male Leads + Transmigrate into a Book + Hilarious + Both Pure, 1v1 + Happy Ending] The Demon Venerable has an ailment: an irregular heartbeat. His master is irresistible to everyone, and his charm seems to rub off on those around him. After dying, modern-day playboy Hua Ziliu transmigrates into a novel about an irresistible heartthrob, becoming the Demon Venerable, the third male lead. Though he’s the strongest character in the book, Hua Ziliu wouldn’t even dare kill a chicken. On the thir
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Junior Sister, We Really Can’t Keep Competing Anymore 小师妹,我们真的卷不动了
Lingyun Sect has welcomed a sweet, adorable little junior sister, and everyone is thrilled. Pamper her! We have to pamper her to the moon and back! So they shower her with every kind of spiritual fruit, storage ring, pill, and defensive artifact... without even asking for a single spirit stone in return. But when they see what the little junior sister gives them in return, they're all stunned. This junior sister is loaded! Their excitement lasts only a few days before they realize that she's eit
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You Destroyed My Dantian This Morning, Now I’m Burning Paper at Your Grave 上午毁我丹田,下午在你坟前烧纸
[The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng
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I'm the Cannon Fodder Villainess. So What If I Give Up? 我,炮灰女配,摆烂怎么了!
Sheng Xi transmigrates into a novel about a heroine adored by everyone, becoming a cannon-fodder supporting character whose only purpose is to serve as a stepping stone for the beloved heroine! Faced with a deadly start, Sheng Xi wisely backs down and heads down the mountain in the middle of the night to find a new sect where she can lie flat. Hmph. Whoever wants to be a stepping stone can do it themselves. Her new sect has simple relationships and no performance reviews. Every one of her se
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My Hilarious Junior Sister Is a Laid-Back Cultivator 沙雕师妹咸鱼修仙
[Xianxia + comedy + immortal cultivation + suona] Yun Qiqi spent her whole life as a happy slacker in the modern world. She never expected that after dying, she'd transmigrate to an immortal cultivation world where everyone was a workaholic. But she still refused to work! When choosing a master, Yun Qiqi thought it over for a long time. Sword cultivators worked too hard and had no money. Talisman cultivators drew talismans all day, and she couldn't even write properly, let alone draw talismans.
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Why Pick on Her? Even the Old Heavenly Dao Protects Its Little Ones 你惹她干嘛?天道老东西最护崽
Tian Ning was the long-lost bloodline of the Wenren family in the cultivation world. At fifteen, she was brought back to them. Everyone thought she was nothing but a country bumpkin from the mortal realm, nowhere near as good as the fake young lady, Wenren Xue, who had been raised in luxury. Wenren Xue was exceptionally talented. At a young age, she had successfully formed her core and bonded with the young prince of the Dragon Palace. Her brothers and senior brothers doted on her, making her th
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The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批,唯有师妹逗比
After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th
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After Becoming the Youngest Junior Sister of an Immortal Sect the Cultivation World Went Crazy for Me 穿成仙门小师妹后修真界为我疯狂
Ning Yue died and transmigrated into a cultivation world. Terrified, she immediately stripped off her clothes. Only when she saw the familiar flame-shaped birthmark on her shoulder did she finally relax. At least it was still her own body! To survive, Ning Yue threw herself into cultivation and earned a place at one of the five great sects. True to the principle of being a jack of all trades and master of none: Alchemy? Easy! Her cooking skills in her previous life were top-notch! Talisman-makin
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Blessed with Endless Luck, the Beloved Little Imperial Aunt 福运绵绵,团宠小皇姑
The little toddler, Mianmian, was rejected by her own parents and sent back to Great Qin. Though she was tiny, her rank in the family was extraordinarily high: the princes had to call her Great-Aunt, and even the emperor respectfully addressed her as Little Imperial Aunt. She was the Taishang Emperor’s sister. Who in the whole capital would dare offend this formidable aunt? They must be tired of living. The three-and-a-half-year-old was small but gifted, skilled at catching ghosts, fortune-tell
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After Being Betrayed, My Junior Sister Reinvents Herself Every Day 遭受背叛后,小师妹一天一个花样
In her previous life, Su Li did everything she could to become a direct disciple of the Earth Sect Hall of Yun Dan Sect. She tended the medicinal garden and used her innate heartfire to help her senior brothers refine pills. Who could have known that one day, a white lotus named Luo Zhirou would arrive, steal all the attention, and slander her? To prove her innocence, Su Li shed blood, only for her senior brothers to accuse her of being ungrateful, saying she lacked Junior Sister Luo's talent ye
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Livestream: The Cultivation World Has Turned Into a Meme, What Does That Have to Do with Me? 直播:修真界变沙雕,关我何事?
Chen Feng transmigrated to the Mysterious Realm and started a livestreaming career. The System, which clearly had no regard for human decency, gave him a pile of bizarre skills. From then on, the world of cultivation got a whole lot weirder. [Voice of Filial Piety, Expert Appraisal Edition]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love? [Paper-Cutting People, Li Goushou Edition]: All-in-one funeral rites and ghost salvation. [Fifty-Cent Special Effects]: What?
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You Mocked My Mixed Spiritual Roots, Now I'm Invincible and You're Crying? 嫌我杂灵根,我无敌了你们哭什么
Xiao Yun transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation, convinced that as someone from another world, he must have extraordinary talent. But the test reveals he has a mixed spirit root! He is even rejected as a servant disciple. With no one else willing to take him in, the senior sister of Little Bamboo Peak gives him a home. That very day, he completes the Qi Refining stage, and masters every cultivation technique as soon as he learns it... At the Seven Peaks Tournament six months later, the
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The Tale of Ul 乌尔传
[Original + No Transmigration + Fun and Full of References + Tight Logic] + [What kind of sparks will fly between mutated creatures and AI? Join us as we explore through Ur's eyes!] How hard must I try to keep you, when you are so suspicious by nature? Your support is what motivates me to write. I'll do my best to tell every story well!
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So the Junior Sister Was the Heavenly Dao’s Own Daughter All Along! 原来小师妹才是天道的亲闺女!
Transmigrating into a book, Ye Sisi became the cannon-fodder supporting female character who shared her name in a cultivation novel. Why isn’t she called a villainess? Because she happily volunteered to be the heroine’s tool. She offered up not only her eyes and hands, but even her lifespan to the heroine. Heh, she really is the most pathetic cannon fodder in history! But whoever wants to be a cannon-fodder tool can do it themselves. She sure can’t put up with it! She’d planned to find some rand
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You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈?她把人头都锤爆了
The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl
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Everyone in the Sect Is a Grind King, Except the Junior Sister, Who's a Survival King 全宗门皆卷王,小师妹纯苟王
[Transmigrate Into a Book] [Silly Power Fantasy] [Leveling Up and Fighting Monsters] Ning Zhi transmigrated into a book as the stepping stone on the female protagonist's path to immortality. The female lead freeloads, and Ning Zhi pays the price. The female lead causes trouble, and Ning Zhi takes the blame. The female lead finds a lucky break, and Ning Zhi takes the hit for her. The female lead ascends, and Ning Zhi gets sacrificed to the heavens! From the start, the female lead asks her to join
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I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修,怎么是犯贱的贱
[Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b
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Everyone in the Sect Is Love-Brained, Except Me, a True Lunatic 全宗门都是恋爱脑,唯我是真疯批
The complete print edition of A Double Crossing is now available on all platforms. Relationship blogger Lin Du died of a broken heart after being driven crazy by hopeless romantics. After death, she transmigrated into a tragic romance cultivation novel, becoming the beautiful, powerful, yet doomed junior uncle who paved the way for the protagonists' great love with her own ashes. After reading the script, she slowly typed a question mark. “Have they dug up every wild vegetable on this sect's mou
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The Little Junior Sister Guards Her Snacks: Mess With Her and She’ll Smack You with a Brick 小师妹护食,惹她就拿板砖拍你
[Personal space + adored by everyone + no romance + silly junior sister] The village was in such dire straits that its nine residents couldn’t even afford a meal. To save the eight old-timers in the village, Jiang Xiaoxiao set out alone to find a way forward. What!!!!!!!! The worthless rock no one wanted in my family is actually a premium spirit stone? Seriously? And the wild plants and herbs growing all over our village are premium spirit herbs? Jiang Xiaoxiao suspected that the old folks in he
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Mu Yi, the Oddball of the Cultivation World 慕忆,修真界的一朵奇葩
After transmigrating into a book, Mu Yi discovers she's nothing but the female lead's tool and runs away that very night. She joins Shangqing Sect, one of the five great sects. Thinking of the original host's memories from three lifetimes, Mu Yi decides that instead of skulking around, she'd rather hit back hard. She makes her name so famous throughout the cultivation world that those scumbags wouldn't dare lay a finger on her. The good news: She's famous. No one in the cultivation world has nev
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I Dig the Pits, You Fill Them In. Everyone in Our Sect Is a Rebel 我挖坑,你填土,师门全是反骨
[Original title: I Became the Beloved Little Junior Sister and Turned the Cultivation World Upside Down] Xie Sisi transmigrated and became the cannon-fodder supporting character in a novel she’d once mocked, a character with the exact same name. The supporting character’s role was to bring the heroine to an immortal sect, dutifully serve as her medicine human, and ultimately die after being used to test the heroine’s medicines. Xie Sisi, who knew the plot: “Bah! Whoever wants to be a medicine hu
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Shock! The Beloved Villainess Is Actually Long Aotian's Wife 惊!万人迷反派竟是龙傲天他老婆
[BL + Younger Man + Cultivation + Everyone's Favorite + Cheat Abilities + Causing Trouble] Gorgeous with a terrible temper · cultivation world's darling · true powerhouse · arrogant villain Gentle as jade · sweet on the outside, dark within, then scheming, jealous, and obsessive · cheat-powered protagonist “Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west. Never look down on a poor young man.” That's the classic line of a protagonist in an annulment-to-revenge story. And he is the villain whose
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Too Many Goofballs in the Spirit Realm, So the Female Side Character Takes the Lead in Causing Chaos 修灵界太多沙雕,女配带头风骚
[Goofy Heroine × Cool Top Disciple, Comedy + Memes + Unhinged Antics + No Moral Boundaries] Just after her love letter reaches the male lead, Yu Li, Ruan Xin suddenly awakens to the fact that she’s become the wicked female antagonist in a novel where everyone dotes on the heroine. Looking at the male lead, who’s as cool and distant as an exiled immortal, Ruan Xin declares: “The first rule of staying alive is to draw your sword. So I’ll take out my crush first.” To avoid the fate of being disembo
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After I Transmigrated, My Senior Sister Took a Child to Cultivate Immortality 穿越后大师姐带崽修仙
[Traditional cultivation + ensemble cast + adorable creatures + coming-of-age] [Cool, homebody demon lord who raises a child x straightforward, brave, and bold sword cultivator] A general reply: the male lead isn’t a pig, the female lead isn’t a pig, and the little pig isn’t a pig. This is a story about cultivating, going on adventures, enjoying a happy life together, and saving the world. The characters face life and death and make their own choices. No one is just there to support someone else
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A 1970s Spatial Realm: The Educated Youth's Husband Returns from Cultivation 七零空间:知青她男人修仙回来了
[Veteran Soldier from the Seventies x Gentle Educated Youth Wife + Both Reborn + Pocket Dimension + Cultivation + Sweet Romance + Raising Kids] Fang Qiao dies saving someone. When she opens her eyes again, she discovers she has been reborn in the resource-strapped 1970s, when you need ration coupons for everything. Food and clothing are scarce, but her daughter is still in her womb. Even more surprising, her dead husband has returned from another world, having cultivated immortality! He has also
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My Hilarious Junior Sister Drives the Entire Cultivation World Crazy 沙雕师妹卷疯整个修仙界
[Transmigrate into a Book + Wacky Comedy + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Face-Slapping + Ensemble Cast] Jun Xiaoqi accidentally transmigrates into a cultivation novel as its unhinged, villainous heroine. The original owner was so desperate to suck up to the male lead that she willingly became a servant at Tianling Sect for three years, making her a laughingstock throughout the cultivation world. To become an inner disciple, the original owner took a Soul-Devouring Pill and went berserk during the re
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