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- 51 Wait, What Kind of Royal Guard Would Dare Bully the Emperor? 不是，谁家暗卫敢欺皇上呀？ [Two male leads + exclusive 1v1 romance + emperor and bodyguard + emperor switches from top to bottom, bodyguard switches from bottom to top + System + transmigration + sweet romance + light physical angst, no emotional angst! Both leads are powerful!] Two male leads, an emperor and his bodyguard, transmigration, a System, and missions. The emperor switches from top to bottom, while the bodyguard switches from bottom to top. One side couple has a crybaby top and a burly bottom, while another sid 20.9kReads9.5Score3kShelves
- 52 The Emperor's Possession 陛下囊中之物 When trouble strikes, it can come out of nowhere. Shen Qianying was a perfect example. He was sitting at home watching a melodramatic TV series from a few years ago and making fun of the acting when he suddenly found himself inside the show, as the scheming, vicious Regent who was destined to die the most horribly. Damn it, did the universe really have to do this to him? Of course, the most important thing was to stay alive. The Emperor gave him a meaningful look but said nothing. After that, Sh 35Reads7.3Score—Shelves
- 53 The Grand Tutor, the Great Liar 大国师，大骗子 Song Xuan was once a charlatan who made his living swindling people. But fate had other plans: he happened upon the down-and-out prince Ji Yunxi and fooled him into letting him cast a few fortunes. Every single prediction came true. When Ji Yunxi ascended the throne, he installed Song Xuan as the Imperial Preceptor. In full view of the court, Song Xuan had to deal with ministers taking turns making things difficult for him, political and harem intrigues, and an emperor who watched him like a haw 11.4kReads9.4Score1.6kShelves
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The Refined Alpha Makes Him, and the Seductive Big Shot Removes His Hearing Aids in an Instant 清隽A强制，钓系大佬秒摘助听器
Content warning: The white Adidas outfit is purely the author's personal preference and has nothing to do with the protagonist. If you can't accept that, please don't open this. Wishing you well. “I accidentally got involved with an Alpha I absolutely should never have provoked.”
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Awoo! The Ferocious Beast Is Getting Its Fur Petted Again 嗷呜！凶兽他又被撸毛了
The fiercest mythical beast who takes on the whole world × the cold-on-the-outside, smoldering-on-the-inside supreme god. Yan Qingchen slept for ten thousand years. When he awoke, the old gods had perished, and the gods of a later age ruled over all living things. They say he won't obey anyone? Sorry, he's the law of heaven and earth! Demons in the way? He devours them. Gods blocking his path? He slays them! As for spirits and monsters? Sorry, they're all just his food. But there's one thing tha
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- 56 The Mute Little Daoist Has Caught the Eye of a Top Big Shot 哑巴小道士被顶级大佬盯上 [Two Male Leads] [Mind Reading] [Both Chaste, 1v1] [Sweet Everyday Moments] [Soft-Spoken, Gentle Bottom VS Powerful, Fatherly Top] The mute young Taoist had just come down from the mountain when the ruthless CEO of the Song family took him home. He even tricked him into agreeing to a marriage alliance. Shen Bai wanted to run back to his Taoist temple, but someone always heard his thoughts, and he didn't know the way, either. The poor little Taoist could only get caught and dragged back again and 5.1kReads9.3Score744Shelves
- 57 Warning! S-Rank Big Shots Are Forbidden from Coveting the Pretty Host 警告！禁止S级大佬觊觎漂亮宿主 215Reads9.1Score103Shelves
- 58 The Three Realms Beg the Abstinent Bigwig to Furiously Scritch My Ears 三界跪求禁欲大佬狠rua我耳朵 [Two male leads + adored by all three realms + sweet and silly romance + entertainment industry + a touch of the supernatural] [A smooth-talking, fierce and adorable lop-eared rabbit vs. a scheming, green-tea-style powerful figure undergoing tribulation. No female lead.] To help the Emperor Venerable withstand heavenly punishment while he undergoes tribulation, Bai Tuan tricks the Judge out of the Soul-Calming Bell, gets the Thread of Fate from the Matchmaker, and sweet-talks the Golden Decree f 240Reads9.4Score101Shelves
- 59 Don't Fall in Love with Your Emergency Rations 不要和储备粮谈恋爱 After waking from a nap, Bai Jue unexpectedly transmigrated from the world of Mountains and Seas to the interstellar realm, only to become a useless young master who had tried to catch his lover cheating and ended up getting himself killed. With no other choice, he beat up the scumbag and kicked the mistress, then picked up a dragon to keep as emergency rations. Scumbag: "Bai Jue, I know I'm the one you love most!" Bai Jue: "You're ugly and weak. What makes you think you can say that?" The giant 2.1kReads9.4Score316Shelves
- 60 EN Seriously, What Alpha Eats Little Cakes? 离谱，谁家Alpha吃小蛋糕啊 [This book has been acquired for publication. Tap the author’s profile for more details] [Two powerful leads + chasing his lover + scheming + intense romantic tension + ABO] Ji Chi was a top-tier Alpha, the son of Jiangcheng’s richest man and a born favorite of fortune. Everyone assumed he would marry an Omega from an equally powerful family. He thought so too. That was before this top-tier Alpha started avoiding an Omega with no pheromones day after day. Things took a strange turn. Friend 1: “Y 40.9kReads9.6Score5.3kShelves
- 61 This Is Ridiculous! After Eight Years as a Stand-In, I Find Out I Entered the Wrong Book 别太离谱！替身八年告诉我穿错书 [Male-male leads + possessive, lovesick seme + occult master + fortune-telling + sweet romance with no angst + equally powerful leads + supernatural atmosphere + ghosts in the book] Shi Yin, the top master of a secluded occult sect, is short on money. He even has to sew his own underwear, stitch by stitch. Furious, he curses the heavens, and a bolt of lightning immediately strikes him. He transmigrates into a novel’s world and becomes a disabled tycoon’s substitute. From then on, he lives a comf 8.4kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves
- 62 Help! I'm Losing Control After a Psycho Tycoon Flirts with Me on Livestream! 救命！直播被疯批大佬撩到失控！ [Dual Male Leads] Pei Yu, the entertainment industry's most useless top-tier star, returned to life as an unknown after a year in the business without a single work to his name. His daily routine consisted of tearing into the ancestors of his haters on Weibo. “What are you even supposed to be? How dare you insult my brother?” Pei Yu: “Baby, I'm your long-lost biological dad. Kiss, kiss.” “Daily question: When is Pei Yu quitting the entertainment industry?” Pei Yu: “Definitely in my next life.” . 3.3kReads9.1Score324Shelves
- 63 EN Fortune-Telling? My Life Is Yours! The Aloof, Alluring Best Actor's Sweet Pampering and Clinging Coaxing 算命？命给你！冷欲影帝甜宠缠哄 [Two Powerful Leads + Male-Male Romance + Yandere + Metaphysics + Showbiz + Comedy + Sweet Romance] After dying in a car accident, the deranged top-tier star and metaphysics master Jian Ran is bound to a System, and transmigrates into a melodramatic romance novel as a disposable stand-in. So... CEO A: “He's back. I suggest you pack your bags and leave tonight. Fill in whatever amount you want on the check.” Jian Ran: “?” I've been catching ghosts and protecting houses for ages. Is he finally pay 8.2kReads9.5Score1.4kShelves
- 64 CEO, Your Cat Hacked Your Computer Again 总裁，你家猫咪又去黑你电脑了 [Two Male Leads + Secret Identities + Modern Alternate Universe + Sweet Romance] At last, a little kitten was born in a den of foxes. But when the kitten was three, he got lost. Bai Xiaozhi was a stray cat. He loved eating and sleeping. He was lazy and a little spoiled. He also had a bad temper: he held grudges, was sensitive, and was quick to snap. Still, in everyday life, Bai Xiaozhi tried hard to seem timid and easy to bully. He did his best to be an invisible little employee at Sheng Gr 933Reads9.3Score194Shelves
- 65 EN The Dark Wizard Became a Flop Star—and Went Viral 黑巫师穿成糊咖后爆红了 (The protagonist has a vengeful, villainous personality; no female lead, romance included. A story about a dangerously unhinged beauty causing all kinds of chaos and stirring up trouble.) In his previous life, Su Li was the notorious Crimson Wizard of the Rod Continent. By an unexpected twist of fate, he ends up in the body of an obscure little celebrity on Blue Star. When he joins a horror variety show, the audience assumes he’s just a pretty face, but soon realizes there’s something off about 2kReads9.5Score358Shelves
- 66 Heaven’s Adopted Son 天道继子 After cultivating for a hundred thousand years, Li Ran finally ascends, only to be tricked by the Heavenly Dao and sent to a strange place. Luckily, the cultivation world is right next door. If he works hard, he can get back, but first, he might as well abduct someone... Original synopsis: Those blessed with outrageous luck are darlings of the Heavenly Dao. Those who get everything they want are the Heavenly Dao's own children. Those who rise after falling and stumble upon one opportunity afte 2.8kReads9.3Score305Shelves
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He Was My Only Salvation When I Fell Into the Abyss 他是我落入深渊的唯一救赎
[Two male leads] [No female lead] [Reborn] [Sweet romance] [Celibate CEO + obsessive, twisted young painter] (The male lead has psychological trauma and episodes of madness. Please don’t read if that bothers you.) A necessary warning: this is a romance between two men! There are no female characters! Wang Xiuyan’s crazed, twisted face wore a triumphant, arrogant grin. “Shao Yuchen, get on your knees, or I’ll kill him!” With a sharp knife at his throat, Xia Anjing watched the emperor-like man kn
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- 68 Ding! A Taste of the Tycoon Life 滴！豪门体验卡 [Transmigrate into a book + healing + everyone dotes on him + mutual devotion] Two male leads! Two male leads! Gentle, mature CEO top × sunny on the outside, depressed on the inside bottom I got rich overnight, but I'm no country bumpkin! Zhou Mo was a poor little cabbage with no parents. His only asset was his good looks, and he had to haul bricks at construction sites every day just to scrape together his college tuition. Then one day, while happily hauling bricks, he got hit on the head with 13.9kReads9.5Score2.2kShelves
- 69 EN OMG! What Nobody Actor Kisses the Unhinged Villain Right Away? 天！谁家糊咖上来就亲疯批反派 Highlight: The secondary couple's story is concentrated in the extras. If they appear in the main story, it is only to serve the plot, and they occupy very little space. Readers who dislike this should proceed with caution. [Double male leads + entertainment industry + face-slapping + a vicious, ruthless, indulgent top with a hidden perverted side versus an all-around, dazzlingly talented bottom who openly flirts] Shen Lian was a top-tier star, but when he opened his eyes, he had become a nobody 134.4kReads9.7Score15.6kShelves
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Transmigrated as a Gloomy Villain's Male Housekeeper 穿成阴鸷反派的男保姆
[Complete + two male leads + love at first sight + sweet romance + cannon fodder becomes everyone’s favorite + healing] [Airheaded male nanny x scheming big shot who falls at first sight] After transmigrating into a book, Song Zhian found himself as the male nanny in a CEO romance novel. He was the cannon fodder who witnessed the male lead gong throwing a fit and threatening the male lead shou: “What, does having someone watch make you especially excited?” And then there were the NPCs’ commen
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- 71 After the Breakup, the Boss Turns Dark and Obsessed: Wild Seduction and Spoiling 分手后大佬黑化变疯批，野撩诱宠 [Two Male Leads + Reuniting After a Breakup + Powerful CEO + Both Untouched + Possessive Takeover + Tension and Flirting + Reunion After Years Apart + Seductive Pursuit] [After He Wronged His Ex, the Big Shot Went Dark] Everyone knew the big shot was cool and dispassionate, but no one knew about the obsession hidden deep in his heart. After a carefully engineered reunion, he took the other man by force and made him move in. The darkened big shot's image crumbled: he turned wild and seductive, in 389Reads9.5Score839Shelves
- 72 Clingy Seduction! The Fallen Young Master Is Wild, Wanton, and Irresistible 痴缠诱捕！落魄少爷野又欲，真撩 [Two Male Leads + Rekindled Romance + Sweet Romance] When Xie Yi was young, he had a crush on Fu Mian from the neighboring department. As the pampered young master everyone in Yuncheng adored, he had no idea what it meant to take things slowly. He used force, threats, and coercion, making Fu Mian bow to him. He left neither himself nor the other any way out of their relationship. When they reunited years later, their positions had been reversed. Xie Yi was no longer on top, while Fu Mian now hel 12.7kReads9.4Score1.4kShelves
- 73 Wild Desires: Lured into the Arms of a Possessive Tycoon 野欲撩惹！被偏执大佬诱入怀 [Two male leads + one-on-one romance + devoted to each other + rekindled love + a sweet little romance] Ji Ran was bold and carefree. He never imagined that, at his lowest point, he would run into his ex-boyfriend Lin Chenchuan, with whom he’d once shared a relationship that had ended badly. They meet again at a banquet and pretend not to know each other. When Ji Ran is drugged, Lin Chenchuan grips his chin and whispers deliberately in his ear. “Need help?” “If you do, I’ll take you away.” Ji Ra 13.5kReads9.4Score1.9kShelves
- 74 The School Bully Turned Omega, and Now the Obsessive Alpha Is Losing Control 校霸B变O后，撩得偏执A失控了 [ABO + sweet romance + two powerful leads + happy ending + college setting, adult protagonists] [Arrogant campus bully young master x scheming, seemingly proper alpha] Shen Xingyan, a notorious campus bully at Jin University, had been unlucky since childhood. He choked on water, tripped while walking, and was plagued by all sorts of ailments, big and small. As a beta, he loved chasing after people. Once he won them over, he would break up with them in less than a day. The whole school even sta 8kReads9.4Score1.6kShelves
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You Told Me to Kill My Villainous Master, So Why Did You Kiss Him?! 让你杀反派师尊，你亲他干嘛！
[Signed for print publication] [Complete + two male leads + shou protagonist + everyone speaks their mind + devoted romance] [Gentle, beautiful master × outwardly obedient, tea-scented villain disciple who is secretly unhinged] Shang Qingshi transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder master. Born into a noble family and blessed with striking looks, he even has both the male lead and the ultimate villain as his disciples. It’s a dream start from the start. But his cauldron physique prevents him
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- 76 Damn It! My Roommate Is Forcing Their Love on Me 可恶！被室友强制爱了 [Two male leads] [College campus] [Both devoted only to each other] [Petty, spoiled, tsundere young master top × resilient, handsome straight guy with extraordinary emotional obliviousness] What do you do when your roommate confesses to you? Reject him! What do you do when he forces you into a relationship after you reject him? Forget it, let's just date. Bai Tang is a thoroughly straight guy who worked hard to get from a small mountain village into a big city. He never expected city people to b 22.9kReads9.4Score3.3kShelves
- 77 The Female Streamer I Like Is Actually My Best Buddy 喜欢的女主播竟然是我好兄弟 [Two male leads, brotherhood turning into something more, intense romantic tension] Yu Yue is a man, but he became a “female” streamer. It started when his father was diagnosed with kidney failure. The exorbitant medical bills nearly crushed him, a male college student. With nowhere else to turn, Yu Yue registered an account on a short-video platform and became a cross-dressing cosplay streamer. But his personality was too cold, and he lost every PK match. His results were utterly dismal. Then a 50.2kReads9.6Score7.3kShelves
- 78 EN Take a Bite of the Horror Boss—Pfft, He's Lovesick! 咬一口惊悚BOSS，呸恋爱脑！ [The physical edition of Meeting You is now available on all platforms!] [Two male leads + exhilarating infinite-flow story + lovers turned rivals + BOSS seme + mad uke + two powerful, devoted partners, 1v1] Three years ago, Stairway to Heaven suddenly appeared. Groups of people were dragged into an escape game and forced to livestream, enduring the audience's arbitrary whims and overwhelming abuse. Yu Qing had soft, long hair, an innocent face, and big, watery eyes. When the old ghost woman bef 27.7kReads9.6Score5.2kShelves
- 79 The Sacrificial Supporting Character Gets Confessed to by the Protagonist Squad Again 炮灰助攻又被主角团告白了 [Two male leads + protagonist is the pursued one + cultivation + straight-man heartthrob adored by all + transmigrate into a book + ensemble cast] Xie Yunhe transmigrates into a book. The System tells him to play matchmaker and help the universally adored Long Aotian find a cultivation partner. To keep him from being charmed by the protagonist's group and getting distracted from his matchmaking duties, it kindly installs a face-blurring System for him. From then on, beauties surround him, but he 34.1kReads9.3Score3kShelves
- 80 Embers (Also Known as The World Lost Its Guard) 余烬（又名《人间失守》） [Seasoned, calculating, hot-blooded detective VS. an enigmatic, morally ambiguous young nobleman from the slums] [Two powerful male leads + Criminal investigation + Mystery + Case-solving + Happy ending] A seasoned, calculating, hot-blooded detective VS. an enigmatic, morally ambiguous young nobleman from the slums. The world is a city, and even when its walls crumble, you can still see the light from atop the ruins. Wei Heng: “This world is strange. People only care about when you’ll die; no on 24.8kReads9.6Score4.7kShelves
- 81 Male Lead, Think Twice. I'm the Villain, You Can't Kiss Me 男主请三思，我是反派不能亲 [Two male leads, entertainment industry, hilarious and absurd] An Chen is a capybara who wakes up in the body of a villain. After his parents died, the original owner was taken in by the Fu family. But he caused trouble everywhere, picking fights with and framing the male lead, until the male lead got revenge and sent him to prison. An Chen thought, “As long as I don’t cause trouble or get greedy, I can live out my days at the Fu family’s expense, thanks to my big brother and second brother’s mo 2.9kReads9.0Score484Shelves
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The Host Keeps Getting Happy Endings with the Protagonist [Quick Transmigration] 宿主又和主角HE了【快穿】
[Xu Ran is the top, Pei Zhuojue is the bottom. Their roles are fixed.] A one-on-one romance throughout. Extreme character loyalists, please keep your distance. Xu Ran’s mission targets are the protagonists of their respective small worlds. Their lives are full of hardship and suffering. It seems they have to lose their families and homes to deserve the title of protagonist. But they were meant to shine. Xu Ran accepted the mission, ready to follow his seniors’ advice to the letter: become the pr
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- 83 Infinite: I Praise as I Kill, and Every Instance Feels Like Home 无限：边夸边杀，我回副本像回家 [Slow updates have resumed] (The leads are nonhuman. Horror monsters. Read with caution.) Lin Xi has a face people can’t help but like: a bright smile, fox-like eyes, and a silver tongue. Unfortunately, he lives in a mental hospital. One day, he’s dragged into a death game. The players tremble before the final boss, but Lin Xi steps right to the front and sweetly says, “You’re so cute. You’re really beautiful.” The hideous final boss is taken aback, then smiles shyly. The next moment, its head d 5.1kReads9.6Score706Shelves
- 84 The Frail Beauty Is All Sweetness and Scheming, and the Madman Bends for Love 病美人又茶又娇，疯批为爱折腰 Complete [beloved, universally adored protagonist + a deliciously dramatic love-triangle showdown] A coy, delicate, sickly beauty of a bottom x a fake-it-till-you-make-it, cocky mad-dog top Xie Zhenyun was ignored by his parents in the countryside for eighteen years before learning he was the true young master whose life had been stolen. At long last, he was brought back to the manor, only for his birth parents to warn him not to compete with the fake young master. Who could have guessed that al 14.7kReads9.4Score2kShelves
- 85 Nonsense! How Could the Little One I Raised Be a Villain? 胡说！我养的崽怎么可能是反派 Other people transmigrate with a golden finger to protect them, becoming invincible dragons among men without lifting a finger. Xu Lingguang transmigrates badly injured, with creditors everywhere and danger waiting the moment he steps outside. Xu Lingguang: I might as well find a rope and hang myself! But dying is out of the question. All he can do is somehow muddle through. To escape his enemies, Xu Lingguang hides in Ailao Mountain. They say the Chenghuang clan lives in Ailao Mountain. The Ch 15.2kReads9.4Score2.1kShelves
- 86 EN Captain, Can I Pet Your Tail? 队长，尾巴给我摸一下？ [Fatherly team leader top vs. unruly, defiant bottom] Two male leads, post-apocalyptic, older top, one-on-one, both devoted to each other, powerful pairing, supernatural abilities, partial beast transformation, modern fantasy, playful and sweet. The top's beast form is a flying snow leopard [a gigantic kitty]. The bottom is a bit unhinged [an Alpha who thinks of himself as the top]. The snow leopard raises the Alpha as his little brother, doting on him like a spouse. The Alpha keeps the sno 8.5kReads9.5Score1.5kShelves
- 87 Transmigrated as Doomsday Cannon Fodder: I’m Claiming the Male Lead’s Luck 穿成末世炮灰：男主气运我蹭定了 [No female lead + transmigrate into a book + apocalypse + endless loops + sweet romance] Song Nanchuan discovers that he's transmigrated into an apocalypse novel, as a cannon fodder who dies right at the start without even getting a name. The System tells Song Nanchuan he has to help the male lead, Lu Yan, get the main plot back on track to return to his own world. It also gives him a golden finger that lets him come back to life. But Song Nanchuan never expects to be plagued by bad luck and die 602Reads9.2Score102Shelves
- 88 Transmigrate into a Book: In the Apocalypse, I Spoil the Crybaby Little Cannon Fodder 穿书末世：我娇养了哭包小炮灰 [Multiple-character dialogue enabled] [One-on-one romance + both leads' first love + apocalypse + transmigrate into a book + System + mutual devotion] [Second book in the series] A heads-up: If you take things too seriously, this isn't for you. Every plot point exists to deliver sweet moments. [Low-empathy, naturally ruthless killer X seemingly delicate but secretly cunning young master] [Lots and lots and lots of side couples!] Xiao Yu transmigrates into an apocalypse novel he has just finished 8.2kReads9.4Score1kShelves
- 89 The Brooding Top Is Always Crying in the Seductive Tycoon's Arms! 阴湿攻，他总在钓系大佬怀里哭！ [Completed] Xu Sui wakes up to a world-shattering shock. His wife, with whom he'd shared a love-hate relationship and a forced romance, has killed herself. She's completely dead, leaving him behind, frail, helpless, and crying out for care. Xu Sui silently looks at the engagement ring he'd secretly prepared, along with the betrothal gifts he'd spent years putting together. His composure slowly crumbles, and he grows increasingly unhinged. “If you're a ghost, haunt me like a demon for the rest of 6.3kReads8.4Score414Shelves
- 90 The World-Weary Zombie Emperor Is Reborn and Gets Kissed Until He Cries Every Day 厌世丧尸皇重生后，天天被亲哭 [Two Male Leads + Top + Apocalypse + Superpowers + System + Zombies + Sweet Romance + Pampered Top] Su Qi'an is a researcher's private test subject. He has endured human experimentation since childhood and lived a fate worse than death, but it also gave him superpowers: immunity to the zombie virus and the ability to control zombies. He uses his powers to escape. To get him back, the lab publicly claims that he stole the antibodies. Hunted relentlessly, he ultimately controls the zombies and hum 4.8kReads9.2Score672Shelves
- 91 Quick Transmigration: How I, After Making It Ashore, Raise a Villain's Child 快穿论上岸的我如何养反派崽子 [Goofy male lead + transmigrates into animals + mind reading + raising kids + redemption] After finally getting a government job in the underworld, Jiuyou died suddenly just as he was about to make it in the human world. His superior struck him from the rolls of the living and the dead, then tricked him into going to little worlds to raise kids, as all kinds of animals. He landed in one world as a bird and let out a miserable squawk. He thought, becoming a nonhuman to raise kids was bad enough, 93Reads8.1Score—Shelves
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Quick Transmigration: The Villain Turned Himself into Everyone's Favorite 快穿：反派把自己玩成了万人迷
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