Recommend Some Hilarious Books That’ll Make Me Die Laughing, Preferably with No Romance 能不能推几本笑死人不偿命的书，最好是无CP
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A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Reveal My Purple-Robed Celestial Master's True Form 黄皮子讨封，我亮出紫袍天师法身
Humorous and hilarious + traditional supernatural folklore + spirit medium rituals + no System Zhang Tiezhu staggers home drunk one night. He runs into a tailless weasel that asks him for a blessing. The weasel asks, “Do I look more like a human or a god to you?” “Heh... You look like your grandma’s leg!” The weasel says, “...Brother Zhang, cut it out. Give me a proper answer!” Zhang Tiezhu says, “Weasel, let me tell you: these days, you have to believe in science!” The weasel says, “I’m a Yello
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Put a Mask on the Prince and Goof Around with Him 给王爷戴上口罩，和他一起沙雕
[Goofy heroine × unhinged hero, a hilarious fantasy ride. All aboard!] The Regent of Great Li had a twisted personality, and was seriously unwell. Ye Piaoling received a task from her ridiculous System: collect the Regent’s Four Treasures, meaning four items he kept close to him! His mask, his belt, and… Ye Piaoling: “What do I get if I complete such a dangerous task?” Ridiculous System: “You can ascend on the spot!” Ye Piaoling was delighted to hear that. From then on, she ignored her tasks and
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Harry Potter: I Graduated, Only to Find Out I Went to the Wrong School 哈利波特之毕业了发现上错了学
Harry Potter is waiting for the results of his Ordinary Wizarding Levels, when he wakes up to discover he’s back at age eleven, before he ever entered Hogwarts! He spent five years at Hogwarts a hundred years ago! He learned Ancient Magic, stopped the Goblin Rebellion, and went on countless adventures! And now he has to start school all over again! But that’s fine! It’s no big deal! Going to school one more time is nothing! He just never expected that student life a century later would still be
22.7kReads9.0Score2.2kShelves
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The First Emperor Overhears My Thoughts: He Unifies the World, Not Just the Six Kingdoms 始皇偷听我心声，不统六国统全球
[Main story has no romance, and is set in an alternate Great Qin. Not everything is historical: a mix of history and comedy] "The final bonus chapter is for readers' satisfaction and has a hint of romance. If that bothers you, feel free to skip it" Good news: Li Jiang transmigrates to the Qin dynasty and gets to see her idol in person. At last, she lays eyes on the legendary ancestor, nearly two meters tall, with thick brows and big eyes. She gets to watch the First Emperor unify the Six Kingdom
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After Graduation, I Became a Eunuch in Empresses in the Palace 毕了业，我到甄嬛传里当太监
“Damn it, where the hell have I been dumped?” Xia Miaomiao stared at the woman before her, who looked just like Yu Ying'er from Empresses in the Palace, and screamed inwardly. “Am I even still in China???” Then she looked down at herself. She was dressed in bright red, with a little red cap on her head. If her guess was right... Was she a eunuch? Xia Miaomiao's vision went dark, then darker still. They said graduating from school came with job placement, but nobody said this was the kind of job
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Even as a Fake Heiress, I’ll Still Daringly Embrace Doing Nothing 就算是假千金也要勇敢摆烂
[Print edition launching across all platforms on August 9, 2025] When Shen Yue was twelve, she accidentally fell into a pond while feeding the fish. That was when she learned the truth: her parents weren’t her real parents, and her five older brothers weren’t really her brothers. She was the Mu family’s fake heiress! Faced with a future where she was destined to lose everything, Shen Yue decided to get ahead… by lying down. If she was going to lose it all anyway, she might as well lie back and
131.3kReads9.6Score15.7kShelves
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You Want Me to Be the Wicked Female Lead? I'll Rewrite the Plot and Become a CEO 让我当恶毒女配？我改剧情当霸总
[Laugh-Out-Loud Shenanigans + Transmigration into a Book + Plot Rewrites + Strong Female Lead + No Romance] This book is absolutely unhinged (originally titled "I Changed the Plot and Made the Regent Eat You-Know-What". That title was rejected, so it got a new one.) After getting dumped by her domineering CEO boyfriend, Shu Yan happens upon a Supporting Female Character Revenge System. It lets her transmigrate into all kinds of novels and rewrite the plots for the supporting female characters. ·
14.5kReads9.2Score2.4kShelves
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From the Start, I Dig Through the Pan God’s Tomb 开局挖穿盘神墓
From the hidden secrets beneath a bustling city to a fantastical journey through a wondrous world. He walks with a hunting dog in one hand and a falcon in the other. He acts when it’s time to act, and knows when it’s time to back down. He’s charming and dashing, witty and funny, with a thoroughly roguish streak. She met him in a psychiatric hospital. Their fated bond was written in the stars, and she went from a spirited young woman to the darling of heaven. Together, they weather every sweetne
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Insulting People Makes Me Stronger 怼人就能变强
[Unbeatable Tycoon + Hilarious Comedy, Wildly Satisfying and Sharp!] The protagonist receives the “Sharp-Tongued Tycoon System.” He speaks his mind and stands up for what's right, tearing into everything he can't stand! With the light of righteousness on his side, he becomes the richest person in the world!
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They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八
[Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.”
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Hilarious, Satisfying Tale of a Beloved Concubine's Daughter 爆笑爽文庶女宠妃
A fresh new story is here, friends! Come read it while it’s hot. Chu He transmigrates into the body of a concubine-born daughter who was set up by her legitimate elder sister. She won’t put up with anyone’s nonsense. Her stepmother bullies her? She sends her a fake adulterous lover. Her elder sister bullies her? Chu He sends her straight to a desolate mountain. Her scumbag father wants to redeem himself? Forget it. A dog can’t change its spots. Chu He’s first meeting with the prince is a brawl u
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The Hilarious Young Lord’s Wife: My Lord, Stop Chasing Me 爆笑世子妃：爷，别追了
[Entry in the January 2020 Silver Ticket Contest] Tang Lele is the cherished daughter of a family of surgeons. Her father and brothers are all master surgeons, and her mother is a rich heiress. She has been doted on by everyone her whole life. Even after she transmigrates into the body of a universally despised illegitimate daughter, she remains optimistic and carves out a path for herself, winning over an arrogant, aloof heir and thriving in life. The young lord: “What sins did I commit over ei
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I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧
Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…]
57.9kReads9.3Score12.7kShelves
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My Junior Disciple Is Way Too Cautious 我的小师弟可太稳健了
Wu Nianzhi is the most miserable person ever to transmigrate. In a world of supernatural powers, he’s a master of playing it safe. There’s a strange System that promotes harmony among fellow disciples. One deadly mission after another keeps coming his way. How could he not play it safe? [Master: Go to Giant Ridge and kill 10 members of the Golden Armored Giant royal clan. Reward for Junior Brother: Sky-Blanketing Fire Crow Art, fire element, five-star orange weapon] [Eldest Senior Sister: Pick u
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Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师
Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he
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Crazy, All Crazy, A Little Madness Is Good 癫，都癫，癫点好啊
[Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay.
376.2kReads9.8Score54.9kShelves
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The True Heiress Is Frail, but She Can Punch Every Vengeful Ghost to Death 真千金体弱多病，但一拳一只厉鬼
[Metaphysics + fortune-telling + satisfying revenge + absurd comedy + no romance] Chi Le had lived for sixteen years before finding out his younger sister had been switched at birth! His parents said, “Your sister is frail and sickly, and can't take care of herself. You have to look after her.” One sleepless night, Chi Le went outside for a walk and saw his frail, sickly sister jump straight down from the third floor without a scratch. Chi Le: ? Then his supposedly helpless sister punched a thou
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The Fake Heiress's Thoughts Are Leaking—So She's Giving Up and Grabbing Popcorn 假千金心声泄露后，彻底摆烂吃瓜
[Showbiz + Mind-Reading While Following the Gossip + Silly Jokes and Memes + Wild Imagination + Everyone’s Favorite] Ye Xunzhi, a modern college student with a fragile heart, transmigrates into a book. The good news: Even though she’s the fake heiress and gets kicked out of the wealthy family, her grandfather’s family seems pretty powerful, especially her several older brothers, each of whom is a major asset. The bad news: No one in this family meets a good end. Maybe because they’re all bound b
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From the Start, Immortal for Eternity, Laying Low Until the End of Time 开局长生万古，苟到天荒地老
[Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up
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Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌，阁下如何应对
Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi
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Damn This System: I Reincarnated as Wang Po 坑爹系统：我穿成了王婆
[No CP, no male lead, a goofy and conceited heroine] One day, after transmigrating, Wu Baobao discovered she had become Wang Po! So what? A girl has to stand on her own! [System task issued: Stop Jinlian from cheating] Wait... is this something an ordinary person can even stop?! [Three quarters of an hour to complete, or it will be too late to undo] Oh, heavens! Master Ximen! Hands off the pants, please~ [System task issued: Possess the Jinx Star and grope the bottom of the Star Lord of the Rabb
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I Pledged Myself to a Slacker, and the Metaphysics Master’s Secret Identity Was Exposed 我与咸鱼画押，玄学大佬马甲被扒
[No romance + mysticism + a cast of lovable goofballs + spiritual qi revival + a little wish fulfillment + secret identities + transmigrate into a book + everyone’s favorite] Gu Juanyan transmigrates into a novel about secret identities as a fake heiress side character with her brain in her backside. All she does is court death and give the heroine chances to face-slap her. After learning her situation, Gu Juanyan decides to keep out of trouble and live like a lazy fish. She had hoped to coast t
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I Tell Fortunes and Spill Tea, Then Rake in the Cash 我算命献瓜，数钞数得哗啦啦
[Livestreaming + fortune-telling + metaphysics + ghost-hunting + wish fulfillment + episodic stories + strong female lead, no romance] Qu Tingyuan is a metaphysics expert who specializes in beating ghosts senseless with her bare hands and freakish strength. She transmigrates into the body of a frail beauty who was just angered to death by three rich heirs. Qu Tingyuan looks at the frail beauty’s body, which can barely muster any strength, then at the paper effigy shop she has just inherited, whi
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Book Transmigration: Showbiz Keeps Forgetting My Top-Tier Persona 穿书：娱乐圈总忘记我的极品人设
[Transmigrate into a book + entertainment industry + variety show + livestream + comedy + unhinged antics + background CP] (An experiment in going off the rails. Makes no sense and is riddled with plot holes. Not recommended.) Office drone Li Shi has the misfortune of transmigrating into a book, into the role of a despicable villainess with a truly awful reputation. A diva, a show-off, vicious, selfish, a terrible actress, a rotten person… “Wow!” What a wicked character. She was only two Dragon
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Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病
[Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin
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Shh, Whatever You Do, Don't Play a Murder Game on a Dating Show 嘘，千万别在恋综里玩杀人游戏
Cen Yueyue is a D-list actress who gets incredibly lucky when her agent shoves her onto a dating reality show starring famous actors, where she’s cast as a disposable extra. The director’s script calls for her to make a scene and squeeze every last drop of usefulness out of her supporting role. So on the very first night, the man Cen Yueyue is supposed to fall for gets a short arrow through the head. Night has fallen. Close your eyes. Killer, open your eyes and choose your prey... A mountain vil
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A Real Heiress with Mystical Powers Livestreams Her Fortune-Telling Sessions 玄学真千金直播算命日常
[No romance + livestreaming + fortune-telling + ghost-hunting + entertainment industry] Ke Xue is a nobody in the entertainment industry. Then one day, news breaks that she is the real daughter of a prestigious feng shui family, while the fake heiress is none other than top-tier star Su Menghan! Su Menghan’s parents insist she is their only daughter. Her brother looks down on Ke Xue for her scandal-ridden reputation and says she brings shame on the Su family. The family’s feng shui master even
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The Metaphysics Expert Livestreams Ghost Hunting 玄学大佬在线直播抓鬼
No romance!!!! The heroine shines on her own. Tan Qi, a master of metaphysics, transmigrated into a book. She became a minor celebrity in a domineering CEO paranormal novel, universally hated online, cursed and abused, with photos edited to look like her memorial portrait. In the end, she could only take her own life... Looking at her bank balance, she had no choice but to keep filming livestream variety shows. She was playing with a spirit-writing pencil in an abandoned house when she fou
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Grandpa, Did You Really Start a Rebellion in the Underworld? 爷爷，您真在地府造反了？
[Campus Life, Everyday Moments, Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy, Supernatural, Shameless Antics, Unhinged Behavior] “Good grandson, Grandpa's out of money for the war. Hurry up and burn me some cash!” Zhang Di got nightmares like this at least once a day, but never thought much of them. Until one day, he dreamed his grandpa was fuming: “You little brat, why is it so hard to burn me some money? Fine, I'll send someone up there to teach you how to burn joss paper, step by step!” Grandpa's attacking a city?
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My Sect Has Eleven Graves 我的门派有十一座坟
Fantasy and the supernatural, with a lighthearted, humorous tone and a touch of horror. My name is Zhang Shiyi. I have ten senior brothers, so my name is Zhang Shiyi. But all ten of my senior brothers are dead. They’re lying in the graves outside. What? My master? He’s dead too. The biggest, roundest grave is his. Haha~ Well, congratulations, then~ Get ready to sing: Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations to you, hey! Congratulations, congratulations to you~
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Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤，全民求我当总统
Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System
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Immortal King, Please Hurry Back! 仙王，求求您快回去吧
To better temper himself in the mortal world, a generation's Immortal King entered a world in the Age of Declining Magic. Little did he know that once he went, he would never want to return. "Immortal King, have you had your fun? If you have, hurry back! The Immortal Realm can't do without you!" "No way. There are no short videos or games in the Immortal Realm. I've spent billions of years there. I've had enough!" "I want to see for myself what this world has that's worth staying for!" From then
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Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力
[Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na
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God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛
[Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a..
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I’m Lin Tutu! Starting Today, I’m Rising to the Top 我！林兔兔！从今日开始崛起
[Spiritual qi revival + System + urban life + comedy] Lin Qiu is chosen by 9527 and reborn two minutes in the past. From then on, he can awaken a new skill every day. He thinks he’s about to reach the pinnacle of life, but who could have guessed his skills would all involve spreading seeds, fertilizing, and breeding? What kind of ridiculous skills are these? Where are the promised X-ray vision and space powers?
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From Ancient Times to the Present, a Max-Level Green Tea Queen Takes the Entertainment World by Storm 古穿今，满级绿茶卷爆娱乐圈
[Ancient-to-Modern Rebirth + Showbiz + Mind Reading + Everyone’s Favorite + Love Triangle Showdown] On the night of her wedding, Qiu Changge, the Fifth Princess of the Great Sheng Dynasty, died unexpectedly. When she woke up, she found herself inside a showbiz novel about a real and fake heiress, as the real heiress who was hated by the entire internet and destined to be cannon fodder. The handsome, possessive villain wanted her dead. The refined, abstinent male lead wanted her dead. The fake
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Shocking! The Max-Level Killer Queen Returns to the Beginner's Village 惊！满级杀手女王重回新手村
[Wish fulfillment, secret identity, sweet romance, gorgeous and cool heroine, and villains getting what they deserve] The Chen family's eldest daughter, who was sent away to the mountains in Nancheng as a child, is coming home. Everyone calls her a country bumpkin. But the young lady arrives with flowing hair and stunning looks, gentle and reserved on the surface, yet unhinged and as ruthless as a beast in private. No one is more brazen than she is. They say she can't even lift a finger? Ever he
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Livestream Fortune-Telling: The Genuine Heiress Becomes Everyone’s Favorite 直播算命：玄学真千金成团宠了
[Livestreaming + beloved by everyone + no romance + goofy comedy] Just after Su Xuanxuan turned eighteen, her master kicked her down the mountain, claiming it was time for her to gain experience. Who could have guessed that as soon as she left the mountain, she’d end up at the police station? One moment, the officers were giving her a lesson in science; the next, they were questioning reality. Su Xuanxuan’s second client turned out to be her own eldest brother. She was just wondering why she’d r
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Heavenly Abyss 天渊
(The print edition has been published and is available to buy online) A hundred years ago, Chen Qingyuan entered a forbidden zone called the Heavenly Abyss. His soul lamp went out, and everyone believed he was dead. Today, Chen Qingyuan has emerged from the forbidden zone alive, but his cultivation has been destroyed and his spiritual roots severed. With his beloved breaking off their engagement and the various sects bullying him, what is Chen Qingyuan supposed to do? “Chen Qingyuan, you have tw
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