I Only Know How to Chop Trees, Not Cultivate Immortality 我只会砍树,不会修仙
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My Senior Brother Lies Flat Every Day, Yet He's Ridiculously Strong 师兄整天躺平,却强的离谱
[Ensemble cast] [Plot-focused, with little emphasis on the System] Jiang Ling joins Spirit Creek Peak to pursue the Dao, only to encounter a group of decidedly abnormal cultivators. They farm, drink tea, forge iron, weave, and cook, but never cultivate. She feels like she’s been swindled, until one day she’s astonished to discover that her cultivation is advancing faster than anyone else’s. At the same time, she realizes that her senior brothers might not be as simple as she’d imagined…
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Everyone Chops Wood to Survive: I Have a Hundred Million Times Critical Hit 全民伐木求生:我有亿万倍暴击
[Chopping trees + cultivation + strength unknown, grows stronger against stronger foes + pets + stats] Everyone transmigrates to a world of logging and cultivation. From the start, each person has only one tree. Chopping it can yield food, equipment, cultivation manuals, and building materials. Lu Yao receives Heaven’s blessing: every ten swings of his axe are guaranteed to produce a critical hit. While everyone else is still going hungry, Lu Yao already has more feasts than he can count, with a
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I Just Chopped Down a Tree, So How Did It Become World-Ending? 我就砍个树,怎么灭世级了
To earn tuition, medical, and living expenses for her two younger sisters, Lin Xia has done every kind of job imaginable. Hauling corpses at a crematorium, spending the night in haunted houses, retrieving bodies from the Yellow River... This time, for a monthly salary of thirty thousand, he came to the Great Forest Company to work as a lumberjack, venturing deep into the mountains alone to cut trees. There was just something strange about this place. Tree species he had never seen before, beasts
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The Entire Cultivation World Fears the Tree Chopper 全修真界都怕那个砍树的
When other people transmigrated into fantasy worlds, they got either heaven-defying bloodlines or an old master living in a ring to back them up. When it was Lin Feng’s turn, he was bound straightaway to a bare-bones System that let him grow stronger simply by chopping trees. No shop, no draws, no starter pack. All it offered was tree-chopping and cultivation gains. From the start, he misread a decimal point and somehow thought he had to chop down a million trees. He spent an entire year in the
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Disciple, Your Master Really Doesn’t Know How to Cultivate 徒儿,为师真的不会修仙
Shen Tian transmigrated to the Star Continent, but he couldn’t cultivate. Bang... A soft pop rang out. The great cultivator who had barged into Shen Tian’s room died. His disciples cried out in shock, “Master! And you still claim you can’t cultivate?!” Shen Tian stared blankly at the dead great cultivator and said helplessly: “Disciples, your master really can’t cultivate!”
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My Junior Disciples Are All Overpowered, So I Have to Cheat! 师弟们都是大佬,那我只能开挂了
The second junior brother is the chosen one of the plane. The third junior brother is reborn. The fourth junior brother is an ancient Sword Immortal reincarnated. The junior sister is the future Demon Empress. Everyone from top to bottom is a hidden powerhouse! Ouyang, the eldest senior brother, gives a crooked grin. “Well, then I guess I'll have to use cheats!”
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After Guarding the World for a Million Years, My Disciples Beat Everyone 镇守百万年,我的徒弟吊打诸天
[Traditional fantasy, no System, one female lead! Hilarious + Absolutely exhilarating] Important: [Both leads are men. There’s no master-disciple romance] His master, Bai Fengliu, is known as the Sword Lord of Jingzhe, a man so powerful that all the heavens tremble before him. He commands life and death and defies the cycle of reincarnation. His disciple, Xiao Ke, possesses the world’s strongest skill: Summon Master. So you’re an Emperor? So your cultivation reaches the heavens? Sorry, but all i
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Going Wild and Slacking Off on a Dating Show: My Mouth Runs Ahead While My Brain Scrambles to Catch Up 发疯摆烂上恋综,嘴在前飞脑狂追
[Hilarious + ridiculous antics + unhinged humor + absolutely shameless] Su Mu transmigrates into a book and becomes a washed-up nobody with a mountain of scandals. From the start, she’s already on a dating reality show. While everyone else on these shows works themselves to the bone, terrified of seeming too carefree, Su Mu glares, sticks out a leg, and immediately gives up and goes berserk. When a scumbag comes at her, she rips his car door right off: “I’ve got a wicked mind, and I’ve never lov
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Another World: My Life Has Cheat Codes! 异世界:我的人生开了挂!
[Vampires, werewolves, technology, potions, ghosts, biohumans, divination, puppets, and every terrifying element you can imagine: this world has them all.] Lin En transmigrated into such a bizarre otherworld and became an apprentice at a potion shop. "Something is wrong with that man! He never uses anesthetic when performing surgery!" "That shop is a scam! The moment you go in, they find a pile of illnesses even if you are perfectly healthy!" "But wait, isn't that shop supposed to be the bes
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Ads Come True? My Pig Chops Trees Like a God! 广告成真?我的猪砍树成神!
--Infinite-flow + dungeons + wild imagination + ridiculous skills + no female lead-- ---This new novel has no rating yet. Please, dear readers, give it a good review!--- [Endless Game] descends upon Blue Star, and everyone can awaken a special ability! One stock trader gets the skill [Evergreen Stocks]. Every stock he buys turns green, earning him a lifetime ban from every stock market. A jump-rope enthusiast gets the skill [Jumping Madly]. When he jumps frantically, he releases huge amounts of
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I Chopped Down Trees a Trillion Times in My Dreams, Becoming Invincible in the World 梦中砍树万亿次,我于世间全无敌
The abyss descended upon Blue Star, and all races invaded. Lu Chuan, a high school senior on the verge of becoming a martial artist, was constantly plagued by the same dream. In the dream, there were only three thousand towering trees and a rusty axe. But when he tried swinging the axe to chop down those trees, everything began to change! [After chopping trees a total of 1,000 times, you receive a drop of mysterious essence blood!] [After chopping trees a total of 10,000 times, you receive a top
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Awakened: I Grow Stronger by Chopping Trees 觉醒后:我砍树就变强
[Invincible Protagonist]+ [Low-Profile]+ [Scheming]+ [Slow Burn] (It gets better after the first hundred chapters, so please be patient) Also known by the titles: “Senior Sister Framed Me, So I Kissed Her Back,” “Senior Sister, I Really Didn’t Steal Your Underwear,” “Senior Sister, Hear Me Out,” and “Cultivation: My Aloof Senior Sister Is Pursuing Me” Lu Hao awakens memories from a past life and grows stronger just by chopping wood, but accidentally gets on the wrong side of his cool and distant
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Online Game: What? Chopping Trees Can Drop Spirit Treasures? 网游:什么?砍树就能出灵宝?
[Not mindless, not a stats-driven story, somewhat overpowered; plays it safe when needed and sets traps when needed. Gets exciting around chapter 30, so don't start if that bothers you.] Blue Star is a world where games and reality have merged. The entire world is controlled by the superintelligence known as the “Heavenly Dao.” It has no emotions, is fair and impartial, maintains the order of the world's development, and protects humanity from invaders from beyond the world. … Zhou Xuanxuan, an
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The Gods' Foolish Game 诸神愚戏
I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m
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I Only Make Money, Never Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp! 只赚钱不谈情,职业舔狗我最行!
(Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q
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Post-00s Dad Livestreams Parenting: Dad, Why Are You Crying Louder Than the Baby? 零零后直播带娃:爹咋哭的比娃响
As people pay more and more attention to their children's education, a live reality show called Fatherly Love Is a Mountain gets underway. The production team randomly selects one dad born in the 1980s, one born in the 1990s, and one born in the 2000s. The dad born in the 1980s is an all-rounder when it comes to childcare, looking after his daughter with meticulous care and tenderness. Viewers: “A father's love is like a mountain! This dad really shields his daughter from every storm!” The dad b
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I Have Three Months Left to Live, So Let Me Die in Peace 还剩三个月命,请让我从容赴死
From childhood onward, Zhuang Zi'ang was the kind of kid everyone called “the child other parents wish they had”: a model student every year and always first in his class. But after his parents divorced and his father started a new family, he became a child neither parent loved. At just eighteen, Zhuang Zi'ang is diagnosed with a terminal illness and given only three months to live. With his final three months, he decides to let out his rebellious, wild side and be truly himself for once. While
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What Makes You Think I'll Keep Liking You? 你凭什么认为我会一直喜欢你呢
[Everyday romance] [One female lead] [Mutual healing] Because of a promise made in childhood, Chen Lu spent seven whole years pursuing the girl he’d grown up with. In the end, all he got was a cold rejection. Chen Lu smiled in acceptance, but his heart had turned to ash… until he met the sweet, clumsy girl who’d come to thank him. The girl was lovely and innocent, standing alone in the rain right where the two of them had agreed to meet. “Why haven’t you left…?” The girl slowly lifted her head.
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The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗,小师妹是真狗
[The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng
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Even as a Fake Heiress, I’ll Still Daringly Embrace Doing Nothing 就算是假千金也要勇敢摆烂
[Print edition launching across all platforms on August 9, 2025] When Shen Yue was twelve, she accidentally fell into a pond while feeding the fish. That was when she learned the truth: her parents weren’t her real parents, and her five older brothers weren’t really her brothers. She was the Mu family’s fake heiress! Faced with a future where she was destined to lose everything, Shen Yue decided to get ahead… by lying down. If she was going to lose it all anyway, she might as well lie back and
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Ten Days to the End 十日终焉
2024 Tomato Novel Annual Peak Rankings TOP 1 | 2024 China Online Literature Influence List | 2024 China Good Novel Award | Over 2 million copies sold (No harem, no formulaic tropes, no invincibility, no System, no mindless antics, no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if these bother you.) Just when I thought it was an ordinary day, I discovered I had been captured and taken to the End. Just when I thought I could escape by continually taking part in death games, people began awakening supernat
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Crazy, All Crazy, A Little Madness Is Good 癫,都癫,癫点好啊
[Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay.
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After Slaying My Way Through Instances, I Raise an Evil God by the Rules 杀穿副本后,我在规则里养大邪神
The print edition is now available under the title: The Fall of the Gods (Not for the faint of heart: nonhuman entities and terrifying monsters.) Yin Xiu has lived in a town governed by rules for six years. Normal players follow the rules and clear instances to stay alive. Yin Xiu, however, stays in town day after day. He doesn’t leave, clear instances, or go near the monsters. He does the bare minimum, takes it easy, and has practically settled into retirement. The town’s monsters have had thei
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He’s Clearly Powerful, Yet He Insists on Messing with His Loli Master 这个人明明很强却偏要坑萝莉师傅
Archmage Lin En transmigrated to another world. To keep the gods from treating him like a crop to be harvested, he disguised himself as a mage apprentice in Winter Spring Valley and decided to stay under the radar until he reached max level. But who could have guessed that his loli master could hear his thoughts? “Disciple, what do you think of this forbidden spell of mine?” [Kindergarten-level stuff. I don't even know if one splash of water could hurt anyone.] “Disciple, with five hundred more
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After Transmigration, Her Whole Family Are Villains 穿越之我全家都是反派
Content warning: Lots of crude bathroom humor. Don't read while eating. Version One: Jiang Mianmian transmigrates. Her father is a scheming scholar with the face of a kindly man. Her mother has the face of a bodhisattva and the heart of a ruthless killer. Her eldest brother looks simple-minded but is cunning at heart. Her second sister is selfish and sharp-tongued. They were born destined to be villains. To highlight the protagonist's justice, kindness, and greatness, they work hard to do all so
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Weren't You Supposed to Be a Cool Beauty? Why Do You Blush Whenever I Tease You? 说好的清冷美人,怎么一逗就脸红
[One-on-one romance with two male leads, both each other’s only partners; a dirty-talking, devoted top and a cool, beautiful bottom; reborn pursuit of his wife + showbiz + ridiculous comedy + everyone’s favorite + healing + intense push and pull + face-slapping feel-good story + mostly everyday life, and once you get through the first chapter, it’s sweet romance] After his beloved dies, Young Master Zhou is consumed by despair. By a twist of fate, he is reborn and wastes no time setting out to w
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What on Earth Is This? Complete in Two Volumes (The Original Novel Behind the Hit Drama Starring Wang Churan and Cheng Lei) 成何体统:全二册(王楚然、丞磊主演热播影视剧原著)
What is it like to transmigrate into a web novel and become the tyrant's bedmate? After a few simple calculations, Yu Wanyin reached a conclusion: she would have to find another way. In this story full of villains, if she wanted to carve out a path to survival, she had to become the biggest villain of all. First, help the tyrant take down Prince Duan, then take down the tyrant and become empress herself. But when she met the tyrant and carefully considered the strange sense of familiarity in his
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