Don't Fall in Love with Your Emergency Rations

Name: Don't Fall in Love with Your Emergency Rations
Author: Meow Fish

不要和储备粮谈恋爱

by Meow Fish (喵鱼)

Status: Completed
Length: 320k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 4y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

After waking from a nap, Bai Jue unexpectedly transmigrated from the world of Mountains and Seas to the interstellar realm, only to become a useless young master who had tried to catch his lover cheating and ended up getting himself killed.

With no other choice, he beat up the scumbag and kicked the mistress, then picked up a dragon to keep as emergency rations.

Scumbag: "Bai Jue, I know I'm the one you love most!"

Bai Jue: "You're ugly and weak. What makes you think you can say that?"

The giant dragon wrapped possessively around the youth and lowered its head slightly. "You can touch my horns. Can I apply for a promotion from emergency rations to partner?"

A thousand years later, ancient Earth, lost in the sea of stars, was finally rediscovered. Countless explorers swarmed in. Advanced beasts that had once been almost impossible to find were everywhere, and the ferocious beasts of the Mountains and Seas gradually awoke, ushering in hell mode.

While everyone else was struggling to survive in the wilderness, Bai Jue seemed to be strolling through a garden.

"Which little monster should I eat today?"

An innocent-looking, violent Qiongqi with strength at the absolute limit X a seemingly gentle, but rationally unhinged giant dragon

Stats

155Chapters

2.1kReads · 30 days

788.5kReads · all time

317Shelf adds, last 14 days

9.4Score

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It's so beautiful!!! Why isn't it more popular! Highly recommended! It ended so quickly, what a pity.
67 likes4y ago
Serious version: A friendly reminder: please prepare your toothbrush and toothpaste while reading to prevent tooth decay. Real-life version: So sweet! Also: One person is desperately begging for extra chapters about Xingxing and Qiongqi. There are so many typos, it's really brain-taxing (very quietly)
47 likes3y ago
It's quite interesting; overall, it can be understood as a short story related to the Classic of Mountains and Seas. The plot doesn't have many ups and downs; it's quite gentle. There aren't any major twists and turns; it's as if it's just narrating their story. I thought it was a first meeting, but I never imagined it would be a reunion.
20 likes3y ago
It's so good! I just found it yesterday and read it all in one go. This genre is so enjoyable! The only downside is that it's too short—only 150 chapters! I don't know if the rating was suppressed, but I think it's really good.
18 likes4y ago
The overall content of the book is good; it's a sweet and enjoyable read. However, there are two significant issues. One is the numerous typos and misspellings throughout, which hinder reading. The other is some inconsistencies in the settings and logic. For example, Xiao Heng is initially described as a 3S major general, but later becomes a 2S mercenary group leader.
17 likes3y ago
It's good; the only sci-fi novel I could actually read. Looks great! Hope the next game features Little Star and Qiongqi!
16 likes3y ago
This is the only book I've read from cover to cover without skipping a single page. I truly followed it from the very first page to the finale, and I especially loved it. There are no overly sentimental characters; when it's time to be ruthless or decisive, they make their decisions directly.
16 likes4y ago
This is fantastic! I came in because of the live-streaming element, but I didn't expect it to have elements like raising a pet, face-slapping, and leveling up – all things I love! Another book I devoured in one go! Highly recommended! 😘😘😘😘
15 likes3y ago
Little mermaid, don't you have a romantic pairing? And I really want to read the story of Xingxing and Qiongqi! Author, I want to read about Xingxing and Qiongqi! 🥰🥰
12 likes3y ago
This is amazing! You can tell from my review. I haven't found a book that suits my taste in a long time, but this one is truly amazing. I love it! The protagonist isn't dragging things out or being a saint. The pacing is perfect; you finish it in no time. Plus, it's closely connected to the *Classic of Mountains and Seas*, which I love.
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